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>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No oversexualised content
>discuss/insult
>chain lurk pics
>No RP/ERP, go be a faggot elsewhere
>Naps good idea
>Being an Elitist in the /waifu/ Community is like winning a gold medal in the special Olympics. You're still retarded.
>Most importantly, Remember to get enough sleep!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a2bkckwjhdI
>>702502395
Thank you, I guess, but I was just wondering why my name came up out of nowhere.
The other Taiga claimer seemed nice.
C-M'D
How are you all?
>>702501994
>
yea but, then you dont have to rely on other people
plus its not that annoyin, just relaxing pretty much
maybe its because public transport is super good in the netherlands
>>702502482
we were discussing our wedding preparations
>>702502379
mandatory cc claim
QOTT:
does your waifu have a wallpaper pic (or more than one)?
if so post it (or your favourite)
>>702502409
then your both exiles.
>>702502482
See>>702501711
>>702502529
I'm not marrying anyone.
>>702502558
Yes, but why am I still getting hate?
Just kidding. It's pretty obvious why.
>>702502662
Don't ask me, I'm not part of that group.
>>702502662
>I'm not marrying anyone.
oh....
ok then
>>702502554
>>702502662
You're marrying me whether you like it or not
>>702502554
>>702502554
I'm not very good at picking favourites but right now I would say this.
>>702502662
>most hated
>surprised for getting hate
>>702502770
Do you want to marry me awell, CC ?
>>702502841
That's not right. I should have my word in this.
>>702502506
Surely you'd trust a shrine maiden like me~
It is. America has one of the WORST public transit systems for places that aren't local. It's like this, in the time it would take you to go from the Netherlands to Poland, is about the time it would take me to go from here to LA by public transport.
Claiming Felix
>>702503028
i may.
>>702503037
what does that have to do with anything?
kek well that kinda sucks, is it atleast sort of comfortable? i mean who cares how long it takes as long as you can just sit around nicely
>>702503028
too bad
you don't
>>702502841
le sacho
>>702503381
haiya tsuno
>>702502554
>
>>702503082
Best cat
>>702503381
Nothing goyi- I mean, wonderful shrine goer! Would you care to make a donation?
Ya. But also pricey. $200 or so. There's a reason no one uses it unless you're rich.
>>702502501
hey rem,
im having a rough day
what about yourself?
>>702503629
sup gardy
Morning. What's up?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eu1uCWtqouA
>>702503179
Pew pew pew gadda gadda gadda vrooom vrooom
![Syndra [95].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/29Mqp8o.jpg "Syndra [95].jpg")
>>702503759
zoom zoom vreeeeeeeeeeeeew baddabaddabadda KABOOM!
>>702503456
That's not how it works.
>>702503015
>Just kidding. It's pretty obvious why.
I think you missed this part. I was just joking.
>>702503287
I'm not good in relationships.
>>702503720
it feels like a trap, but you are nice
how much would i need to donate?
jesus christ thats fucking insane
kek well then just have to wait for your bike
>>702503948
>I was just joking.
I see, you were just being ironic.
>I'm not good in relationships.
What makes you say that? You're not terrible either.
>>702504040
Anything you can spare~
A ride really would be best, so that way my dad can also have a look at it.
>Brb, going home.
>>702504331
see you later
i have some spare money if i remember rigtht, its been stored for quite a long time
>>702503948
You're too harsh on yourself.
>feels like something is in eye
>try to pick it out, there was an eyelash, but it was on the opposite side of where the feeling was
>rinse my eye with water
>still there
>it's allergies
>use eyedrops
>they burn like fuck
My eye is better now though
Kind of
>>702503745
I'm tired as fuck. Was awake pratically for 15 hours, mostly being around excruciatingly loud noises and part of it being really active. And I still have shit to do today.
>>702503759
Read the reply above this one. You?
>>702503759
Do you're homework and get to bed now.
Where's kujo-san?
>>702505034
>Do you're homework and get to bed now.
