Abominations of Tinder go
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Abominations of Tinder go
The placenta from this one is still warm.
>>690148621
i'd love to see the rest of this cunts profile
>>690149047
the only way that picture could be better is if the baby were half nigger
>>690149418
good lord, i don't know where to start.
>>690149239
Here you go
I actually met up with this girl and told her son he was quite handsome, he got a big head.
>>690149617
i meant the profile description, but i appreciate it
>>690150076
Oh right. It just said something like "don't just message me asking where we should meet up i'm not that easy"
>>690150207
oh, word. well, thanks for providing, buddy. disappointing as it is, at least i'm not curious anymore.
>>690149418
"24"
Not tinder but same shit
>>690150506
>POF
>>690150057
>>690151248
as much as i hate her hair thats an awesome outfit
do people actually use this app, topkek
>>690151611
>only use grindr
>>690151611
Tinder has 50 million active users each month you retarded cunt.
>>690151807
holy shit, are you trying to tell me there are 50 million pathetic pieces of shit on the internet now?
>>690152017
50 million and 1
>>690149418
that's one old 24 year old
>>690152195
50 million and 2
>>690152466
>>690152195
let me guess you faggots even payed the 10$ for the premium content you fucking sheep
>>690151248
not only i would date that i would marry it too.
>>690148621
i got a few
Mate got hold of my phone and added this hideous abomination
>>690152655
>>690151248
holy fuck i used to live in echuca hahah
>>690152319
>dolphin_plays_with_whale.jpg
She stared at the sun a bit too long.
Post normal sized photos you fucking retards
>>690153169
Like waaaay too long.
>>690150057
Fetal alcohol syndrome 1st and 2nd generation
>>690153281
the tits seem ok at least
>>690153281
>>690153169
Holy shit, she looks like she came out of Oblivion in low settings
>>690151248
I wanna fuck the shit out of that chick.
>>690152828
>blogger at Tumblr
Never would've guessed.
>>690152610
I'll cancel my tinder and pay $10 towards spelling lessons for you.
>>690149295
>mother takes pic with baby
>hurr durr, must be single mom
You people sure are retarded
>>690153752
thx m8
>>690150057
which part of nz she from fam
>>690153446
>>690153281
Can't deny she would be your queen with a crown like that
>>690154035
many a kek
>>690153932
Chernobylhamilton
>>690150506
Almost looks like my SRIV character...
>>690150506
Make contact, anon. You must foster good relations with the star people.
>>690154195
explains a bit, dont think my tinder settings go that far unless i get tinder+
>>690151248
7/10 would hang out with
>>690153281
that's a harvey dent looking bitch right there
>>690153446
kek
>>690151248
Sign ME up
>>690154175
nothing wrong with this one
>>690154175
kinda cute actually
anyone know why my farts smell like broccoli?
>>690155091
You have to sign yourself up. It's actually against the rules to create a profile for anyone other than yourself. Let me know if you need the link to tinder app in the apple store.
She looks like a bus driver
>>690155544
Full house
>>690155409
> apple store
> trolled softly
>>690155208
She wants the black d
>>690155973
if she wasnt fat she might be fuckable
>>690152740
cringe af
>>690155973
OP here, I said abominations not 2/7 receptionists
>>690155544
>she
I'll take this opportunity to ask how Tinder works.
Do I need an account to browse images/profiles?
Can I theoretically look for women who specifically go to the same College as me and maybe find someone to drink with?
>>690154035
fucking kek
>>690149617
>see this on tinder
>you mean I can have an ugly man, AND an ugly woman?
*swipes right*
>>690156564
>Do I need an account to browse images/profiles?
Yes, a Facebook account
>Can I theoretically look for women who specifically go to the same College as me and maybe find someone to drink with?
Yes
>>690150506
>plenty of fish
>has an actual fish face
>>690156564
Second
>>690156564
basically you will end up swiping right on 50 photos a day and getting no matches because there are so many dudes you never even show up in anyones deck
t. me
>>690155761
>he fell for the android meme
>>690156564
You need an account linked to facebook. A few photos and thats it. You can browse pieces of meat by distance and age only. And by sex if you want to searh for hawt boys. And if you pay $10 a month you can change your location to anywhere in the world. You have always wanted to go to canada right? Now you can. Tinder plus. Godspeed.
>>690154175
She gets a pass
>>690155973
Not an abomination, just a bit fat. Did you save any abominable pics of her?
>>690151248
fucking hot
>>690153794
...she's on a dating app...
>>690157201
Shes single
>>690148621
"Hey what's up with you?"
"Oh i'm just GENDER FLUID (/°_•)/"
>>690153794
bait/10
>>690148621
average australian poster
>>690152655
Fucking Jesus.....
