Waifu claiming thread. >Claim your Waifu/Husbando >No
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Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
>>702513293
memes
Hearty kek.
>>702513083
>cinnamon rolls
Cool.
>>702513293
>>702512585
Because you're a Doll!
Yep. Getting my bike fixed this week too! So, much hype! Well, my red one anyways.
>>702512143
Nope. See that post, I'd grab a loan for it.
>>702513246
mandatory cc claim
>>702513293
that's right
Claiming Felix
Ohayo team
Xenovia claimeroni
>best fox is here
Mornin'
>>702513402
whiny ass bitch
>>702512010
Hmm. I understand.
How is your tour going?
>>702512073
Is nice to sing to your girl, I guess.
It gets the pussy wet.
>>702512217
How's the emo tumblr boi doing today?
Still doing the same thing we used to do 7 years ago, I see.
You hipster.
Did you got yourself a haircut?
>>702513246
can someone please explain what you get out of this? I see these threads a lot and I just don't get it. However, not a lot of people understand my fascination with making 10SO propaganda so i assume this is just harmless fun.
Fucking finally.
>>702513419
Hey Felix
>>702513434
Best fox is already here though.
>>702513487
We just talk back and forth.
>>702513487
Its just a animu circlejerk
claimed :^)
>>702512133
Just ate some chicken that I'm regretting.
My burner ran out of gas right as they were about to be done, they looked and smelled really good so I ate them anyway.
Besides that just chilling and probably going to go watch some anime with someone.
>>702512300
I think Karen would win a smug war just out of variety.
I just like an adc who can take a hit, you know? Like Jarvan :^)
Don't rush it, I think. otherwise it'll be like forcing yourself to enjoy them, might take the magic away. But you already like them so I guess not.
Tomorrow is a 7 hour day of my least favourite subjects besides accounting. I don't have my books or any writing tools whatsoever because I registered right before the weekend and didn't get my books in time, it's going to be fun answering the same question for four classes.
>Where were you the past week?
>>702512585
English is pretty easy because most arabs have decent speech but their writing is equivalent to a highschooler's, the teachers have low expectations and grade high, kek.
Yeah I get what you mean. I just panic inside intensely.
>>702512460
I blame the lag.
>>702513487
Conversation. Circlejerk.
>>702513567
You could have done it yourself, kike.
>>702513481
yer i got it family. i look like a pure faggot now smh
>>702513434
You fucking whiny ass bitch. If you wanted a god-damned thread you could've made one your self
>>702513567
Shut the fuck up you pussy. You could've made one yourself you autist
>>702513633
>you could've done it yourself
So much fucking this
>>702513567
>>702513592
so once you claim your waifu it's just a way to socialize while remaining anonymous?
>>702513481
pretty good,
its growing boring.
gonna get my hair trimmed now.
ill be back in about 10-20 mins
>>702513567
>better version
>>702513440
Mornin'
>>702513481
Go away edgelord. Nobody wants your cringe around here
>>702513679
I remember 8 years ago at that meeting when you pretended to be a girl and in fact, you were a boy with the longest hair in the universe.
Good times.
>>702513757
Why, though? You should let that shit grow.
>>702513481
Ah, she was the singer.
It was her show, Im just the backup is all.
A glorified tamborine as it were
>>702513487
People being friendly to eachother, shits cash yo
Kneesocks primed and ready for verbal combat
>>702513753
Yes
>>702513753
Pretty much.
>>702513851
What's shit about your life?
>>702513567
Hey Galil-chan. What's up?
>>702513633
I know, but I'm lazy.
>>702513744
See above
>>702513753
Yeah mostly
>>702513758
Oi.
No.
>>702513567
It's easy to think you're great when you're a rip-off of something that is
>>702513758
>3dpd
>>702513878
>>702513973
that's pretty cool. I like this type of thing.
>>702513969
that's what's up homie. thanks for letting me know
>>702513890
I wanna kill myself, be right back.
>>702514022
Future, people around me, me being a total retard.
>>702514113
>Oi.
yes.
>3dpd
?
claimed
>>702514215
Do not.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_5sMBK4RI1s
Here is some music.
>>702513969
Did you had a crush on her?
>>702514334
The banter they chuck is prime.
still here
Back from an absolutely brutal league game.
c l a i m e d
Have you guys ever felt like your existence means literally nothing. We are just a speck in the cycle known as life. Hell, mankind is just a gear in the machine that is life. We do not matter. As soon as we die we rot in the ground.
I feel I have no purpose in this world
>>702514662
No fucking shit faggot.
>>702513633
>I think Karen would win a smug war just out of variety.
