Waifu thread
The rules are very simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>Refrain from posting porn
>Most importantly: Be a faggot
Claimed.
>>701644817
Gunna try and get some sleep? Or just rest your eyes at least?
>>701644923
Biki!
>>701644929
Good with both!
>I would never, I'm simply offering a release from boredom~ :^)
>>701645406
Gotta make it till 5 AM!
>I am not cute.
>most importantly: be a faggot
Already ahead of you
>>701645088
He showed a friend too.
>>701645353
Yes, I understand completely, because you know whats worse then a furry? them fuckin bronies man.
Krystal Slutfu claimed
>>701645417
Maybe i'm totally stupid. Pretty sure that's not the case though.
>>701645525
Yeah this, thanks for posting it. Its horrific. Belongs in a cringe thread.
still here
well im of to bed gnoght people
>>701645525
and now I have no IRL friends thanks for reminding me
>>701645333
pfft natural human need for love is not perverted
>>701645373
ah a correct way of thinking
D.Va
>>701645554
>>701645555
Hello friends
>no life
>Juvia claimed
>>701645504
Gonna rest my eyes for a while when i get off
>>701645554
that's enough internet for me for one night.
>>701645675
G'night man, honestly hope you get the help you need someday.
>>701645675
No, but stealing panties and jerking off to handsmell is fucking perverted.
I'll be out for now everyone, it's been a blast. I'm going to sleep because I have work at Chen's
>>701645675
Take care
>>701645823
Forgot the pic, but this is Tristana
>>701645675
And whose fault is that?
Umi claimed
>>701644501
Yea there is no way they're making it out of there but with James's 7.7 millo they'll make it
>>701644661
Damn sounds like a pretty noisy car, hope that never passes by me
>>701644929
I'd like to become a premium version :^)
It's too late I'm already hurt I thought you were good goy.
I doubt I'd have someone drink with me anytime soon lol. Laziness can be fought but that's a problem for tomorrow's me
>Now why's it gotta be light?
>>701645573
Upon further inspection, i am totally retarded.
Oh well.
>>701645751
Boat?
>>701645744
>>701645787
eh?
>>701645823
Night.
>>701645823
See ya.
>>701645968
Don't worry about it, man, it happens.
Im home now. Goddamn what a day.
>>701645978
the reply pointing to the gets you missed.
Miho claimed
>>701645573
>Hugs
>>701645751
Kitty!
>>701645525
Dear lord, I think I'm done trying to help him.
Mizore lesser claimed
>>701644661
Think of all the drifts, the music blasting, the drifts, the paint job, did I mention the sick drifts?
>>701644929
Sorry Boss :^)
Powerful legs indeed, or say I try to have. Only workout the core and legs honestly. Then you'll do just fine~.
>>701645948
The 7.7 mil will solve any unfinished business
>>701646249
Ahh i JUST realized that, damn that took me a while now I feel retarded...
>>701646094
I swear, i was the only one doing it for a little bit.
...i think...
>>701646253
>
>>701645968
What else?
I had connection problems and i fell asleep
>>701645507
>>701646320
Thank you~
Well, I'm sure yours are more powerful than mine. I just cycle and run, my workouts go towards the core and upper body
>>701645504
Mechanical kinda guy then
>Whatever you say :^)
>>701645948
You can't be premium if you switched, that's the rule :^)
C'mon, I'm not that bad of a dude.. I think
We'll, I drank with Nano, if I can drink with him, then you can drink with anyone kek
>Because we don't need another cowtits
>>701646432
>slurp
>>701646494
Fair enough. Dunno. Numbers seem off and no NS.
But then apparently i'm stupid today.
>>701645764
Hey Juvia.
>>701645765
Good, they're probably just dry for some reason. may also be eye strain.
>>701645948
If i do, I'll be sure to rev it nice and loud, so you get that nice turbo spool sound.
>>701646320
I think you forgot about the sik drifts Maki, c'mon now!
>>701646499
Okay, amateur with both!
imaginary claim
>>701645675
i mean no irl friends atm might be bad but you most likely will make at least make 1 friend within a yr... i hope
>>701646790
Probably one of them
I'm probably gonna stop posting soon, can we just talk on telegram?
Welp, thread is slow and its late, ima take off, later all.
