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LISTEN UP FUCKERS!

Get your hands out of your arses and bring me

4 dubs
3 trips and 2 quads!!

Any fucking questions?

NOW MOVE YOUR FUCKING ARSES!!!!!!
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dubs coming up chef!
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I'll be be there in 30m with the trips
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>>703185123
THATS OVERCOOKED


Fuck mee....
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>>703185242
get it on the bloody stove then
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>>703184988
>>703185277
So far op has rolled 2 of 4 dubs, thanks op
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Y-yes chef, I have it right here!
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Coming right up chef
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I'm working hard chef
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>>703184988
Gordon Ramsey you fuck
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>>703185593
>>703185651
THATS FUCKING RAW AND GOING NOWHERE BUT THE BIN
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Yes Chef!!!
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>>703184988
yes chef
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>>703185791
I'm sorry chef, I truly am a french pig
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CHECK EM
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Dubs coming in hot chef!
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2 scallops chef!
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i cock good dubs
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Yed Chef
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fuck you gordon i quit
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>>703184988
YES CHEF
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D-did I do good Gordan-senpai?
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Here's your trips sir
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OP is faggot
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I aint no bitch
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>>703185804
>>703185825
>>703185882
>>703185890
>>703185898
>>703185918
>>703185928
>>703185929

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS DISGUSTING MESS

fuck me
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>>703186150
sorry chef!
is are these dubs better?
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>>703185123
>>703185378
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>>703186150
It's me chef, your waifu, just make the meal yourself and I'll give you sum fucc
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>>703186150
meme man yeller
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i dont know what is happening but check em
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>>703186009
Thats FUCKING OVERCOOKED! are you trying to set the place on fire?
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>>703185882
Kek
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YES CHEF
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>>703186388
CHEF THERE ARE DUBS RIGHT THERE!!
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>>703184988
Can you repeat that, chef?
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How has chef managed to get all the dubs?
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Chef can I have your babies?
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Roll
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>>703184988
>>703185277
>>703186388
DO I HAVE TO DO EVERYTHING AROUND HERE
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>>703184988
quads get
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Cheff quads on the way
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>>703186677
yes chef, we have all the dubs, here are the trips
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>>703186677
sure looks like it chef, that's all 4 dubs
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Top kek
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>>703186677
We do what we can
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>>703186677

EXCUSE YOU CHEF YOU FUCKING NIGGER I GOT YOU YOUR BLOODY DUBS CUNTFUCK

>>703186577
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Quads on the way
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>>703186886
Reroll
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>>703186886

P-palis are an acceptable substitute, right chef?
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check mah trips
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>>703186991

>undercooked
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>>703186966
Rereroll
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>>703184988
>expects two quads in one thread
Kys
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>>703186773
THATS STILL SO FRESH IT CAN GO LIVE WITH ITS UNCLE IN BEL AIR
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>>703184988
I made this all by myself :D
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>>703187039
Rerereroll
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yes sir
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Chef i do my best
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>>703184988
ill get quads chef
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Quads Quads Quads Quads
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>>703187105
Rerererereroll
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>>703187066
kek
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Walking with dubs Chef
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cmon guys, chef Ramsey had to make TWO of his own dubs tonight. that's pathetic.
this is the worst kitchen I've been in.
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Hey boss, will these do?
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>>703186845
WHAT DO YOU WANT A FUCKING APPLAUSE NOW GET ME THOSE TRIPS
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Don't worry, I'm a robot, I can do it
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Trips me Deez Gordon
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Yes chef!
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Trips ready
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>>703187084
ITS A DISGRACE
>>703187105
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS
>>703187148
RIGHT IN THE BIN
>>703187235
COME ON GET A GRIP
>>703187247
ARE YOU EVEN TRYING
>>703187295
>>703187306
>>703187357
>>703187381
IS IT REALLY THAT FUCKING COMPLICATED?
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>>703187645
Yes.
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>>703187645
No Chef
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Trips Chef as ordered.
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>>703187645
IS THIS GOOD ENOUGH CHEF?!
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>>703187867
YOU USED SO MUCH GARLIC HBO HAD TO CANCEL TRUE BLOOD
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Here are dubs chef!
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>>703188194
Sorry chef! Here are some dubs while I redo those trips.
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Trips walking chef!
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>>703187645

Can I haz cheezburger?
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Here you go chef
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aaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A
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Drop the bouillabaisse
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Fuck you chef. Heres some trips I picked up from the food truck down the street.
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aaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A
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>>703189449

Great job faggot, it's already expired.
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>>703189503
you ain no takin ma dubs lil boy
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OH GOD WE'RE TRYING HAVE MERCY
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>>703189578
FUCK
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>>703189626
FUU
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>>703189654
2SOON
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>>703189677
2LATE
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>>703189677

TOO MANY FUCKING DUBS THIS DISH IS RUINED

CHEF ISN'T GOING TO BE HAPPY
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>>703184988
Right on chef.
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Trips for you chef
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this is now my masters thread
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:v
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ayy
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Here's your trips chef. You fuckin cuck.
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>>703189999
what the fuck

WHAT THE FUCK
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>>703186776
undercooked!
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>>703189999
Noice quads lol
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>>703189999

Omaigosh
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>>703189999
THAT'S A QUAD U TWAT
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>>703189999

Haha... I accidentally quads.