>you're homework
Fuck.
>>702504945
yea i remember you telling me you had a pretty busy weekend
15 hours is long, perhaps take a nap before you have to do the shit?
>>702505034
I'll do my you are homework.
>>702504599
Am I? Who knows, I just don't like internet relationships.
I told my friend that he should that strain bumblebee.
It made me talk in song quotes all night
>>702505034
I-Isa-nee...
>>702505242
I can no longer sleep.
>>702505620
Øيبيب
>>702505405
Great story, Kneesock.
>>702505717
Pet
>>702505405
you seemed pretty high, are you hitting me with another weird saying or?
>>702505668
why not? no time or you cant
>>702505801
My ruse!
>>702505820
Purr.
I like it when you force me into duo bruiser bot.
>>702505931
My sock.
>>702505820
HNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGG
>>702505891
Nope, had a good night sleep though.
Shit usually puts me to sleep, but I kept up listening to music and talking to you guys
>>702506145
it was pretty funny but yea not a logical word came out of you
so no coffee needed today?
>>702506066
My cabbages!
Once there was this kid who
Got into an accident and couldn't come to school
But when he finally came back
His hair had turned from black into bright white
He said that it was from when
The cars had smashed him so hard
Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm
Once there was this girl who
Wouldn't go and change with the girls in the change room
But when they finally made her
They saw birthmarks all over her body
She couldn't quite explain it
They'd always just been there
Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm
Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm
But both the girl and boy were glad
'Cause one kid had it worse than that
'Cause then there was this boy whose
Parents made him come directly home right after school
And when they went to their church
They shook and lurched all over the church floor
He couldn't quite explain it
They'd always just gone there
Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm
Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm
Oh oh
Oh oh
>>702506066
Whatcha up to this morning Chen?
>>702506300
Definitely coffee needed today, I woke up two hours later than normal.
I remember it being the best idea in the world to talk to you all, solely in song lyrics.
Im not sure how it was responded
>>702506002
I wouldn't do it if you didn't like being forced.
>>702506081
Ay shino
>>702506349
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tFXIy7OWos
My broccoli.
>>702506592
Not to much, besides drinking coffe.
What are you up to?
>>702504547
Home.
>I think the Bronco2 was running a bit hot there
Might have to check the radiator later today after its cooled off, see if there's enough water/anti freeze in it.
>>702506593
Snackbar?
>>702506712
You know it, what's up?
>>702505891
Both, sadly
>good thing they have beds over there
>>702506764
Not much. Thinking of finally just going for this damn car already. You?
Claiming
>>702506680
Quite the same actually, drinking coffee and pluckin on my bass too
Doll claimed.
Guns for fake necklace.
>>702506349
Franny boy!
>>702506680
You need therapy
https://youtu.be/qLrnkK2YEcE
>>702507122
Guns that hate texas.
here
>>702507127
Still my number two on my team, next to Scizor on doubles
>>702503948
heh, you will be.
>went into shower
>im sorry my love
>>702506593
How nice of you. Now you should buy and abuse Vayne, if you do I will gladly support you any day.
Did you make any progress on KnK?
fuck windows 8 man
>>702506592
then go make some you dummy, already had mine
yea it was pretty weird, everyone was kinda like eh?
>>702506712
hows the weather there? that might have some cause
>>702506770
oh that sucks, but if you are busy can you really sleep?
>>702507122
sup doll
still sick or all better now?
>>702507494
>number two
do you wish to insult the no. 1 pokemon? :^)
>>702507648
morning
>>702507122
It's a Doll!
>>702507127
>Would have added you at work last night
>Was waiting for friends reinstall to finish before getting on
>It never finished
I'll add ya when I wake up, providing I have reasonable time to do so.
>>702507648
It's a cold morning, otherwise I'd assume that as well. It probably just needs a little top off on water and oil.
>>702507155
Which Fran are you?
