Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No oversexualised content
>chain lurk pics
>No RP/ERP, go be a faggot elsewhere
>Naps good idea
>Being an Elitist in the /waifu/ Community is like winning a gold medal in the special Olympics. You're still retarded.
>Most importantly, Remember to get enough sleep!
Thank you, I guess, but I was just wondering why my name came up out of nowhere.
yea but, then you dont have to rely on other people
plus its not that annoyin, just relaxing pretty much
maybe its because public transport is super good in the netherlands
mandatory cc claim
does your waifu have a wallpaper pic (or more than one)?
if so post it (or your favourite)
then your both exiles.
I'm not marrying anyone.
Yes, but why am I still getting hate?
Just kidding. It's pretty obvious why.
You're marrying me whether you like it or not
I'm not very good at picking favourites but right now I would say this.
Do you want to marry me awell, CC ?
That's not right. I should have my word in this.
Surely you'd trust a shrine maiden like me~
It is. America has one of the WORST public transit systems for places that aren't local. It's like this, in the time it would take you to go from the Netherlands to Poland, is about the time it would take me to go from here to LA by public transport.
what does that have to do with anything?
kek well that kinda sucks, is it atleast sort of comfortable? i mean who cares how long it takes as long as you can just sit around nicely
Nothing goyi- I mean, wonderful shrine goer! Would you care to make a donation?
Ya. But also pricey. $200 or so. There's a reason no one uses it unless you're rich.
im having a rough day
what about yourself?
Morning. What's up?
Pew pew pew gadda gadda gadda vrooom vrooom
zoom zoom vreeeeeeeeeeeeew baddabaddabadda KABOOM!
That's not how it works.
>Just kidding. It's pretty obvious why.
I think you missed this part. I was just joking.
I'm not good in relationships.
it feels like a trap, but you are nice
how much would i need to donate?
jesus christ thats fucking insane
kek well then just have to wait for your bike
>I was just joking.
I see, you were just being ironic.
>I'm not good in relationships.
What makes you say that? You're not terrible either.
Anything you can spare~
A ride really would be best, so that way my dad can also have a look at it.
>Brb, going home.
see you later
i have some spare money if i remember rigtht, its been stored for quite a long time
>feels like something is in eye
>try to pick it out, there was an eyelash, but it was on the opposite side of where the feeling was
>rinse my eye with water
>they burn like fuck
My eye is better now though
I'm tired as fuck. Was awake pratically for 15 hours, mostly being around excruciatingly loud noises and part of it being really active. And I still have shit to do today.
Read the reply above this one. You?
Do you're homework and get to bed now.
yea i remember you telling me you had a pretty busy weekend
15 hours is long, perhaps take a nap before you have to do the shit?
Am I? Who knows, I just don't like internet relationships.
I told my friend that he should that strain bumblebee.
It made me talk in song quotes all night
you seemed pretty high, are you hitting me with another weird saying or?
why not? no time or you cant
I like it when you force me into duo bruiser bot.
Nope, had a good night sleep though.
Shit usually puts me to sleep, but I kept up listening to music and talking to you guys
it was pretty funny but yea not a logical word came out of you
so no coffee needed today?
Once there was this kid who
Got into an accident and couldn't come to school
But when he finally came back
His hair had turned from black into bright white
He said that it was from when
The cars had smashed him so hard
Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm
Once there was this girl who
Wouldn't go and change with the girls in the change room
But when they finally made her
They saw birthmarks all over her body
She couldn't quite explain it
They'd always just been there
Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm
Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm
But both the girl and boy were glad
'Cause one kid had it worse than that
'Cause then there was this boy whose
Parents made him come directly home right after school
And when they went to their church
They shook and lurched all over the church floor
He couldn't quite explain it
They'd always just gone there
Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm
Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm
Whatcha up to this morning Chen?
Definitely coffee needed today, I woke up two hours later than normal.
I remember it being the best idea in the world to talk to you all, solely in song lyrics.
Im not sure how it was responded
I wouldn't do it if you didn't like being forced.
Not to much, besides drinking coffe.
What are you up to?
