What does /b/ drive?
>96' Mercedes E320
i dont have a car but i can tell you what my brother drives. 2012 Mercedes Benz cls 63 AMG. amazing car.
a pair of money broken feet. Using regular oil and and food to get them moving. Good side is that they dont have a licence plate and you can drive them at home. Had them for 20 years now and millions of kilometer on them. Also you dont go to a carwash, just use soap when you shower. Having the white color is better, but you get a bigger exhaust with the black one.
>>714894382
My father saw one of those yesterday, any car with a 6.3 is a beast
I drive that shit
I don't have a car either, but my brother drives a 2.6L 190E and a SL500. Amazing cars
>>714894688
its called winter tires, you dumb fuck
>>714894587
from experience riding in the passenger seat, put it in sport plus, stomp on the accelerator and it flies. I love his car.
>>714894152
>Ride
02' Honda CB600F
>>714894152
>2007 dark blue toyota corolla
>parents said I could have it when I got my license
>didn't get one until 20 since I never had anywhere to go and/or I was drunk all the time
It's a decent car, love the 33mpg; need to vacuum it out though.
2004 Mercedes E220
>>714894701
yeah those are nice.
>>714894152
2013 Porsche 911 GT3 in pink.
>>714895117
I want a W211 but they still really expensive here or have ludicrous mileage
2012 nissan frontier
2010 jeep wrangler
pics too big to post...don't feel like resizing
>>714894927
ofcourse, its a fucking AMG
>pic related, $200,000+ g63 amg
>>714895290
wew lad
>>>/o/
E46 330i Touring, manual. Not my car but same shit.
>>714895290
i like the sticker "anti social social club" haha
>>714894152
those are nice, used to own one in black
>>714894688
kek
>>714895290
holy fuck if real, thats sick
>>714895552
G-classes are so fucking expensive, its funny because the v8 2t are faster 0-100 than the v12 2t
v12 makes the front heavier lmao
>>714895635
similar to mine but its a m3 coupe, 2005 wbu?
>>714894668
>pleb Aston
Nice one, faggot.
2004 tacoma prerunner
no pics
>>714895919
It's an 04.
How did you get your cars /b/ros?
Mine (The E320) is just 59.000 miles because it was owned by a dead lady and then inherited by people who didn't use it at all
>>714896955
checked, quite the story anon.
bought my first car. Saab 9-5 -00. Chip trimmed to 265 hp.
>>714898083
>Chip trimmed to 265 hp.
lmao, do you keep the chip plugged into your OBD2 or cig lighter?
'06 civic bitches...it's pulling down about 140 horses. Yeah...
>>714894152
81 Lincoln Continental
>>714898387
you dont know what a chip trim is? you reprogram the computer in the car.
vw passat b5,5 2002 1.9 tdi 131bhp 6 gears
>>714896955
My Grandpa decided to give up driving and switch to traveling by cab, asked me if I wanted it (2010 E350)
>>714894152
How is your experience with that OP?
>>714894152
Myself crazy.
>>714898083
forgot to add 2.3t motor
>>714894382
kek
>>714894528
kekek
>>714898631
Most people who say
>"it's got a muffler, CAI, & a chip that gives it (some BS power figure)"
when really its a K&N, ebay plug in bs, & an autozone exhaust tip.
Rather then an actual CAI, downpipe/headers, and a piggyback/standalone
But giving off an exact power number without a proper dyno run tends to lead people to believe you fall under the first category, since even my FBO SR with a basic Nistune has a vague power figure around 250-300whp that I don't know for sure unless I throw it on a dyno.
E34 ///M5 Sedan with 3.6l engine
Xsara Picasso 2.0 HDi
>>714898387
diggin the type-x aero. You got the skirts and valences too? Also are those dmax fenders?
>>714899766
i know that you mean, but i just bought it like it was. im kinda new to the whole car trimming so i dont know much. but i do know what i wanna do with it later on.
>>714900110
Have the rest of the aero sitting in my house already trimmed & primed, just waiting till I got to paint & clear coat everything one color to throw them on.
just been pushing the paint job back to work on other chassis things
>>714899766
That car looks like a piece of shit and the panels line up like a retard installed them.
