Human grill waifu claiming thread!
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>Oversexualised content is encouraged
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>This is /Jenny/ not /b/
>Most importantly, Feminine penises are still penises. You are still gay if you jerk off to them
Best robot claimed
Whats up Chen? Did you get accepted for something?
Oh well, at least you didn't get bitten. or hurt for that matter
I mainly enjoy crafting in skyrim and not much else. Guess it's just a matter of taste.
And i'm off. My parents just showed up.
Why is that?
Hello again Juvia.
I never really got much attachement to physical things, except my bikes. But in terms of sentimentalism, nothing particularly.
I passed my entrance exams, yes, you guessed it.
Oh, gonna sleep soon?
Cya best bot
Thanks for listening
Yea I don't really care either, it's my dad who holds all the sentimental value
I am attached to some things but that's only because of what they do
My bed for example, love it
You call me a perv but you keep posting them ~
>could it be that you're the perv~
Good, good soon I will go to sleep probably and the legs shall be free
Bye Chen. Congratulations on your acceptance
Old people, I tell ya...
Nope, it's certainly you!
I see, well just hanging out in thread then I guess is all there is
How's the temperature in the room?
You know how easy it is to just filer these right?
Yea they're weird all right
How's work comming along?
Dont care. Trying to cure your phobia
in my living room now. a little chilly but ive got a blanket
Probably ~ especially with all these wonderful legs your posting
I'll just have to keep being a perv so they don't go to waste
That's good, cause I'm broke
Thanks but no thanks
Oh I thought you were in your bedroom
I hope you don't fall asleep on the couch, you'll have a bad time when you wake up
im in a dining room chair but its basically the living room
Bit bored, been singing along to eurobeat for the last hour and my throat hurts now.
>Totally worth it though
I'm sure they won't. Not like those gifs, anyways~
Well, I tried.
Back to legs I guess
Oh well my bad
Isnt it more comfortable to lay down on a couch
I don't really like sitting in a chair too long
I didn't know you could sing?
I take it you're one in the building now then?
>I was gonna make a remark but ehh
Sorry, I prefer these pictures
I appreciate the effort though
Mai they rest in peace ~
Good, spiders make me very uncomfortable
You're gonna have to face your fear sooner or later.
I guess Im just used to them.
Not exactly what I meant
Don't you find it more relaxing to sit on a couch than a chair?
I always tense up when I have to sit straight, which is almost always the case on a chair
There's no reason for me to take a liking to spiders, ever
I can't, I'm a terrible singer. I've just been having fun though.
I am, and I just had to call the cops on a homeless guy. Yaaaaaaay.
You sure that's okay?
I guess we like different things from just sitting around
That's always a fun experience
Why not just let the dude sleep there
Was he doing any harm?
Gtg walk my dog, thread is really slow so I'll be back before 404
If he was sleeping, I would. But he's rocking back and forth, and screaming... like, loudly enough that i heard it over my eurobeat. I asked if he was okay, and he just yelled more at me. I then simply asked, if he's not hurt, then keep it down, or leave. Not even 20 seconds later, he's screaming again. So, I actually did my job.
Hell, if they're just sleeping or hanging around, I generally won't care. It's only when they start screaming and being a problem that I'll bother.
'shtola. See above.
I try to sing. Boredom while work was slow as fuck.
It's kill mang.
I swear, the only reason that gif is my favorite of yours is because birdie.
While that one is very very nice, it's not a birdie!
>bad weather out of nowhere basically assassinated my internet
>been without it for past 4 days
what have I missed, /waifu/?
True. Not many birbs. Not many waifus have birb related gifs.
>just watched my brothers dog eat a potato cake whole
>what even is chewing.png
Death. Of just about everyone. We are all thats left. Come to Canberra already.
Nothing really. It's simply me and Rory left.
I wish my waifu had birb gifs... maybe one day...
Chewing is that thing plebs do.
You missed out on posting your waifu legs, you should do so promptly
Time for another delve into the salt mines of Legendleague.
Funny that, I was keeping next weekend open to stay up there overnight, but I now have a Telstra technician coming to fortify our line so it doesn't disconnect after a little rain again. Pretty dissapointed, though the week after looks pretty clear
Ah okay, how have you been?
Haven't got much in the way of legs at all, sorry to disappoint but here's my best... ;-;
Post legs Rem
Fine some sugar before you go ~
Yeah, that Telstra guy will do jack shit. Most of my friends have worked for them, they barely touch the lines and just reconfigure the relay. It does fuck all to actually help.
You not sleepy yet?
