Bunnings sausage sizzle?
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Bunnings sausage sizzle?
>>696493285
Fuckin slut
Is that the fucking Adelaide one?
>>696493399
Looks totally like Frankston
>>696493285
What is Bunnings?
this is now an outdoor/public nudity thread
Fuck oath I love a sausage sizzle down at bunnings
>>696493399
>>696493445
I swear they all look the fucking same. I thought it was a qld one
>>696493476
Hardware store
They have god tier sausage sizzles
>>696493476
Australian home Depot
I always hear the jingle in the ad as 'Bunnings Whorehouse!'
>>696493616
The lowest prices are just the beginning
>>696493612
1 With, please mate
>>696493658
Ohhhhhh it's that chick
>>696493285
yo is this in new lyn
>>696493285
Is that fucken Warrnambool?
>>696493658
mmmmmmm
>>696493705
Lol, yeah they do go together
>>696493715
How much onions do ya want on it mate
>>696493658
>>696493285
>>696493616
>>696493658
These fucking bunnings pics make me diamonds. If only I had customers like that when I worked there, i would root a prim bitch like that in the roofing/plumbing isle that never got any customers.
>>696493824
I've never beenasked that - you must have a posh Buunings.
I just go to the counter and squeeze mustard down one side of the snag and ketchup down the other
I refuse to pay $4 for a snag and drink when Aldi is next door.
Every time this photo is posted fucktards argue over which Bunnings it is. They all look the same retards
>>696493870
She could sizzle my sausage. Would even go there on the week where there is lots of ketchup
Can we stop posting nudes and remember the cheesy oniony burnt sausages
Mint
>>696494008
>mustard
>>696493658
That's the Stafford shop in QLD
Jesus christ if my bunnings store was this messy I would be fucking halal'd. Holy fucking shit that clothes dryer is a goddamn crush hazard. I'm reporting this to the B.E.S.A.F.E line.
>>696494022
Fuck Aldi, you are supporting a local charity or sports group. I've done my stint - 4 hours in 38 degree heat cooking over 300 snags.
>>696493285
Why doesn't the world have more pictures of naked chicks at Bunnings.
Does anyone have the story behind these pics?
>>696494208
struth mate imma nominate you for our departments S.I.T committee!!!
>>696494272
There from her twitter
>>696494260
>cooking
Lovely burnt sausages
Please tell me there's more!
>>696493399
I also think it looks like the Adelaide one.
>>696494484
Not mine mate - mine were like lovely tanned catwalk models lying on the beach with a glossy coating of suntan oil.
>>696493752
Ehhh 3280 represent
>>696494450
Link?
Does she have more?
>>696494417
Fuck cunt, I'm already on it and I'm just a filthy fucking casual. Have you seen L.I.S.A she's gone missing recently?
>>696494484
And my onions were nicely caramelised too - I started them 20 minutes hour before we served our first customer.
Every fucking time this thread gets posted, Austards argue over which Bunnings it is.
>>696493285
is that Mr Martinez?
>>696493594
I agree looks identical to the old bundaberg one but the car parks go the other way
>>696494863
That's coz they all look the fuckin same
>>696493752
>>696494752
Wtf, 3280 here to!
Same girl
Australian public nude thread, perfect idea
Looks like North Launceston m8s
>>696493285
I'll get simmsy and his 9iron on to you, cunt
>>696493613
New Zealand too
>>696494838
I've never had a perfect snag from brunnings
>>696495374
Nobody cares about New Zealand fuck off your just Australia's bitch. Just like Canada and America
>>696495551
I think the hunger of physical labor is giving people rose tinted Bunnings snag glasses.
>>696495669
I prefer Canadians to Americans.
New Zealand girls are fine
Victoria
Its definitely the bayswater bunnings 3155 motherfucker
>>696495804
Definitely syrup suckers over Southern canadia
>>696495810
Yes they are
>>696493285
Mile end adelaide?
>>696496051
Before being tenderised for export to Australia for their sloppy seconds.
>>696496270
Fuck off, we have plenty of animals to fuck here
>>696495249
Abby Winters.
If it's an oldie then it's probably in Melbourne (the tree ferns would be right) but they moved to Queensland a few years ago.