You're still a cuck, chef.
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trips
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e
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>>703190534
is your name jake or sarah?
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Bubs
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Is this to your liking chef?
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>>703192077
Butter toast is served
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Trips!
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>>703187244
Checked
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roll
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>>703184988
>bring me
Fuck You, get em yourself
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>>703184988
OH SHEITE
BEAST T READ EVO R!
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>>703184988
>>703185277
>>703186677

CHEF, MY LORD

TEACH ME
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trips fom the north and the south coming cheff!
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>>703193251
>251
>Read it backwards
>Swap the 2 and the 5
FUCKING MAJIC
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Dubs coming right up chef!
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Looking to whip up a nice batch
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>>703184988
Yes, here are that thing u wanted
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>>703184988
well ogk YES CHEF
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>>703189999
THATS IT FUCKERS
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>>703195093
Goddammit CHEF I accidentally Seriously made this
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WHERE ARE THOSE TRIPS

GUESTS ARE STARVING

GET YOUR FUCKING SHIT TOGETHER
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>>703196054
yes chef, trips will be ready in 2 minutes
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Look at me. Im the chef now
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>>703196653
YOU JUST RUINED THE BEST PART OF THE MEAT

GET OUT
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HERES YOUR DUB CHEF
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How do I cook?
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Right away chef...
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It's too hot in the kitchen, I can't focus on my dish, Chef!
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>>703196872
THATS UNDERCOOKED
>>703196961
AN ABSOLUTE DISGRACE
>>703197132
THATS SO BLACK THE COPS ARRESTED IT

COME ON, HITLER KNEW HOW TO USE AN OVEN BETTER THAN YOU
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It's coming.
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checkem
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easy food
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Trips are finally ready chef
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Gordon Ramsay sucks.. Along with quality, quantity is important in restaurant business. This cuck always makes 1 of a kind products and takes a hour. FUCK HIMYM.
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heres what you ordered im taking a shit break
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H E C C
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Your trips chef
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here, now shut up
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>>703184988
BRINGING THEM NOW CHEF!
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im sorry chef here they are
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Quads are done chef
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check em chef
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Roast dick
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>>703199738
>>703199639
>>703199615
>>703199505
>>703199410
>>703199320
GET THAT BACK ON THE STOVE ITS RAW
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Here you go chef
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here chef
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fuck you chef Im out
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>>703184988
Gonna throw these singles in the oven
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walking trips chef
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Suck my cock chef.
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>>703184988
no
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trips chef!
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I can't cook :(
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Rolling
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one boiled egg coming up
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>>703184988
here you rancid swine
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>>703200115
>>703200206
>>703200386
>>703200484
>>703200505
>>703200634
ARE YOU EVEN TRYING, WE CANT SERVE ANY OF THIS
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>>703184988
DUBS, CHEF!
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i dropped the fucking pasta again.
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I cant make trips
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>>703189999
OVERCOOKED FAGGOT
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I'm an idiot sandwich
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>>703203299
Ayy I got dubs
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>>703202231
GOD WHY

UNBELIEVABLE

DEEP FRY YOURSELF - THAT WILL MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER
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yes chef!
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>>703203585
ALL THESE QUESTIONS, JUST COOK ME SOME FUCKING TRIPS

....fuck me senseless
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33
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yes cheff trips it is
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>>703203999
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ok, here they are
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.
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>>703204111
get
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quads ready in two chef
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here chef
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>>703204333
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chef go fuck yourself
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>>703203957
>>703204165
>>703204352
COME BACK HERE WITH THAT GARBAGE, YOU'RE NOT FUCKING SERVING THAT
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chef i'm starting to lose it, i don't know if i can handle it anymore. i don't know if i can deliver but i wil try
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Have you seen chef? Its pretty good
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Will this do chef?
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fuck off and die Gordon
I'm done with your shit
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roollo
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>>703203889

