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>>686913683
This makes me so fucking happy, fuck I hate cyclists
>>686913854
You couldn't lift your fat ass on a bike.
>>686913868
what the fuck was he trying to do?
>>686913868
what was he trying to do?
>>686914199
Demonstrate the safety. He thought it was off.
>>686914280
Er...I meant that he thought the safety was ON. lol
>>686914245
what a cunt, no idea why no one didn't slap him
>>686913854
It is a race.
This guy is as dump as you are fat.
>>686914318
are those noodles?
why didn't they get digested?
>>686914400
Story?
>>686914499
Probably from an eating contest. Can't jam a shit ton of food in there without it jamming.
>>686914318
uwww what a fuck is this?
>>686914280
>>686914423
If that's the case then he deserved it, what a fucking dumbass
>>686914499
I dont know how to break this to you friend, but those aint noodles. They look like some kind of intestinal worms or parasites.
>>686913683
>Europ
>>686914246
>Nigga it's just like airsoft
>Ill see if its working by shooting my hand
>>686914463
hero level
This could be hot if she had done it hygienically.
She deserved to get fired and convicted just for being that ignorant. You also wonder how that cunt is about personal hygiene.
>>686914400
Nightmare fuel.
>>686914463
Uch... half casts
>>686914642
They just have no shame
>>686914853
Criminal or not. No one gets to finger you without consent.
>>686914245
Story on this, anything? That had to give some serious burns and some serious punishments.
>>686914966
>Gold +1
>Gold +2
>Gold +3
>>686914966
This is why I laugh when they say they have a nuclear missile hahahaha what a shit hole.
>>686914988
That's just public transport you always see crazy as fuck people like crackheads the lady next to her got up because she didn't wanna be close to that shit
>>686915035
He poured boiling water over the other guy cos he took a half a hotdog out of the break room fridge and ate it.
Not even kidding, it happened in NZ,
http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/crime/78796562/Man-poured-boiling-water-over-co-worker-because-he-took-half-a-hot-dog-graphic-warning
>>686915058
More like stone +1
>>686915035
>some serious punishments
New Zealand and it was either five or seven years in prison.
>>686913868
Look's like he might be trying to use the force.
>>686914853
How should she have done it?
>>686915068
kek'd
Regardless, nasty.
>>686915227
Changes gloves inbetween the cunt fingering?
>>686915227
Vagina first then ass. After that change gloves for second women. Assuming she even had consent.
>>686915013
they do in Texas
>>686914642
whats the difference between racism and asians?
racism has many faces.
>>686914463
Stupendous performance.
>2deep4you
>fag
>>686915383
Sauce. Also thank you, been trying to find that for a pal forever. Also if you have an explanation for why the fuck a bottle of water made her gasm with the force of 1000 suns, hand it the fuck over.
>>686915227
Change gloves between the 2 girls, it's kinda obvious man
>>686915527
wtf?
>>686915527
Altered gif of a cop getting shot, to be made to look like he's being...abducted? That's dumb.
>>686915068
what's going on here, i dont get it
>>686914642
Tourette syndrome n doubt!
>>686914966
pic related
>>686915383
>When you tip 10 tokens on myfreecams
>>686915068
Was this mean to be Brown art ?
Yellow art ?
.... or red art ?
Could you make a flag with those ?
>>686915474
Asia is so fucking racist
>>686915532
It's called acting you retarded virgin fuck.
>>686915184
Life is like a public train.
You never know what your going to get.
>>686915532
camwhore on chatourbate.
thing called omibod reacts to tip sounds
>>686915862
Fuck up nigger
>>686915862
they cant be racist you ignorant prick
racism = prejudice + power
and since they are not white, they have no institutionalized power
>>686914966
actually teaching discipline not in NK.
>>686915862
to be fair, the entire world hates niggers.
>>686915532
She has a remote control vibrator. Can't remember how it's controlled but I think it goes off whenever someone donates, and the larger the donation the stronger it is
>>686915474
They had IRL inspiration for this.
>>686915862
sorry we arent pussy ass bitches who hide behind words and political correctness
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Venus_of_Willendorf
>>686915503
kek
>>686915847
Who is that armoured hero and why does he not patrol subways in the UK?