>>696496270
You fucking sheepshagger we don't want your skid marked sheep
>>696496526
This
>>696496564
Kek what a lazy fuck
>>696496613
Mad Dog from Midland
>>696496675
Probly had a fucking chevy badge on it too.
>>696496613
G'day bruce, awya guen
>>696493445
Ain't the Frankston one, it doesn't have a path like that.
>>696496855
We are remembering brunnings
>>696496808
He's a Perth legend, rides around on his pushy scaring the fuck out of girls at traffic lights by barking at them through their car window
>>696496908
Rego plates say WA
>>696496925
woops wrong thread :C
>>696497047
There was this lad who rode his bike around with nothing but a g-string and pink thongs on
He got arrested for disturbing the peace and indecent exposure
Who had one of these
>>696497485
Forgot pic
>>696497485
>>696497536
had? Still got one
Post more WA girls
>>696497676 ours went feral and had a fuckton of mozzie cunts rooting away in it
>>696494863
kek
>>696497802
Just get the hose in there, no need to be a softcunt
Needs more Coffs Harbour nudes
>>696495249
Anyone know her name?
>>696498020
Ella C, she does work with Abby Winters
>>696498020
Shazza
>>696497927
You dint understand, this wasn't just a few this was a fucking horde of cunts there was no cleaning it, we invited mates over and bombed those cunts into hell,
Fert bomb
>>696497927
Dishwashing liquid works too.
Anything that fucks up surface tension
>>696498175
You get arrested for terrorism too?
>>696493399
there's only one in Adelaide?
Looks like warrawong
>>696498248
We lived out bumfuk nowhere bro
>>696493285
Seriously though haven't had myself one of those forever
I don't even eat sausages
>>696493285
there is something so innocent about her that i would put that foto to my family photo album if she was my daughter
>>696493399
>>696494596
>>696498283
There are 2 close to the CBD. Mile End and Kent Town.
It looks like the Mile End one.
>>696498283
Nah there's tons.
That looks like the one at Marion though.
>>696498475
Definitely doesn't look like the mile end one you retard.
>>696498475
It looks like most Bunnings, there isn't a whole lot of variation between the stores
holy fuck thats Croydon bunnings ahahahahah wtf
>>696496105
That's what I thought too.
That is Cannington Bunnings on Albany hwy
>>696498509
Nope, The car parks at the marion ones are orientated the diff way.
>>696498475
Dont forget the one in Norwood
This giant fucking whore.
Why would you post this shit if your pussy looked that fucking disgusting.
>>696493399
>>696493445
>>696493594
It's Ballarat Road you stupid fucks
>>696498935
m8 I'd fuck her hard
>>696495339
>3155
Fuck off with that gay blokes advice bullshit.
>>696493285
Midland WA
>>696499475
Anyone got this in a bigger size?
>>696499232
Yeah of course.
But shes a giant whore.
>>696499556
Her vagoo isn't too bad, I've seen worse
>>696499393
I noticed the Falcon in the background
>>696495269
Ayy Launnie bro
>>696499958
Fuck she has some big feet
>>696496613
Fucking mad dog
>>696499556
She's a mega feminist and dyke
22yr old male works at bunnings in NSW for 3 years. Most fucked up thing that has ever happened is one cunt took a fucking shit in the toilet display
>>696500364
Haha thats awesome.
Id ask to be the one to clean it out with my hands tied behind my back.
>>696496843
Poorly made
>>696495669
Atleast we are not a bunch of crooks.
http://www.hardcoretubexxx.com/2322/abbywinters-ella-c-and-hania-intimate-moments/
>>696500855
Thanks m8
>>696495921
That's what u thought. Same fucking white checkered thing out front
>>696493752
3284 Represent down in Port!
>>696496282
Looks like Miranda kerr
http://www.hardcoretubexxx.com/1653/abbywinters-ella-c-and-laney-lesbian/
>>696495921
Definitely not fuckwit go just look on google maps satellite the crossing doesn't come out from the front area like in the picture at Bayswater.
>>696501134
Well it's taken 10 years but finally someone who lives here. 3280 fuck winter
And shit I thought it looked liked 'bools bunnings too
http://www.hornyvideosclips.com/129/abbywinters-ashley-l-and-ella-c-lesbian/
>>696493870
I would give her one up the Bunning's Warehouse!
Its definitely warrnambool
>>696493285
sausage and bread is the most aussie food ever
Who the hell is abby winters?