>I think the Bronco2 was running a bit hot there
Might have to check the radiator later today after its cooled off, see if there's enough water/anti freeze in it.
>good thing they have beds over there
Not much. Thinking of finally just going for this damn car already. You?
Quite the same actually, drinking coffee and pluckin on my bass too
You need therapy
Still my number two on my team, next to Scizor on doubles
heh, you will be.
>went into shower
>im sorry my love
How nice of you. Now you should buy and abuse Vayne, if you do I will gladly support you any day.
Did you make any progress on KnK?
fuck windows 8 man
then go make some you dummy, already had mine
yea it was pretty weird, everyone was kinda like eh?
hows the weather there? that might have some cause
oh that sucks, but if you are busy can you really sleep?
still sick or all better now?
do you wish to insult the no. 1 pokemon? :^)
It's a Doll!
>Would have added you at work last night
>Was waiting for friends reinstall to finish before getting on
>It never finished
I'll add ya when I wake up, providing I have reasonable time to do so.
It's a cold morning, otherwise I'd assume that as well. It probably just needs a little top off on water and oil.
Which Fran are you?
Pretty good song from them, if not the best from that album. The video is also very well made.
Your bass? You have a band?
Can I name your band?
How was your shower?
Registered for college, starting tomorrow.
Moved into dorms fine, already used 50GB of internet in the past week lmao.
Besides that, just cooking some chicken and getting ready to sleep in a few hours.
What car? What's stopping you?
Yo doll, how've you been?
>explain that reference
I'll consider it if you beg.
I do have Vayne, maybe we'll try it out tonight.
And no, not yet, haven't had the time. You've finished it all already, right?
you are up early
went to the fair yesterday?
oh right its only morning there
yea that could be it. sometimes you need to let the engine roar out a bit after a drive, at least thats with my car but that may have a different reason
I'm sorry about misinforming you yesterday, turns out my NA username is "9ll96"
I feel like an idiot.
yeah. i did not. im doing ok. want to play something?
Jesus Karen, how much porn are you downloading?!
A 1988 Supra Mk3.
Distance, and money. But mostly distance. Although money is also a big player. Call it 60/40.
It might also be that I pushed it to speeds a car like that has ABSOLUTELY no business being at.
>Was taking freeway bridge curves at 85 mph and even felt my driver side tires starting to feel light
>Very well could have rolled if I had to turn any harder or if I was going any faster
>Was hitting 105 mph during down sloped freeway parts, 80-90 mph on the uphill
All good, I saw that yesterday when I got to work and was gunna add. But ya, friend and such.
Guns with six senses.
Feeling all good now. Nothing much, just listening to music at the minute. Yourself?
Bitch it might be. What's up Makoto.
Been pretty good, just got over a cold and I'm looking to distract myself with something. All ready for classes then?
that works i guess
how long are your breaks? 20-30 min naps are optimal
thats good to hear, at least got the popcorn?
yea sure what you wanna play?
damn thats pretty hard i dont exactly know how much but 60 mph = 100 kmu so i can kinda guess
why did you push your car so hard?
same for me
really feeling eminem right now
also downloading some good yuno pics
no they brought bake funnel cake so thats ok too. LoL sounds fine. i dont mind the server
>I was thinking of u
What has gotten into you, Uta?
Guns that sign breasts
I had a look for some new pics too, only got 6 but it's better than nothing.
Only might?! The Doll I knew would be more certain than that!
Not much, car thoughts, might save up to $1k, then take a loan out for it. Use the $1k for registration back payments, and then just try to burn that loan off in 3 months.
What's your highest tier ship? I'm curious.
>Those Garde panels
Because I'm a speed demon who has a severe addiction. Remember, this is the guy that took his motorcycle up to 160 mph after having it for half a week.
Oh Im deep in my cup right now.
Had food too!
I dont smoke much, kind of affects me wierd.
Ill just stick with vodka
Oh my no! Shes still on my team of six out of however many it is we have now.
Id say thats still pretty fair.
Especially on a bug centric team
Oh no, I just play for whoever needs a line.
What pray tell would you have named it?
>What has gotten into you, Uta?
nah im just flirting with you
Downloading until the hard drive is full and nobody can stop me.
