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Waifu claiming thread.

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>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>No one is going to take you seriously if you don't post your waifu
>Naps are a GOOD idea
>Insult others with vigor
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>Refrain from being lewd
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
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still here
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We suicide?
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Not dead either
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>tell her I hate being tall
>normal shit really howcome
>doesnt match my personality
>she says Ill like it when my wife is shorter and says something else I dont remember
no no my love you where supposed to say I feel the same way I hate being short and that all she wanted was to be a toughter girl gahhh my love why
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>>703192140
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Well, a qt guy sat next to me in in my Biomed class and I was to autistic to even introduce myself...

>>703192140
RIP dude

>>703192137
So my assassins failed!
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>>703192401
You cannot kill that which is already dead
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>>703192401
wait does that mean she doesnt like me? casue of the wife thing what am I doing anyway she says I should be tall im going crazy make it all stop
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>>703192523
I thought you weren't dead yet?

>>703192584
Who were you talking to?

I was mostly saying about how you didn't want to be tall
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>>703192719
the girl who is interested in me why cant she be taller why should I try she even im trying to hint that im sub how do I do it
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Well. Shotposters going full ham.
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Hi guys
What's up?
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>>703192719
I am both, not just the one!
>my logic contains no flaws
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>>703192932
I dont see any shit poster ma`am. Just some friends and me.
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>>703192842
First, do you share any interests? Maybe anime or a class?

Try asking her to study together or something.

>>703192932
Why wouldn't they?

>>703193026
I think Fran will just help me make you completely alive, then I'll murder you
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>>703193136
Oh no, my flawless logic had a flaw!
Lord, why?
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>>703193136
well im wondering if I should move on as the level of height difference is to much. and I lied and said I dont like anime casue she doesnt she likes sports so I said I like sports
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SPAMMER SHOULD BE DAMNED
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>>703193446
yeah, fuck that guy. making it hard to enjoy my daily posting.
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>>703193286
No logic can be perfect my friend

>>703193300
You fucked up man

Do you actually like sports?
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>>703193586
fucked up? how I did well makeing her like me and no sports suck
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Why do people bother spamming these threads, it's pretty obvious they won't go away
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>>703193696
I just enjoy posting my folder.
thats it.
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>>703193696
Na man, noose guy is pretty chill.
Keeps the thread bumped too
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>>703193696
They're just HANGING around :D
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>>703193649
But you lied, she likes who she thinks you are, which isn't exactly you

I'd suggest coming clean and saying you don't really like sports, or if she is super qt, trying to like sports.

>>703193790
It's really not that hard to find her
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>>703193796
that was a nice pun.
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>>703193849
but you gotta lie to get her and then revial it all later when she is locked in
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>>703193696
It seems to be unable to be helped.
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>>703193952
Then she will just leave

People don't like being lied to
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I for one welcome our noose supplying overlords
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>>703193952
esdeath friend i dont think thats a good idea. what if some told you they were dom but when it came down to it they were sub?
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>>703193902
If I had a Carlos picture I'd have used that instead, sadly I do not though.
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>>703194123
hello there friend, Im glad to have you.
>>703194139
its ok, everyone will understand.
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>>703193849
Nope, shes all technicolor and shit
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>>703194209
sorry, forgot the pic.
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>>703194119
sigh but the hot ones dont like anime and vidya I am a pathological liar so im going to slip up at some point

>>703194133
ohhhhh Id be out ok I get it but I still need her
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>>703193952
Do you still have that sexual identity ocd? what is it again? The only reason i ask is it sounds like your set on womenz.

also how you doing?
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>>703194333
If you have to lie to someone for them to like you, you're already screwed
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>>703194493
>sexual ocd
that sounds pretty dumb.
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Well, time to go

>>703194123
Nah, Im planing on a swan dive 17 stories down

>>703194267
Yeah

>>703194333
Find an average girl who does like anime!

