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>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>No one is going to take you seriously if you don't post your waifu
>Naps are a GOOD idea
>Insult others with vigor
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>Refrain from being lewd
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Last claim of the day
>>703178689
Haha I dunno if I deserve it, but I'll take the opportunity without question!
Yep, NA server 4 lyf
>>703178702
Kiiiiitten!
Gardy claimed
Heyo!
>>703178930
Hello.
still here
and
>>703178685
noob thing is kills although going for the objective directly is probably suicide
>>703178855
i will take over
Done with classes for the day, feels kinda good to be a productive being of society
>>703179037
Right then, off to eat a quick nom and then sleep
Good night
>>703179079
sleep well princess
>>703178855
>>703178759
Great to hear.
I can't stand such language, if it's at least legible than no problem. I don't see how it can cross over to text like that. Looks like they're missing fingers or typing in the dark.
>>703178995
It probably is. I need to learn some more. I don't like letting down the team.
>>703178930
Waifumon! Wasup!
>>703179037
'Ello guvna!
Miho claimed
Someone buy me a new AC is really hot.
>>703179221
If i get this job, sure.
>Hell, if I get this job, after the first month I just might buy everyone here something nice.
>>703178216
I don't ten to anyways, since it's hard for me to get sick
>I use this every now and then
Claiming Felix
>>703177381
>>703179354
Other side of the country. Closest is probably Kirino. Just because hes slightly more south.
>>703179160
on LoL its fine. you lose half of the games anyways. on world of warships its hard to pin the loss on 1 out 15 players. unless they are a carrier
>>703178971
Hey there Shiro! How's it going?
>>703179182
Haiya! I've got a bit of time before I have to go to work. Thought I would stop in and say hello.
How are you doing?
>>703179182
it took me way too long to think of a clever answer
im sorry im to tired
how are you doing qt?
>>703179538
Good enough, just waiting until I gotta leave for school.
You?
Best girl/gun/fox claimed
>>703179694
how is work going
>>703179636
I'm about the same. Doing great but I woke up a bit earlier than usual, so now I am just waiting until I have to go to work.
>>703179479
Ah, well shit. Maybe I'll just send you some money later down the line to ship him some.
>>703179538
>>703179585
Well, you two. I got the $2000 I needed for my RX7 from a friend in Australia, and about 10 minutes after that, I was offered a chance to get hired at a job that pays $80,000 a year. So all in all, I'm doing fucking amazing!
>Although I'm still hungry and need to get food.
>>703179694
FoxGun!
>>703179354
I need a job hire me senpai.
>>703179733
I'm leaving for work in like 10 minutes.
What's up man?
>Nice gif
>>703179807
>FoxGun
This pleases the Galil.How's it going?
>>703179855
I laughed at that pic
>>703179807
jesus what, thats an insane turn of events nice job
what job did you get offered and why?
>>703179855
I could probably use a maid or two...
>>703179807
Oh shite, that's great to hear!
>still hungry
Got any ideas about what you want to eat?
>>703179694
Galil-chan!
>>703179774
Ah. I woke up like 40 minutes ago, which was 5:30 AM. I don't like waking up this early.
>>703179966
Felix!
<3
>>703179926
oh okay, i just got done with some sports and classes so im doing good
my day is pretty much over gonna chill play some games
>thanks been getting some good new stuff
>>703179926
See your using the bottle cap i gave you.
>>703179935
>
>>703180012
How are you doing this morning? <3
>>703179733
hi yuno
>>703179807
I dont even know who he is, or anything else about where.
>>703179498
Sorry for late reply.
The magic part is what I don't get honestly, confusing.
W.o.W sounds nice not to be at fault.
>>703179926
See the post just above me saying hi to you!
My day was shit, but my night seems to be drifting along smoothly!
>>703179928
Ain't it? I'm literally so happy that I can't even!
