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ITT we are students in Hogwarts. The Sorting Hat determines what house you are in:

0-1: Gryffindor - values courage, bravery, nerve, and chivalry
2-3: Hufflepuff - values hard work, patience, justice, and loyalty
4-5: Ravenclaw - values intelligence, creativity, learning, and wit
6-7: Slytherin - values ambition, cunning, leadership, and resourcefulness

8-9: Filthy muggles who can't join Hogwarts

Dubs gets your house 2 points, Trips 3 points, etc. No points for muggles.
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What if I'd rather go to Ilvermorny? Murica fuck yeah.
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>>701645497
was a Slytherin until now, let's see if it changes
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roll
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>>701645497
rolling for slytherin, hopefully get some points
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>>701646166
Damn son!!
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>>701646356
ready to roll for more points, lets try quads now
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Hufflepuff?
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Rolling for Hufflepuff, the stoner house
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Of all the threads on /b/, THIS one makes me feel like the biggest faggot.

But, you know, roll.

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Roll
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Rollin
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>>701646615
I'm ok with Ravenclaw.

The crazy blonde chick's in that house, right?

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Roll for niggerdor
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>>701646587
>>701645497
>>701645946
>>701646166
>>701646356
>>701646587

All these Slytherin /b/ros
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>>701645497
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZCV9a1bt3EI

I reside in some kind of shit bowl
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>>701645497
Obviously I am more awesome than anyone. Thus I belong in Hufflepuff.
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>>701645497

AND THE SORTING HAT SAYS!
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Ravenclaw please hat
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>>701646615
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZCV9a1bt3EI

I also felt that way. B make me famous and I will chop off a body part. I promise.
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>>701647210

GRIFTINDOOR!
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i plan on killing myself anyhow
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>>701645497
im a snake ass niggggaaa dont give me no huggle / raven claw shit nigggaaa swag yooo squad up swaggg
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>>701647310
Welcome to Gryffindor. You wanna hang out with me?
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>>701645497
J.K. Rolling
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>>701647416
Congratulations!
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>>701647541
I hope nearly headless nick rapes you with his nearly headless neckstump
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>>701645497
hey look an owl
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Oh dear... I hope I don't get in horrendus Gryffindor...
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>>701645497

ROLL FOR PRISON WOOOOOOOOOOO
YOU'RE A NIGGER HAIRY
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>>701647809
na you get to fuck off back home m8
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Roll
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>>701645497
Faghat, please.
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Rolling for best house
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>>701645497
hss hss im a snake hss
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rollerino
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>>701648049
Haha, you get no house fgt.
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Doing roll roll easy !
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Ravenclaw for the win
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>>701647730
yo fuck nigga i got swag yoo homie g up im stealing this cribbbbb
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>>701648065
Caw caw motherfucker
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>>701645497
House cup winners 3 years running!
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>>701648044
Ravenclaw, fuckers.

Also, dubs.
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What if dubs?
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>>701645497
I always knew I was a slytherin...
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>>701645497
Here we go
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Ayy lmao
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>>701648252
IT SAYS RIGHT THERE, DICKCHEESE!

10 FUCKING POINTS FROM WHATEVER HOUSE YOU'RE IN!
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Rrrollan
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>>701648252
Ask the bear.
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>>701648233
hey not bad
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>>701648322
Dubs and hufflepuff
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For harambe
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>>701648252
lel hufflepuff sucks
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>>701645497
roll
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Rolling
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>>701648548
get out muggle scum
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>>701648511
2 points for Gryffindor!!
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Rell
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Rolling for the lulz
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rolllll huraraaay
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>>701645497
Roll
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>>701645497
roll
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>>701645497
damn
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roll
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rolo
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rollo
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roll for kanye
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rolling mi negros
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Megatron get
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>>701645497
rolling for slytherin
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Rolling for Slytherin but i'd accept Ravenclaw. Hufflepuff is still good i guess but fuck gryffindor.
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>>701647037
Yupp
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roll for slytherin
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Kek rol
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>>701649399
How's about get the fuck out m80
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>>701645497
rollin
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>>701645497
gonna roll
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Ravenclaw pls