>>701647041
Sure thing Cat~
>>701646320
It's certainly found them some mutants
>>701646499
But I am a premium heretics just watch me :^)
You think!?! oh lord there are more ways to hurt me I take it
Oh that sounds like fun! Noted my chances have increased tenfold
>looks like heavy cruiser it is. time for trigger :^)
>>701646790
you fuckin shit what if I'm sleepin!
Dipping out of thread. Later all
>>701646253
No
>>701646706
The numbers are fine, but thats why i avoided posting yesterday.
>>701647670
who was your previous waifu
Probably not going to sleep but I think I'm leaving thread. Ill be back someday to awkwardly try and fit in.
>>701647670
Then I'll rev even harder!
>>701647930
It was Iowa but I'm actually out now. Later
>>701647922
Ahh yeah the numbers are fine. I really am brain dead tonight.
What's wrong with your NS? On phone or something?
I'm close to falling asleep, might be my last post for tonight, goodbye
>>701646790
Well, I assume you're still more knowledgeable than most people
>>701647670
You'll be my idol :^)
Well.. no there aren't
Unless you're hurt when I say that cowtits are shit :^)
That's the spirit! Go get drunk with anyone you find kek
>REEEEEEE
Goodbye, don't die and stuff
>>701647358
>
>>701648218
>rattles inquiringly
Cirno claim
Today is going to suck.
>>701648116
No. No cat here.
>>701648218
Yes, im stuck on phone for a few more hours.
>>701648448
Hmm... Didn't you go to sleep?
Also, hi Alice. What is it you're inquiring about?
>>701648540
Why's that?
>>701648540
Why though?
>>701648530
Spotted either way
>Rory-sama
>>701648569
Not home or something?
>>701648569
Kitty!
>>701648718
>steals drink
>>701648797
What is your fascination with my drinks?
>>701648540
Homu sweety, what's wrong?
>>701648587
I did. I'm still finding out if I'm asleep for now
>>701646499
>>701648389
Anytime Boss~
Maybe so, the added cycling seems like it'd help a lot. Although once you're in the service you may exceeded me. Core is needed for running, upper body is nice but too lazy for that heh. Sleep well,
>>701647670
Good mutants. Night man.
>>701646790
The main attraction. Your Night of Fire awaits.
>>701648389
I thank you for thinking so, Bote. Have a good sleep~
>>701648448
>
>Captcha is road parking
WHAT DOES IT MEAN?!
>>701648667
Hi
>>701648892
Whats your fascination with being so cute?
>>701648902
Well unless you're capable of posting in your sleep, in which case i'm very envious, i'm going to have to say you're not sleeping.
>>701649116
That's just an accident...
>>701645486
Faggot shes to good for you
>>701649163
there are never any accidents just unintended features
>>701648902
>>701648594
>>701648587
I might have attention whored a bit, sorry about that. I don't have much to do today out of the usual but waking up this early feeling a little sick gives me a bad feeling.
>>701648718
Moving stuff to a new hard drive.
>>701648797
No.
>>701645428
why should I not claim him
>>701649356
GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM HER, KYUUBEY!
Homu don't want your baka-ass contract!
>>701648924
Maki legs please me greatly
>>701648926
;>It means to come park here ~
How is your night going so far?
>>701649163
I will need to determine if I've slept enough then
>>701649356
Awww, it's okay hun. I'm sure everything will be fine
>>701649356
QB is a QT
>>701649260
I know.
>>701649359
Ugh
>>701649666
sick sixes
>>701649661
fuck...
>>701649526
Fucking phone fucking up my meme arrow :/
Does anyone know if you can use legacy captcha on clover app
>Alice
>>701649337
Maybe, but saying it like that makes me sound like a product...
>>701649356
Eh, it's fine. I get why that sucks though. I feel like that once in a while.
>>701649359
Ah. Sounds fun or something.
Except the fun part. Well what's up other than that?
>>701649526
Oh. Well i can't quite remember when you went to bed, but i'm guessing no.
>>701649524
I think you already got my hug picture. I only have one, really.
sometimes when i masturbate i like to shove a pencil up my dick until it hurts
>>701649727
Find more.
>Group hug with kitty
>>701649359
>>701649881
hi
>>701649953
why?
>>701650040
i dunno. i just do it
>>701648953
Whats good?
>>701649356
Yeah, I know that feel. Happens way too often.
>>701649727
Or was about 3 hours ago.