It's a night job at All Pro Bail Bonds. Some paper pusher job, but it's also night shift! No more taking it easy in /waifu/ on the job, but for $80k a year, I think I can handle myself.
>>703179964
At this point, anything will really do to be honest. Probably poptarts or something else quick.
>>703180048
Perfect!
>>703180138
I'll find out here. And all you need to know is he loves his vegemite.
>>703180002
5:30 is really early! I woke up about an hour ago at 11:00. (I start work at 2 PM so this is relatively early for me)
>>703180220
Sounds good! I think I'm gonna grab myself a bagel.
>>703180048
Yep, I like it
>>703180098
I'm doing good but I slept weird so my back is stiff, and leaving for work in 5 ish minutes.
>>703180039
Have fun chilling then man, wish timezones weren't such a bitch so we could talk more often
>>703180220
Sweet, 80k is gud as fuck
>>703180379
That doesn't sound very fun
I hope you have a good day at work, be safe, Galil-chan!
>>703180122
hey
you are up early
how is it going man?
>>703180220
yea i can understand that, very fucking sweet. Getting the car tomorrow?
ah well you will be missed but it is for the better
thats a pretty sweet pay
>>703180379
yea same, i like talking with you
but i plan on staying up late this weekend so we can catch up a bit
good luck on the job
>>703180220
So i get the job right?
>>703180379
I dont have that many left that you dont already have.
>>703180220
You literally described all of us.
>4.5k gold on my DK
I even have no need for this <<
>>703180370
Ohhh, a blueberry bagel sounds top tier right now.
>>703180379
Ain't it? Especially here in Commiefornia! And considering only my grandma makes that much due to SS, pension, and a few pay plans left over from my late grandpa. Everyone else in the family makes $30k or less.
>>703180461
Nah, it'll take a few days for the money to transfer to the bank from paypal. But I'ma see if we can't get the rest of the stuff like the clutch, and smog all finished before then.
I'll probably sill pop in from time to time on the phone if the work is exceptionally slow. But at that price, I doubt it will be.
>>703180496
That all depends on it if I get the job.
>>703180169
magic part?
>>703180461
didnt sleep and its fine just playing some warships
I'm gonna try to get at least an hours worth of sleep so I don't fall asleep in school
>>703180664
Ok
>>703180664
A blueberry bagel does sound excellent! I don't have any though :c
I'm probably just going to make a regular bagel with cream cheese and lox.
>>703180712
Yeah, like the mana stuff and abilities.
>>703180664
oh ofc then did you make a new appointment with the seller? or are you second guessing?
i dont think you should try to be on your phone all the time on the new job
we will talk from time to time
>>703180712
oh that sucks, gonna sleep soon then or whats the plan?
you playing that again, been some time right?
>Wake up a half hour ago.
>Storm is still going on.
I'm starting to wonder how much longer this'll last.
>>703180578
Fine, he's a cheeki fucking cunt, but he's a good cunt.
Rory gib gold pls
>>703180731
Really though, if I do, I'll help you out a bit since last I remembered, you're rather needing it.
>>703180860
Next door probably has some. And regular is better than nothing!
>>703181006
Nah, buying my dads friends. That way he can teach me how to fix it and such! Plus, it's super local!
Oh no, not all the time at all! Just if I'm all caught up on my work and there's nothing else to do!
Ya, I'll still show up on my days off, I'm sure.
>>703181164
RIP
>>703181199
How much, and why arent you on?
>>703180887
oh. you mean all the stuff into playing a champ. yeah just sort of pick one you like and play them a lot. if mana is a problem try learning garen top.
>>703181006
no been playing it for this week and i dont know about sleeping no real plan
>>703181199
I know. But i want a job bad
I think I'm gonna hop off now, gonna clean up a bit then leave for work.
I'll see all of you later!
Goodbye.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rIgcIKTdakI
>>703181199
im excited for you, great news
so no college?