Damn that's pretty weird, then again most homeless people are psycho
I understand, at my old local market job there was this homeless guy who slept in our storage room. He didn't steal or bother anyone so it's was cool. I always bought him something to drink after my shift
I wonder if he's still there
Nice legs, got more?
Wewew leg god Rory
Ugh that's disappointing if so, spent two and a half hours on the phone with them just to achieve that. I never usually have a problem dealing with over-the-phone support, but they were particularly hard to deal with this time.
Decent enough. 3 hours till I'm off work. You?
I've met a decent amount of nice homeless people. Generally if they're real nice, I'll even kick down with whatever change I have on hand (normally not much since I pay by card most the time) but then you get these kinds, and it's like... nah, I'm nice, I'm patient, but I'm not gunna let you sit there screaming so I can lose my job.
I actually don't
Why aren't you sleeping, it's quite late now right?
I'm a bit bad with faces but
You're the Belgium guy right?
Yea there are plenty of nice homeless guys, but I very rarely give them money. I'd rather give them food or drinks
Just so they can't waste my money
Guy was probably tripping his balls off kek
Do you really have to call the police though?
Eh, most the time they ask for food, so I bring em into the 7-11 and get em something. Otherwise, I just give em a few dollars and I rarely have any more than that.
Yes, I did. They showed up, DROVE ONTO THE SIDEWALK WITH THEIR LIGHTBAR ON, talked to the guy all of 30 seconds, and left.... the guy is still here. Whatever, I did my job, nothing more I can do about it.
They didn't say anything to you?
Just got there and left immediately?
Anything you're gonna do then?
Or just sit and be on here
That's downtown police for ya.
I've been well, have had some pretty productive downtime over the past few days.
Eh, aren't we all
Nah, I'm one of the Aus guys though. How about yourself?
Yeah, a fair bit, finally got around to finishing a letterbox I've been working on for a few days, and re-organized my workshop which has been much needed for a long time. How about yourself?
We'll I have a meeting so bbl
no one cares anyhow
Hello! Good morning
My interest has been caught.
What a bunch of idiots
I thought this was 'Murica!?
Fuck wrong guess
I'm just bad with waifus I haven't seen the show of yet
I'm from the Netherlands, you talked about bad weather and well I kinda assumed you were from Belgium because the weather got surprisingly bad here as well
Just don't let me get in the way of your sleep
I'm glad though but I have to do some work so might answer a bit slow
Oh nice. Another Ausfag? Welcome to the club, Rory, and I are the other ones on right now.
I've been okay, just playing games, working, not much else to say to be honest.
only a little bit. and thats alright
Just cause it's 'murrica don't mean the police go shooting people or dragging them off.
Leo supp. I spent most of the match going FAST AS FUCK BOIIIIIIIII.
>talisman of ascension
Against a mainly AD team. We lost because we couldnt push hard and were too seperated.
Forgot to mention that we had a Teemo ju gle. He did fuck all most of the match.
840, I go to class at 840.
It is 730 on my first day of my last semester
Lets get moody
Whenever I wake up is when morning is.
I could hardly call it a workshop until lately if I'm completely honest, it was a mess. Been building a plane with my old man for the past 7-or-so years. You get up to much hands-on work?
Oh beautiful, visiting the frisian islands is up there on my bucket list, you ever been there?
Ah, nice to hear there's more of us.
Sounds nice, what do you do for work?
I still haven't learned to attach pictures apparently.
I actually being mind doing some choices, listening to some good music makes it quite fun
Now that I think about it. You listen to any music ?
If hes trespassing and causing disruption isn't that a valid reason to put him down?
Or at least remove him
Have fun with your first day
Had a good sleep?
Yea once, only do it if the weather is gonna be decent because if it's raining all day, chances are high it will, it's not that fun
Otherwise its pretty cool
Yeah, a surprising amount.
Nothing special. Just a cashier and whatever at a local Fishers. Decent pay for what I do.
Ayyyyy, sup Doll.
>BUILDING A FUCKING PLANE
I haven't envied anyone in this thread as much as I envy you right now.
Not NEARLY as much as I'd like. Was about to pick up an RX-7 GXL to wrench a bit on. Nothing like good ole Dorito power to BRAP to work in.
It is reason to remove him, but the owners say if it comes down to it, not to press charges. And the cops can only forcefully remove them if we press charges, or they're outright breaking the law with shit like public drunkeness.
This, I like this
So I shall! Cofee!
>imagines stroking the cat
>refuses to invade her personal space, as one should
only a little really. lately the absolute drift soundtrack i like
Oh alright, didn't know that
Well you just have to turn up those beats then right?