Get real dude.
>>714901263
well it's a beat on previously track only car, thats been crashed twice. so yea, thats kinda expected
>>714894152
>>714895635
>>714898083
>>714898387
>>714898588
>>714898716
>>714899766
>>714900018
Nothing but poors in this thread.
>>714900969
nice nismo bits man. You running aftermarket knuckles?
>>714902166
well no duh, you're on /b/
>>714902439
Rolling, pimp. Kelowna?
>>714902166
Why do I have to spend 30 thousand euros on a brand new car when mine is perfectly working, big enough to fit 5 people and two dead bodies in the boot and makes 18/20 km with one liter?
>>714902565
Vancouver Island
>>714894152
i only drive a fucking bicycle because fuck getting a car
Fiat Panda (1990)
>>714903439
Whoops, wrong picture.
'04 Forester XS manual
God-tier in winter, fun to drive, plenty of room, looks better than any other small suv
>>714903613
Are you American?
>>714902305
yea, Silvermine Motors
>>714903702
Yes, why?
>>714903866
Usually only American specify that the model of their car is manual. Everywhere else they just say the model.
06 Speed 6 gt. Awd turbo, makes about 300hp. Great car when it's not breaking.
>>714904139
Makes sense i guess. Manuals are a dying breed everywhere, but a lot less people even know how to drive them here.
>>714903613
>God-tier in winter
...because it's AWD and slow as balls.
>Fun to drive
...because you've never driven a car that was actually fun to drive
>Looks better than than any other small SUV
...that you can afford, maybe. Foresters look like a fucking roller skate.
Also:
>Eats head gaskets like they were made of toilet paper.
I had an 04 Outback many years ago- biggest piece of shit vehicle I've ever owned. Expensive to have repaired, constant noise from the driveline, trans felt like it was always one shift away from a failure...especially when cold, and it leaked oil worse than the Deepwater Horizon. Glad nobody from the EPA ever followed me around. Turned me off of ever owning a Subaru again
Similar to this
It would be a nice car if it wasnt shit
>>714904591
Unfortunately is true even over here, but at least here (Italy) you must learn how to drive a manual to pass the driving test, there is no automatic option for the car to drive. I honestly do not understand why in American the driving test is done on an automatic, when you learn how to drive a manual you also learn the very basics of how the car works.
Red cars are faster.
2004 VW R32
Audi FTW.
>>714904666
Sounds like you got a lemon, my forester shifts like a dream and it's getting towards 150k.
I'm sure some rwd toy would be more fun to drive, but I balance my properties a little differently right now. So i split the difference between fun and practicality.
Later in life with some disposable income it'll be time for a purchase that's a little more towards the fun side.
A cheap bike.
>>714905312
I'm sure they're a blast to drive but they're so fucking ugly haha
>>714894152
i drive this sweet baby
>>714905147
Buddy of mine just got one of those in blue. Awesome car. The stock exhaust sounds great too.
>>714905579
I put Borla on mine. The exhaust not it heavenly.
>>714905571
god damnit what happened?
datsuns were so fucking badass
ive got several, but this one screams 'murrica
>>714902841
i need a car because your mom lives far away and I like to have sex with her.
>>714905525
I just love Volvo's old station wagon.
>>714905706
oh, and I drive a 2009 Ford Edge.
>>714905783
Mac Demarco drives one. hes pretty cool
>>714894152
smart brabus forfour.
i don't give a fuck. owning this car almost doesn't cost anything. gas efficient and no taxes. low insurrance.
idgaf.
>>714903606
lol. nice
>>714905685
bet that's one comfy ride
>>714905679
Government regulations, emission standards and raising gas prices
>>714905312
""""""""VW"""""""
>>714905871
>costs your dignity and self-respect
>>714905871
Except if it breaks it's expensive as fuck to fix.
How do you deal with the lack of space? Can you even get groceries home in it?
>>714905312
One of the stupidest car to exist, like the Smart.
2015 Ferrari F12
>>714894152
Anything, really.
But daily, '02 Citröen Xsara.
Same color.
>>714894950
HNNNNG Naked bikes are so sexy!