Blegh, are you on the road to figuring it out though?
Ah shame to hear about that, and yeah I'm ready. Mondays are going to be hard but the rest is alright.
I don't have any writing tools or whatever but I'll figure that out when I can, kek. I don't have a choice now.
Sounds fun, but that will have to wait until we have some more privacy.
I don't remember you ever playing her, any reason in specific or you just didn't feel like playing her yet?
I haven't watched the last 2 episodes. I'm terribly slow with this.
me neither tbh so
i will let you decide
im lucky my waifu is so popular, a lot of great art of her
>the manga has some good stuff as well
that is some chill ass music i like it
i think you mispelled semen...
nah but really that shit isnt smart, you realise how vurnerable you are on a nike right?
going 160mph is almost suicide
good, what are you eating?
seems like a good idea, however weed is really not that bad for you compared to shit like vodka
Tier IV Myogi is my best ship.
>the panels are my favorites
Well, I guess that's fair.
What's your favorite bug poke?
>What pray tell would you have named it?
I dunno. Something nice for you and your friends.
What's your favorite song that you ever played on your bass?
You never flirted with me until now, that's why I'm confused.
You know I hate hugboxing.
Here is a song.
Hey weebs! you know that there is a real life? where you can meet REAL ppl so you can stop fapping to your waifags? Did you know that you guys will never ever have sex with a real girl :o? isn't that amazing?I mean you must be proud to be here and claim your waifags! enjoy! At least you can find friends that are just as autistic as you here ^-^
Exactly what I would say.
Except for the emoticons, you pretty much nailed it.
Whops. Forgot there is a bigger resolution of that pic
Hm hm, alright then.
I don't like marksmen, it's not my thing, the health is too low and if you fuck up you're dead. Caitlyn is my favourite because the range is pretty safe and she has the net.
Jarvan ADC for life.
Hm hm, I still haven't finished the fourth yet.
RIP data cap.
Hopefully, it really depends on a lot of factors.
And I do. I'm safer at those speeds. Nobody can hit me if they're all behind me!
Plus, I only do it when the freeway is empty. AKA: Sunday morning going home.
>BB from Nip line
WELCOME TO SUFFERING, ENJOY YOUR BONGO!
i didn't know if you would reciprocate well.
here's another song
I mean cmon
Wich normal person without autism would write that?
Thats just pure cringe
at least this weeb has a good music taste
But still I can't get a roll on you guys.Whats so good living without a girlfirend in a basement..thats..sad..
Well, that's just pure rood
I am scared of what is to come ;--;
Seems like you've been chilling on Gorillaz this whole day. I remember that you've shared me two songs from them earlier, aswell.
What do you mean by that?
For how long have you feeling like this about me, CC?
All these smugs are scaring me though.
That's also why I dislike the role. Every single player is important but late game ADCs are the most valued pieces in the game, even though they can be gibbed fairly easy when alone or in poor positions. It's just too much responsibility for me.
>I still haven't finished the fourth yet
You started watching it and stopped midways? But that's against the rules!
I've been watching about 1 episode per week even though I've been loving them. That's how slow I am.
Galil claim!How's everyone doing today?
>Whats so good living without a girlfirend
rhetorical question right?
and i have a pretty functional life,
im on tour rn.
thanks for complementing my music taste,
but im not a weeb because i know that trying to be japanese is fucking stupid.
im fond of their animation and how they treat it as a medium equal/above live action.
but i also love german horror movies, and english comedy.
eh, i probably went on for too long
you sure it was me?
i haven't been in here all day.
then again, that's my day, not your day (time zones)
two days after we started talking to each over
possibly before that but i was unaware
A homemade egg white delight
Eggwhites and ham on an english muffin
My tolerance is better on vodka though. I drink that shit for weeks on end.
Ive pry gotten high like five times.
Scizor! I fell in love with Scyther and his evolution was judt p p p perfect!
Under the bridge by the peppers.
I had to do it on the spot for this cutie!
Holds a comfy spot in my heart, even if it was undoubtedly a trashy atempt
well....I want to as well
Are you sure that I would be sure?
Ah okay then, how much are you thinking of taking out?
