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why so serious OP?
>>671106246
Moved and posted sir/madam!
R8
H8
Finally off work!
Roast me faggots
![20160226_190722[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Mc4s8s5.jpg "20160226_190722[1].jpg")
I'm still a fat fuck, I know it.
what's up boys
>>671106522
Your build is actually much better for all around survival and physicality, I can't gain weight to literally save my fucking life and I used to be 330 5'2..
>>671106378
Age?
>>671106677
I am not sure of your gender but this picture makes my pants feel funny either way.
>>671106677
Do you actually have a job which requires all that? or are you just playing dress up?
R8 before I fall asleep m8s
i don't want to be alive
How ya'll doing tonight?
I work tomorrow but thinking if i should just pick up a case if beer and drink away my sorrows
>>671106973
I'm a 17 year old guy xD, but thank you
R8 m8
>>671107067
I would suck your dick man
>>671107111
Stop being a depressed piece of shit
>>671107076
I'm in training for Special Weapons and Tactics.
>>671107227
Give me your kik now let's set this up
>>671107134
that tells me you're not telling the truth about your bf. he probably left you alone and is fucking around with other sluts while you are lonely at home
real keeper you got there, i'm sure you're not wasting your best years with some utter fucking asshole and who will leave you when you inevitably get obese and too haggard to look at
>>671107344
Special training for sucking my cock fag
>>671107111
Checked now go kill yourself
>>671107344
Military or just hobby?
>>671106400
wii character/10
>>671107456
obvi
>>671107456
Kek
>>671107111
The best treatment for that is Cognitive behavioral therapy with possible medication. Talk to your doctor or find a therapist. Check the American Psychological Association for a list of certified evidence oriented professionals.
I love you /b/
>>671107437
Damn bro, now she's really gonna need that case.
>>671106423
You look borderline retarded
>>671107111
Even if you don't believe what I told you in the last thread, it's true. You are worth something man, you need to find your Fire.
>>671107186
Now I feel slightly pedo, but that's ok here right?
Also pretty jelly of the gear.
>>671107134
And what sorrows might you feel the need to drown in suds?
>>671107552
Nice 1 m8
>>671107663
And we hate you kys
>>671107663
10/10 would make you call me daddy
>>671107546
I currently work for the Pennsylvania State Police, but I am training in Special Weapons and Tactics (SWAT) as a permanent job.
>>671107755
>>671107835
Are you anywhere near Pleasant Gap?
>>671107750
I still love you. Let the /b/retardation and rectal anger flow through you.
>>671107835
Impresive anon
>>671107835
What ever you say anon
Just some kid playing dress up
>>671107835
Good to know us /b/ros have infiltrated the police force of America :)
>>671106677
Can you post a pic wearing this but with your cock out?
>>671107991
Nope. I'm located in Belle Vernon.
>>671107835
you're some faggot anon
>>671107991
Youve got a pleasent gap i wonna see
>>671107437
What? Pfft no. I work tomorrow so im not gonna go to my bfs when ill just have to leave the next day. If thats your way of trying to make me worry it stinks. I literally have no worries about my bf. He doesnt like to go out much and hes taking pictures of his dog showing me how he lets the dog into his room when im not there.
Hes luterally amazing and treats me like a fucking queen. If it were up to him id be in his bed right now. But sadly, i gotta be an adult and work
>>671107067
>>671107220
>>671108270
Down syndrome/10
>>671108270
Fucking posts the pic sideways why doesnt anything go right in my life..
>>671108401
Upside down squad fag
>>671107488
Checked
>>671106423
Kill yourself
>>671108318
Why are u such a hoe and go on 4chan and post pics of yourself if i were ur bf id slap you across your face.
>>671107713
I usually always have weekends off and i always go to my boyfriends for the whole weekend and we juat cuddle/fuck and be lazy for the whole week before we gotta go back to work for the week. Its like therapy for me but ill be working tomorrow morning so im stuck here tonight and im sad and stressed from my work week without any release
>>671108678
No soul/10
>>671108184
My natural instincts tell me to not talk to you and leave this thread.
