671288861
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
>>671288861
>>671288933
Too much soda.
>>671288993
Yuki is me and the person I post here.
I want Chinese food
>>671289299
I almost always drink plain water, and occasionally drink carbonated water.
I don't have soft drinks often.
>>671289299
Are you one in the same or do you merely do both?
>>671289247
but its ok. we still got each other <3
>>671289521
Hmm, then I dunno.
Sorry to hear that.
Bite the pillow.
>>671289363
Order it then.
>>671289544
I don't understand what you mean.
>>671289712
Nothing open here.
>>671289712
Yeah, still trying to pass these fuckin stones.
I didn't notice passing the two stones I had four weeks ago, but the doctor said today's CT scan only saw a single stone.
I'm mindboggled.
>>671289827
Ahh, right.
Make it then.
>>671289871
You didn't notice passing stones? I thought they hurt badly.
>>671290229
I have nothing to make it with.
>>671290229
Basically, what I'm saying is:
I did not pass the stones.
Whoever read the scan must've lost one or two of the stones.
I don't know if I have two stones or three stones now.
>>671289579
That doesn't make it okay.
>>671289712
Probably not expressing thought very well right now. I'm tired. And also going to bed.
Goodnight all.
>>671290322
Dayum, son.
I wish I cooked more. You should cook more.
I got corn masa a few days ago so I can make corn tortillas myself, by hand. I'll turn about half of them into tortilla chips, too.
>>671290597
o-oh :c
>>671290322
Cry a little.
>>671290428
That sounds terrible.
>>671290597
Aww
Goodnight.
Text me <3
>>671290684
Fresh tortilla chips are amazing.
And fresh salsa.
>>671290843
Cry a lot
>>671289544
That DoF seriously hurts my eyes. Do you play with that on?
>>671291071
mew
gn
>>671290843
I'll hopefully survive it again, and maybe even pass it this time.
Being nauseated makes me feel like living even less than usual.
>>671290937
Yep. I've never made salsa before though.
My areas of knowledge include breads, meats, porridges, grains, etc.
I've not made many cooked fruits, vegetables, or sauces before.
>>671291231
hey kitty
>>671291583
hola~
sup?
>>671291563
Ah. I see
>>671291731
>>671291955
ohhh
nyan~
>>671292055
I wish big cats would consent.
>>671292322
who says they cant?
do not fug big cats
>>671292587
I said "would" not "could"
Of course they can.
Go home, freklz
I am home
>>671292685
ohh
well maybe if you ask them nicer maybe they would
>>671292671
It's a little more messed up with house cats, though.
>>671292957
do not even think of attempting that with a housecat
Well shit.
I don't know a good enough follow up.
>"gfur thread"
>2 gfur images
???????
i literally hate avatarfags so much
be creative
>>671293110
I know someone who made a female housecat orgasm with the tip of his finger.
>>671293326
my hero
>>671293222
its okay we hate ourselves more
Go to the cafe.
>>671293222
This isn't a gfur thead.
>>671293326
whats the appropriate reaction to this
>>671293491
well maybe you idiots should stop marking them as such
>>671293475
speak for yourself
I like myself just fine
>>671293491
dude I fucking wish there was a cafe open now
I'm so hungry
>>671293491
no one in history has ever been this mistaken
>>671293222
There are a hella lot more than 2 gfur images.
>>671293467
He's mostly straight, so of course it was a catgrill.
the porn train keeps rolling
>>671293646
this is not a true sentence
>>671293750
it is now, buddy
>>671293626
Stop being such a fag.
>>671293630
Time?
>>671293646
Naaaaaaahhhh
>>671293701
he should try a cat boy
>>671293848
no, it isn't
you need to stop being so wrong all the time, friend
>>671293882
2:02 AM
>>671293577
The appropriate reaction is:
>"I should get a cat~"
>>671293990
join game
>>671293882
yah
>>671293990
you faggots love posting girls for some reason.
make up your mind
>>671294061
;____;
>>671294134
you are imagining conflict where there is none
>>671293944
Catboy penes are kinda sharp, though. How'd he do that?
>>671293630
you are not as worthy of hate as I
>>671294050
i want a cat but not for those reasons. But i can't anyways they're not allowed here
>>671293990
Yeah.... Nothing legit will be open at that time.
I'll buy a latte in your honor.
>>671294134
You can try if you want.
>>671294202
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_O1hM-k3aUY
>>671294050
i like this guy~
>>671294134
Bisexuality bestsexuality
>>671294276
I want cats too. And dogs.
>>671294210
he would have to be careful.