>>690158760
>>690155208
She wears a crown of wicked wings.
>>690158760
>>690158892
tbh >she looks pretty average for a 53 year old woman
>>690158760
>transgender female cougar
WHAT A CATCH
>>690158892
>im the girl
One for laughs
>>690148621
>I'm genderfluid
>I can tell...
>>690155544
>she looks like a bus driver
She just looks like a bus
>>690152655
>>690153409
>Bra
>>690152655
Thanks, this goes to my reaction folder.
>>690152655
Aint that one of the Wayan brothers from White Chicks?
>>690159242
Strangely. With the right girl. I see this working wonderfully.
>>690153281
She'd probably give up anal on our first date at least.
>>690149617
That fucking whale looks like Christian Weston Chandler
>>690159092
>I'm not into arse play. Im a girl thats your job.
wtf does she even mean by that
>>690153446
over 9000 keks
>>690159242
if she answers positively to that, marry her
>>690151084
Fuckin kek
4chans dream girl
just scrolled through 3 years of iphoto to find these...
does POF count?
>>690155939
would fuck.
>>690160719
>>690155973
Chubby taylor swift.
>>690160719
Is that a happy trail???
>>690160709
>girl
>>690149617
I knew that wig looked familiar
>>690159242
after that first reply, i would know im set to fuck that chick.
>>690148621
Op forgot to post his tinder pic
>>690152655
>>690161236
what have you done m8.
>>690161236
underrated post
>>690152267
He was born on a leap year be nice
>>690151248
I lost at that last line
>>690152319
>Dolphin escapes to whale exhibit.
>>690153281
Yeeeaaaaahhhhh. I'd still do her...
>>690160956
Taylor not so Swift
>>690149418
>Ralph
Yeah, I sure will. brb
>>690154175
I could go a few different directions when commenting on this one...all of them racist.
>>690157536
>I'ave cum tu sux ur blud
>>690162034
omf. i cant right now.
>>690161064
wow he actually looks attractive in that pic
>>690157536
serious question, what's that condition called?
>>690152319
>23
that's just kind of sad
>>690162324
not him.
>>690162388
wanna know too
>>690161064
She's fat but she pulls it off really well
>>690162388
Dracula Teeth Syndrome. Not kidding.
>>690162388
I knew a kid in high school with this. He couldn't sweat, and in gym class he had to pour water on himself to cool off.
>>690162388
>>690162539
>>690162862
Looks like some sort of Treacher Collins syndrome as well, considering his chin and ears
Le anime girl maymay
>>690163168
I'm hot for treacher
>>690163376
she looks like the fucking lenny face
>>690150506
ayy lmao
>>690160709
If that's a girl and not a tranny I would
Yay or nah?
>>690163855
would bang
>>690163855
My trap alarm is screaming but if I can ignore the face maybe
>>690163855
yay from me
>>690163855
>loves to cook
>video games
YEA NIGGA
>>690163855
yah if girl
vomit if guy
looks like someone cant put it together
>>690163855
More oc anime girls
Gorborg coming thru
>>690160258
You'll find out when you're a grown up..
>>690152319
family reunion
>>690161770
heh
>>690152828
Allison is a funny way of spelling Michael...
>>690160211
honestly some of the posts in these kinds of threads make cwc look kinda normal
>>690160966
It's a despair route
Not tinder but still funny.
>>690155544
That's Robert...
>>690162388
it's called being british
>>690163855
Do it fag. If it is a do, make it a bottom
>>690162309
Sai do app macaco
>>690155973
Chubby girls give good head. Do it.
>>690156155
Stop saying shit like that, it only encourages them to eat more without feeling bad
In fact this is the kind of reaction that leads fatties to feel confident in trying to turn it around and you and try making the non food and couch addicted people of this world feel bad for our reactionary disgust.
Finding some ugly fucking bitches in the ghetto
>>690165877
I don't see the problem here
>>690165877
cute as fuck tbh
>>690150506
so desperate i would still bang it and probably be vaguely proud
>>690153794
Found the absolute spastic.
>>690166075
It's only a problem if you hate batman.
>>690156939
DS amiright
>>690155939
I would get with that
Going thru my matches for OC
>>690166403
why do you guys unironically match with these people in the first place?
>>690154175
>heir to a dumpling fortune
and she thought this would make men wanna fuck her how
1/2
>>690150506
Looks like a crackhead Dee Reynolds
>>690165678
>Only like if you are shirtless in your profile pic
>>690166403
10/10 would touch her butt and call her princess
>>690166534
I don't care what manner of fortune she is an heir to, it would motivate me to bareback bust my nut in there
OP here again. This one didn't have eyebrows. So i drew them on for her in photo shop..