Or introduce her to the world of anime
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>>703192285

Just imagine that Esdeath can always be just one of the normal posters, pretending to be autistic, but he actually is.
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>>703194556
Can an average woman come to love anime?I suspect that they will just insult it…
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>>703194727
>average woman loving anime
yeah, good luck with that. no way a roastie can do that.
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The best waifu.
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>>703194493
it pops back in every no and again but is much better. I see clear atm and know I am straight.

>>703194528
uhhu most people blow it off like you but its a thng ocd can attack anything

>>703194509
not if I truly love them

>>703194556
I might I have 4 hour break so im going to look for a better love

>>703194605
why does everyone keep calling me autistic?
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>>703194954
no, when she finds out you've been lying, she'll likely leave

and she'll find out
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Friendly reminder that he showed his friend this and was proud of what he did
>stop replying to him
>its the attention he wants
>you stupid fucks
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>>703195123
We know he's shitposting, but it's fun to see how far he'll take it
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I can't figure out what's happening on this thread now,plz summarize what are discussed and tell me,guys
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>>703195123
what is this shit? I aint reading that, too long.
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>>703195060
gahh love has so many rules

>>703195123
yes the attention of course you can think whatever you like kek >>703195263 yes its all trolling...
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>>703194123

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jK2JkFzJwkw

I'm not sure wheter you'll like it or not, but I'm just showing it to you.
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>>703195299
He got the smell of a mutual friend who happens to be a girl on his hand after stalking her and jacked to it.
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>>703195403
what? I mean, I guess at least he`s a nice guy, maybe?
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Lost my fucking golden grenade launcher for a golden crossbow, grinded so hard to get it back with no success.

Damn.

Also other Taiga anon is absent, claiming.
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How slow this thread is!post more
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im bad at multi tasking
i will try to look at thread more
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>>703196102
sure, Im trying to help
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>>703196147
Hello what did you do with this thread opened too
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>>703196363
i am trying to get into csgo
im really bad but i want to play with friends so i am doing my best
what you doing?
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>Claim and sleep
Night /waifu/
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>>703195523
No. Hes a confirmed sociopath.
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>>703196584
night night qt
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>>703195347
Sounds interesting. Different to what I normally listen to but Ill give it a fairer listen when I dont have to be up in 6 hours for work
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>>703196592
thats a shame. he seemed like a nice dude. maybe he`s just shy.
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>>703195403
why is everyone so hung up on that
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>>703196584

Bye.

>>703196713

Oh, good luck.
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>>703196792
>hung
I like that.
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>>703196472
I see I prepare to sleep
>>703196584
Good night
I think the clerk uniform in 765 pro is too excellent and sensational to work there without thinking of the clerk,especially Kotori-san
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>>703196776
No. Hes really just a 20 year old serial killer waiting to happen if he doesn't realise that his therapist is wrong and he should immediately get a new one. Just as a start.
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>>703196792
you are on early
>>703196859
oh okay
night then
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>>703196825
I guess he knows the ropes.
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>>703196776
im not confirmed yet and im a nice guy to people I like

>>703196890
im on break my friend
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>>703196972
oh okay
you doing okay?
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>>703196972
Thats an utterly changing thing though. You may meet them irl and find out they are nothing like on thread because they dont have a screen yo protect them or what others think of them.
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Claiming Felix

Woke up about 10 minutes ago
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>>703196867
umm I dont what to say anymore. I just want to be nice. eveyone deserves a chance in my opinion.
>>703196901
thats another good pun.
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>>703196890
well to prepare something is not always to do actually it,lol
I still mean to keep on waking
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>>703197118
He has had several. Every time he digs himself deeper.
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>>703197126
i guess thats true, i just thought you meant you were leaving
anything planned for the upcomming weekend?
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>>703197225
but I`ve just met him. I want to belive in him.
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>>703197118
>>703197225
>>703196867