However it has been some time since I was able to converse with an officer and neither of us had hackles up.
We may have different jobs but we're both /b/tards lol
>>671108312
B-but it's a man butt..
>>671108318
What kind of work do you do if you don't mind me asking?
>>671108797
He doesnt care. I dont post revealing nudes or flirt with anyone online. He knows i post to /b/ he thinks its funny.
>>671108908
Then just jerk one out. I mean in. Either way problem solved, post pics.
>>671109030
Just fuck my throat man damn
>>671109259
Lololol
>>671108908
I know this is /b/ and it's gonna sound weird regardless, but you sound like an awesome gf.
But I may be biased because my wife and girlfriend are the same way.
It's nice to meet people who enjoy the simple things in life.
Tea. Cuddling-into-sex-into more cuddling.
Crafting cosplay and building things with ones hands. The finer things ^.^
>>671109115
You have got 10 guys on the go at once and you only fuck him. Your still a hoe for being an attention whore
>>671108980
Pfft im just a lil subway worker. But i work like a legit nigger there. We are severly understaffed and my lazy manager doesnt want to hire more people. So weve literally worked 12 hour shifts before. Its fucking exhausting.
Extra dreading it because some faggot decided to order 6 platters and scrambling to make 2 of them is a fucking mission
>>671108184
heh, i lived in port royal for a while, used to sell dope at the PNC down the street from the barracks
>>671109439
Tips fedora
>>671109154
It doesnt help. Its not as easy as that. I love him its not just about the sex by itself. Its with him that helps me relax. Being body to body with him is what makes me feel good
>>671109470
Oh boo fucking hoo
>>671107186
underage b&
>>671109616
I'm not sure if I have one of those.. But I do enjoy collecting hats.
R8 me M8s
>>671110197
More filters/10
>>671109470
But do you get free food though?
Always worth a job if there is free grub, imo.
>>671110197
6.5/10
>>671109439
Well i feel weird saying im awesome in that sense but i feel confident in how i am as a gf. I hardly complain, my sex drive is higher than his, i actually enjoy him play vidya, i drink beer with him and i always let him watch his hockey games...so i think im okay dammit.
Hes just as awesome though. Hes the equivalent to Ron Swanson so hes all manly and stuff but hes watched.some girly ass movies and done some not so manly things just to make me happy.
But cuddling is a major must for me. I need it to calm down because i get stressed easily
>>671110197
2/10
>>671109456
Thats like...your opinion man
>>671109661
Ahh, classic case of the souls aches, I feel you. Still doesn't hurt ;D
>>671109750
Boohoo indeed. Dealing with retards who dont even know how to say what kind of sandwich they want takes a special kind of patience
>>671108401
Are you a couple?
always here
>>671110445
Nicest thing anyone's ever said to me
>>671110344
We used to...now we get 50% off.
I mean we still just make a sandwich and eat it without paying anyway when our manger isnt there....still eating a sandwich almost daily isnt fun...it gets.old fast
>>671110197
7/10 post dick pics
>>671110197
I like your nipples ;)
>>671110197
Shrek/10
>>671106677
Du bist ein Miststück. Deine Oma masturbiert im Stehen.
Dubs checked
Rates before I nod off
>>671110765
Get a buzz cut and you'd be hot sorry bro
>>671111206
Tarded/10
>>671110385
Most of the time I spend with my girls is either doing something artsy, fucking or cuddling. I smoke way more than I drink, never a big one for the hootch.
My wifes drive is almost nothing, but she is sensual and we have an unshakable trust in each other. Also two kids lol. But she is the one person I will never replace/trade or get rid of.
The girlfriend is a wild animal in bed and wears me out every time. My body is kinda broken from accidents work and such that its painful to match her.