The more photos I see of her, the less attractive she is.
The Bunnings photos are alright though.
I wonder what specials were in-store on that day?
http://yourporn.sexy/video/public-porn/ella-c-nude-girls-spreading-labia-2015-hd/ella-c-nude-girls-spreading-labia-2015-hd.html?sk=leche69-com-stiffia-com-carolina-abril-ana-marco-victoria-blonde-anita-dinamitax-hardcore-board-game-2015-hd-mp4&so=3060
>>696501481
Hell yeah man, never met another person from the area on here either. Love ya brudda
>>696501814
Nope...study the car park configuration...look at the car park lighting, pole positioning...you've got it all wrong.
>>696493285
in thongs too what a gem
>>696501167
2nd'd
>>696501842
I'd call it an aussie cuisine, but even aussies didn't invent bread or sausage.
if you name one authentic australian dish besides lamingtons, i owe you a bunnings hot dog...
And its "hot dog" not 'sausage sizzle' you dumb aussies. The sausage sizzle IS the event, not the food. you're buying a fucking hotdog...useless fucks
>>696499520
byron bay?
>>696495269
fuckin shagged a bird in that big dirt area next to invermay bunnings bro, council nearly fuckin caught me too>>696499760
>>696502673
No you didn't
>>696502239
Pavlova.
>>696502344
Thats byron for sure
>>696502783
fuck off back to scotch you poofter
>>696493658
That file name tho.
>>696502239
Chiko Roll
>>696502812
New Zealand, sorry mater.
>>696502891
Scotch? Where's that? I'm WA master race
>>696503006
Expecting that. Fuck you.
>>696497536
lol. I remember trapping my younger brother under these.
Gf
>>696502855
WA rego plate idiot
>>696503044
its a launnie thing you seppo cunt
>>696502239
i think these as aussie but they're probably not
>>696502996
>variant of the chinese spring roll. invented by some poof. before 1995, australains didnt know about ethnic cuisine.
>>696497536
Every hard rubbish I see these fuckers everywhere.
>>696503067
kek
>>696502996
A true delicacy
>>696503087
Another
>>696499109
Which one on Ballarat Rd? There would be at least 4 on Ballarat Rd between Melb and Ballarat
>>696496613
Saw mad dog on a dirtbike a few weeks ago. Could still see his massive crack.
>>696503183
Nothing an eating disorder can't fix
>>696503220
>launnie
>seppo
>≠English
>>696503225
European and English
Homemade are the best
>>696502239
No mate, a Hotdog contains a Saveloy sausage which is boiled, a Sausage sizzle contains a regular Lamb/Beef/Pork sausage which is fried and unless you're a faggot, taken with fried onion also.
>>696503390
i dont speak english i speak fuckin australian
>>696493285
Those are nice tits. Perfect size for me. Hmm...
>>696503220
Well in Kalgoolie we say fuck you
AUSSIE!!!AUSSIE!!ASSIE!!
>>696503319
Please...put it away.
>>696503319
More please
>>696503252
>before 1995
Heh, my olds was eating them in the 60's
>>696499520
>>696503113
Eat a dick cunt. There is at least three nsw plates in this picture
>>696503517
This guy knows his shit.
>>696503550
in launnie we say please kindly choke to death on a bag of dried donkey cocks
>>696503597
Yeah that'd be about right, we can't seem to get rid of you fuckers.
>>696496675
That fuckin maccas headquarters in the background there, almost crashed on this drive way a couple years back, don't drink and drive kids
>>696503550
Dude, you didn't even spell Kal right
>>696503597
It even says --ron bay in top left
>>696503551
Yum mate! I'm hungry.
>>696503597
Correct
Ella C is a Perth girl, the Bunnings photos were in Perth and she traveled to Nimbin for the other one
>>696503722
I missed an r didn't I
Sorry, too busy still cashing in on the mining boom that's apparently over yet no one told this town
>>696503517
Still universally termed a "hot dog" - can contain a blen of meats, steamed/boiled or grilled.
A "sausage sizzle" is an event where the cooking takes place...fundraiser, charity, promo etc.
>>696503517
Plus a hotdog down under is a battered and fried sausage/sav on a stick with sauce on the end, the other thing is an American hotdog.