They're clearly kinky as all fuck
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rolland
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Roll
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Niggers
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Rell
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>>701649558
Alright fuck you cunts imma bomb the cauldron and 9 3/4
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>>701645497
rollerino
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roll
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>>701649666
Oh shit niggero whats up?!
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>>701645691
This is bullshit. Gryffyndor? Can I at least be a Death Eater?
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Raven
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>>701649795
i always get my mark
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>>701649772
Look at this fucking nerd!
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>>701649772
>>701649399
What's wrong with Gryffindor??
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>>701649772
>wanting to get crucio'd on the daily
Fuck that shit, let's kill riddle and take over the ministry ourselves
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>>701645497
gryff
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rollin
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>>701645497
roll
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Rollerino pepperino
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>>701645497
let me in!
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Slytherin get.
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Rolling cause i like the way the sorting hat says hufflepuff.
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>>701649963
rolling for me house points
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>>701645497
rollo
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Rowling
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Dang I couldn't stop from rolling
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This is autistic as fuck.
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Going for that hufflepuff
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>>701649963
Not on the hairs of our chiny chin chin...
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>>701649874
One does not so casually refer to the Dark Lord. Your house has been marked. Your parents are dead.
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>Reading this garbage
>Not reading the Belgariad by David eddings

>If dubs I am the defender of the West
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>>701645497
if i get put in slytherin i'm going to shoot up my school
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Rollin for raven claw
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>>701645497
Roollllll
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roll
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>>701645497
fk u Gerry putter
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Rollerino
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>>701645497
rolling for muggle
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jess
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>>701650700
2 points for Gryffindor!!
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>>701650781
kek
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>>701645497
Roll
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Let's go
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OP is a faggot
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Check em
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>>701645497
8-9 get
Magicniggers can get fucked
Muggle master race
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>>701650939
and you are a dirty muggle
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Originus Postus Faggotus Maximus!
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Rollluuuuuuuuu
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>>701645497
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Roll
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>>701645497
Come on good finders!
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>>701645497
ok
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>>701645497
Wizard could still get fucked by a bullet. They aren't fucking jedi's
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Roll.
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Roll for ravenclaw
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Rollingg
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Rolling
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Ravelclaw get
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Relling
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  ▲
▲ ▲
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>>701645497
cunt
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roll
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>>701645497
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rolled
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>>701650263
Picture of "Father" is a chain of sausages
Fuck, I love Cartoons
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Roll
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R
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Rolleroni
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Rolllligngngng
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Slitherin git.
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666666
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R0lll
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roll
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muggle
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Come on hufflepuff
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Rollerino
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>>701645497
Slytherin of course.
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>>701653683
Hell yeahhhhhh
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lot of people want slytherin, why is that?
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ya
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RAVEN CLAW BITCHES!!
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Ravenkokk please
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character profile implies slytherin
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>>701645497
my mother was a squib, and my mother's mother before her.
then she got raped by voldemort.
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>>701645497
Keking out the roll
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>>701645497
ehhhh
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>>701645497
SORT ME FAGGOT
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Roll
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>>701654048
Voldemort here: She was loose as fuck
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rolls royce
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>>701645497
rololl
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>>701654150
FUCK I WANTED HUFFLEPUFF
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Get Me in that Hufflepuff
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>>701645497
must be pretty awkwrd to put on the hat and it says 'gtfo muggle'
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>>701654319
NO REROLL
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Hogwarts is gay
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>>701645497
rolll
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rolling for slytherin, baby
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>>701645497
I'm a girl btw
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>>701654048
Looks like somebody lied
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Roll
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>>701645497
Anything but Ravenclaw
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roll
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Get
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>>701645497
give me that Hufflepuff justice!
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>>701645497
Roll
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I know.
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I can play?
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>>701654642
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>>701645497
Pottermore gave me Slytherin
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Roll
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>>701645497
I always get slytherin in the little online tests. I think that's just a pitfall of adulthood.

You don't care about bravery or chivalry anymore. All adults are cowards.

You don't care about hard work or loyalty anymore. You've learned hard work doesn't pay off, and people aren't loyal.

You don't care about learning anymore. You're confident you already know everything you'll ever need.