I'm riding the intruder. It's a big bike and I love that shit. It's literally all that I ride (I'm not a cager)
>>714906092
i agree. faggots drive them
>>714906098
Timestamped pic of shifter in anus or didn't happen
>>714904306
Columbia, near the Wegmans.
>>714905949
Yeah, just like an Acura is a Honda, a Lexus is a Toyota, a Ferrari is a Fiat, what's your point?
>>714905872
It rides better than it handles. Offroad, its a beast. Bonus, it gets around 12mpg no matter what. If you drive it down the highway, it comes with a free soundtrack of eeeeeeee for about a week.
>>714905571
fuck yeah man, love those cars
how's owning it?
>>714905679
nissan messed it up
>>714905312
Better be the Quattro
>>714906273
VW is shit?
>>714905871
i saw a video of a fortwo? with a 'busa engine in it. Thing screamed.
>>714906500
Better be another car. The TT fucking sucks, like who dives it. Literally, suck cock.
>>714905871
Obviously you don't give a fuck, you drive a Smart. If you gave one single fuck you would have bought another car.
530D 280kw800N.m bigger injectors holset hx45super and had fuelpump done by some guy in sweden. Takes a lots of money to get some power in to a diesel...
Pic is not mine but mine is same, pre face but i have it sitting on 20inc lorinsers...
2011 Silverado 2500HD. It cost half as much as my shitty house
2001 lexus gs3hunna
>>714907048
you live in a hut?
Don't have actual pictures on this shitty phone because main has broken screen but I drive Peugeot 206 and Mercedes w202 '00
>>714907224
Made of shit and sticks
>>714894152
SOME
>>714894152
99 e320
2004 wrx. 260whp
>>714907285
French piece of shit ️
>>714907409
maybe move into your car
>>714906792
How much does it cost to own?
Also, german?
>>714907592
Yeah, electric is shit in it and rear suspension, which must be fully replaced in 6 years because it literally rots, but thanks god it's spare car and mostly drive C class
2004 Honda Pilot in silver, a few years ago this was the go-to getaway car cause there were so many of them. All you had to do was commit a crime, hop in one of these, get the fuck out of there, and then start driving normally. Sometimes there would be a cop stopping every silver Honda in the area but as long as you looked enough like a dad you could start bitching that you were late to your kids dance recital or something and they'd let you go. Never got caught.
89' 230ce in matt black
>>714908158
>Never got caught.
doing what, scumbag
unlike everyone ITT im not a poorfag so I drive a merc and it would curbstomp all of your petty cars
>>714908215
What are you a coal miner?
>>714908215
is that matte paint or that vinyl stuff people put on?
>>714908416
>can't even afford pixels
>>714908416
That shit costs two thousand euros. Even a janitor can afford one.
>>714908855
don't know in what country you live in but this is a 15k car.
poorfags stay mad enjoy driving your toyota and other ricer shit with your cool aftermarket sparko stickers
>>714908855
Probably a janitor would dump it in the trash, because that's where it belongs.
>>714909012
Really 15k? You got ripped off. Unless you are in Singapore, that would explain the price.
>>714907940
I have spent over 8000eur to get it at where it is, but its not much to own 400eur a mont to fuel.
And no not german!
>>714909012
They're £2,000 in England mate
>>714894152
A shitty bicycle
2014 Nissan maxima
>>714909289
stay healthy
custom cruisre
'15 c4 cactus. A decent drive but not very quick, the diesel anyway. Fuel efficient as fuck though and I'm paying £150 a month for the top spec.
Lease in up in a year however so I'll probably go for something fast next time.
>>714908314
Moving things, the back of the 2004 Honda Pilot is very spacious and allows for easy concealment of all things large and small! The heated front seats also keep your body nice and warm when you're trying to act cool for the cops! Not to mention the optional sunroof! Perfect for making a daring escape if your car ever turns over on its side due to a car chase gone awry! Purchase your 2004 Honda Pilot today!
>>714909383
That car looks like a motel on wheels.
>>714909466
Cayonero!