>>671294316
mew~~~~~~~~``
>>671294262
doubtful
>>671294308
thanks <3
>>671294342
hey listen to move of ten by autechre
guess who found the female ainsley
and guess whos listening to the dark souls 3 trailer song on repeat
>>671294308
you guys are really the most boring faggots ever
>>671294478
nah, women are pretty fucking toxic and disgusting
>>671294478
what stops you from getting one?
some faggot named ashley
>>671294533
okay
>>671294533
let's have that pissing contest someday
>>671294478
bisexuals are just greedy
>>671294634
You're just saying that.
>>671294704
no that sounds depressing and not worth either of our time
>>671294478
Ill take dick anyday ty
>>671294704
>bisexuals are greedy
i just love to love
...
...
i havent been with anyone, physically, in over four years
i need help
>>671294726
Come stick things in my butt.
>>671294639
Hi, you
>>671292322
This nigga was a good persona
>>671294533
uhhhh which album
>>671294992
hey picasso
>>671295005
its a videogame character i think
>>671294870
It happens to all of us.
>>671294963
I don't stick things anywhere.
>>671295005
>persona
>not SMT
Anyways, monosexuals a shit~
>>671294639
I am certainly not capable of owning pets if I live alone. I don't even live alone yet anyways.
I will only own pets after I live in a group relationship.
>>671295005
nvm i completely misread that
>>671295076
Move of Ten (2010)
perhaps it is an ep instead
>>671295207
when is that?
>>671295149
I-it's me... Lines
>>671295177
Hi you too
>>671295190
You should.
>>671294726
no i mean it
you guys don't even seem to like any of this furry shit anyway, it would make sense just to have a seperate fag thread so you guys can have your circlejerks together without derailing threads
>>671295356
I really like what you did with Persistence of Memory. It speaks to me on a very deep level
>>671295340
Unfortunately, maybe never. Society frowns upon true love if it's not monogamous.
To put it simply: if you want to own pets without adopting ones which are already adults, you need someone who works from home to take care of them.
I also, myself, am not dedicated enough to walk dogs two hours every day.
>>671295373
Ayy, this character.
>>671295373
That's not how it works.
>>671295400
>a seperate fag thread
He doesn't know this is the cafe thread.
>>671295614
I love this webm
>>671294870
You need to get DICKED
Go do it, now. Don't turn the computer back on until you've prolapsed from the rape.
>>671294806
You don't appreciate the finer points of self-deprecation and the pleasure of knowing other people view your sick pathetic way of life as "better off"
>>671295648
gotta be responsible yo
>>671295719
thanks
we don't post shit in fur threads, furries post shit in our threads
>>671295775
that sounds unhealthy
>>671295479
How are you?
>>671295614
That's great but.. I don't think that I made it..
>>671295775
tfw i probably wont get laid no matter what i do
tfw im probably just going to get deployed without ever knowing the feeling of a dick inside my asshole
>>671295710
Why you so boring?
>>671295726
Kitty, come rub my shoulders.
>>671295906
I know but i still like it just remembered it from some instagram post
>>671295149
>>671295207
>>671295241
Lmao he's a persona in P3 u silly fuck
>>671295976
only if you come rub whatever you rub to make headaches go away
>>671295842
I can walk dogs one hour a day, but someone has to walk them the other hour.
Even better, with more people, I can maybe walk them one hour every other day.
I'd ideally aim for a group relationship consisting of me (a man), two other men, and three women.
>>671296061
And a demon in SMT 4
>>671295906
Fine.
Just trying to organize my shit.
>>671295966
>deployed
If you mean military, kill yourself. Fucking inferiority complex welfare queens.
>>671295976
I was born boring.
>>671296008
Well.. alright
>>671296143
That's great
>>671296283
wow that's a whole lot of mad there friend
>>671296283
what
i just thought it would be fun to join the military
get out of my comfort zone
experience somethin new
>>671296139
Yeak ik. SMT reuses all their demon characters
>>671296393
Harlan Ellison:
I go to bed angry every night, I wake up angry every morning. There are certain injustices in this life you’ve got to do something about. You can’t just say that you can’t fight it, or it’s too much trouble, or that you don’t have the time or the effort, or that you can’t win. Forget all that. Fight them all! I fight them all because you never know which one is the big one. You never know which you give up and then it will come back and bite you in the ass. You never look away from a mountain lion, you lock eyes and you don’t let him get behind you.
>>671295906
how sure are you?