We fight variety by limiting ourselves to only x pics. But I'm not looking to pick up a fight with you, master.
>I just like an adc who can take a hit, you know? Like Jarvan :^)
What about ADCs with good positioning tools, like Ez? And what do you think of taking your Fiora into the botlane?
>Don't rush it, I think. otherwise it'll be like forcing yourself to enjoy them
But I am enjoying them, rushing is exactly what I should do, I'm just so lazy that I can't even sit back for two hours looking at the screen.
>7 hour day of my least favourite subjects
And what are those? I'm sorry for that, but I know you will push through it, my Arabian prince.
>You could have done it yourself
I don't want to risk getting banana anymore.
Anyway I will 'force' myself to watch KnK6, laters.
>>702514572
Hey S-Mug, what's up?
>>702514662
You matter to me
>>702514595
Maybe you should git gud fuccboi
>>702514777
playing some games
Claimed.
>>702514662
>ever felt like your existence means literally nothing.
This is me everyday.
Doll claimed, and off to play league, later.
>>702513633
>Smug war
>Smug Karen 21
You've already bested me, I've only got one.
>
Oh you mean like actual writing and stuff? Thought you meant you were reviewing books or something.
Ah so it's a free pass then? Fair enough kek.
Yeah I feel you, that tends to set in after the thing worth panicking over passes for me.
>>702514354
That's basically snipers
they're adorable
>>702514390
>denying fact
leave it to a kike
>>702514662
listen buddy. This is my first waifu claiming thread but everything is connected. You affect me and your surroundings. Plus there are worse things than nothing. does it bother you that you don't have a purpose?
>>702514777
u wot m8 im mlg esports pro 1v1 me nao!!!1!11!!!
>>702514113
Fair enough, jew. Just don't complain about what you aren't bothered to change.
>>702514215
I can relate with the retard part, what's wrong with your future though?
Claimed
>>702514390
>You're waifu a shit.
Cuz its a real girl hmm?
right you can just get anime pussy ! Be happy !
>>702515080
That's a male.
>>702515155
Nope
>>702515155
We can see that.
>>702514843
Hello stranger
>>702514871
What games?
>>702514873
Hello
>>702514934
>Mad because his waifu can't fire 11 bullets a second from a 65 round magazine.
>>702515011
I'll quick scope you with my Galatz biotch.
>>702515043
Hey Rem
>>702515041
I live in the US, what else would I do?
>>702515080
That looks like a man
You aren't fucking him/her
Galil a best
>>702515220
There's 3 genders four genders even 5five5
>>702514408
Nice, this tune is low key excellent af.
I'm stuck in shoegaze/noise pop right now tho. Listening to My Bloody Valentine all the time, shit's lit as fuck though it's weird that "Loveless" from MBV is considered as the album that made up shoegaze as global thing.
Got the whole Loveless on my HDD, all the tunes are 320 kbps quality so it gud af. I may buy vinyl in the future though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l9-NOIalUYU
>>702514662
Wow, no shit sherlock. We are here to achive something in our life, to make our dreams real, to literally spend good time.
we can as well try to change something globally and be known as someone important or something.
there's a lot of things you can do and better do them while you can.
>>702515041
I don't think I will achive what I want in future. I may only hope.
>>702515220
>those pupils
>im fuckin diamonds
>>702515311
>You aren't fucking him/her
yet , i not desire anime pussy !
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gk5NEvvfl_Y
>>702515399
heh
>>702515080
>>702515220
>>702515155
>That's a male.
Probably a Felix.
>>702515496
This is some SERIOUS FUCKING HERESY
>>702515571
>>702515311
>>702515155
You guys seem to have lost the line between reality and animu.You cant even say what a girl is and a boy because your brainfucked from all those shota-traps n stuff. kek!
>>702515571
Yeah but anime trap and real trap are a world of difference. At least Felix looks like a girl unlike the troglodite he's posting.
>>702515386
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qj1ErN7tn9A
I've been trying this album out, is pretty enjoyable, even if it is a bit repetitive.
Well, I'm glad you're enjoying it on a good quality.
Aren't you going to any college?
>>702515736
Nice dark circles around the eyes does 'she' come with bleach for my eyes?
>>702515736
She's like 13, fam
I can tell by looking, no need to pat her crotch. Plus she doesn't have a tail.
>*tips fedora*
>>702514898
kek, next time then. Enjoy your game.
>>702514354
Yep, thanks for that, I will hopefully.
>>702514775
Hm hm, you better not be.
Actually Ezreal might be a thing I should try. But if you don't trust the J4 why the Fiora? kek, might be something to try as well though. This is why you're the smart one in the relationship, homuchan.