>>686916048
Nah, you'll just cry like pussy ass bitches whenever someone calls you a gook, and milk your "minority" status for all it's fucking worth.
Drop dead, chink faggot.
>>686915847
ok wait... was that a hammer? like... context please.
>>686915474
WOW !
Can you imagine the shit storm if a company did that somewhere like, UK, USA, Australia ? Where the population is predominately white, and fucking itself in the ass with Multi Cultural-ism ?
Wonder what he is on.
>>686914585
He makes it through okay eventually.
>>686914585
Guy went ahead of the guide and got stuck. He literally was stuck there for 3 days and died. Fucking moron.
>>686916247
he is a nigger
/explanation
>>686916262
>>686916279
OK, so which one now
>>686915862
eat shit sjw
>>686916208
Golden Samurai he is against littering on the train, he enforce his justice with his golden hammer of cleanness
>>686914463
look mon, no hands
>>686914853
Diamonds. The second woman touches the cops arm when she's diggin around in front.
Who the fuck has more?
I love lesbians with authority forcing straight women.......
>>686916194
Actually asians care the second least, about that shit. right behind whites.
Its because whites and asians don't have as much to be ashamed of.
>>686915661
she was drpping eggs filled with paint out of her cunt. apparently, it's art
>>686914463
he looks pissed
>>686913854
>hating someone for their mode of transportation
>>686916279
>died
No he did not.
In my opinion the biggest risk to him would be hypothermia because of the cold water running over his body.
>>686916194
and suddenly you arent racist, you cunts need to stop your double standards, fucking pleb
>>686913868
probably couldn't hit the target and thought it had blanks so he check with his hand
>>686916392
consolidation prize
>>686914660
thanks scoop
>>686914245
that soft bucket slap at the end lmao
>>686916023
Did he died?
>>686916247
Working on his Cesaro Swing bruh
>>686916322
He lived. IT was another guy that got stuck for something like 2 and a half days and he fucking died. They ended up sealing him up inside the cave as his tomb at the request of his family.
>>686915847
that ending
>>686913683
DOGGGGG PILLLLLLLLE!!!!!
>>686916587
haha context?
>>686915184
>>686915184
I hate black people.
>rams her with cart
>>686915532
her name is koketochka
>"God was just trying to test you."
>>686916630
No, it was boiling water, not acid. And most victims of acid attacks don't die.
>>686914660
but I like noodles
>>686916023
what an awful retarded person
>>686915474
I'd put the wash on again, they must have left a yellow sock in there with the nig.
>>686916613
did left gurl die and wtf did they do?
>>686914499
>>686916247
I tried that on a Cousin Once.
There was blood.
>>686915847
Fuckin Batman Power Ranger hahaha!
>>686915184
this is why I never sit on the train, and promised myself I'd never take public transit again after college
>>686916864
I like noodles too. Your argument seems stronger to me.
>>686916830
I was talking about the baby in the spin dryer, or washing machine
Commence dumpage
>>686914660
Those are actually noodles. Kid thought he didnt have to chew them and it caused a blockage, so parents got all butt hurt about an ad for noodles or Olive Garden or some other shit and said the commercial gave him the idea that he didn't have to chew.
>>686916573
try again, anon.
>>686917006
Oh. No idea.
>>686914853
baHhahahaha she just gave me stds and uti's hahahahah
>>686916084
kek
>>686915662
Wtf is this?
>>686916392
I'm gonna walk around the local Hospital tomorrow, and show this video to everyone lying in the Ward's with a Penis. Tell em its what will be done to them by a big black guy if they fall asleep or pass out for any reason.
>>686917201
A tumor.
>>686914318
too much spaghetti mate
>>686916533
Haters gonna Hate, just accept it.
Give a hater a power hug today.
>>686914966
That's not North Korea. There are too many cars
>>686915058
XP +1
XP till lvl 99 13126706
>>686913868
armed citizens do stop mass shootings
http://controversialtimes.com/issues/constitutional-rights/12-times-mass-shootings-were-stopped-by-good-guys-with-guns/
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/volokh-conspiracy/wp/2015/10/03/do-civilians-with-guns-ever-stop-mass-shootings/
as a matter of fact, every mass shooting since the 1950's has two things in common
>it happened in a gun free zone where everyone is "safe"
>there was no armed citizen there to stop it
you never hear about the mass shootings that re stopped, because they were.... stopped.