But I do because it makes her happy.
Also she is my cuddle/smoking buddy.
R8 me /b/ros
>>671110514
And weirdly i just saw him this morning.
He wanted me to join him at the brewery to have a beer and watch hockey and i was supposed to go home but he wanted me.to stay the night.
Im on my period so no sex for me but vigorous head for him. He doesnt come easily from bjs so i really had to give it my all so im waitin for mine now lol
>>671111491
I hate this stop oh my god
>>671111321
>>671111165
id rather stay ugly
>>671111404
Nice pic dumbass
I'm here. Now what?
>>671111627
Fuck off you inbred trailer trash.
>>671111403
>Unshakable trust
>Talks about wild sex with side hoe
My sides
>>671111206
Chris Pratt/10 (Compliment)
>>671111403
Soo....wife is aware of gf..?
>>671111586
What?
>>671106423
No thanks satan
>>671106246
>>671112155
Are you retarded?
I know I need to loose some weight... but r8 me b/rothers?
>>671112577
Are you like a modle or something?
>>671111917
Yes and no. She is aware of my activities but expressed that she doesn't want to know who or what unless it's a medical thing (I ruptured a testicle unrelated to sex a month ago but got my walking papers while I was there for her) or something that needs to be made aware of. She's isn't poly although I am and accepts me for who I am but isn't the most thrilled.
Still take care of my fatherly duties, work two jobs and find time to do photoshoots/adventure in between.
>>671112713
Just a normal man.....nequin
>>671113052
post your dick already
>>671112338
For... wearing a Halloween costume.. at a Halloween party?
Ehhh
>>671110197
Child molester /10
Guaranteed Registered Sex offender 100%
>>671112848
Agh i wish i can understand it. I have a friend who claims hes Poly and says his gf knows but...i dont know if its true. I know her and shes so crazy about him and she claims him as hers and whatnot but its like....you cant claim someone as yours if there sharing themselves with other people.
I stictly only believe in 1 partner. Granted if youre single and wanna fuck different people left and right then go for it but once the bf/gf claims start coming then thats when you gotta stop
RRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>671111841
Sebum Shit smelling ears, Disgusting teeth /10
rate?
>>671113052
4chan ULTRA AND OMEGA FAGGOT/10
>>671114377
cool hat
>Anonymous board
>Shows everyone who you are.
Fucking newfags
>>671114377
Post a pic without the hat plz
>>671113177
insecure ugly little Nigger
Bitch who sucks dick for beer money and doesn't even drink/10
Oh and a Fagatron who has ego problems clearly
>post pic
>thinks self looks really good
>Truth burns soul.
>>671113843
I dont claim the gf as strictly mine because she is like me as does her own thing when not with me. The only time it bothers me is if someone is not treating her with the level of respect she deserves.
But I love them both differently but both very deeply.
don't know if I'm built wrong or just different but two partners is enough and perfect for me. That way I don't burn anyone out with my needs and wants and I can put out the amount of love that is in me.
>>671114692
what are you drinking and is that a tattoo on your chest?
>>671114377
Plastic piece of shit barbi doll MEGA FAG/10
>>671114590
>calling people newfags for posting threads that've been here for 8 years
okay
>>671114590
I've been on the chan 6 months dude. So watch who you're calling a newfag.
>>671114636
better?
>>671114890
The next An Hero.
>>671114894
Cola.
Yes.
>>671115123
that hairy chest
>>671115143
I'll be here for a while
>>671115292
How do I get a good bone structure like you? It's just the right size.
>>671115113
yep. dem lips man
>>671114988
Yeah I'm gay... so what. Post a picture of yourself since you sound proud of your looks.
>>671114412
Limp dick /b stalker/10
>>671115113
You're like 7/10. Almost look like Jared Leto but fuller lips and better hair
>>671107111
Fuck off you attention whoring pathetic faggot. You've been spamming pictures of yourself on here and /r9k/ for months with the same old "I'm so ugly I'm going to kill myself plz give me complements".