And no I feel you about that, I get a little restless too, gotta do something while watching it or chat with someone.
Just things involving math and lots of writing and memorizing. Also wew.
Seeya later, pet.
>>702515496
>Trying to seduce me with you *holds up spork* tier maymay grill
Nigga please
>>702515571
Felix is such a qt
She isn't though
>>702515736
Spooky fucking skeltal right there.
>>702515736
How have you been? Haven't seen you in thread for a while
>>702515758
You are a complete retarded weeaboo scumshit tbh tbh senpai baka.
>>702515796
Haha no, it's my last year in high school then I'm free to go. Idk what I'm gonna do though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygGw_zo_W8A
>>702515918
Just got that
>>702515311
>anime is a rip off of kancolle
>gun is a rip off of AK-74
>foxgirl to tick more boxes
there's nothing to be jealous of
>>702515496
>cuck confirmed
>>702516062
I'd rather live in fantasy than be in a relationship with that kind of being. L M A O
>>702516004
>Nigga please
>I'm black
weeb trash
>>702515918
She's 16 .
>Plus she doesn't have a tail.
You're trash
>>702515864
At least shes real.Not like those waifags!
>>702516032
I wasn't here for monhts.Just because those threads are annyoing to me
>How have you been?
I'm alright i guess..
>>702516223
>cuck confirmed
>Didnt send her anything form amazon
>cuck
pick one fag
>>702515311
Go out and buy a mcdouble for a homeless person.
>>702515386
What is it that you want?
>>702514190
Ye, one of the like three places on this board
>>702514408
Na, just helped her out on stage.
She was new, scared and Im a pretty fast learner
>>702514572
Yo tomoko
>>702514662
Eh, yeah.
The little meaning we hold in this world is what we percieve it to be. I pretend that what I do has deeper meaning than it really does.
Damn, now Im all sad
>>702516062
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0xINZ7zMtaI
Do whatever you like, or go and do some college that will bring you money. Is your obligation to not be ignorant and take interest in this kind of stuff.
>>702516343
Yeah thread does get to you don't it? Are you really alright?
>>702516223
>Upotte came out long before Kancolle
>Improvement of is not the same thing as ripoff of
>Foxes a best
>>702516355
There's no homeless people here
>>702516343
Saying "Nigga please" has nothing to do with your race.
>>702516613
What are you some kind of pussy?
Go burn a house down, make some people homeless.
>>702516251
lmao holy shit.
absolute madman.
just get a gf and don't complain.
real traps can look good too but i hate them honestly just because of hrt and their behaviour and mental retardation.
>>702516355
big shit family.
pharmacy or medicine job.
>>702516495
Possibly, if my grades gonna be good.
Schierke claimed
>>702516595
>Yeah thread does get to you don't it?
guess..
>Are you really alright?
Nah
>>702516613
>Saying "Nigga please" has nothing to do with your race.
>Nigga
If you say something like this your either 12-14 or you are a black 17-40 yr old anime thug
>>702516722
You in college right now? What's stopping you from getting the medicine job? Not studying enough? I'm not judging I'm in the same boat.
>>702516343
Don't be silly, heretic
>>702516834
Kek
Le crippling depression?
>>702516062
>>702516722
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GiMekaKhDnQ
Or, I think you will enjoy this one better?
You just need to focus, then. Just quit losing your time on discord with fags, you might regret it.
>>702516420
I understand.
Being a fast learner is a really good thing that might help you in many sitiations.
>>702516722
nah id fuck it up instantly and then kms. Being normal obviously isnt for me, so i only try to be normal so people arent uncomfortable around me.
>>702516871
no family, i'm in high school still, my last year (4 years) and if i pass it then i'm gone.
>>702516995
maybe, but i like these people tho. and yer that's some good music. i'm stuck on MBV tho.
>>702516927
Nah man ana hit me kek otherwise everything is ok
>>702516896
>Don't be silly, heretic
you're the one whos silly , trash
>>702516719
I'd rather not commit a felony, that would make me unable to own guns.
>>702516834
I'm just a meme machine m8
My waifu
>>702516995
Yup, sure helps when I play.
Usually takes a couple bars and then Ive got a pretty good line going
>>702517114
do it family do it, also record the suicide, might as well do it sooner or later.
>>702517141
Good to hear fam. Lol
Hello /waifu/,
I am Megumin; Arch Wizard of the Crimson Demons, Grand Cutie of Konosuba, and granter of wishes. You each may have one wish.
>>702517263
Wannabe moogs detected
End yourself
>>702517410
can you read motherfucker?
i have no reason to kms, trying to get a girl would give me that reason, so i don't bother
>>702517115
Gone? In a good way? Your future is a little better if you do, yes?