>>714894152
2006 BMW E90 320i
>2008 SYM Fiddle II 50
>1983 Honda CB400N
>2010 Honda Jazz 1.4
>>714909529
More like brothel
>>714909529
lot Of Room For Fuckin
Volvo S40 T4 from 99, bought it from shit condition, fully restored 270 HK
>>714909289
Used to have a ten speed now I got a Bentley
>>714908437
paint
>>714910255
my gf loves going for rides
Vroom vroom motherfucker
>>714910373
ffs kek
>>714910373
and dressing up
>>714910184
>FULLY RESTORED NO PROBLEM BRODER JUST GOOD CONDITION
>no turn light
>>714909465
why does it have rubber on the doors?
>>714910495
Bitch pls, haven't got a pic when it's on.
> kys.
no, i'm not gay
>>714910462
she's almost been the cause of a few accidents because people try to speed up to take a pic of her on the highway. perverts.
>>714894152
98' RZ mk4 Supra
>>714910639
does she stay in your car all the time or does she get to go with you on stuff
>>714910711
thanks. i just came
>>714910563
It's called Air-Bump, it's supposed to protect the car in low speed accident. They say that it can withstand an impact from a fully loaded shopping cart at 20 km/h.
>>714910729
ey, i got a good deal on it...
>>714910788
she stays in the car most of the time. i took her to the beach for spring break last year though. all the bitches were jelly.
>>714910918
Doesn't she overheat?
>>714908416
The smoker I pull behind my truck cost more than your car. Liking what you drive is one thing, but don't pretend your better than your pub drunk dad. Pleb.
>>714911022
I live in FL so she's definitely lost a few pounds from sitting in the heat with the windows up for hours. she's also getting some sun damage now. I should probably be putting sun block on her
>>714910563
Stops parking lot dings and shit
>>714905525
Hello mr. Fring
>>714910055
too bad you never get to use it for that....
>>714910373
most honest fucker in here
>>714894152
>>714911135
If she doesn't complain it means that she's ok with it.
>>714910856
so its like a pocket protector for cars?
VW Golf GTI Clubsport 2016
best fucking car
>>714911309
i want to get her a gag and ziptie her hands together. maybe for christmas. we don't have sex though, i'd damage her beyond repair
98' ford expediton xlt in white,all stock. i can squeeze around 320 miles on a full tank. which is around $55-60 bucks a week in gas.
>>714911415
>>714911403
Yes, just a bit uglier. A fucking lot of a bit uglier.
Civic Type R 2009 like the one in the photo
1997 nissan stagea
>>714894152
>02' Mercedes C220 CDI
>>714910856
>They say that it can withstand an impact from a fully loaded shopping cart at 20 km/h.
or even an old lady with a walker going full speed into your car
>90 hp
>1.9 L TDI
>No worries about rust
>Almost immortal parts
>Even if something breaks it is super cheap to repair
>Everything electronical-related is working
>~2000 euro
>>714911695
How much is insurance on these? I heard young fags fucked up the accident statistics and it cost a lot.
Ford Taurus 2008
>>714911686
No, she will probably break an ankle before she reaches the car.
>>714911838
Just because my father is co-owner (only to make insurance low) i have to pay about ~340 euro per year
>>714905147
Almost got one of those got an 2012 Audi a3 2.0tdi Quattro 170 instead how do you like it ??
Took me 2 years of saving and staying at my parents instead of moving out, but I finally got my dream car
>>714912048
Lucky fucker. I don't have parents, so I have to pay full price.
>>714912222
congrats. so now when bitches think you have money, you bring them back to your parents house to fuck
>>714894152
>>714894152
2008 Honda CB400. Pic is from 4 years ago, almost to the day. Felt good seeing it get delivered.
>>714912475
Is it even possible to fuck someone while you live with your parents? I'm not from US and I would like to know how it works there.
>>714912557
Weekend car
>>714912627
how is it different depending on your country? you either live with your parents or you don't. if you do, you just have to sneak the girl in unless your parents are based af and don't care if you knock someone up or get an std.
>>714912693
>boring ass sedan as a weekend car
What is wrong with you?
>>714912627
yeah it is, my gf still lives with her parents and i go round every friday whilst her parents are out
>>714912557
Best car manufacturer in the world. Period.
>>714912328
What is "full price" in your region ?