Pretty good song from them, if not the best from that album. The video is also very well made.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PeLuQ6X2ixI
>>702507066
Your bass? You have a band?
Can I name your band?
>>702507523
Please.
How was your shower?
>>702506959
Registered for college, starting tomorrow.
Moved into dorms fine, already used 50GB of internet in the past week lmao.
Besides that, just cooking some chicken and getting ready to sleep in a few hours.
What car? What's stopping you?
>>702507122
Yo doll, how've you been?
>explain that reference
>>702507558
I'll consider it if you beg.
I do have Vayne, maybe we'll try it out tonight.
And no, not yet, haven't had the time. You've finished it all already, right?
>>702507761
you are up early
went to the fair yesterday?
feeling better?
>>702507789
oh right its only morning there
yea that could be it. sometimes you need to let the engine roar out a bit after a drive, at least thats with my car but that may have a different reason
>>702507821
>please
my mind made that lewd
my shower was good, cuz i was thinking of u
>>702507789
I'm sorry about misinforming you yesterday, turns out my NA username is "9ll96"
I feel like an idiot.
>>702508006
>pic
>>702507648
Only during break time
>>702507945
yeah. i did not. im doing ok. want to play something?
>>702507935
Jesus Karen, how much porn are you downloading?!
A 1988 Supra Mk3.
Distance, and money. But mostly distance. Although money is also a big player. Call it 60/40.
>>702507945
It might also be that I pushed it to speeds a car like that has ABSOLUTELY no business being at.
>Was taking freeway bridge curves at 85 mph and even felt my driver side tires starting to feel light
>Very well could have rolled if I had to turn any harder or if I was going any faster
>Was hitting 105 mph during down sloped freeway parts, 80-90 mph on the uphill
>>702508027
All good, I saw that yesterday when I got to work and was gunna add. But ya, friend and such.
>>702508240
I want to cum on you're waifu's face after she sucks me off
>>702507243
Guns with six senses.
>>702507648
Feeling all good now. Nothing much, just listening to music at the minute. Yourself?
>>702507789
Bitch it might be. What's up Makoto.
>>702507935
Been pretty good, just got over a cold and I'm looking to distract myself with something. All ready for classes then?
>https://youtu.be/og243Dom4Sw
>>702508367
Okay, just making sure~
>>702508432
Guns that make breakfast.
>>702508107
that works i guess
how long are your breaks? 20-30 min naps are optimal
>>702508240
thats good to hear, at least got the popcorn?
yea sure what you wanna play?
>>702508367
damn thats pretty hard i dont exactly know how much but 60 mph = 100 kmu so i can kinda guess
why did you push your car so hard?
>>702508432
same for me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yUh_xRdrTF8
really feeling eminem right now
also downloading some good yuno pics
>
>>702508378
ok
>>702508681
no they brought bake funnel cake so thats ok too. LoL sounds fine. i dont mind the server
>>702508006
>>702508085
>I was thinking of u
What has gotten into you, Uta?
>>702508541
Guns that sign breasts
>>702508681
https://youtu.be/cTjF2_-bneM
I had a look for some new pics too, only got 6 but it's better than nothing.
>>702508432
Only might?! The Doll I knew would be more certain than that!
Not much, car thoughts, might save up to $1k, then take a loan out for it. Use the $1k for registration back payments, and then just try to burn that loan off in 3 months.
>>702508495
What's your highest tier ship? I'm curious.
>Those Garde panels
Always adorable.
>>702508681
Because I'm a speed demon who has a severe addiction. Remember, this is the guy that took his motorcycle up to 160 mph after having it for half a week.
Here we go again!
>>702507648
Oh Im deep in my cup right now.
Had food too!
I dont smoke much, kind of affects me wierd.
Ill just stick with vodka
>>702507673
Oh my no! Shes still on my team of six out of however many it is we have now.
Id say thats still pretty fair.
Especially on a bug centric team
>>702507821
Oh no, I just play for whoever needs a line.
No band.
What pray tell would you have named it?
