Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>712526956
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Rory-sama claimed
>>712542486
fucking kill yourself
Shiro claimed.
>>712541291 (Halal)
>habibi
Unfortunately I knew that because of rap culture and all the mudskins here in Germany.
I also know Chabo, Babo and Lahmacun.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zz8zQtsCEAQ
>>712541632 (shiro)
>lowercase
I usually refer to you as shiro and use Shiro when talking about best waifu to avoid confusion.
>"music"
It that a type of noise?
>>712541719 (Du)
>meinst du das ernst?
Wenn es meine Ehre als neet wiederherstellt dann ja, toternst.
>Wie kommts?
Die sind knuffig.
>Gestalten im Netz
Ja, mache von denen claimen Hamster und Kirino...
>>712542042 (K-on)
>spelling
You really do. German is a phonetic language, so if you learn a few simple rules you will never have trouble knowing how to spell a word you heard or pronounce one you read.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ztCA4bxNrQ
Yuuko claimed.
Claiming my goddess.
>>712542563
Nice. I actually didn't know that this language would spread to rap culture.
I claim Hikari
I had the thread ready and was looking at the old one waiting for it to end.
Then I noticed it was at limit.
>>712542042
I also just got home, from school. A pretty uneventful day it was.
>>712542349
Wew what?
Kind of an underwhelming track.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qBWLqTzSpqE
>>712542563
Ah, I see.
No, lowercase isn't noise.
>>712541632 [shiro]
hopefully your headache goes away soon. other than that, an evening like the others right?
>>712542349 [rory]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VI57QHL6ge0
>>712542766
lag
カラミチーマス
>>712542563
>Wenn es meine Ehre als neet wiederherstellt dann ja, toternst.
Ich kann es einfach nicht glauebn. Mein Weltbild zerstört mit zwei Zeilen...
Tja Shiro das wars dann, du bist offiziell nicht mehr auf der Liste der vernünftigen Anons.
>Hamster
Umaru?
>Kirino
top tier what's the problem?
>>712542898
Yep.
>>712542701
I think it's because it's mostly a lower class phenomenon, and that's where 90% of turks and other arabs are.
Good part is that you can get Yufka everywhere.
This particular song got somewhat famous as a running gag, so there are some funny covers.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eMPLhfMWmAQ
>>712542774
It's noisy though.
>>712542961
>Mein Weltbild zerstört mit zwei Zeilen...
Nenn mich Cthulhu, zerstören von Welten!
Ach, ich glaube ich vergleich bin ich immernoch relativ vernünftig.
>umaru
Ich glaube so heißt das Ding, ja.
>Kirino
>Top tier
>mfw
>>712543334
So close!
>>712543325
>>712541014 (Anon)
Sounds bad
>>712541142 (Kalashnikov)
Rogonosets
>>712543395
Not Nano.
>>712542766
I was wondering if you had gone to bed.
>>712542774
Wew was for got another one in the musics.
I was listening to it at the time
https://youtu.be/O9TunCtR3dQ
>>712542898
https://youtu.be/h5BrE1Pi5cU
OREWA CHINCHIN DAISUKE NONDAYO
>>712543462
Awww
>>712543387
neat.
>>712543387
Das wars dann für mich für Heute.
Ich muss die Geschehnisse des vergangenen Tages erstmal verdauen.
Man sieht sich dann morgen wieder...
>>712543571
We already knew that
>>712543657
Is this a cute awww or a sad awww?
>>712543700
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YD_o7IbiMJs
>>712543712
Träum was Süßes, Schatzi x3 rawr~*!
>>712543334
that's alright though. watching any games tonight?
>>712543410
but I'm not a liberal
>>712543463
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5Ht6WIhhmU
>>712543762
Damare, baka!
Claim
>>712542563
Thank you. I appreciate the help, I've always been afraid of approaching German threads here, so I usually just lurk and just read their conversations, its a bit fun.
>>712542774
Same for me, life is pretty boring.
>>712543771
Sad, but since yuuko is associated with it also cute
>>712544262
>Sample
>Crop
Post the rest of the image.