>>686915661
of course you don't. peasant.
>>686915474
his cock must have shrunk in the wash
>>686917472
Did you not sense the sarcasm in their post? Sad that you can't simply read without jumping to whatever conclusion you wanted. This is not the place for your diatribe.
>>686915184
Niggers..
>>686917062
what a disappointment
put her down
>>686916613
what is going on in this
>>686917587
This was a fad game kids would play. Putting pressure on the chest can cause dizziness...unfortunately they did it too long for her and she had a fucking seizure.
>>686913683
HODOR!
>>686917383
that culture tho
>>686915847
Love it. Take notes, "modern countries", this is how you teach disciprine.
>>686917555
>This is not the place for your diatribe
Its not, but I'm glad he posted it anyways. Means that not everyone here is retarded. Just mildly autistic.
>>686916921
where does he keep the crack pipe ?
>>686917707
I guess. I mean, he is right.
>>686917472
>as a matter of fact, every mass shooting since the 1950's has two things in common
>>it happened in a gun free zone where everyone is "safe"
>>686916451
Humans are mindblowingly weird sometimes
>>686917786
OK WE GET IT MOVE ON
>>686916613
nerve gas
>>686916084
Bitch got the physique of a silverback except fat
>>686914051
hmmm would taste
>>686917062
Patient Zero, Zombie.
If only we could get some guns to the middle East
>>686915184
i worked as security guard on busses for like a week before i quit because of this bullshit.
one guy puked on a seat up front one time and i blocked it off with some tape to stop people sitting on it.
this cheeky drunk cunt thought he was being a smart ass by ducking under the tape and eyeballing me like "what u gonna do about it m8"
fuck public transport. you know the seats are designed to soak up any spills on them, so you cant even tell the puke/shit/piss/blood has ever been there.
>>686917175
omaha beach
>>686916536
what a badass! That smug bitch deserved it
>>686917903
As an alpha male silver-back gorilla I find this highly offensive.
>>686915527
IDK if this is real, but if it is it's one of those devices that shoots fire from under your car to stop you from being carjacked.
Dumb ass crackas.
>>686917383
pre-porno society i'm writing a thesis on it
>>686914318
worms.. omfg
>>686916468
Why doesn't the cameraman move ? is it close to a coast ?
>>686913868
Gun ranges teach you basic safety before unleashing you. This guy must be a richfag who paid them to leave him alone. Enjoy the new claw hand bro
>>686918078
It's not real. This video was originally a cop getting shot. Someone added light to make it seem like he was being abducted by aliens or some dumb shit.
>>686917006
I think it was a dog not a niglet aye
>>686915383
prove me wrong but this is the same shaking orgasmic chick like in this green room "how to finger your girlfriend" video?!?!
please someone can post to confirm?
>>686916023
Looks like they paid that 2.95 for the junior wash kek
>>686915847
IT'S FAKE
Stunt by advertising company, both are actors using a rubber hammer. They were both charged with disturbing the peace.
>>686914245
Well that was fucking anti climactic
>>686915662
Quaid, start the reactor.
>>686917779
He is, but so are you. Just because you're right doesn't mean you need to share it with everyone. Wait for the right time and place and your info will be much more readily received. To some people its a really inflammatory topic though.
>>686918225
Not the same chick...like at all. The one you're talking about is a brunette and was married to the guy that provided the fingering. This chick is a cam model on chaturbate.
>>686915527
when you call goldeneye for a quick solution
>>686915131
TBF it was his girlfriends suasage
>>686915383
right hook to the head
>>686917955
why would a woman ever swing first unless its a fat dude
what the fuck do you expect
>>686916084
is that some greenpeace activist group?
>>686918092
hero santa claus, that kid looks like 7 :(
>>686915662
seems legit
>>686918390
Hahaha what the FUCK is going on here?
>>686914400
When a teenage boy tries to sleep with a woman who's had several kids...
>>686917955
wow they were very gentle with her
not what i was expecting at all, good on them for showing restraint.
>>686918292
fucking rekt!
>>686916587
Kek. What have you done to me /b/? Shouldnt find this funny. Story?