>>702509204
>What has gotten into you, Uta?
your dick,
nah im just flirting with you
>>702509318
I kinda wanna be more than friends
>>702508367
Downloading until the hard drive is full and nobody can stop me.
Blegh, are you on the road to figuring it out though?
>>702508432
Ah shame to hear about that, and yeah I'm ready. Mondays are going to be hard but the rest is alright.
I don't have any writing tools or whatever but I'll figure that out when I can, kek. I don't have a choice now.
>>702508936
AWWW YISSSSS
>>702507935
Sounds fun, but that will have to wait until we have some more privacy.
I don't remember you ever playing her, any reason in specific or you just didn't feel like playing her yet?
I haven't watched the last 2 episodes. I'm terribly slow with this.
>>702508936
yea sure
me neither tbh so
i will let you decide
>>702509251
im lucky my waifu is so popular, a lot of great art of her
>the manga has some good stuff as well
that is some chill ass music i like it
>>702509267
>speed demon
i think you mispelled semen...
nah but really that shit isnt smart, you realise how vurnerable you are on a nike right?
going 160mph is almost suicide
>>702509375
good, what are you eating?
seems like a good idea, however weed is really not that bad for you compared to shit like vodka
>>702509267
Tier IV Myogi is my best ship.
>the panels are my favorites
>>702509375
Well, I guess that's fair.
>bug centric
What's your favorite bug poke?
Phone file name testing
>>702509795
i did it
>>702509375
>What pray tell would you have named it?
I dunno. Something nice for you and your friends.
What's your favorite song that you ever played on your bass?
>>702509384
You never flirted with me until now, that's why I'm confused.
You know I hate hugboxing.
Here is a song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=poc0O6FsUW8
Hey weebs! you know that there is a real life? where you can meet REAL ppl so you can stop fapping to your waifags? Did you know that you guys will never ever have sex with a real girl :o? isn't that amazing?I mean you must be proud to be here and claim your waifags! enjoy! At least you can find friends that are just as autistic as you here ^-^
>>702509894
Exactly what I would say.
Except for the emoticons, you pretty much nailed it.
>>702509834
Whops. Forgot there is a bigger resolution of that pic
>>702509623
Hm hm, alright then.
I don't like marksmen, it's not my thing, the health is too low and if you fuck up you're dead. Caitlyn is my favourite because the range is pretty safe and she has the net.
Jarvan ADC for life.
Hm hm, I still haven't finished the fourth yet.
>>702509600
RIP data cap.
Hopefully, it really depends on a lot of factors.
>>702509653
Lewd!
And I do. I'm safer at those speeds. Nobody can hit me if they're all behind me!
Plus, I only do it when the freeway is empty. AKA: Sunday morning going home.
>>702509701
>BB from Nip line
WELCOME TO SUFFERING, ENJOY YOUR BONGO!
>>702509834
suppressed feelings.
i didn't know if you would reciprocate well.
nice song,
here's another song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x46GaoCodAQ
>>702510031
I mean cmon
>>702510129
>Lewd!
Wich normal person without autism would write that?
or
>>702509701
>pic
Thats just pure cringe
>>702510255
at least this weeb has a good music taste
But still I can't get a roll on you guys.Whats so good living without a girlfirend in a basement..thats..sad..
ninwiz claim
>>702510425
>what's so good about living?
fixed
>>702510425
Well, that's just pure rood
>>702510129
I am scared of what is to come ;--;
>>702510255
Seems like you've been chilling on Gorillaz this whole day. I remember that you've shared me two songs from them earlier, aswell.
>suppressed feelings.
What do you mean by that?
For how long have you feeling like this about me, CC?
>>702510425
my basement is pretty comfy
>>702510060
All these smugs are scaring me though.
That's also why I dislike the role. Every single player is important but late game ADCs are the most valued pieces in the game, even though they can be gibbed fairly easy when alone or in poor positions. It's just too much responsibility for me.