![Syndra [246].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/AuU4V3G.jpg "Syndra [246].jpg")
>>712543387
Eh.
>>712543395
Hi!
>>712543463
That's a good song.
>>712544070
I'll probably watch a little bit of Raiders vs. Texans.
Got any plans for Thanksgiving?
>>712544262
Oh my goodness, another lewd image! And this time it's cropped.
>post full image
Boring is fine with me though. Nice and calm.
>>712544425
>Implying Mai isn't a qt
>>712544455
Come on now, that would ruin the fun.
Soon.
Also in reply to your last post. Which is now 404d
Ya, it sucks for somethings though, like I have to carpool to get to school and back.
>>712541142
>>712542898
I could make it better but i can't be bothered
>>712544262
>jusr lurk
You actually understand what we're talking about?
>>712544624
I found something by the same artist, I think:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X3eaI-F1O_8
>>712544070
https://youtu.be/jhat-xUQ6dw
>>712544624
Again, I post what Im listening to. Im at the mercy of my library.
>>712544624
Hello dead man
How was today?
>i'm fine
>>712544768
mai is unknown and scary
Just look at how terrifying she is here
>>712544787
>I do have 2 hentai mangas of K-On
Yeah I use to walk to work in VA, it was like 2 miles. Not crazy, but carpooling is better than that.
>>712544624
not really, as our thanksgiving up here was last month.
>>712544819
I understand you.
Nice caim by the way
>>712545021
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vvgLj8pawGI
>>712544860
Nope.
>>712545051
Nothing unusual happened, so I'd consider it good.
>>712545172
They had some truly scary songs.
https://youtu.be/gSqJckkjAgE
>>712545172
Hi. Nice lie by the way
>>712544860
For the most part. German and English isn't drastically different, word-wise, and I piece them together to form a general idea, how else would I have known that Jibril had said to be nice?
>>712545152
I have several, though Yui cannot know I jerk off to her friends. Shhhh.
And yea I used to walk to highschool for marching band at 5 or so in the morning. It was little over a mile and a half walk.
>>712545051
Mai is a good waifu.
>>712545539
I honestly fail to see the difference. I bet if I put that sounds in a artsy looking video, you would listen to it.
>>712545719
>Träum was Süßes, Schatzi x3 rawr~*!
What was that then?
>>712544787
Ritsu is better
Claimed
>>712545936
Best K-On.
>>712545868
I would. I never said I had a distaste towards what you posted, now did I?
>>712545853
For some.
For others she bullies their waifu~
>>712542486
Yo when is s2 starting?
>>712545542
I don't know them very well. I'll look more into it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qEja72NSg5Q
>>712545582
what do you mean?
>>712546066
I find that difficult to believe since she doesn't exist. But her brand of character trope is one that I dearly love for some reason or another.
>>712546277
I don't know. Nice dubs by the way
I'm going to sleep now
>>712545868
>Träum was Süßes, Schatzi x3 rawr~*!
Hmm that's a bit of a hard one, I know Träum = dream, right? Süßes is sweet, because candy is sweet and candy = Süßigkeiten. So something about sweet dreams? I dunno what Schatzi is.
>>712545936
Ritsu a cute, but I personally like Yui more, sorry.
>>712546393
he's referring to the anon
lurk moar
>>712546393
Do you want to fix them and make them more loving or like them they way they are?
Scary and unknown....
>>712546615
I like yui for her voice and personality but ritsu is cuter
>>712546645
To be fair i was trying to be vague enough to be applicable to either
>>712546525
thanks. goodnight buddy
>>712545719
>Yui can't know that I jerk off to her friends.
>You don't know she does too.
>They all do.
>>712546277
https://youtu.be/15VFTBgVrBQ
>>712546203
S2 has ended. We're waiting for S3. Release date unknown but it is being made.
>>712546919
>shame
I claim my cute Russian nyasha poklonskaya
>>712546615
>>712545868
Hell, I can do a direct translation of what I understand.