>>671296061
never played it just felt like making a fool out of myself
>>671296091
thats uh weird
>>671295710
you're really not clever at all
>>671295876
you guys purposefully shit up gfur threads constantly
>>671296507
And there's nothing wrong with that
>>671296283
Nigga not everyone gets their future handed to them on a silver platter, nor do they probably want to remain jobless, confused kids. Don't be so damn pointlessly hostile
>>671296091
Sounds like drama
>>671296685
wow I do not care
>>671296772
no, we improve them immensely
>>671296821
There is no excuse for supporting authoritarianism and supporting the removal of freedoms.
Joining the military is never justifiable.
>>671296772
You think I'm being clever when you're just oblivious.
>>671296718
Not very.. my neck hurts
>>671296507
don't listen to the troll
>>671295966
play the god damned game it's not hard
fake it til you make it, toy with people until you find someone worth the struggle
keep putting yourself out there, get burned, learn, move on
be yourself and by that I mean the best self you can be
you will find someone. someone, somewhere, might not be mr. wonderful
but you'll know love when you find it.
its great
trust me
>>671296906
>improve
you really don't know what that word means
>>671297039
wrong
>>671296985
>I don't like something so it's wrong.
That's no way to look at things, son.
>>671297237
I one hundred percent do, friend
freklz, why are we replying.
>>671297237
If you say so.
>>671296985
Are you that guy who said that if somebody works for an organization that they necessarily support that organization?
>>671297349
That's not how it is.
Killing someone without his consent is rude, and militaries support such rude actions.
Thus, supporting a military means supporting nonconsensual killings.
>>671297386
I have
absolutely
nothing better to do
I cannot find the motivation to crawl to the kitchen and make myself something to eat
>>671297502
who cares
if they didn't want to die they shouldn't have gotten shot
>>671296985
But it is. Especially if you literally have nothing left for yourself. You can't say that it's not justifiable, you're just as bad as the Authoritarians, because then you think your word is law or "sound". Most enlistees never even see action, are you a teenager or something because your opinions sound very angsty and not very empathetic lol.
You have no right to tell someone to kill themselves either.
There's NO EXCUSE for supporting suicide just because you disagree with something.
>>671297502
war..
war never changes
>>671297050
but im so socially awkward
>>671297656
kill yourself
>>671297656
I support suicide because I'm pro-choice.
Are you a supporter of an Abrahamic religion? Sounds like it. You glorify self-flagellation.
>>671297641
>"If they didn't want to die they shouldn't have gotten shot"
This is my favorite thing right now
>>671297049
what happen?
this thread is pretty entertaining honestly
>>671297363
you can tell yourself the same lie every day, but it will never make it true.
>>671297386
eat a bag of dicks
>>671297904
dude im tipping my fedora so hard right now
like it's just spinning in mid air
>>671297904
No, I'm just a nice person who isn't an embittered cunt thinking their opinions matter while they post faggot anthropomorphic male animals squirting semen all over each other.
>>671297641
I'm doing Sudoku. It's fun. Try it.
>>671298135
>
>>671297856
No u
wem is literally the only quality poster in here, besides myself
>>671298135
you need to come up with more inventive responses
this is not good banter
>>671298283
I have had way too much whiskey for that
but I will agree that it is a fun exercise to waste time with
>>671298271
be careful he might shoot up the local school because you just said that
>>671298014
I fell off the bed.. Oh and I woke up with it
>>671298374
sup
>>671298374
why would you say that
>>671298527
Sex can do that.
>>671297678
>socially awkward
another self-depreciating pissing contest
Let me put it this way. what you view as a handicap, some people might find attractive. socially awkward can mean immature or it could be introvert. You will find it easier the more you try it anyway. It's all about setting boundaries and staying safe. There's someone out there who will amaze you, probably many people if you will just get out there and meet them.
And sometimes that's gonna mean looking like an idiot.
>liking freedom makes you a fedora tipper
I'm just loving the conformism here.
Too bad there's no upvote function, so you can't enforce your conformism. :^)
>>671298527
you really need to stop this "sleeping" thing its only bringing you pain
>>671298527
At least you have a neck. When I was a kid our heads just attached right to our torsos.
>>671298406
>Drinking
>>671298666
I think your parents need to confiscate the razor blades from your room because of how edgy your being
>>671298666
didnt know that wanting to do something different was literally conformism
dude are you literally 13 though
>>671298640
but its haaaaaaaard
Hi, Snuggles.
>>671298406
im not here for banter, pal
>>671298538
dicks
>>671298608
because
/pol/ pls go and stay go
>>671298824
it numbs the boredom and keeps my mind off the future
>>671298960
literally why else would you come here
there are way more efficient places to get pornography
>>671299034
nice. those are pretty cool
>>671298939
hello