>>686918390
People like this make me ashamed of being white.
>>686916733
Photoshop
>>686915773
Just an beever
>>686918292
Was that a fucking rabid monkey?
>>686914463
Welcome To Camden Town, Bayham Street to be exact.
>>686918390
everyone in this gif hasnt showered in months
>>686918390
she punches herself in the arm twice after faceplanting herself to the ground
>>686915068
I bet a feminist would find a way to blame a man for this
>>686917955
she's a modern woman so fronts up to a man who could clearly beat her to death without breaking a sweat. when will silly girls learn
>>686917145
what exactly is happening here?
>>686913868
>whitepeople.jpeg
>>686918518
story?
>>686918622
Fuckin right on little man. Put that bitch ass nigga in an arm bar
>>686918292
Monkey don't fuck around.
>>686918092
what is the story here? Is it a bully getting his back broke?
>>686916804
You're in church, you should EXPECT to be brain damaged and then have your money stolen.
>>686918715
disgusting chimp
>>686918622
fucking SAVAGE!
>>686917955
This is what us Australian's call a Bogan. Yanks would call her a Red Neck. Just add alcohol.
>>686916084
"World Star (inaudible neggering) geet em"
>>686917955
Context?
>>686917145
Lost
>>686918715
How attractive.
>>686918736
he preached islam to the wrong people
>>686918622
that kid's a boss holy shit lol
>>686918688
The dumbass tried to drive off during a drug deal. I believe it was just pot. Then he had the brilliance to post his video online.
>>686918801
Haha Full Nelson'd
>>686918688
white dude tried to rip off his black dealer and crashes his car while the nignog hangs outside
>>686918439
women forget that 99% of guys, even fat dudes, can easily beat them to death with their bare hands. they could but they don't because they show restraint and as Bill Burr says it's because we want to fuck them. the western media has really given women a strange idea of their physical power
>>686916161
And people think blacks and mexicans are lazy. Fuck i hate fat bitches
>>686917201
A severe hernia
>>686916921
Surprised a white policeman didn't stop, knock him off the thing, kick the shit out of him and tear it apart looking for drugs that weren't there.
>>686916451
Haha, this one is from Finland. Weird shit :D
>>686918390
fuck i love Bumfights
gonna DL everything again now
>>686918518
I wondered where Afroman went.
>>686919048
dindu dead?
>>686918876
>>686918471
haymakers, haymakers everywhere
>>686918518
story?
>>686919002
>people think mexicans are lazy
wut.
They may be dirty, crazy, scum bags, but if there is one thing mexicans arent, its lazy.
Why do I hate niggers so much?
>>686915068
nice tits tho
>>686919002
usps doing a fine job. they should take the van and give the fat bitch a bicycle
>>686918224
Love this. Should put subtitles thou
>>686917062
i am sure the fdny guy remembers all his fallen brothers of 7/11 now.
>>686919071
Wait, you have blacks and obese people in Finland too?
Damn, I thought you guys were cooler than us...
>>686918955
no.... there's no way
>>686916733
no context is best context
>>686917062
its not PCP its heroin and some other shit
>>686919145
nevermind
>>686918889
>>686918876
Damn, Dennis went Tyson on them fools!
>>686917062
holy fuck that's a real zombie
>>686919235
>9/11
Unless you talking about the convenience store.
>>686917383
And people wonder how AIDS spreads
>>686917172
who cares about size when all universe rotates around earth
>>686918876
damn
hes the real life version of these guys
>>686917406
Shut the fuck up you stupid cunt
>>686919305
>heroin.
nigga if that was heroin shed be passed the fuck out
>>686917786
Army posts are gun free zones you retard.
>>686919055
why white? black cops do the same shit every day
>>686917062
Me trying to get ready for work on Monday morning
>>686916630
No. Saw this idiot on a news program once. He thought he was playing a cute game of hide and seek. He didn't realize that when you close the door it automatically locks. Kid was fine, though.
>>686919431
Probably because it's primarily white cops that do this shit? Check your privilege, honkey.
>>686914499
Aren't those tape worms?
>>686917172
meh muh dick is bigger
>>686919513
No, but definitely a parasite of some sort.
