CIV THREAD
Population 4
Resources 10
there is 1 small hut, of which the citizens are using as a town hall. You pick what happens next /b/
kek, let them kill themselves
>>702649484
can we get some tikinigga hunters
that try to ride flamingos
>>702649484
we need to build a ship to go find us some niggers
op, what resources are available?
>>702650043
we can build a ship
>>702650137
ok, can we send one anon to find the sea and the other anons get shipbuilding
A ship has been built. though there is no water to go with it, it can still be used for shelter, perhaps we can set up a trap with watermelon to catch niggers
POP: 4
RES: 2
They build a well
cut down trees and build a gamestop
HOLY SHIT ANOTHER VILLAGE IS RAIDING!!!
a well is built and the people now have a good source of water
They learn basic agriculture
a local village attacks, there was only one villager... He was outnumbered and joined up bringing some of his own resources with him
POP: 5
RES: 4
start a farm with melons
We build a shrine to the mighty KEK!
a farm is built, there is now a good source of food
POP: 5
RES: 5
Yas, good food and water. And once we build the shrine well have plenty of faith
KEK SHRINE
A shrine is built to praise kek, villagers talk of setting up a melon trap to catch niggers to work the farm.
POP: 5
RES: 3
>>702651452
BUILD A WALL
and make the other villages pay for it
We discover a village of anime characters. They invite us to a massive orgy.
>>702650363
>doesn't have any source of food or water
>first priority: build a ship
>>702649484
war break out. Cause 4 niggers
build a spaceship
one of em is a serial killer
build a new house its getting cramped
Have a aquaduct built to supply endless water
build a 4-masted galleon this time
A new mysterious man shows up. The villagers set up the melon trap to catch some niggers.
POP: 6
RES: 2
WALL
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>>702652084
>niggers catch niggers
We need more resources. Let's build a grainery
when you catch some niggers send some cutting trees with their hands
put 1 anon on farm
1 on water
1 to trap
3 remaning take ship and try to capture other villages women to be rape slave and child machines
The melon trap worked!!! The nigger they caught is already put to work. They also build a new home.
People getting are afraid of the new man that showed up. He has not been eating and keeps placing dead animal bodies in front of the shrine.
POP: 6
RES: 1
wall!
Kill the stranger for disrespecting the Kek shrine!
>>702652533
Have slave fight new man to death. Winner gets to eat the watermelon
A priest from Age of Empires shows up
>>702652533
Build a mine to get more res
>>702652533
ok i have a question: what are these "resources" and why does it take 8 of those to build a ship and just one to build a fucking house?
>>702652876
Second this
Werewolves spotted up north, they come closer everyday and Amy attacks t any moments
>>702652867
wololo
An anon finally builds a wall to keep out all of the sand niggers that were trying to get in. The slave is ordered to cut down some tree's.. with his hands.
POP: 6
RES: 4
>gather resources by catching niggers with melon traps
best game ive ever seen. someone needs to screencap this thread
Can put niggers to work to build a canal to the sea so we can use our ship?
>>702652988
make ship into fun fortress
>>702652988
Brothel
>>702652988
Send some guys with pointy sticks to find a village to raid
>>702652988
villagers catch polio
>>702653142
>>702653188
Make ship into fun brothel
>>702652533
checked
sacrifice strange man to kek
Build chainmail and crossbows for each villager
>>702653226
i second this
we fuck cows to create minotaurs
build loli distribution tavern to keep the villagers from revolting
A least build some bow and arrows and go on a hunt/village RAID party
Keemstar shows up ruling all niggers and naming them Alex. Now they use less food and work more
>>702653387
oh yeah boyyy
A mine is built and an anon is sent to work it, meanwhile the slave and mysterious man are ordered a fight to the death, the winner gets watermelon. Say who you want to win to increase the odds of them winning.
villagers build planes to fuck up the twintowers
>>702653404
>404'd
let the nigger win
>>702653450
Re roll
On on the town hall with my fucking hands up I am not starting my self
Yo Alex is a fuckingnigger
>>702653528
Negro wins
Let the stranger win. He could be a priest of kek.
WE NEED MORE NIGGERS
Nigger win
let nigger fuck watermelon for ultimate nigger farm
I think we need a nigger tribe to attack
>>702653528
kek will decide who will win. it will be the nigger.
as a reward, as well as watermelon, he is allowed to fuck an anon's waifu, thus introducing cuckery to our great civilisation.
construct another nigger trap. build armoury
>>702653528
Villagers make Bows and raid another village and takes everything things and enslave them
>>702653528
Negro wins, then we spend our whole military budget into creating giga nigga 1 man army
>>702653528
nigger slave
Nigger win, a parliament is establish and ministers are appointed. Nigger gets to be minister of black relations
>>702649484
everyone drinks the kool aid and dies
slave wins and becomes king
contruct another nigger trap
>>702653903
Second this
The nigger won the fight, but before the final blow, the mysterious man escaped into the woods, the nigger and some anons dug a canal to the ocean in hopes to sail out and catch some new niggers. The mine has brought in new resources.