Dream what sweet, schatzi, schatzi, schatzi rawr~
>>712546615
That wasn't too bad. Schatzi is just a way to address your honey.
For how many years have you been studying?
>>712546996
Khorosho!
>>712546645
I wasn't. And he did use the pronoun 'she' so it's anyone's guess.
>>712546697
Trying to fix something that's already perfect would only be deleterious to its flawlessness. I wouldn't call them scary in the least, unknown would maybe fit more.
>>712546919
these are some other guys I haven't listened to in a very long time I don't know why. It's good to go back to the roots.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DuTg6cK1mb8
>>712546996
cory?
>>712547047
>what
The 'was' I used was a short form of 'etwas' (something) though, and had nothing to do with the question 'was'.
>>712547298
Why do you think you're drawn to those types of women?
>>712547343
>>712547423
And now for something completely different.
https://youtu.be/mNWJ7CNK8TI
>>712547060
So far two years, both in highschool, am working on a third. I really should be better. I thought I more decent than I was, I am able to speak to my friends in the class relatively well, with a little stuttering.
>>712547435
Ah, when you use shortened forms like that it throws me off.
>>712546996
Nyash myash
>>712547620
Can't wait for this earthquake to destroy all your pedo-baiting cartoon characters. Good riddance. Fuck Japan and fuck all of you.
I've just got two words for you elevens - Pearl Harbor. You deserve this and so much more, honestly.
>>712547828
HAHAHAH fuck yeah. These autistic virgins will shit a brick. I'm gonna spam the fuck out this virginity festival later just get ready faggots
>>712546996
But she's Ukrainian
>>712547668
oh boy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGm_lCNbEdc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=geZ_5Ri7ANg
>>712547750
Hey Eli, how has your day been?
>>712547765
Drinking already?
It's only 10am Rory
>>712547997
Virginity use to be a thing to be smiled upon.
Your hedonistic views on sexuality would have made you a degenerate among common folk.
>>712548188
Yeah, so was slavery, and stoning witches, and believing the Earth was flat.
Times have changed, if you're over 14 and still a virgin in 2016 you're better off dead.
>>712548143
It's been good enough but I haven't really done anything
How are you
>>712547698
Achwas, ich finde für zwei Jahre ist das schon mal recht ordentlich.
>shortened forms
The etwas->was is very commenly used in spoken language. I have not once on my life heard someone say 'Träum etwas Süßes' or 'Wilschd etwas, du Lauch?'. I also never saw them written, but that may be because they are way to informal.
>>712548265
>if you're over 14 and still a virgin in 2016 you're better off dead.
So I have a few more months
>>712548068
She's from Crimea. Crimea is Russia now. So she's Russian.
Either way, Crimea was always majority Russian
>>712548265
So you're a pedo.
>>712548123
>diddly hole preparation
https://youtu.be/QPntjTPWgKE
>>712548143
Implying Ive stopped
>>712548265
i'm 22 ;w;
>>712548426
Ah well, it doesn't really matter if you done much I guess. As long as you're feeling good.
Pretty good, I just woke up, not sure what I'm going to do today though. Probably just the regular bike ride - eat - run - games.
Not complaining though, it's nice.
>>712548792
I'm proud of you, what are you drinking?
>>712548840
>;w;
I can feel the tumors weighing down my back
>>712549059
Carry my sins on my behalf
>yuuko
>>712548966
Im drinking lies and slander. And coffee.
>>712548966
>>712542486
>y'
>>712548966
Doing nothing can be fun, I just feel like I should have done something today
Good luck with whatever you decide to do
>>712548428
Wirklich?
All I have really learned thus far is really unusable for casual conversation. "Welcher Tag ist es?", "Was Mödelstucke ist in dein Schlafzimmer?". "Wie geht es dir?"
Oooh oh I can try one
Was machen Sie heute?
>>712547565
That's not an easy question to answer I'm afraid. Other than her relatability, which I think I have already mentioned, I would enjoy having someone to talk to without the consequences of human interaction and the awkwardness I have with it. Though I admit, I'd love to see her warm up to me over, but that's not a necessity for me.