>>696503335
Yeah no shit, I spun out when I saw he'd upgraded, cunt used to pedal hard too.
>>696503822
Link to Ella C if possible thanks
2640 boys
>>696503992
Clearly not universally, in this country it is exactly as I described it to you, a hotdog in Australia involves no sizzling.
>>696504043
We always called them a Pluto Pup where I live.
>>696503992
And a sausage fest is when there's not enough women about.
Like /b/
Who ever calls a sausage sizzle a hotdog should be sent out on a turn back boat to one of them fucked up country's
>>696504116
https://www.abbywinters.com/nude_girl/pert_breasts/ella_c
Bro this thread is making me hungry as fuck
Theyre always that little bit burnt, but thats what I buy the bunnings sausage for. If I wanted a nice perfectly done one id buy a pack from woolies, pick up some fresh bread and do that.
its about the charity. Sweet burnt charity.
>>696504043
Dagwood Dog; variant of the US corndog, using similar igredients, which is essentially a hot dog sausage:
http://www.seriouseats.com/2010/08/festival-food-in-australia-dagwood-dogs.html
Battered Sav:
British saveloy sausage, battered sausage style, which is a dish of the Italians.
Next..
>>696503319
ignore the first guy. we want more
fuck i miss those child saturday mornings. Watching a bit of Saturday Disney, lacing up my Auskick boots on the floor, starting footy with fingers cold enough to fall off and finishing the game walking around shirtless while everyone's parents were rugged up. hitting up a snag and some cheapie lollies before trying to keep your grassy boots off the floor of ya mum's car.
>>696504998
You forgot eating like 3 oranges at half time
>>696504228
No, it's a universal variant of the hot dog
You can have them grilled or boiled, with added condiments depending on the dish and location.
It's a hot dog...like many other variants around the world.
You can have your cased frankfurters boiled...its still a hot dog.
We're arguing semantics here...I think you'd at least get this.
>>696503319
those tits pay for the ride :)
wife material - innocent and conservative looking but willing do to something wild from time to time
>>696496870
>mfw this is a pic of something my dad did
>>696504488
Inbred convict stock right there.
>>696505187
You dense cunt clearly its not universal if youre the only cunt here whos heard of it fuck off
>>696493285
Its rocklea. Shes all over the brisbane mega leaks
>>696497556
>>696503551
Aw fuck if it wasnt midnight I'd go down to safeway and buy a bloody pack of them
>>696496870
Car joust....
>>696505143
>>696504998
>in a time when my life wasn't fucked and I didnt want to kill myself, get nervous or have an anxiety attack whenever my brain gets 3 seconds free to think.
>>696496449
Does she have videos?
>>696493285
Is that mildura Op?
>>696502239
I call it a sausage in bread.
>>696505303
My god, I thought there'd be some bright australians in here, but I was mistaken, you dense convict cunt.
You can't even rebut a proper argument, typical aussie...just go drink some VB and clobber someone on the back of their skull.
Pic related, it shows how little you know in the land downunder.
And if you have your 'sausage sizzle' from one of these, you're a fucking hypocrite.
>>696505187
You're welcome to call them whatever you want mate, you're also welcome to think the term hotdog is universal, I'll keep eating Hotdogs and sausage sizzles and spelling words differently to you.
>>696505478
Acceptable - and yum.
>>696505303
>doesn't know the go
>calls someone else dense
Bogan cunt detected
>>696505695
Hotdog roll - you put a sav in it and it's a hot dog - what's the problem?
>>696505695
Assie here. Agreeing with your point. This dudes just a dumb bogan cunt by the sounds of it
>>696505695
Ive never had a sausage sizzle in a hot dog bun, I've had hotdogs in a hotdog bun and sausages in bread from a sausage sizzle.
>>696505708
A hot dog is universally accepted nomenclature for a sausage between an oblong roll...whether boiled or grilled.
Agree to disagree then.
>>696497912
Moar of this gril
>>696503335
still on the footpath or what??
>>696505996
And in other parts of the world it's a sausage wrapped in batter on a stick - ie: not universal but regional, like most shit.
>>696505922
I don't know what you'd call sliced bread with a sausage...poor man's hotdog?
Usually I have them in hotdog buns...I certainly wouldn't pay money for a sausage in sliced whitebread. Sounds like something you'd eat at 2am when drunk and have limited options.