You'll never do it because you're not even suicidal to begin with, you just love the attention. Reminds of that Brandon faggot that used to post here.
Any Fat Femanons Tonight?
>>671114377
here's a picture of me smiling.
>>671114377
>>671115113
Have you gotten lip injections? What's the biggest cock you've ever sucked?
>>671115393
Eat your vegetables, drink your milk, deadlift and pray to the Emperor 5 times a day.
>>671116000
You keep going from average to less than that. Here your lips are not so prominently obtuse, and you look quite decent. Dunno how to rate you objectively
>>671115782
Hahaha i love this place...
R8 m8
I know I suck, but all you faggots suck too, so its all good.
>>671115113
FUCK man i would literally Cry in joy to be able to Punch you in those fat disgusting disgraceful lips and watch the explosions of silicone rain down for miles as your face collapses from all the plastic surgery your facial structure would shatter and i would be soo fucking happy.
22 year old reclusive drug addict reporting in.
R8
>>671116275
Supreme Gentleman/10
>>671114716
You okay?
>>671115980
>Tfw no belly gf
>>671116181
age?
>>671115537
Look at that Fucking honker, i bet you can smell dick from a mile away, cant you?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=piFnsGIc0I8
>>671116568
Guess lol
>>671116275
so
many
point
objects
>>671116544
We lit tonight
>>671116720
21, of mexican heritage but born in Cali
>>671115980
SPLIT YOOUR LUNGS WITH BLOOD AND THUNDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>671116674
dude you are fucking ugly stop posting pictures.
>>671115980
Aw shes adorable.
Im not fat but im a bit chubby
>>671116884
wut?
>>671116000
beautiful
>>671115980
Only fat male virgins.
>I'm not excluded
>>671115980
whens your due date?
>>671115538
Jersey shore got cancelled faggot
>>671116967
when is your due date and is it boy or girl or a soon to be an hero trap?
Here, being a faggot :v
Face it. You would smash
>>671115113
Men don't pose like this
Men don't fucking pose
Kill yourself and quit wearing a watch you fucking fruit there's a clock on your phone - Which was almost undoubtedly made by Apple
>>671116967
My little slampig has returned. When are you going to show us that fat, pale ass?
>>671115538
its a jersey thing.
Roast me
>>671116967
Nice. perfect 5/7.
>>671116967
You look really cute
9/10
>>671117268
What fucking reproductive system do you own
>>671117224
More than likely a food baby. Ill name him julio
>>671116842
Actually 19 but other than that ur right lol
They call me Cucker
hi
>>671117315
How to survive entry level math
>Get a grocery bag
Are you a retard
>>671117301
When i lose all my morality and respect.
Which wont happen
>>671117350
Well thanks
>>671117358
Thanks anon
>>671117425
Short for Cock Sucker?
>>671116301
>>671116003
My lips are natural. I get it all the time on twitter(@moteldadddy). Here's a picture of me when I was younger
>>671117023
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the FOX, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on GRU, and I have over 3000 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in CQC, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Diamond Dogs and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, Skull Face.
>>671117315
i hope the next time you eat at mc donalds, someone spits in your food.
>>671117446
First year eng
Two energy drinks inside
>>671117430
hello.
>>671117491
>When i lose all my morality and respect.
aka "When I have the self confidence"
>Which won't happen
Because i'm too lazy to go to the gym and stop gorging myself on pickles and McDonalds
>>671117000
Thank you loves...
>>671116320
Also me. Rate me fgts.
>>671117516
Back the fuck off Asswipe
>>671117360
This thing c:
alright lads?
>>671117508
>Dad on the day of your birth
"son of a bitch, my son's gonna be a gimp"
>>671117491
Would you have a clearer picture of your face?