>>712549346
>lies and slander
Are you serving Keemstar then?
>Coffee
There better be alcohol in that coffee
>>712549379
Best Rabbit out of nowhere!
>>712549702
I know how you feel about that. I feel guilty if I just play games all day, so I guess riding helps me feel as if I actually done something.
Thank you, are you up to anything now?
>>712549905
WHY AM I STILL GETTING HATE?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BVomQtrtMTM
>>712549905
Yo Kirikiri. What you up to?
>I got some things for you later in RS
>>712549905
Nothing really, just playing guitar
>>712549826
Two of these sentences were even right!
Though it's a bit weird you switched from 'dir' to 'Sie'.
If you want sentences you can say, I would recommend watching something in German with English subtitles. Preferably something you would want to say, like:
https://a.pomf.cat/nhxjhd.mp4
>>712548792
I wasn't ready for this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7dmM-QMkmg
>>712550279
You caught me laffin
>>712550430
Just laying in bed listening to some music, woke up like an hour ago.
Oh yeah, I got all my combat skills up to scratch, they're all lvl 20 now.
>>712550480
Nice, how long have you actually been playing guitar? Back in Primary school I played a bit of acoustic but I stopped for whatever reason.
>>712550744
It's been a hot minute since I've heard this.
>>712550744
>dead
https://youtu.be/ETfiUYij5UE
>>712549905
Nope.
And I respect my job and the guy I work with.
>>712551017
What you listening to?
>they're all level 20 now
Welp, I'm going to get rid of the stuff I had then, you can use Mithril now kek
>>712550607
I honestly should have referred to you formally from the start, I have only now met you and isn't it strange to refer to strangers so informally? Sorry.
Thanks for the link
>>712551214
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QhDv9Gwj5wI
Love Tom Day's stuff.
Aw, I hope it was just leftovers, but thank you for thinking about it. I'll go have a shower and then jump on, see you in a bit.
>>712551058
Damn.
>>712551058
why did it have to come down to this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xoxj4VgLkS0
>>712551017
what are the odds? ok guess what I'm listening to right now.
>>712551773
Only death releases us from this nightmare
https://youtu.be/NPtJt4A7iOA
Best Girl Reporting in.
What's Gucci Muh niggas?
Cleaning my apartment edition.
>>712551999
ROREEEEEEEEEEEE!
>>712551626
It's a pretty easy listen. Very nice
It's not like I would buy things for you or anything, b-baka
>>712552391
What did I do this time?
>>712551999
I can't wait.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QjBCaCex864
>>712551560
Considering the very informal environment we are in and that we are on equal terms, it would be hella weird if you started siezen me.
>>712552593
Neither can I.
https://youtu.be/SQ1iTKFuygg
>>712552636
Siezen means Sir!
Ah ha! I speak another language, take that harvard!
>>712552582
Nothing. Should I clean my bike chain today? I haven't cleaned or lubed it in like, 8 months.
>>712552341
How is Jean?
>>712552869
Not quite, it has a different feeling to it and is genderneutral. Also it's a verb.
>>712552937
You should be doing it every refuel you dunce.
>>712553011
Um good?
>>712552867
enough of this. have some japanese soad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3MIIgWu_5Ds
>>712552636
I see. Thanks, I enjoy learning from you more than I do my actual teacher. I have work in a few so I am going to have to leave really soon. It actually has been a pleasure talking to you.
>>712552869
Close. Close. Also here's some of the lewds you wanted.
>>712553540
Sorry to those that don't like lewds in their thread.
>>712553174
Cool.
>>712553540
Always a pleasure, schlaf schön!
>>712553540
>>712554016
Loli is pretty good.
>>712551773
Uh... Renge's Fukkireta?
>>712552471
Glad you like it.
>>712552883
Movement speed buff when?
I hope not, but it really appreciated none the less.
Coming on now.