>>701649881
Licking knives is dangerous Yuno
>>701650026
Would if i could. I have more no-hug pictures than hug pictures.
>>701650268
Then no.
>>701649526
Oh my~
Pretty decent. I'm sitting here doing karaoke of eurobeat songs like an idiot, with the stupidest smile on my face.
>>701649953
Got Tera half way downloaded on the laptop before I had to leave. So close.
>>701650198
but it hurts?
>>701649727
Nothing really. Im still tired and i want to fuck my sleep schedule up again.
What about you?
>>701649526
Pleases me to see you have good taste.
>>701650337
Any bath time?
>>701650241
I don't know, that's what I'm myself too.
Not really doing anything at all right now. What about stuff on your end?
>>701649475
Too bad this one contract is forever, unlike the other witches that have been given multiple chances through Homu resetting the timeline.
>>701649526
Waking up 4 hours into my sleep for no reason isn't too nice, even worse when I'm feeling a little sick and without appetite, despite a little hungry.
Happens more when I'm stressed but it's not the case today, I think.
There's something else unnerving me a little but I'd rather not mention it. Either way I will try to fix it with a walk and hopefully more sleep when I get back.
>>701649598
I think so too, the little guy just wants to extend the universe life expectancy.
>>701650241
>>701649727
Always good to know I'm not the only one who gets like this.
>>701649953
O.
>>701650612
>witches
Nice job brain.
>>701650573
*that's what I'm asking myself
RIP my ability to type
>>701650503
Also tired. Considering sleep soon.
>>701650557
Nope. One shower, but it's a little more lewd than i'd like to be posting for no reason.
>>701650434
oh yeah, you were installing that weren't you? i forgot about that lol.
>>701650439
yeah, but i like the pain
>>701650612
K
>>701649953
Really?
Why do you do it until it hurts, though?
Also, why did you just suddenly post this, apparently unprovoked? (no reply-to)
VTW, that's called "urethral sounding"
>>701650776
That's fine you don't need to post it.
>>701650337
I'm still processing. It's starting to feel sufficient
>>701650434
>I'll be waiting ~
I need to download Tera tomorrow I suppose. Then I can become your heal slut and we can ask start playing
>>701650551
I just really love all these waifu legs. And legs in general. They're very good
>Maki's are very nice as well
>>701650612
If you ever need to talk about something, I can add you on something and we can talk if you want. Just let me know okay
>concern intensifies
>>701650026
No.
>>701650776
Im sure you need to rest.
>Nope. One shower, but it's a little more lewd than i'd like to be posting for no reason.
Interesting.
>>701650798
what is it about the pain that you like?
>>701650798
Ya, didn't finish though. But I've got the next few days off though, so it'll finish up, and I can play on my desktop in the meantime.
>>701651008
I'll probably give ninja a try, since I don't really like any of the other new classes, and my tank is in the mid 50s.
>>701650573
Got about an hour till dinner and just had a shower. I think my hair is getting too long but thats just me. So pretty relaxing. Niece is watching Wall-E for the second time in a row. Could be third, I dunno.
>>701650612
Mine is more that my body dislikes something I ate the night before and hates me for it and Im actually nauseous.
>>701651008
If you say so...
>>701651156
What? You want to see it or something?
I think you may have before.
>>701651156
>Hands kitty new voice box
>>701651008
>legs
Boy you and Yume should get together.
>>701650862
>Also, why did you just suddenly post this, apparently unprovoked?
I was bored
>>701651243
i dunno. guess it just feels good at the same time
>>701651252
If it makes you feel better i had to take a week to install it
>100k download
>30gb
>tank is in the mid 50's
What class may i ask?
>>701651324
Oh, that's good then.
There's actually a batch of hair on my head that completely withered off due to radiotherapy, it's not a big deal either way since my hair usually grows quickly, but it looks weird.
Wall-E was a good film, especially the first part
>>701651575
It would've been finished in a day if I downloaded it when I woke up, but I waited like, 3 hours to start it.
My tank is a Warrior, my healer is a Priest, and my DPS is Sorc and Zerker.
>>701651252
Which ones after the healer class? Sorcerer...
>>701651356
I'd be interested in seeing it
>>701651533
This gif it's very good. It's this Rory?