Tbh coffee is our lord and saviour
Oh I don't know it
I'm gonna listen to it in a sec
I honestly can't play league without some music on
Nice. Have a good time.
Hey Yuno, yeah it was alright. Think I've caught something though. How are you?
Ayo Makoto! Nothing much, just waking up. How're you doing?
I like it like I like myself, no cream. Im not getting pregnant
Fucking nice...thank you!
i usually have something going as well when i play that
oh that sucks, are you allright?
i had quite a bad morning but its getting better now
>i like myself
suddenly so narcissistic
yea same, either you drink it black or you dont drink at all.
anything special you listen to?
i recently really got into the undertale soundtrack, its really comfy but also gets me concentrated good
Do any of you guys play Brave Frontier?
>tfw Quaid and Zellha Omni announced
>pic related, Quaid
Just woke up, but I have to leave soon.
Oh shit, you play that too?
Well I've given up on trying to sleep /waifu/
How is everyone doing?
More like the state of myself, physically very healthy.
Could be worse off
Once I started drinking it, I couldnt stop.
I suppose you could say that once I went black, I couldnt go back
Listening to the nineties.
i should actually go lay down and yeah it wasnt that bad
No problem, love me some Weezer. What're you studying anyway?
Yeah, think I'm coming down with a cold or something, nothing that won't pass though.
What happened with your morning?
Just woke up myself, busy day ahead?
Coming down with a cold, but other than that pretty good. Any reason you can't sleep?
I'm a self employed, untrained blacksmith. Most of my work is bladesmithing, but I do a custom orders for home decorations fairly frequently too. Still at uni, so it's just a little something I enjoy doing on the side to pay for my hobbies.
It's a pretty big burden right now actually, I'm getting really worried about some of the components corroding considering how long I've had the kit. I'm really starting to toss up selling it to someone who'll have the time to finish it, rather than have it sit around and corrode.
The amount of automotive work I've done is criminally low, I've been wanting to do up a mini moke for a long time. The RX-7 sounds like it could be fun, you still thinking of grabbing it?
well its good to love yourself
kek, i like the morning you, jokes are on point
i remember drinking it for the first time. after my first job, i was 14 it was quite the experience
go to sleep man, i am feeling bad
oh that sucks, lets hope it doesnt get too bad
well first of all my dad woke me extremely early to move some shit from our storage, and it was fucking infested with spider
and me having arachnafobia, had a really bad time
HOLY FUCK MORE PLEASE
Nineties isn't really my thing. Where you at?
Colds are satan. I just couldn't get to sleep. Or rather back to sleep
How was the salt mine?
dont feel bad its my choice. ill be back soon.
Both losses. First game was close and we failed a push. Second was their udyr jungle running over everyone while our Shaco was 'learning'. He had no idea how to gank. Or rotate.
I was at max volume on all 3 counts...
>Long response time, had to unlock the building and deliver the newspapers.
Oh you better believe I am! I was thinking of taking out a loan for it since it'd take me way too long to save up the money for it.
Big burden or not, I envy! I hate all these shit jobs, and would rather take a heavy responsibility hands on job than fuccboi retail and "guard" work. I'm going to try to get into some auto tech classes next term so I can start working my way there, but...
>Money being so insanely tight as is...
Hey Alice, didn't see you there before. How have you been the past few days?
Done. Now here's mine just in case.
Yeah, it'll be a somewhat long day for me.
Oh I've been around. I'm not doing too bad, a little sluggish but I'm about to catch the bus and head to the grocery store
I think it will, tend to be pretty all or nothing with colds. But for now I'll enjoy the sniffles.
Fuck spiders man, they're lucky I hate flies more than them.
I wonder how a full movie would actually pan out.
Yeah they are, at least it's not in full swing yet. Ah that's annoying, tried anything like warm milk?
Good good. You deliver newspapers?
Hate busy days, but better to get rid of them early. Good luck with whatever you're doing.
Only to their respective floors. Although I won't be doing so for much longer, as the new owner doesn't want me leaving the desk in the lobby.
>Implying I leave it for anything else anyways
Mornin and welcome back little yordle.
you going home now?
or already there?
>enjoy the sniffles
you are a weird guy, drink some tea always helps for me
nah id rather have a foom full of flies than a room full of spider
>cringed while typing that
how are you doing?
Glad to be back, one choke girl
I'm doing surprisingly well; I woke up with no grog. I think I nailed my sleep schedule
What about yourself?
Will do. Also give me your Brave Frontier friend code so it's not just Rem collecting them.
That's great, I hope you have good luck financing it. It's pretty clear that you've got the passion for that kind of work, so you'd be crazy to not give it a shot.