>It's started raining
Bring on the comfy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBOVkptjJhE&t=32s
>>712554248
I fucked that up pretty badly.
>>712542563
Steph is bae
>>712551017
Sorry for replying late
I've been playing for almost 9 months now
>>712554186
Tchüss! I'll be back in some 4 to 5 hours, if you are still here, I would love to talk. Same for you Mizore.
Anyone else watch bungou stray dogs i think im gonna stream it tonight if anyones bored.
>>712554122
haven't seen you around for awhile. seems like your still up to the same ole same ole tho.
>>712554248
wrong. thanks for making me discover it though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H19KzV1UHLk
>>712553011
The Hitoha.
>>712554789
I'll probably be going to bed, but I'll see you another time!
Cya!
>>712553328
They're pretty bad yo.
https://youtu.be/YezGT-qYkQI
>>712554248
>comfy
https://youtu.be/uQ5UAnGLqQI
>>712554837
If I am off work, I'll watch.
>>712554966
Well then, sweet dreams, night.
>>712554248
https://youtu.be/zgQyEVfhCoY
>>712555118
what time is that man? I've already seen all of it, It's sooo goood tho im trying to get more people into it.
>>712555051
my bad, I forgot we had been sharing masterpieces for a while.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2cjbSgy3vSw
>>712555386
Well EST anywhere from 11 to 12
>>712554837
What site?
>>712555842
>>712556129
well i should be around im probably playing ps4 tonight cuz i hate league. the address to the stream is rabb.it/shino83 anyone is welcome. I'm watching occult 9 right now.
>>712556225
See you then.
>>712555730
I should stop. Im not sure I can get more cancerous than I have.
>>712556225
Ohoho Occultic;Nine?! Have fun! *wink wink*
http://www3.nhk.or.jp/nhkworld/en/news/20161122_12/
Fukushima can't catch a break. Guess I have some reading to do over dinner.
>>712556699
Weird, my stocks haven't gone down but up instead.
>>712556632
If that's your worse, I think I can handle you~
>>712556699
Hello Houkie.
>>712557087
hi akame how are you doing?
>>712557087
Im not drunk. I can handle a lot more when Im drunk. Im just at work, sober and need to do stuff.
>>712556924
Mine as well. I don't care much for more potential of nuclear waste leaking into the ocean though.
>>712557087
Hey hey. About to have me some dinner before I settle in for the evening.
>>712557314
hi shino. it's been a while. I'm ok, you?
>>712557329
I'll have to be the judge of that.
>>712557616
alright. what's on the menu?
HAHAHAHAH I hope all you're little autistic cartoons get wiped out virgind
Neptune claimed
>>712557787
Nothing fancy tonight, red beans & rice with some garlic sausage. Got some salmon I'll be using up tomorrow though for something a bit more gourmet.
Up to anything good/interesting this evening?
>>712557666
>devil trips confirmed
>>712557810
>neps internally
>>712557787
I'm ok. Sorry about deleting you off discord i just thought u hated me or something. Plus ive been super dumb lately. I'm doing well just watching animes on stream and been playing way too much league lately.
>>712558247
I understand why you'd remove me. I never made up for what I had done in the first place. What champs do you play now?
>>712558101
I'm not up to anything. What's the occasion for having a gourmet meal tomorrow?
>>712553060
>Every refuel
What the fuck kinda shit chain do you have that you need to lube up more than every couple of months?!
>>712558531
Im all over the board now man. Been playing mostly Skarner/elise jngle. Teemo/fiora top
and then my normal ahri lux mid but now sometimes brand. And janna and sona sup and adc is a fucking mess.
>>712558808
lux and ahri must be hard with the new assassin patch, or whatever they did. I pretty much stopped playing completely again. It's for the best.
>>712559253
nah man we used to have fun. Just gotta play norms and goof off. You should totes start playing with me again. Gardy is good with nami now.
but yes assasins patch is gay. Fuckin leblanc deleted me a couple times today when i was lux then late game i got her back so whatever.
Doesn't help anyone during laning phase tho to have those over powered busted asses in the game.