Also which one is your ride.
>>714912222
how old are you and what do you do if I can ask?
>>714912809
b-bu-but it is my dream car ;__;
>>714912827
amen
>>714912809
I use it to cruise the 'hood.
It's an affordable classic car.
Dead slow, though.
>>714912885
21.
I work as a front end dev and I make 4000 a month.
>>714912943
Relax, I'm just being mean on a Tibetian welding forum. Actually, my dream car is a e34 in dark blue
>>714913079
front end dev?
Identical to this. 03 dodge ram 2500 cummins, long box 4x4 but with burgundy colour. Not overly practical but I love it.
'84 red Ford Escort 1.6i convertible
>>714913291
Sorry 'bout your penis, bro.
>>714913418
Don't be sorry. He doesn't have one.
2000 GMC Jimmy 4x4 2 door. I also have 4 Memphis 12in sub woofers in the back
>>714911649
Damn, never heard of this car, looks really great !
What about its engine?
>>714913418
Yeah life's been hard. Forgot to mention it's on stock rims and tires, I took the h2 rims and mudders off so I could get some length back. Sill pre damn tiny tho
>>714913478
How often do you tow dump trailers and car trailers ?
>ctrl + F
>no skoda
well my audi/vw/seat engine hasnt has any problems
>>714914129
Never did that.
>>714913291
https://youtu.be/HFhw6k-k0zA
>>714914343
So everyone who needs to tow a trailer with a truck of equivalent size on the trailer has no penis? Just trying to understand the thought process here.
Just bought an F150, supercab, 3.5EB.
>>714914447
Couple things.
I do fuck my cousin, who doesn't am I right?
Truck is completely stock
I don't roll coal cause I don't like wasting fuel for nothing
>>714914496
Well, I'm the guy with the Xsara Picasso >>714900018 and when i harvest the grapes to make wine I fully load my car and train a 2 tonnes trailer, and it has got an underpowered 2.0 liter engine (90hp). It drives fine, there is no need of a massive pickup to that job. If you really have to tow that much amount of cars and truck the why not get a proper tow truck?
2002 Volvo S40.
Feels bad.
>>714915097
What you are is an idiot putting everyone in danger by overloading a trailer that your car wouldn't be able to stop if you had to given there is no weight. There is a reason why large trucks exist and its so there is weight that allows them to tow larger loads while still ensuring the truck can handle the tongue weight of the trailer.
>>714915600
Why?
>>714915725
No, tow truck are made to tow. Large trucks are made to make people feel better about their penis size.
Daewoo Matiz
0.8
2000
Blue
and I love it :)
2005 Mercedes-Benz E55 AMG and 2009 Toyota Tundra Limited 5.7 CrewMax
>>714916049
Your arguement for towing a trailer with an overloaded car is still stupid. Mind coming back to the real issue here, not the lack of my penis? Thanks
>>714915600
I think I'm driving a well designed, bullet proof, tough motor. And this thread is showing how none of that is relevant. "Must be {./blah}"
* am completely aware I'm in the wrong*
91 BMW 525i
02 Saab 95
>>714915097
I would never tow a 4000 pound trailer with that thing lol. Poor choice on your behalf.
>>714894152
'92 BMW 325i e36. My first car, I'm 19. Fucking beast 192hp
>>714916711
Well i guess as long as you understand you have that truck for the sole purpose of flaunting your lack of a penis than i guess our argument here is resolved
The same car but with tinted windows.
>>714915600
lol I've got 2006 s40
>>714917515
Bud, that things far from a beast. Fun cars, but not a beast by any means lol.
comfy and reliable
2012 Impreza 2.0i Manual
Not actual image but same and exact color
02 IS
>>714894152
2016 Explorer
>>714917987
Being my first car at 19, this thing is far far far better than what anyone got at my age. For ppl at my age, it is a fucking beast.
>>714917540
It would appear so. I have enough to satisfy a gf which works for me. I'm sure your gf has a great time explaining that her bf drives a knockoff Prius.
>>714894382
Meh
>>714919976
I got my 525i when I was 19, yeah it's not the most powerful car in the world, but I would agree they are a decent beast