Well it's all good now anyway. Soon as you get over Monday you'll be set. Do you know what your first class is about?
Kek, you don't need that shit, just try and remember it and then panic when you can't.
Mine got upstaged by herself, more Maria art comes out than hers it seems.
Yeah they're a good band for chilling too.
Scizor is really awesome! I really hope he gets put into pokken tournament as DLC.
(how did they not put him in on release?!)
well thats ok too...living sucks anyways
Thats sad change that
> trying to be japanese is fucking stupid
>but i also love german horror movies, and english comedy.
Glad since i german I like you now.
Ugh, I know right?
Id kill to have him, hes got the perfect build for a fighting game
we have a few germans in here,
and german kinda the spoiler text of this place,
so don't feel restrained by the english language
Not even close bb
Yep yep, it's a bit annoying how hard you get punished for mistakes, it's a role for a player better than me.
But with a support like you I don't mind. Meme dream team.
I didn't start it yet, just didn't finish it either. Did you start around the same time I did?
I'm probably going to binge 4 and 5 next weekend, won't be bothered during the week. Tomorrow is going to be a hilarious clusterfuck.
Hm, distance and money only? or something else?
Yep, accounting class, my favourite actually. Then more business classes.
On sundays and thursdays I just have english and philosophy which are usually pretty easy.
that's usually my go-to attitude on most things.
No but imo that is kinda akward if you would be 25+ cant say how old you are tho so ...
>we have a few germans in here,
and german kinda the spoiler text of this place,
so don't feel restrained by the english language
I'm pretty sure it was you.
You had your trip on.
>two days after we started talking to each over
Is it after we've shared music in your pokemon thread?
>Red Hot Chili Peppers
Oh, I used to like them a lot in my teens.
Used to rock that shit. A pretty good choice, I must say.
I'll take it.
Galil is a fox, not a cat.
Galil is designed by a Jew and made by Israeli Military Industries, bso yes.
>Galil is designed by a Jew and made by Israeli Military Industries, so yes.
>best fox claim
It's always nice clubbing two unaware snipers in their stupid faces
Honestly, abuse your range and you'll be fine. But once stuff starts getting within 9-10km of you, you're gunna want them dead fast. Otherwise you're in for a good dicking.
$2,100. Just enough for the car, and I'd use any of my own money for registration and such.
Distance is about a 2-3 hour drive away. Money is about $2,100.
Galil is perfect, I don't care if she's Jewish
Best fox is already claimed, sorry.
huh, short term memory hates me.
>Is it after we've shared music in your pokemon thread?
Yeah, she was a pretty chill chick to play it on acoustic
I usually do outlaw country and punk rock
Oh shit, its disc guy, I thought your pass ran out?
What have you been up to today?
I think you mean three.
Respectable, but still ew.
Shit, you got that kind on you?
Yo dude, how's it going?
it ran out lmao. hi.
chen :3~ uwuwwuwuwuwuw *lewd noises*
shitty as usual. and ya?
All these Homus and barely any of them is spookied. Maybe I should fight the smugs with smugs.
>it's a role for a player better than me
I disagree, I think it just requires different qualities than what you have. Or maybe you're underestimating yourself, I don't think you're a bad ADC at all. You sucked in that last Jhin game though
>Did you start around the same time I did?
I just realized I've been watching it even slower than I thought. I watched the first movie on 24 June. Welp.
Maybe I should put an end to this as soon as I can.
>I'm probably going to binge 4 and 5
Enjoy the ride, 5 is an amazing movie, it's not terribly pretentious but the plot is involving and there's also some neat action sequences, as well as interesting new characters.
>Tomorrow is going to be a hilarious clusterfuck.
What's waiting for you tomorrow?
I'm doing alright, what's got you down?
>You sucked in that last Jhin game though
more is always better, but there was only two
seems they thought no one would climb the water tower and turn their faces into mush
Well at least you're starting on a high note then. I couldn't stand English classes when I had to have them.
I'm the other side, I trnd to be chill to a fault about things.
How can you be sure?
Ah that's fair, don't want to be crushed under debt abd all.
Ayy it's you.