Who cares?
He just lacks attention.
By talking about him, you're giving it to him.
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>>703197107
>they dont have a screen yo protect them or what others think of them.
>yo
What this yo means
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>>703197333
Trips says that you can. But he wont change because he believes he is normal. He paid his shrink to tell him so.
>stalking
>catching and killing squirrels
>alienating friends
All not normal.
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>>703197371
Use yo imagination
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>Quick lyric post
It’s a long way back it’s a long way back
And nobody wants to see you
And it’s a lonely day when they'll make you pay
And I can’t stop it when you want to

And it’s lonely life
You’ve wasted everyone you wanted
If you call my name in the middle of the night
That’s the best way of putting up a fight
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>>703197282
>anything planned for the upcomming weekend?
No I don't have such things
In my land it is 0:30 now so it's time I slept,right?
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>>703197349
Im being honest about him. See how Im not giving him the attention. Just laying down all his shit.
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>Person who texted me as a wrong number yesterday texted me again this morning
>Assumed they had the wrong number
>They said they "want to get to know me"
>Asked if I liked guys or girls
Am I about to be Chris Hansoned?
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>>703197583

He does it for attention.
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>>703197558
ah sucks, just be a neet then i guess?
well if you want to, not gonna stop you
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>>703197700
cont
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>>703197462
>killing squirrels
what
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>>703197701
Direct attention. Im not acknowledging him. Im not praising him. Im not directly addressing him. Im not interacting with him.
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>>703197700
Tell them to fuck off, and that 2D > 3D
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>>703197761
I am legit spooked mang.
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>>703197700
Get to know him he might be a qt
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>>703197740
Well,it's true that I am just gonna do nothing,but I'm not a neet…
If I was I would already be in bed
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>>703198046

>using emoticons

Just block that human trash.
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>>703198080
not a neet? you are doing something wrong my friend
>>703198046
just go through with it
everyone needs a good dicking from time to time
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>>703198002
Lol, if they go towards that way, I will. And it seems they are.

>>703198057
B-But...

>>703198176
Can one block texts these days?
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>>703198376

>everyone needs a good dicking from time to time

That's just you, Yuno.
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>>703198176
why is using emoticons bad?
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>>703198465
giving them is fine too
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>>703198046
sounds like a person with problems. might be a nice guy though, so you can hook up if you want to.
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>>703198420

Manage your blocked phone numbers and contacts

To see the phone numbers and contacts that you've blocked from Phone, FaceTime, or Messages:


Messages
Go to Settings > Messages > Blocked.
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>>703198376
>something wrong
W,w,what!?wrong!?What do you mean by that!?I got worried!
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>>703198046
Passed first semester of my course. Halfway to being a certified music person guy.
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>>703198676
What kind of music guy?
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>>703198670
you have weekend and nothing to do
and you are not spending it behind your PC with all the blinds closed watching anime or gaming
do i need to spell it out for you?
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>>703198376
I don't wanna!

>>703198566
I dunno, I've got enough on my plate as is man. I won't outright be a dick, but I'm a bit skeptical here.

>>703198639
Huh...well fuck. I'll have to use this feature at some point. Thanks Chen.

>>703198676
Nice.

>Asking my gender now
This sucker is legit doin me a frighten.
>And they screwed up my attempt at sleep
If I'm not asleep soon, I'm going to stay up all night, I can tell.
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>>703199279
i knew it was you for some reason
>hence the dicking part
dont worry it will be fine, if you dont want to continue then stop but if you are interested in the real stuff who cares nothing really scary that can happen its only your phone number
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>>703199279
you know, dont go for it if you dont feel comfortable with it dude. I wont say I know this from experience but going out with a random who just messed up the phone number is a bit risky if you ask me.
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sorry just got another girls number

>>703197349
>yes give me all the yous

im not smart enough to make this shit up
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>>703198986
That's a good question. I'd prefer production, but any kind of audio engineering job opportunities offered will be taken up straight away.

As for genres, I'm trying a few different options. I'm not confident in the creative aspect yet.

What's up?
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>>703199506
whoops forgot the pic, sorry.
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>>703199279

Don't worry about it.
Just don't get trolled, it just may be someone who wanna fucks with your feelings.

>chen
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>>703199870
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