>>702517263
How many pictures of Galil do you have?
>>702517494
>3d
no
>>702517494
Let me out of here fam, give me death.
claiming Mira
>>702517494
i wanna noose here and now in my room.
>>702517561
i meant, get a girlfriend, get more suicidal then kys.
>>702517575
idk if it will be better if i won't pass with good grades. i'm bad at making decisions.
>>702517494
World Peace
Yet another crushing defeat. I get 0 kills 8 deaths 1 assist, how did my team screw up so bad?! This is why team games are rough...
>>702517115
>I like these people
Yes, but responsability is knocking at your door.
You need to choice between fun and the adult life that you'll be facing in a year.
>>702517321
You have a bright future, don't you?
>>702517494
I wish I had 100 wishes
>>702517553
I don't even know who moogs is
>>702517575
Only 66, she doesn't get much art.
>>702517780
>0 kills 8 deaths 1 assist
>Team screwed up
I think its you that's shit
>>702517815
i can as well low key kill myself after this year hhaha
>>702517494
give me reason, cus i dont wanna leave
and i wonder, if i need reason why
slide away~
I was hoping a WWI shooter would have less automatic weapons
oh well
>>702517909
Get some drugs and relax, man.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bEBzmrDbJ-I
>>702517676
Do you like me better in this form?
>>702517762
Granted, the noose is made of twizzlers
>>702517678
Granted, you die and get reincarnated as a sapling
>>702517883
Granted, but all of your wishes are for 100 wishes
perhaps i ignored a lot of people last thread im sorry
anyways im back so whats up everyone?
>>702517883
>not knowing the memelord Mugi
Wow what a newfag
I'm glad 23.jpg no longer stops by.
>>702517780
They are nobs.
>>702517752
Did you change from something else?
>>702517779
Hey there <3
@702518186
Kys
>>702517981
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OcHkrp-_u3U
>>702518183
>>702518186
this
this cant be coincedence
>>702517494
Oh great megumin, mother of all waifus, give me time so i can watch your anime.
>>702518186
Well, fuck me sideways.
>>702518022
i might get some alcohol.
>>702518025
thank family.
>>702518183
>>702518186
Nice feet and coincedence family.
>>702517815
Dont know, I wanna be a leader.
Im just scared that there wont be much to lead when Im old enough
>>702518025
I want you to love me. My only wish
>>702518025
I kinda don't want to be a tree though, how about something else?
>>702518144
>glorifying the meme kid
>>702517762
Hm, hopefully you'll figure it out eventually.
>>702513890
back,
same shit different day, a lot of people want koi and stars.
nah, the ends fall off so i get it trimmed
>>702518009
Its an alternate history, they could have put a fucking lightning M4 in if they wanted to.
Also, all those guns existed at the time so...
>>702518144
I've only been here for 2 months.
>>702518025
So I have infinite wishes?
>>702518412
Cute
>>702518025
Yes
>>702518183
I'm actually still here fgt
>>702518186
nice feet
>>702513246
Claimed
>>702518475
hopefully. i'm a lazy faggot so eh. we will see how it will go.
NEET moogs reporting
>>702518593
>not Boxxy
y tho
>>702518481
it takes away from the feel of it,
it'll still be medics with automatic rifles and anti-tank with smgs dominating everything
>>702518692
what happend to ITgi?
>>702518478
Welcome back, CC.
I understand. I think autumn is my favorite season.
Not too cold, not too hot, is pretty perfect for a hoodie and some coffe outside.
>>702518402
If you're scared, you should do some other back up plans besides this one. I think you should just follow your dreams, but is hard for a city rock band to become popular.
>>702518393
Sure, enjoy yourself.
>i'm bad at making decisions
That's why you're here.
>>702518650
Yeah dude, you got a name I can call you by next time you're here? I wanna know how it turns out for you.
>>702518793
lmao nice one. it was fun to circlejerk some years ago. i shouldn't tbh come back to that.
>>702518782
Fired, familiar
>>702518890
call me futa or tewi, i always post vinyl records/singles/LPs here to spam/flood the threads for killing my time. sometimes (like now) i may just simply talk with people and post tewi inaba as my avatarfag.
>>702518924
rip
>>702519020
>>702519020
IS THAT HIM? IS THAT REALLY HIM?
>>702518793
What, leader of a band?
Lord no.
Im in college for accounting. I just play bass as a hobby!
I want to lead people. Like a head of board of directors of something.
I just dont know how the world will be in a few years. ESPECIALLY in America
>>702516420
what are the other two?