>>690166528
Id swipe right on my dead grandmother wewlad
Now with eyebrows
>>690155973
she looks identical to my ex. my ex was a fat bitch. she had a fat ass she would shake when she danced. and she sucked my cock better than any other girl since. ever. like to the point where i was stalking her and begging for her back. this was 4 years ago and i still bash my dick to her blowjobs
>>690166817
y tho
>>690165877
please don't sacrifice that baby.
>>690157536
hey, hes assistant manager, maybe he can fire a bitch if she doesnt touch him
>>690162388
uglyitis
>>690152655
>11 miles
thats not far enough
>>690166894
dat eye
I'd let pretty eyed psycho clown bitch ride my dick
It'd be even hotter if I think she might kill me, I had that once with a tinder girl that was super into serial killers and blood. She told me she was going to kill me and I honestly couldn't tell how serious to take it... Them titties though lawd
>>690159031
>woman
>>690159242
well fuck me no female has ever responded to me with anything resembling wit before
Not an abomination, but I thought it was funny.
>>690160211
It's Kristine now you sexist shitlord
Why do these scrags love nip stuff so much?
>>690164564
about the level that i usually bang. you lucky bastard
>>690151248
>Abominations
Are you kidding me I would hit this from the back for literal hours...
>>690163376
>I am so much more than what they see
Kek
>>690166603
>>690165778
27.
well. i suddenly feel slightly better about my own lonely life
>>690149047
What the fuck? That's my hometown, never thought I'd see that!
I haven't seen this one in particular, but I have seen a handful of "I'm pregnant" girls!
>>690163855
>>690156939
This crow is famous in my city
>>690166526
yeah shes weird but not ugly weird, just looks mentally unstable. i bet shes great in bed, but the type of girl to follow you around and check your phone 24/7
>>690165652
Fucking kek
>>690165877
>>690166775
would bang. obv would make her pencil on eyebrows but yeah
>>690166817
i believe she is insane
>>690157536
quasimoto done slimmed down a good bit
>>690167864
and she's 15
>>690150057
I'd date her, I want a telepathic kid
>>690166526
kinda cute in an off-kilter kinda way to be honest
15 tho really?
>>690168145
so, thats legal in my country (Spain) unlucky american cuck
>>690166603
>>690167681
NOOOOOOOOOO IT'S FUCKING TRUEEEEE
>>690150506
Fox Mulder would bang her no cover or cover up needed. Get some sweet Alien poon.
>>690168333
Not even a fat american.
>>690158760
>>690158892
>Delivery expert
>>690168392
>>690167167
>reading comprehension
>>690168494
whats wrong with her
>>690166603
Ted Cruz?
>>690168522
kek
>>690168547
i just wrote im an attack helicopter on tinder. you better fucking believe it too faggot
>>690168700
even her eyes look fake
>>690168793
>mad you can't read
>>690168681
to normies shes outlandish. to you, a de-sensitised individual, shes cool
>>690167927
I thought they shot this gorilla to save that kid?
>>690168700
dont care if its a trap, i would still cuddle and fuck it
>>690154175
She looks like Jackie Chan!
>>690162388
Draculitis
>>690168933
yeah i can read, i just dont fucking believe it, FAGGGGGGGOT
>>690168993
duh, this is the gorillas wife
>>690169118
Believe what?
>>690162862
>>690162539
>>690162388
Honestly just assumed he was British
>>690168224
>>690154175
is that chicken on her fucking head
>>690168224
What. What is this.
>>690165343
kek'd
>>690169271
>>690149047
Fucking started that problem and now she wants to fuck more? No one learns from their lessons anymore
>>690169271
Beautiful eyes. If she lost the post-baby pounds and put on some makeup she'd be a stunner.
>>690169414
Tim Heikeker
>>690150057
Can't believe you fucked that
>>690152828
All the scarfs in the world couldn't hide your double chin sweat heart
>>690169414
fugggg haha thats good
>>690165778
I'll give the man props. At least he knows his strength.
>>690165778
>4%
>>690153446
My sides
>>690169673
He has a name.
>>690166680
>Will be your pet fox
>Not looking for a hookup
>>690154175
Hey, the date includes dinner. That's a plus!
Literally could be the moon from majoras mask if she grinned hard enough.
>>690166526
she would have beautiful eyes if they weren't fucking cross eyed
>>690148621
I've got some gender fluid for this semen demon.
>>690170279
i'd fuck that moon idc
Fuck you
Reinstalled just so I could find this gem
>>690167927
"Very interesting"
>>690153281
I feel bad for people who cant help how they look.
>>690168494
she isn't that bad. I wouldn't touch it but she is not an "abomination" or even relatively close to it.
4/10 imo
>>690170363
Hold on, got more
>>690170459
And 1
>>690169325
Read the fucking words in the picture.