>>703181359
oh i see my bad sorry
im feeling kinda tired suddenly i think im gonna chill out a bit
later /waifu/
>>703181486
later
another great song
>>703181748
all good. night
>>703181359
I should mess around on training if it would let me. Just the description is confusing about the mana usage or speed increase, things in that manner.
>>703181339
All of it goyim. And because I'm on mobile now.
>>703181390
Oh. Why not try for security? It's easy as shit to get into.
>>703181451
Later waifumon.
>>703181486
Later Shiro.
>>703181748
Oh, still college. But this'll let me save up for it so if I don't get tuitions, I can still be set.
>>703182033
I was doing security work the last 7 years. Got black listed over some shit so cant do that in this state anymore.
>>703182033
We have this discussion everyday.
>>703181941
Free food.
>>703181339
Hello. What's up, Rory?
>>703181974
its not just how much mana its what the actual ability does.
>>703182145
what kind?
>>703180183
Oh, I forgot the most lovely anon in here.
Fucker mother.
>>703182110
Then come to this state!
>>703182145
We didn't have it yesterday!
>Although technically I haven't called anybody cute this morning either.
>>703182245
G-Goyim I...
>>703182145
Not much. Relaxing with a drink and playing some WoW. Just running old dungeons, collecting gear for transmog.
>>703182033
You no take all. You take some.
>>703182324
I'd like to move but no money. I was thinking of going back to texas. Maybe get a job hunting hogs. Or get back into security. What state you in?
>>703182455
Don't say anything.
>>703182324
No, but everyone called you cute and tsun, didn't they? What a bunch of thirsty anons.
>>703182228
The good one.
>>703182463
I never liked WoW. Is a good game, but it takes a lot of time to get level 80. I take it that you're doing good, then.
>>703182228
Ah, you see, I don't know. I'll try to figure it out soon.
Let's see if I can learn something new.
I'll hop off of the thread now, enjoy your day, Tomo.Great talking to you, take care. .
>>703182675
Hey Mami
Please don't lose anyone's game
g2b bae
>>703182602
good one?
>>703182675
ok good luck and see you around
>>703182463
I take candle?
>>703182472
Commiefornia. Place is kinda suck, but at the same time, not. Everything is great except the drought and tight ass laws.
>>703182602
Yes. I still don't know why, as I'm neither.
>>703182602
Are you rejecting my love?
>>703182939
Yeah my truck aint even legal there so no thanks.
>>703182602
Im doing well enough. WoW has drastically reduced the time to level.
>>703182939
No, I take candle!
Hello there, people! CLaiming Taiga!
>>703182939
Your waifu probably might be considered cute, I don't know about tsundere. But you? I can't really say anything, never seen anything and either way, taste is subjective.
>>703182874
Yes. Good food. Some Abry's chiken sandwich with cheese. Is so good and consistent.
>>703182985
You loving on us now?
>>703183118
I still think it steal a lot of time. The only thing i play games is the competitive scene. That's why I like about WoW. Capture the flag and PvP. + the mmr thing, I love it.
If it was to get a 80 level account, I would've play. But I'm too lazy to get 80 myself.
>>703182757
I'll try not to. Can't make promises. See ya later and take care as well.
>>703183267
Okay. Hit me up if you'll need any help after the games.
>>703183262
that does sound yummy. now i want a good chicken sandwich.
>>703183319
Nyan~ What's up!?
>>703183262
You are talking about Dala-WoW, right? Or the main game? Because the main game goes to 110 now.
Hey losers, do you fap to your waifus?
>>703183056
Rollin coal?
>>703183118
You no take candle!
>>703183262
My waifu is cute as fuck. Not really tsun though. But they're not talking about her. They're talking about me. And if their tastes dictate that I'm cute, then their taste is bad.
Claimed!
>>703183516
That girl is beautiful
>>703183442
Hmm. I don't have one right now.
How about a Chen sandwich?
>>703183504
I'm talking about the main. I only played Cataclysm, though.
>>703183548
Maybe their dick dictate you're cute.