>I still haven't finished the fourth yet
You started watching it and stopped midways? But that's against the rules!
I've been watching about 1 episode per week even though I've been loving them. That's how slow I am.
Morning everyone.
>>702502554
>
>>702510605
Galil claim!How's everyone doing today?
>>702510697
Oops, I didn't mean to reply to anyone.
>>702510425
>Whats so good living without a girlfirend
rhetorical question right?
and i have a pretty functional life,
im on tour rn.
thanks for complementing my music taste,
but im not a weeb because i know that trying to be japanese is fucking stupid.
im fond of their animation and how they treat it as a medium equal/above live action.
but i also love german horror movies, and english comedy.
eh, i probably went on for too long
>>702510605
you sure it was me?
i haven't been in here all day.
then again, that's my day, not your day (time zones)
uh...
sometime,
like,
uh...
two days after we started talking to each over
possibly before that but i was unaware
>>702509653
A homemade egg white delight
Eggwhites and ham on an english muffin
My tolerance is better on vodka though. I drink that shit for weeks on end.
Ive pry gotten high like five times.
>>702509701
Scizor! I fell in love with Scyther and his evolution was judt p p p perfect!
>>702509834
Under the bridge by the peppers.
I had to do it on the spot for this cutie!
Holds a comfy spot in my heart, even if it was undoubtedly a trashy atempt
>>702509497
well....I want to as well
>>702509267
Are you sure that I would be sure?
Ah okay then, how much are you thinking of taking out?
>>702509600
Well it's all good now anyway. Soon as you get over Monday you'll be set. Do you know what your first class is about?
Kek, you don't need that shit, just try and remember it and then panic when you can't.
>>702509653
Mine got upstaged by herself, more Maria art comes out than hers it seems.
Yeah they're a good band for chilling too.
Trips and you must post lewds
>>702510891
Anon
Can we ERP?
Claimed.
>>702510876
Scizor is really awesome! I really hope he gets put into pokken tournament as DLC.
(how did they not put him in on release?!)
>>702510561
well thats ok too...living sucks anyways
>>702510569
sorry.
>>702510624
Thats sad change that
>>702510842
> trying to be japanese is fucking stupid
thanks
>but i also love german horror movies, and english comedy.
Glad since i german I like you now.
you unique
>>702510891
I'm sorry, you misinterpret.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gM7Hlg75Mlo
>>702511070
Do you not want me to be comfy?
>>702511070
apology accepted :^)
>>702510630
Your's too
I want to cum on you're waifus face after she sucks me off
>>702511064
Ugh, I know right?
Id kill to have him, hes got the perfect build for a fighting game
>>702511070
heh, thanks.
we have a few germans in here,
and german kinda the spoiler text of this place,
so don't feel restrained by the english language
>>702511037
Hey Hank
>>702510907
Not even close bb
>>702511299
Hello Kneesocks
>>702510630
Good.
Yep yep, it's a bit annoying how hard you get punished for mistakes, it's a role for a player better than me.
But with a support like you I don't mind. Meme dream team.
I didn't start it yet, just didn't finish it either. Did you start around the same time I did?
I'm probably going to binge 4 and 5 next weekend, won't be bothered during the week. Tomorrow is going to be a hilarious clusterfuck.
>>702510129
Hm, distance and money only? or something else?
>>702510900
Yep, accounting class, my favourite actually. Then more business classes.
On sundays and thursdays I just have english and philosophy which are usually pretty easy.
>panic
that's usually my go-to attitude on most things.
>>702510658
Morning Laura
>>702511468
Shut up you stupid cat bitch
Apparently you don't even have lewds of your kike slut
>>702511558
>kike
is the cat a jew?
>>702511160
No but imo that is kinda akward if you would be 25+ cant say how old you are tho so ...
>>702511229
!
>>702511372
>we have a few germans in here,
and german kinda the spoiler text of this place,
so don't feel restrained by the english language
Okay !
>>702510842
I'm pretty sure it was you.