Want to see if your eyes are as stunning as your figure
>>671117608
You cerebrotonic ectomorphic body type awkward fuckwad
>>671117505
That doesn't make sense. Faggot.
>>671117641
I have more than enough confidence.
I think you should know that by now lol
And i go to the gym so i can continue to eat like shit without becoming a house. If i didnt work out id have my own program on TLC
Rate my aesthetic
>>671105717
Hey OP. Your initials are BN.
>>671117315
Got a better pic?
>>671117746
>Wearing makeup indoors at night
Who do you have to impress
>>671117746
how many scars do you have on your wrist skank?
>>671117418
really lol? mexican but born in los angeles?
>>671117805
The begining anon
>>671107134
Ive already posted
>>671117418
Nice. Then are you cut or unsnipped out of curiosity?
>>671117746
I'd bend you over.
>>671117923
Better?
Literally the only pic of me I use for anything.
colors are washed out so you can't see that I actually have horrible alcoholic skin.
>>671117672
You're pretty good.
>>671117812
Hahahaha! Took this because I found a random leather chair and decided to snap a pic while resting. The heat was incredible that day and I was ecstatic I beat my court case that day.
>>671118084
not really. take a 6
>>671107076
>Clearly a 6mm BB barrel in the pistol
>>671117268
show your butt fag
oldfag femanon very impressed 6/10
>>671118100
Really? Thats my most autistic picture.
>>671107220
Which faggot are you
>>671117966
Well shit.
>>671117608
you look pretty COOL :D
#fashon #style
>>671118367
Does it really matter?
>>671118159
I don't care
Quit touching little girls and you won't have any more court cases
>>671117746
You know the rules.
Timestamp or gtfo
>>671118454
Didn't you bomb the boston marathon?
>>671118015
Both
>>671118084
yea, you are sexy
>>671118289
Hnnn give it to me anon
>>671105717
Lets have some more variety
>>671118424
Plastic barbie whore
>>671118637
yes why?
>>671118447
You can't not rock the pipe when you find a classy chair like that dressed all snazzy.
>>671117955
Born in fallbrook
>>671118677
Lol rate?
>>671118677
DONT BE THWARTED THESE ARE ALL MEN
MEN THAT WEIGH MORE THAN YOU
>>671116181
Nice. Wasn't trolling with the other question if you don't mind answering it in good faith.
>>671118751
Stop it, Beauty is about symmetry
Which this girl does not have.
>>671106677
>6mm BB barrel
>No spare magazines
You're a fucking retard
>>671118809
I would say 9
>>671118908
Im a man too lol
>>671117672
Err merr gerd. Scered meh
What a graceful creature. R8
>>671118908
Compliment is a compliment, not gonna complain
>>671118084
>seen on street
>beat shit out of you
>make you lifeless then drag you to a ditch
>pull out knife
>carve into your forehead "Massive douche child molester
>cut finger off 1 by 1
> wake you u, Piss on you
>know your teeth out and make you unconscious again
>drag you to abandon house
>tie you to a chair, take a hammer and nails
>wake you up again, duct tape mouth with dirty sock in it
>take hammer and nail, drive nail through each toe in 35 consecutive hits each toe
> grab paint thinner, pure all over this faggots body
>let paint thinner eat all skin away for 3 days
> come back to abandon house 3 days later
> remove nails with needle nose pliers (20 minutes each toe)
>Take hi-point, point at faggots head
>pull trigger 10 times (never jammed)
>head blown to pieces, unrecognizable
>dump body and remains in a butcher shop dumpster.
>>671118966
Correct! You earn me with no makeup.
Go easy on me, im self conscious
>>671119221
You and every other person of your phenotype could die and nobody would know which corpse you were.
>>671119386
Mug shot/10
>>671106423
moar?