So all that's left is ambition. The fervent hope that something will happen that will leave you with all the power.
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Roll
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>>701654816
2edgy5me
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Rolling for anything but hufflepuff. I'd rather be a muggle or a filthy mudblood.
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>>701645497
roolll
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>>701654942
Fuck!
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Roll for truth
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>>701645497
Hell yeah
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>>701645497
Slytherin get
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rollin
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>>701645497

Fuk yea nigga lets roll
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>>701655159
Filthy muggle
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>>701645497
come on ravenclaw
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Griffundor 3 points inc
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>>701645497
rollllllllll
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Where do I belong?
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I'm a ravenclaw
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Rollerino
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>>701645497
Ok.
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>>701654366
>tfw no one checks my dubs
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Hufflepuff values autism lmao
>>701645497
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>>701645497

Sort me!
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Monica
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>>701645497
Ruller
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>>701645497
Megamans sis
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Rol
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>>701645497
Muggle overlord here to fuck your school up.
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>>701645497

HUfflepuff masterrace.
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Roll
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>>701655921

oh fuck you hat
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>>701645497
Not slytherin not slytherin not slytherin
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Ravenclaw get
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Wizards 4 faygs
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Not Slytherin
Not Slytherin
Not Slytherin
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>>701645497
Rolling
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>>701645497
kill the jews/muggles
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>>701645497
SLYTHERIN!
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Don't be Slytherin! Don't be Slytherin! Don't be Slytherin! Don't be Slytherin! Don't be Slytherin! Don't be Slytherin! Don't be Slytherin! Don't be Slytherin!
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Slytherin get
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>>701656927
Fuck you, Sorting Hat. You listened to Harry!
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i fucked dumbledore
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>>701645497
>>701645497
allahu akbar?
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Roll
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>>701645497
Rolling
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Roll2
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>>701645497
Slythrin plz
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rollin
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>>701645497
Rolling for muggle. Fuck you faggot wizards
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>>701657164
ravenclaw will do i suppose.
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Rolling
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Roll3
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rolling
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Rollo
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>>701645497
RAVENCLAW MOTHER FUCKERS!!!!!
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rollinnngggg
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roll
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rollonini
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Rollll
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rollin
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>>701645497
rufflepuffle
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Roll...!
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rollin
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>>701645497
Fucking Hufflepuff
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Please not slytherin please not slytherin
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>>701645497
ok
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>>701657844
as it was meant to be. dubs and ravenclaw. win win
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Roll
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calling muggle
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Well why not
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Rollin
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Ravenclaw motherfuckers
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>>701645497
Jingleberries!
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>>701645497
Rolling for Ravenclaw or Slytherin
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>>701658256
I think the "motherfuckers" got me to slytherin
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>>701658256
I think the "motherfuckers" got me to slytherinnnnnn
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>>701645497
ayy lmao
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roll
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>>701658256
Motherfucker took me to slytherin
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I tried to run over a dude in a HP costume on Halloween once. Unfortunately failed.
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Duh. Dont even care
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kek
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>>701645497
rolling for final solution
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Rell
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roll for slytherin bitches
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Rollerino faggerinos
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>>701645497
Wow, it's awfully big in here.
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>>701645497
Rollie polie
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hat roll
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>>701645497
Rollllin
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JK rolling

Also the Diggory girl is voldemorts daughter
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>>701645497
fuck off filthy muggles
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Rollin rollin
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Rollin
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>>701645497
fuck it, I'll roll
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avada kedavroll
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i want to fuck herimone let jizz in er hair, bust on er face, rape the coolie bitch potter liked them smashed that firey redhead sisters of ron, i want to slow peice the skinof a nigger and watch the bllod drip, one less nigger is a good nigger. Rolling!
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>>701645497
desu
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>>701645497
eym hury potr
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Hufflepuff
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Magical jelly rolls..
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rollinglul
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>>701645497
I know I'm a Ravenclaw you bastard
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If I'm not Ravenclaw I'm gonna be pissed
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>>701645497
j.k rolling
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>>701645497
Gryffindor get
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>>701645497
Let's see...
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Rell
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>>701659999
well i just ruined a nice quads...
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Ravenclaw, here I come
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>>701645497
Always was a Slytherin
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Trips
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>>701645497
fuuuuuuuuuuuuck
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Roll that beautiful bean footage
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Rollie Pollie Ollie
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>>701645497
Wew
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