>>702518481
>
>>702518693
>Implying rallying the entire team to bayonet charge won't be the most OP thing
>>702518793
Fall is definitely the best
>>702519079
Lead America in the war on communism
I need to get drunk and die.
>>702519468
Amatsu.
>>702518909
>i shouldn't tbh come back to that.
You really should not, I mean, think about it.
You'll grow up of it, eventually, and what would remain? Just some things you did on the internet that'll be forgotten.
Is not worth at all in my opinion. You should just quit slacking off and get serious on that stuff.
Is better to lose one year of fun and live your whole life having fun than losing one year having fun, but having your whole life working your ass off for some bread and regreting that you weren't serious about high school.
>>702519079
Oh, that's what you meant?
You wanna be a real leader? I tought you were still talking about the band stuff.
You should just become Hitler of America, that way you'll conquer everything and you'll be seen as a real leader by everyone.
>>702519268
Indeed, it is.
>>702519468
Not really.
Lain claimed
>>702519468
Amatsu no
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdwJ0lUtN8M
>>702519521
smh family, but still the best people are from the internet and i can try my best to focus on school and also be in contact with my friends from the internet. idk if i will manage to do that tho but i can as well try.
>>702519468
same.
btw what should i listen to now. i have more but i'm focused on these three.
>>702518793
i do love autumn.
halloween is my favourite occasion.
always fun to scare kids away from your place and get cheep sweets.
wuu2?
>>702519514
>>702519667
Idk who that is Im just nobody important
>>702519154
Hmm, meant it more of a throwaway phrases but lets see...
Baw threads are pretty nice, really comfy people there.
And then theres the folks on the draw threads. Theyre alright people
>>702519268
>>702519521
I dont know about THAT.
I might want WANT to be the leader of a rebellion, but I feel its more of a romantic fantasy than anything
I just dont know if others would be with me in my ideals
>>702520067
An alcoholic snownigger
>>702520095
yeah i like coloring in the shit on draw threads even though all i have is paint. shit can be fun sometimes. I gotta give it up to those people in the feel threads. wish i could liven their spirits. what other threads do you enjoy?
QOTT:What are you doing this labor day weekend?
>>702519848
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Pp9DC56hh8
I dunno, this is a nice album to listen while getting drunk.
But, I guess Syro if you specifically want one album from the list you posted.
>>702519894
Listening to music, killing myself by smoking and drinking coffe. Just taking my time, I guess.
>>702520095
I'm fine with everything.
I'm pretty passive, so feel free to conquer the world.
>>702519848
>>702520408
trying and crying
>>702519369
You have my attention with filename
>>702514572
tell me goodnight. i also have a splinter in my finger and it's driving me insane.
>>702520408
being a neet before college starts
>>702520436
>deathconsciousness
Eathmover is always killing me inside smh family.
I may try syro, it's weird tho.
>>702520441
Nice, I don't really dig their newest release tbh.
I may also listen to Ride - Nowhere.
>>702520295
Honestly thats about it on this board.
My ylyls are on gif
Im a tripfag over on fa
Mlp actually has some talented green fags
Diy is a pretty cool place too
Cgl is so goddamn comfy
Honestly Im never in one place, I roam from board to board.
>>702520408
Working, ironically
>>702520436
Ha, the world.
I wish.
I may be somewhat charismatic, but Im not even close to Hitler and he got stomped the fuck out.
I think my future is in local government tbh
>>702520717
I personally think it's their best record. Nowhere is great as well, although the only album from Ride I listened so far.
>>702520529
>That filename
Oh~
>>702520584
Hey Tsun Yun.
That's not that bad.
>>702520827
>Working on a holiday weekend
Damn son.
>>702520436
what you smoking?
and what music you chillin to?
>>702521057
Yup. Is what it is.
>>702521057
yea its pretty great, i just need to finish mirai nikki real quick, need it to get me ready for the early mornings comming up
what you gonna do?
>>702519716
Really nice.
You been alright?
>>702520574
night
ANOTHER DEFEAT!?
1 kill 8 deaths and 1 assist and my team still manages to screw me over... I think I've gotta stop playing team games and rely on my own skill to win.
>>702521008
Oh noice, you should listen to the compilated "smile" from Ride and studio album "Going Blank Again" if you want to hear the same vibes like from "Nowhere".
Also Slowdive "just for a day" for proper shoegaze, but I'm guessing you've already heard it.
>>702521285
thats pretty shit quality
perhaps this is better?
>>702520827
word I'll check that shit out. I've been coming here off and on for like 12 years but rarely stray from /b/ and /mu/
>>702521285
Probably fish all day.And eat kebabs.I fucking removing them with my mouth, they taste so good.
>Galil