You had your trip on.
>two days after we started talking to each over
Is it after we've shared music in your pokemon thread?
>>702510876
>Red Hot Chili Peppers
Oh, I used to like them a lot in my teens.
Used to rock that shit. A pretty good choice, I must say.
>>702510697
I'll take it.
>>702511558
Galil is a fox, not a cat.
Cat<Fox
>>702511644
Galil is designed by a Jew and made by Israeli Military Industries, bso yes.
>>702511764
>Galil is designed by a Jew and made by Israeli Military Industries, so yes.
>best fox claim
It's always nice clubbing two unaware snipers in their stupid faces
>>702510569
Honestly, abuse your range and you'll be fine. But once stuff starts getting within 9-10km of you, you're gunna want them dead fast. Otherwise you're in for a good dicking.
>>702510900
Yes!
$2,100. Just enough for the car, and I'd use any of my own money for registration and such.
>>702511489
Distance is about a 2-3 hour drive away. Money is about $2,100.
>>702511841
Galil is perfect, I don't care if she's Jewish
>>702511912
Best fox is already claimed, sorry.
>>702511763
huh, short term memory hates me.
>Is it after we've shared music in your pokemon thread?
before
>>702511763
Yeah, she was a pretty chill chick to play it on acoustic
I usually do outlaw country and punk rock
>>702512006
Oh shit, its disc guy, I thought your pass ran out?
>>702512006
>>702512039
>>702512079
my bro
>>702511489
What have you been up to today?
>>702511912
>Two.
I think you mean three.
>>702511998
Respectable, but still ew.
>>702511995
Shit, you got that kind on you?
>>702512006
Yo dude, how's it going?
>>702511468
Hi.
Claiming pepper this fine morning
>>702512096
it ran out lmao. hi.
>>702512100
chen :3~ uwuwwuwuwuwuw *lewd noises*
>>702512143
shitty as usual. and ya?
>>702512176
Grill.
>>702511489
All these Homus and barely any of them is spookied. Maybe I should fight the smugs with smugs.
>it's a role for a player better than me
I disagree, I think it just requires different qualities than what you have. Or maybe you're underestimating yourself, I don't think you're a bad ADC at all. You sucked in that last Jhin game though
>Did you start around the same time I did?
I just realized I've been watching it even slower than I thought. I watched the first movie on 24 June. Welp.
Maybe I should put an end to this as soon as I can.
>I'm probably going to binge 4 and 5
Enjoy the ride, 5 is an amazing movie, it's not terribly pretentious but the plot is involving and there's also some neat action sequences, as well as interesting new characters.
>Tomorrow is going to be a hilarious clusterfuck.
What's waiting for you tomorrow?
>>702512217
I'm doing alright, what's got you down?
>>702512300
>You sucked in that last Jhin game though
painful
>>702511998
>best
>jew
pick one
>>702512133
more is always better, but there was only two
seems they thought no one would climb the water tower and turn their faces into mush
>>702512365
I considered reporting you.
>>702512309
life, but i'm used to that tho so i shouldn't care anymore.
>>702511489
Well at least you're starting on a high note then. I couldn't stand English classes when I had to have them.
I'm the other side, I trnd to be chill to a fault about things.
>>702511995
How can you be sure?
Ah that's fair, don't want to be crushed under debt abd all.
>>702512006
Ayy it's you.
Doll
>>702512292
What's up.
My cousins just caught a duck with their bare hands.
>>702512143
Well, your waifu is a bong so, you can't really talk.
>>702512176
How's your day Hank?
>>702512410
>imbinlding
>Galil
>>702512839
It's fine, yourself?
>>702512803
Cieling
Y'all niggas bake the bread already
>>702512882
I just woke up so it's alright so far.Aunt is making cinnamon rolls with chocolate frosting so that's good.
Nice quick bake, good job guys
>Ran
>>702513108
Stop being a whiny bitch
I hunger for bread and Im no baker