>>671119386
Much better
From,
The symmetry guy
>>671119221
u want mirrion dorra
>>671119356
Wow all that for me? I respect your dedication
>>671118751
>>671119386
Well shit.
did you niggers see the dude sneak outta the bar with a drink. top kek
>>671118788
you still lurking?
>>671119772
woops wrong thread
>>671115292
Hot hot hot
middle lol
r8 m8 not b8
Ruff ruff it's me /b/!!
>>671119780
Yessir
r8
>>671119952
Niceee 8/10
>>671119952
You're cool, and the other guy is clearly a nigger, But your pedophile friend with the faggot pose and generally overall fagosexuality protruding from every orifice needs to die.
>>671120060
Then, I wasn't trolling when I asked if you were circumcised or not in fallbrook
>>671119815
You'd think that, but I'm literally r9k incarnate.
>>671119952
Lol is that fucking homedude from Reading Rainbow?
>>671120059
I know you're implying you want it doggystyle, But fuck Asians for the rape of nanking and I don't want SARS 1/10 for having a vagina probably.
>>671119952
>seen on street
>beat shit out of you
>make you lifeless then drag you to a ditch
>pull out knife
>carve into your forehead "Massive douche child molester
>cut finger off 1 by 1
> wake you up, Piss on you
>knock your teeth out and make you unconscious again
>drag you to abandon house
>tie you to a chair, take a hammer and nails
>wake you up again, duct tape mouth with dirty sock in it
>take hammer and nail, drive nail through each toe in 35 consecutive hits each toe
> grab paint thinner, pure all over this faggots body
>let paint thinner eat all skin away for 3 days
> come back to abandon house 3 days later
> remove nails with needle nose pliers (20 minutes each toe)
>Take hi-point, point at faggots head
>pull trigger 10 times (never jammed)
>head blown to pieces, unrecognizable
>dump body and remains in a butcher shop dumpster
>I FUCKING HATE FAGS
>got away with murder scotch free
"ohhhhh noooooooooo" he says
>>671120121
He grew the stache to be zorro for halloween. I was a Mormon and printed out little slips that had the cover of the book of mormon on them to throw like ones at the club.
>>671119356
Jesus Christ, we're reaching levels of edginess that shouldn't even be possible.
>>671119952
>not strangling nigger
Confirmed faggot
>>671120263
Zorro with a buttplug, yeah maybe
>>671120012
id say you look gr8
>>671120212
0/10 for not pouring gasoline on my dick and lighting it on fire. Also i'm straight
>>671120208
are you implying that I'm Asian? Because I'm not lol.
fucking shit webcam but my phone is dead
>>671120382
If your face is always stuck like that I am going to die laughing
>>671120382
Bumplimit/10
>>671120105
Oh yaws UoUr
>>671119952
The Fagboy Trio
youre all cancerous faggots pls an hero for the sake of humanity
>>671120059
Rate my ass /b/
>>671120059
Adorbz!
>>671120060
Or not :(
Rate me
>>671120530
We prefer "The Dicksucking Triplets"
>>671120579
ugly as fuck should kill self/10
>>671120078
Sicilian mook faggot
>>671120588
Thank you! :)
>>671120624
lol this guy has the Zika virus
>>671120657
Dang it!
>>671120588
fuckin pls be a troll..
>>671120572
Cry about it neckbeard.
Love me or hate me, here I am.
>>671120382
Gay version of orlando bloom
>>671120078
What-the-fuck-is-up-with-your-eyebrows/10
>>671120749
clean shaven as fuck newfag
>>671120659
u mad m8 ?
>>671120263
>At the club
Kill yourself.
>>671120235
>>671120746
Getcho
>>671120766
Bitch, do you not know how to crop a picture?
>>671120424
Underage
>>671120749
Not even the girls at Starbucks cared to ask what your name was I see
>>671120844
>not at the club
>social retard/reject
>no friends
Kill yourself
>>671117418
Or is it truly a sensitive issue for you?
>>671120766
lol this guy has the Zika virus