Or, your behaviour. Ever toght about it?
>>703183487
Me still...
>>703183548
It a diesel yes but i dont roll coal. But the 6.5 isnt that clean anyways. Also straight pipe all the way back.
>>703183606
That's because she's 3D.
>>703183548
>>703183262
I do it strictly for the REEEEEEEEEE
>>703183548
Plus, you no take all my shekels. 13k spread across the server.
>>703183761
2D girls are equally beautiful to her
>>703183565
MURRICA!
>>703183636
Yes. And I've come toco cousin that their dicks are I correct.
>>703183690
Ah, dat straight pipe. Wish I could do that to my RX. It would sound godly
>>703183636
i dont think i can eat that.
>>703178820
Text me memes to cure my depression
(727) 290-7759
>>703183859
Just leave commie land. AZ has better gun laws.
>>703183946
>Iowa
no thanks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7yZ-jAj7Zk
that was a good rest
sorry for ditching guys
how is everyone
>>703183946
Army request gtfo
>>703184082
you were gone for like half an hour
>>703184172
aww did it seem longer to you?
i just took a nap, which are best if not longer than 30 min
if you avoid getting into REM sleep you avoid the tiredness after
>>703183879
Why not?
>>703183859
I don't understand what do you mean.
>>703183825
You're a masoichist
>>703184277
I do work as a cook and ride a motorbike as a main form of transport. Even during winter. Wouldn't surprise me.
>>703184266
it seemed short to be honest. i dont know how all that sleep stuff works
>>703184277
because then i would eat chen. that wouldnt be good
>>703183859
You're a cute
<HARMONICA>
WELL SHE MOVED DOWN HERE AT THE AGE OF EIGHTEEN
SHE BLEW THE BOYS AWAY, WAS MORE THAN THEYD SEEN
>>703184475
as i explained, its better if its short
i can sit here and explain it but meh
not sure if you are interested
>>703184545
hey kneesocks
how did open mic go?
I have a question for all you faggots. What do these threads fulfill in your lives? What do you neckbeard dmentmanlookingass faggots feel like you achieve when you claim a "waifu"? Do you feel proud and speciel when you act like fucking 8 y/o inbeciles who fight over what's theirs when you "claim" a drawn fucking character as your wife, knowing that drawn character 1. Is not real 2. If it was real, wouldn't even want to be your wife because of how fucking creepy you are? Seriously, GET A LIFE FAGS. Wtf is wrong with /b/ these days...
>>703184666
If they were real they would be my wife because arranged marriages
>>703184629
I think Im going to perform next week
>>703184803
>>703183960
Ya, but I'd need money first before I think about moving.
>>703184082
That was quick.
>>703184277
I just looked at that now. What the fuck autocorrect. I tried to say "I've come to the conclusion that their dicks are incorrect"
>>703184501
Nou!
>>703184803
>>703184868
i thought you went yesterday
perhaps i was just too tired and messed up sorry
>not really that hard
>>703185204
>>703184266
>i just took a nap, which are best if not longer than 30 min
>if you avoid getting into REM sleep you avoid the tiredness after
>>703185204
I know that.
>>703184629
i mean unless we have something better to talk about
>>703185204
Oh.
I get it now.
>>703184475
Then, have a sandwich with cheese.
>>703184447
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQmxuRuLXyI
>>703185246
My point still stands. I honestly just thought you went to get food or something.
>>703185255
Plus, as hot as it gets here, AZ is way worse.
>>703185204
You're the cute!
>Damn its time to go already
>Bye cutie!
>Koume
>>703185459
Nou! Later!
Flame Leviathan still kicks all kind of your ass. Holy damn. Level 100 and 600k DPS isnt enough.
>>703185702
Lewd
>>703185702
...where did my image end up?
>>703185321
well if you sleep for much longer than 30 min your brain starts getting into the dream state, called REM sleep
if this happens and you wake up during this all, you are just more tired than you were after falling asleep
when you sleep for 8 hours or more you dont have this tiredness anymore because your brain then has had enough rest.