We're out of quads chef. Sysco called and said they're on backorder
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Fuck off faggot watch me
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>>703204813
THAT LOOKS LIKE DOG SHIT AND I WONT TASTE IT. TOSS IT AND TRY AGAIN
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>>703184988
Rolling for you, chef!
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>>703205045
I'm a fucking failure
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Got this shit chef
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dubs here
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get
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sorry i only know how to cook singles
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CHEF, PLEASE, I'M TRYING SO HARD AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Master chef rolling
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posting in got tier thread
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here's your trips chef.
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>>703203585
Another set of quads and we still need those trips. LETS FUCKING GET
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>>703205554
I could almost taste it
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Getting the trips out of the oven now chef.
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>>703205554
phuck
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>>703205631
Sorry chef. I burned the trips.
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>>703205554
trips coming up
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Putting the sauce on the trips chef. Will be ready shortly!
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HOW CAN ALL THE TRIPS BE RAAAWWW!!!!
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trips almost ready
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>>703205802
I don't think it's ready yet
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>>703184988
THE BASS IS FUCKING RAW!
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/
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>>703205882
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>>703184988
Trips done chef Ramsey!
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>>703205683
But i have my batch of quads coming up now.
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999
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>>703205904
Fucking pitiful. I'm not worthy.
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>>703205944
Sorry chef. Half of my quads are undercooked.
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>>703205990
God damnit
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>>703205999
But my fried trips turned out ok.
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THIS IS A BLOODY DISGRACE, GET IT TOGETHER
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111
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>>703205999
Good trips though. Keep up the work and let's get the last set of quads so we can go the fuck home.
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>>703206095
No
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roll bitch
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>>703184988
checked the 88 and rollerino for hitler chef
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quads mother fucker
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>>703206131
Ok. Getting a fresh batch of quads in the oven,
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quaaads
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333
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>>703206312
Quads aren't quite done. Just a bit longer
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niggers
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rollerino
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>>703206418
Can someone check on those quads for me?
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quads coming right up!
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>>703184988
>sits on apps and watches shit get real

yes chef!
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Taking quads out of the blast chiller now chef
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so many singles
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>>703206553
Needs a couple more minutes chef
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>>703206074
THAT WASN'T SO DIFFICULT
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what are you fucking gay?
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>>703206590
I think they're ready now!
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>>703206612
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>>703206632
NOW
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>>703206505
Fuck fine. I'll check on the quads.
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I gotchu chef. Finna cook sum reel gud trip checkin mah nigga
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>>703206643
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>>703206671
They fucking burned. Thanks assholes.
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>>703206665
FUUCK
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Ready cheff
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>>703206665
How could this be...twice in a thread.
>I'm now monitoring
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Quads out of fucking nowhere
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I got your quads right here chef.
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throw some more in the damn oven..
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Quints up Dick eaters
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cabbage
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roll
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I like kfc
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g
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>>703206981
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Are quints ok?
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ALLAHU AKBAR
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chef i took a massive shit inside the oven
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Look at me chef I did a big poo in the oven
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>>703207123
OU SHIT A SUICIDE BOMBER EVERYONE IN THE STUDION GET ON THE GROUD ASAP
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Am i making this right Chef?
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>>703207181
>>703207240
Oven shitting hivemind
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Goddam this is still going? You fuckers are taking forever to get through this servix.
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>>703207403
Because we got a massive faggot for a head chef
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>>703206665
was on my tounge
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>>703206741
I'm making a comeback!
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Don't worry Chef! My butter hasn't melted ye... sorry Chef!
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>>703206632
>>703206665
>>703206671
>>703206729
>>703206815
>>703207005
WHAT A DISGRACE!

FIRST YOU TAKE IT OUT TOO BLOODY EARLY, THEN OVERCOOK IT

TRY AGAIN
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>>703207750
Maybe not
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your trips chef
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>>703207935
now
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How's my quads Chef?
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I got you Chef
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>>703207980
shit
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more trips on there way Chef
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Do I look drunk Chef? Thought so huh!
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U still wanted some trips?
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>>703207980
THEY ARE JUST LIKE YOU, FAT AND GREASY AS FUCK
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Spicy quad-balls on there way Chef!
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Have a finger
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>>703208385
Needs more salt!
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>>703208564
Oh no!
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Almost finished chef
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Just about there
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A sample sir?
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Get
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Please lord let it be done
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Quads?
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It's time.
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I'm tired of your shit chef I quit
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Quadrupling production
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>>703208859
>>703208921
I CANT BELIEVE IT

CUSTOMERS ARE STARVING TO DEATH OUT THERE.

FOCUS GODDAMMIT
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It's a slow cooked one it is
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>>703209221
off by one
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What's left on the order chef. Alot of shit dishes to sift through
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check em chef
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>>703184988
Got your quads right here chef!!!
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May I be excused chef all this undercooked food food gave me the runs
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