>>701651598
WEWEWEW yes please, more please
>>701651008
Sound just like Yume. Can't blame ya though, there are some good looking ones around here, yours included.
>>701651575
why did you start doing that?
>>701651356
If i have, i cant remeber it.
Mind refreshing my memory?
>>701651393
Where am i going to put this? Am i a robot or something?
>>701651817
nice, i haven't gotten around to building my other characters yet. only my Barraka.
>>701651909
Boredom. I fap to weird shit so now i try weird shit.
>>701651897
Yume it's very wise indeed then
>keep them coming
>>701651823
>>701652011
...
>>701652032
what kind of weird shit?
>>701652011
Wear it like a necklace and it talks with brain waves.
>>701651823
>
>>701652105
Hot
>>701652128
Ironcically more vanilla weird shit. Guro, pegging, futa. I just one day decided to use my cum as a lube to shove a small pencil in my dick. Though i guess sandbox may have contributed. even though I've barely seen it.
>>701651823
It is.
>>701651804
Thanks to one of my medications, I grow little to no body hair. Im talking an almost hairless torso. And I have a mass in my intestine. No immediate call so its not malignant or dangerous, but waiting on biopsy results. I know the feel with radiotherapy though. 4 people I know have beaten cancer.
>>701652316
oh. sandbox?
>>701651823
Healer is the main, and most geared.
Sorc is the second most geared, and my only other max level.
Zerker is after that, at like, level 63 maybe?
Reaper is behind that at 61-62.
Warrior after that at mid-50s.
And anything below that is too low to worry about.
>>701652032
>Baraka
I've seen some interesting Barakas in my time...
wakutama.web.fc2.com
Weirdo but still k
Its 430am im going to bed. Night everyone.
>>701651817
Show me your legs cutie ~
>>701652011
Syndra, show me your legs
>>701652230
>legs6.jpg
How many do you have?
>>701652316
Pegging isn't so weird
>>701652446
I thought I recognized the legs in that scene. She should become the god of legs
>>701652553
Good night
>>701652492
that Baraka wearing a fucking tux in the background?
>>701652466
2 kids one sandbox?
>>701652553
RIP in peace
>>701652660
i know, that's why i said it's really vanilla. But stuff like Guro and Futa i consider at least a bit weird.
>>701652660
alot
>>701652734
rip indeed
>>701652105
Ahh now i remember
>>701652230
I dont have a brain
Off to finish dealing with my computer
>>701652734
never heard of it. i assume its weird
>>701652446
I don't wanna brag, but make that 5. Hehe
I was never in any danger by today's standards though, but I was feeling quite nervous about it. I had the option of staying in the ward which was convenient since my house was really far away and I was always felt dizzy afterwards
>>701652085
He knows what's up.
>Later.
Night people.
>>701652553
>>701652808
i came
>>701652932
It's basically a chick shoving a dildo up someones dick.
>>701653029
oh. you are into some weird stuff
>>701652660
Sure thing Yume.
>>701652734
Yep. This game has LONG since thrown ANY and ALL lore immersion out the window. There's fucking Mustangs and Camaro mounts in the game for fucks sake!
>>701652734
I guess I misunderstood
>>701652808
This is lewd
>Alice needs more pictures that show off her legs.
I'm working on finding more but it's not easy sometimes. This one got cut off so early it's sad
>>701653025
Good night sweet legs. You will be missed
>>701653209
i told you so
>>701653225
>mmo
>hundreds of people running around like braindead monkeys
>people standing still talking like they're having sex
>immersive
>>701653298
alot of people misunderstand me
I never find MMO's immersive. ESO was pretty good for immersive, but only because barely anyone plays it so i'm all alone with scripted NPC's.
>>701652660
Yume gave me the title of best waifu legs. The anime does give a lot of focus to them.
>>701652968
Yeah, my grandmother didnt do radio for long. Two friends went through chemo and my other grandmother just removed it immediately. The grandmother that didnt remove had a second found, radioed then removed.
I hope my solid madd is just calcium buildup. Its not painful but Im starting to feel it.
I'm going to bed too. Catch you all later.
>>701652553
Good night Miho.
>>701652854
Figured you would. Oh well. Good night.
>>701653519
thats ok jenny. i still think you are fine
hello all! please reply to this post i'm lonely
>>701653519
fucked up formatting.