Neither. I'm sitting here for another hour and 40.
>Don't get off till 7 AM
Discuss anything and everything. Also, claim your waifu
As boring as ever except for that one guy around 3. Just waiting to get off now.
Damn straight, Im deep in the punk today
ALL OF IT, I like most music
Keni, I can dig it.
Ye, I like morning me too.
30 ounces of cofee and 8 ounces of mountain dew.
Didnt start until I went away from college at 20. I was really sad and tired.
It kept me up!
Cofee was a friend of mine
Eh, to each their own.
New York in the states.
Im consistently wishing that I was born in an earlier time.
We'll find out. The full short film is in production and completion and Im sure he'll make a full feature in time.
On another note
Ooooh, September whiskey offers.
>JD 1907 700ml for $31
>Wild Turkey Forgiven 750ml for $78
>$19 for a 10 pack of good cider
Looking good so far.
I like you, I dont care if you arent canon
well good job fixing that, im way behind ya
>slept at 6 am woke up at 9
i think you can guess how i am
cirkle jerk and try to have a decent conversation
oh really. i thought bringing around the papers was the finishing touch for you
well atleast you got us
doing anything else to keep busy?
glad you like him, not a lot of people here share my tastes
you should wake up early more often, im here a lot at this time
you drink mt dew with your coffee? do you want your heart to fail?
well some people lose their golden fleese early
most people say i was a tad bit young
Thanks. Going to be asking for either money or tool sets for my birthday and Christmas, as at the moment, I don't even have a basic socket set. Although a socket and Allen set would be most of what I need for the basic stuff I want to do to get started.
>This RX7 needs a little work, namely a new instrument cluster. So I'll be learning how to take off the dash first. Woo!
>Pic semi related, what I'll be upgrading from
How are you?
The weird screaming hoboman?
When's your shift over
Rocky start. It almost makes me wish I had the power to have a good 8 hour sleep in two hours
Trudge on through soldier
The dew is the kickstart, the cofees for the long haul.
My heart beats at a steady one hundred, I need it!
Maybe a bit young, but thats ok.
I like most music, I listen to that nordic metal from time to time
Ye, Ill be around a lot more now that schools in session
I'm gonna go fo some shopping, be back in a bit.
Morning yordle whos rival is Tahm apparently.
You're like a swiss army knife. I guess if he wants you to stay put you'd have to, but it's not like hell is gonna break out if you're gone for 5 minutes right?
I'd rather that than vomiting. Gonna get on that now.
They both disgust me but flies are actually disgusting. I'd rather be in a room filled with none of either.
Need to update it first, but I have yours anyway.
Gotta love the punk. Good memories.
Especially if this gets a lot of hype, someone will probably help with funding.
How are you doing this morning?
I'm quite happy with the time I was born into. Mostly because I would hate myself no matter what time I was born
How are you doing today wolf god?
>I still think those look like fox ears
Well then. I hope your body is ready.
It's the final touch of things I have to do till I get off, but it's done about 1-2 hours before I actually get off.
Pretty much you guys and eurobeat, as when I open the building it means I have to put the laptop away and switch to mobile.
An hour and a half, and ya. That was the only interesting part of tonight.
I really am with the amount of useless shit I know how to do that I'll probably never do again.
>Work a bailer
>And a power jack
>ALL THE BARCODES
>Guard absolutely nothing
>Tell homeless to shoo
Later Doll, get some good munchies!
I guess that works too.
Looks like it's time to take my leave. I'll be back later. Don't have too much fun without me!
short night and nightmare came to life this morning
but now im chilling and just drank some coffe so things are looking up
any plans for today?
same, sleep is a waste of time tbh. but it feels so good
coffe will probably haul me through the day
yea but, dew in the morning.
>dew in general
but really in the morning? i already feel my teeth curroding
I am a bit of a hypocrit because i really dont like much else than hiphop, especially nordic metal
it gets you wide awake i must admit then
have fun shopping ya fag
makes sense, kinda sucks though
but you can still listen to beats? thats kinda weird right?
Nope. I have a mini speaker. As long I keep it turned down low, my manager lets me use it when the building is open.
What's this plebbit post supposed to be of
It aint dead just yet, just a bit older is all.
Eh, pry the same.
I just kinda wish that the world around me is better.
A lot more terror from stupidity now.
There are real threats, dont get me wrong.
Its just that thats all there was back then.
Media could at least be ignored
My body was not ready, well played.
All of this. All of this is just great
Oh, I absolutely despise it too.
Its more of a means to an end really, lotsa sugar and caffeine in a little drink
Eh, Im just a whore for music.
Ill let everything in