>>703185448
i dont know how long it takes for you to grab a snack but 30 min is about a walk to the train station
>>703185702
>>703186002
fucking kek
>>703184666
It's okay, you'll find a waifu one day son
>>703185886
>>703186002
>>703186434
Its a boss in Ulduar, a lvl 80 raid. Deals increasing damage and has 170 mil HP. I got to 800% damage increase before I died first time. Abused the machines the second time luke you're supposed to.
And Makoto got an image swap.
>>703186110
Not a snack. Actual food. Like, cook something.
Really, where did it go?
>>703186434
Rory's talking about a boss in Ulduar, a raid in WoW.
>>703185446
that sounds good but chen crawled in it
>>703186110
ive slept for 8 and still feel tired though
>>703186781
How much does it take to kill a boss at that level?
I mean, I know it depends on how many people you have in your group, I guess.
>>703186795
Is that bad?
>>703186789
Why do you have lewds.
>>703186932
well im not sure how clean chen is and even then its food.
>>703186932
Its a low level raid. I can solo it with no problem.
>>703186932
I don't. It was an image swap.
>>703187027
She takes care of herself, you know?
>>703187117
Dis you read the books? I heard that they are pretty intresting, or the story is.
>>703187147
>where did my image end up?
Maybe someone posted it in a porn thread.
>>703186789
at 2 pm?
not my style tbh
you said it, image swap. happened to me a couple of times as well
>>703186795
that is probably because your sleep schedule is garbage
>>703187307
The story is great. The many stories are great. This bug is just annoying though.
>constantly in combat
>cant loot algalon the raid destroyer
>>703187307
Well it's the cutest image in that thread then.
>>703187391
Why not? I just eat whenever I'm hungry. Except the last few days. Although odds are Ima eat good when I get home with the weight of needing to get the loan off my shoulders.
>>703187307
yeah but i mean im going to eat it.
>>703187391
ouch. i think its fine
morning everyone.
>>703187754
Its evening.....
>>703187849
No, it's not
>>703187667
i try to keep a decent schedule, when i have school it keeps my sanity and i need to do homework
this is why i try to eat at normals times
>>703187691
im sorry, it was a joke
in bad taste perhaps
>>703187754
morning you cutie
wanna play something?
>>703188570
no its true im just messing with you a little
>>703188570
You have no school today or what?
>>703188880
ah i see, man irony is hard to read.
>>703188570
Honestly, my eat whenever habit is probably what made my metabolism so insanely high.
Oh well. Can't really complain I guess.
>>703189072
its friday mother fucker i have weekend
my classes are done at 11 then.
so if you wanna im down
>>703189120
i am not sure thats the cause of that, some people just have a high metabolism.
we are just a lucky bunch. I did get a lot healthier with my food though, it just feels kinda better instead of eating junkfood all the time
>>703189084
thats ok i love those phone pics like that
>>703189394
i prefer this version but yea they are great
it looks like the same artist
Mako claimed.
>>703190241
Hello Mako
>>703189257
I e heard it does help promote a high one if you eat a constant small stream of food rather than medium meals at points in the day.
I want to eat healthier, but...not much time in my schedules to really do so.
>>703189673
Yeah i had a folder somewhere cant find it
>>703190326
Hey, seems I showed up late.
Gas the kikes
>>703190672
Yes! What he said!
>>703190437
It could be I don't really know tbh
Sounds pretty logical actually
Well you can start with eating fruit instead of chips or other shit like that
>>703190462
Oh sucks you seem to be losing a lot
You're kinda forgetful eh?
Hope you find them though
Bake, I want to post
-Noose Guy
>>703185246
Oh no, I did go yesterday.
Next week is another open mic that Ill play...maybe
Kneesocks
>>703191062
yeah thats fair. especially with days im the worst at those
>>703191848
>>703191848
>>703191848
New thread