>>686919354
nope! thats the pope's fault. since all africans are good catholics and obey everything he says. like not fucking before marriage. and only fucking for procreation.
>>686918518
>that female prison guard doing nothing
>>686915527
chuck?
>>686914472
>>dump
>>686917175
>>686917175
Morons should have stayed in the water.
>>686916084
for a long time venus of willdendorf has been interpreted as a artifact of true primal beauty, in reality it was constructed as a warning of niggers like this all along.
>>686919342
lurk more
>>686914966
Its in Russia you fucking autistic bastard.
>>686918387
thanks wise anon.
she is shaking the same silly way anyway
>>686918026
thanks obama
>>686918292
Cool thing about monkeys....they steal stuff from tourists. Just little things like sunglasses. Then when the tourist gives the monkey food, it lets the sunglasses go. Genius.
>>686914608
Parasitic worms infesting the digesting tract
>>686917472
>USA
>gun free zones
>safe
>mfw
Congratulations citizens, you stopped a whole TWO out of the hundres of mass shootings.
The rest of the world is proud of you
>>686919689
That's because she has an omibod inside her. A toy that vibrates, stimulating the gspot, when she receives tips.
>>686919384
Nice riposte. Subtle, witty and good use of language and grammar. Always more effective then ad hominem insults.
>>686919661
>>686919431
Lol... there are no black cops. Just black people who are on a quote for anti racist types media shit.
Black people are the ones being arrested because they "dindunuffin"
>>686918876
its the Hawaiian haymaker
>>686919780
wait, this meme'd?
I didn't think it had become a thing.
>>686919252
benis :D, no country are perfect, all countries have some fat people and some niggers, the thing about USA is that all of you are fat and/or nigger.
>>686914199
>>686914246
he was trying to build up resistance to larger bullets by shooting himself with small ones
>>686919820
>there are no black cops
also *quota*
>>686919918
lol
>>686919872
wtf do i know?
>>686918593
ye she was kinda winning before she decided to do that wtf
>>686918292
>that fist fight
my sides
>>686919986
Not clicking that shit
>>686919959
herpaderp
>>686914988
she obviously has a mental condition, moron.
>>686919890
I'm an asian immigrant schooling in the US.
This nation has too much excess. Even the poor people are fat. If you're poor you shouldn't be fat. But daily i see destitute people who are at least 30kilos overweight. they not bad people though, they get mad easily, and confused even more easily, but they nice and look out for others unless its a black.
>>686919500
>honkey
jesus christ dude, what is this like 1975. also I believe it's spelled honky. you'd probably be better using cracker, or cracka, in future
>>686920000
It probably is a meme, or the poster intended it as one. It just went over my head.
>>686916451
he getting more pu$$y than most of u guys
>>686913854
You can fuck off fat ass, I'll ride your mom like I ride my bike, hard.
>>686920000
fucking spoiled quads
and yes i meant it that way
>>686920183
I have actively turned down pussy when it was contained within countless folds of fat that my dick could not navigate through.
>>686920166
lol you're adorable
>>686918622
I love those fights where the underdog beats the shit out of the other guy.
>>686915862
actually this commercial is an exact copy of an italian commercial, except that in the Italian one, a white guy is turned into a black man. Obviously, in that sense there was no controversy, no one bat an eye.
>>686920178
>>686920244
Yeah i get that now. My bad, carry on with the memes.
>>686916247
yardies man, theyre all like that
i
>>686918390
where tf is this, the lollipop guild?
>>686916468
No, it certainly isn't. Probably that is a floating platform supporting the main, steady platform where the camera is
>>686919625
assuming they can hold their breath until the bad weather disappears. Which I highly doubt
>>686919820
>on a quote
I think you mean quota. your trollin needs more work, nice try though
>>686914318
> moms spaghetti
>>686916536
>Niggers.
>>686915383
The acting is so obvious kek
>>686919103
Story?
>>686915474
Whe should send more niggers to asia. They can clean up the darkness out of them
>>686920401
indeed, that's what that is I should think
>>686914245
why is the file name acid attack when its clearly a bucket filled from a water heater ? tis boiling water, not acid.
>>686918224
if anyone is wondering, the kid being mauled at the start is blind, the kid who comes in to help was just a random bystander. bless people like this.
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