>I never find MMO's immersive. ESO was pretty good for immersive, but only because barely anyone plays it so i'm all alone with scripted NPC's.
was meant for
>>701653225
>>701653727
(you)
>>701653727
sad mavis
>>701653727
Have a link to my WoW main
http://us.battle.net/wow/en/character/dreadmaul/Futonari/simple
>Rory-sama
>>701653519
Well that's players messing with immersion. But even the creators said fuck it! I don't really immerse myself in MMOs either, but I like to have a rough idea of character immersion at least.
>Play a dwarf, I act like an angry drunken beard on legs
>Play elf.... lol
>Play cat person, frisky and cheeki as fuck, while being smug about it
Dunno why, it's just how it works for me.
>>701653727
Sup Mavis
>>701653741
skjbghvbuieskjej
>>701653861
meh i'm just bored
>>701653863
i used to play; last time i raided was ICC.
>>701653932
nice waifu, what are you going to do with that gun?
>>701653225
Oh god yes. I need more of these
>>701653530
Every anime should focus on amazing loli legs. And non loli legs. And legs in general. Fuck it, just make an anime about legs
>>701653586
Nice legs cutie ~
>>701653932
Fair enough, but stuff like cars n' shit pretty much just feels standard for MMO's now that people don't care that much for being lost in a shared world.
>>701653625
I am fine indeed
>>701654141
Speak English your fucking Nazi
>>701654141
Go rob a bank. Need money for this RX7
>>701654221
What a perv~
>>701654249
That's true, but I miss when RPGs were, ya know, actually about immersing yourself in a character.
>>701654141
oh ok
Not even awake for 2 hours
Already a bad day
Hope everyone else is doing better
>>701654399
yeah that was a fun time.
>back in the day i found a runescape guild that got pissed at me for not acting in character
>>701654576
You got my attention. What's wrong Tsun?
>>701654576
you ok yuno?
>>701654576
What happened yo?
>>701654649
>Runescape
>MINE IRON
>SMELT
>CRAFT
>REPEAT
>OH SHIT, I CAN DO MYTHRIL NOW WHAT?!
That was about my experience. That, and fishing/cooking were my favorite activities.
>>701654649
>>701654864
>>701654663
Didn't get to sleep for more than 3 hours because my dad needed help moving some old stuff out of the storage
While I was doing that I got reminded of how much of a crippling fear I have of spiders
The place was infested.
Might have made it sound worse than it is but I just nearly died
Hope you guys doing better
>>701654399
>calls me perv
>indulges me with legs
You like it, don't lie ~
Keep em coming hot stuff
>>701654576
Uh oh
>post your legs
>>701645428
Mei is mai waifu!
I want her all sweaty and smelly in her outfits all day long and then to smoosh me with her big sweaty ass, pussy and titties while giggling and watching me wriggle
>>701654864
I never got into crafting. Felt a bit tedious to me, mind you the only other RPG i played then was FFX so i was into grinding.
>>701654914
I can't fucking stand spiders either. I can't even hold a daddy long legs. Did you at least let him know you're terrified of them?
>>701655100
Mei is worst Bae
>>701654914
oh that is unfortunate. spiders are not that bad as long as they are not big. they normally dont care about people unless you mess with them.
>>701654221
Well that would be lewd. But thats still okay with me.
>>701654916
Uhm I'm not sure if you want to see my legs
>You probably mean yuno's
Here's something but it's all your going to get
>>701655179
Holding isn't even almost an option for me
I flip the fuck out if it's even close to me
I didn't but he already knows, it's not the first time we encountered spiders
Plus I was almost shaking at some point so even if he didn't know he would've found out.
>>701655360
Yea that's what I try to tell myself as well, but it was kind of their nest and we had to take the furniture in there, where they were living in
They weren't that big but I just have a phobia of them
>>701655468
Moot is being annoying
>>701655468
its ok yuno. people are scared of some stuff and thats normal
>>701654914
>Spider infestation
Just burn the fucking place down.
>>701654916
Why whatever do you mean~?
>>701655179
I enjoyed crafting in runescape far more than I should have. In most other games.... not so much.
>>701655566
Thanks tomoko
So how are you doing?
>>701655617
Yea that's how I felt
>Muh grandfathers furniture
I just wanna cuddle right now
>Yuno
>>701655366
I think it would be okay with almost everyone who watches anime
>>701655617
Good, good let the legs be posted