POP: 7
RES: 6
villagers use nigger to create mega nigger
>>702654054
give everyone shotguns and attack another village
and make em slaves
Villagers have an orgy, increasing the population with 3... and one extra nigger, cause one of the women cheated with the slave
Kek sees the fight and is pleased. He casts kek's luck, which increases productivity
>>702654054
Crops aren't bountiful enough, add fallos statue to kek shrine
>>702654054
villagers find bin laden, bin laden wants to build planes to fuck up twin towers
>>702649484
villagers mass suicide pact
>>702654262
Fucking this
A new nigger is caught and put to work in the mine. An armory is built and 2 skilled blacksmiths are hired to run it. Weapons will be needed as a nearby village plans to raid ours.
POP: 9
RES: 4
a wild band of sjw's attack the village.
>>702654262
>>702654411
samefag
>>702654054
nigger opens up KFC, increases niggerpopulation to 500 niggers
>>702654518
put cannons on the ship and use it to defend the village from others
Build bows with iron-tipped arrows
nigger 1 and nigger 2 breed. spawning 4 more nigger workers but reducing the anon's overall happiness level
build catapult with real cats
>>702650789
> The wisdom of /b/
Get two tribes to fight eachother. Sell each side weapons. When one tribe beats the other offer to help then rebuild the economy by building a central bank to help them
>>702654518
if we have 9 anons, at least three of them must be certified autists. can we get the nigger to build a research laboratory for them to advance our technological capacity before the other village turns up?
>>702654518
Build more housing, attract more anons, produce bread and create a vineyard to produce wine
>>702654518
Order blacksmiths to start the production of giga nigga. A big piece of armor fitting 3 niggers inside, 2 walk and 1 operate the penis shaped sword (+5 dmg to women, children and sjw)
>>702654880
reroll
A plague is upon the village, wiping out a third of the population.
A new nigger is caught and helps out with the farm boosting the RES gained from the farm. A hut is built by 3 anons who use it for orgys, kek is pleased by this. The orgy leads to the POP increasing by 2.
POP: 11
RES: 8
craft suicide vests. go over the wall and raid a village of refugees. capture there villagers. recruit them as petards
>>702654949
fuck this lmfao
>>702654720
kek
>>702655024
Build a gulag/concentration camp
other village raid ours, steal our niggers and wreck the boat
>>702655024
Blacksmith makes a bunch of katanas and the neckbeards of the group use them to defend m'lady and the rest of us
We discover gunpowder
>>702652948
Someone has no idea how difficult it is to build a boat. Go read a fucking book Ahab.
Send niggers to other tribe and tell them they will be free and receive government houses and welfare.
>>702655344
we discover gunpowder, looses one building because of it
>>702655024
Set up tactical medic tent/brothel
recruit 2 maga warriors. make them stand gaurd near the wall
>>702655344
Also discover the brass cannon to put on ship
Satan becomes their king
We spark a war between 2 nearby tribes to keep them away from us. They come to us to sell them weapons which rises the economy. The war starts a forest fire which the niggers are sent to put out. We also build a vault to keep money.
>>702655344
We assign one of the women as tactical suicide bomber in case of invasion or uncontrolled nigger reproduction
Cannon on ship
>>702655563
Roll
>>702649484
take a shit on the roof of the house
build a farm
build more mines for more rescources
standard /b/tard comes visiting village, placing banana's everywhere, gets chased away by trap
The fire is put out but a nigger dies in the process. The mysterious man returns and kills 2 people as a sacrifice to kek. A second farm is built
POP: 9
RES: 15
>>702656031
work on forging weapons and training guards for ourselves in case of mysterious man
also more niggers
I want ro get into civilization, which one is best?
>>702656192
Civ 1
>>702656031
blacksmith makes weapons which the people use to beat the slaves with
>>702656192
Civ 2, 4 or 5, and if you like space and sci fi try also Civ Alpha Centauri
>>702656293
>>702656192
Just watch out for Gandhi
>>702656419
he is a shift bastard
>>702656192
>>702656293
CIV1 defo very good. And be a tosser and use the "worker" exploit. Set them to a task, cancel, set them to task again, cancel, repeat. All improvements done in a single turn. Memories..
If Civ1s a bit of a steep curve then go right in at CIV5 Gods and Kings
>>702656293
>>702656393
Thanks
A nearby tribe is attacking and killing all of the anons
POP: 3
RES: 6
>>702656707
Offer to sell them children in turn they Leave
Use the power of kek to enslave the 9fag army
>>702656707
those feckers have guns and combat gear. what is this? civ1?
what is this?!? kekshrek has summoned!? kek shrek fights off le 9GAG army while 1 anon manages to escape in a space ship.
>>702656707
Pray to Kek to smite them down with his mighty fists
>>702656480
>be me playing civ 5
>playing as Poland
>discover gunpowder
>convert all of my men into musketmen
>fighting Persia with my Indian friend
>beating the shit outa Persia
>suddenly get a message from Indian bro
>"your weakness was my opportunity" what
>under 10 turns my empire was reduced from 9 cities to 4
>fuck you India
>>702656986
>>702656986
Spaceship lands on alien planet right next to qt 3.14 alien grill that we make into wife
>>702657066
So dont befriend india
this is OP, was a fun thread peace out /b/rothers
>>702657243
It was my first time playing any civ game
>>702657066
I never fight along side any country. I just attack them when they are at war... India style.
Anyways, never leave your cities weak, every city on a boarder or cost of mine has defence with a good road network so any attack is easily repelled.
Ethnic cleansing time. Kill all nigger men and harvest them for their meat. Take all the women and impregnate them
Anon lands on moon, procreate with aliens. Create 4 eyed creatures with 2 penises and poop flames
OP where are you?
>>702658126
its over we lost