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Hello, i am from Iran and i am going to study english in USA.

Are americans racist against persians?

I am not muslim, i am zoroastrian
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You look white you'll be fine. Also, don't say you're iranian say you're persian
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>>701150225
We're full up, stay there.
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>>701150225
You're good,fam. Glory to Assad
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congrats, you're about to be swimming in pussy
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>>701150402
Assad is bad, but compared to islamic shit he is very good person
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>>701150225
I mean you look white tbh. People'll probably find you interesting, you'll be rolling in pussy if your english is good.
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>>701150597
Really? Why?

i consider myself ugly haha
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>>701150863
>accent
>looks better than most people here in murica
>weird ass religion that makes you "exotic"
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>>701150863
you'll need to wear wellies to wade through that pussy bro
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holy fuck you are beautiful
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OP is very good looking tbh
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>>701150863
Nah dude, not ugly for 'Merica standards
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post penis
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>>701150225
>>>/pol/86604831
IT'S HAPPENING!
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>>701151135
>>701151329

haha thats funny, thank you

i want to know about making friends, i have never been in America before and i only have travelled to Italy for a week an to China.
Maybe I am not very extroverted lie americans but i like making friends. i want to make good friends there.

In my country tv say that americans are like devils and i dont know if you think the same about persians
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Fuckin sand niggers. Comin in here eating my pussy and slurpin up my sauce. Faggot. Fuck asssad and your want of furthur edumacatiin. ( i imagine thats the worst youll get in the northern states)
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>>701151985
>>701150402

You guys do realize Iran and Syria are actually different countries?

It's like you're calling Obama the president of Canada.
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Just know I'm USA keksandra is most popular may may
>pic related
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>>701150225
Depends where you go. It probably wouldn't be smart to proudly state that you're from Iran
>>701150863
Shave and you'll be swimming in boipucci
>>701151866
Where I live, immigrants are highly regarded. We love them. Americans will ask you a lot of questions about your country and lifestyle. Be prepared to be surrounded. We really have no opinion about Persians
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>>701152410
i dont shave, always use beard.

what is boipucci?
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>>701151985
i am not from syria, i am Persian. We are different races
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>>701152792
Man's butt. Ignore the faggot.
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>>701152792
>what is boipucci?

the greatest thing in the world

>>701152916
>Man's butt

no, cute feminine mans butt


there's a diffrence
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>>701152792
Boipucci - gay man's ass
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>>701150225
>zoroastrian

I lold
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>zoroastrian

the fuck is that
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>>701153141
buahpoochee
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>>701150225
The Persian empire crumbled long ago. People that call themselves Persian need a history lesson.
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>>701153064

Tv in Iran say that many of americans are gay, is that true?
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>>701153374
a holes a hole
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>>701153174
why?

explain me
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>>701153343
What?

You dont now. Not all iranians are persians, and not all Persians are iranian.

Ignorant
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>>701153374
If you think about 5% of 320 million is a lot, then yeah. What area of the USA are you going to?
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>>701153480
It looked like zoro artisan at a glance

I had no idea you were so cool OP
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>>701150225
>I am not muslim, i am zoroastrian

you'll be fine then
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>>701150225
Yeah they can't tell the difference.
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>>701153374
Yeah it's true we are a massive bunch of faggots that control the world from our amazing country. Oh and we killed harambe
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>>701153647
>Ignorant

welcome to america
ignorance is bliss
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>>701153374
Your on /b/. Isn't it obvious. Faggots everywhere.
Nah in the real world I would doubt there are more gay people then anywhere else, even Iran. They just don't have to hide it and are much more open about it.
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>>701153679
I dont know yet.

I have 3 places to choose.
Los Angeles California
Dallas Texas
Boston Massachusetts

i like nature and friendly people
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I feel bad about using new key ron as my usernames in Twitch for raids
Desu they're actually pretty cool
Nukes
Holocaust denial
Hate Israel
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>>701153910
Texas seems like the right place for you actually
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>>701153910
Niggaaaaa

What's your criteria then, cause those three city's are different at fuck
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>>701153910
>get stabbed to death by mexicans
>alright place
>assholes with a lot of self entitlement
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>>701153910
I'd ignore all three then. Go somewhere in the Midwest like St. Louis, Kansas City, Cincinnati, or the Twin Cities. They'll be a lot cheaper to live in as well as having more friendly people.
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OP, have you ever had your DNA tested? You don't look ME. You could pass as as Southern Euro.
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>>701154108
>>701154038

I like history very much, ancient cities, i like nature, beaches and sorry for say it i like pretty girls too
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>>701154233
>You don't look ME
well he said he was Iranian
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>>701153647
That's like calling Italians Roman.
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>>701154389
north Carolina sounds like your kind of place
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>>701150225
You better eat bacon bitch.
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>>701153647
Actually neither are Persian because the Persian empire doesn't exist.
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>>701154233
I am not middle eastern, i am persian.
In my town there are blonde and redhead people.

There are a lot of white looking people here.

I dont consider myself white
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>>701150225
What is it with iranians speaking such good enlgish? Three people in my masters program were from IRan. First time for all three to be in an english speaking country (and first to actually live in another ocuntry, though two had vacationed in europe)

and all three spoke such excellent english.
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>>701154389
Jacksonville, Florida would be pretty decent. It's close to the oldest settlement in the US. If you could live without beaches, then I'd go to St. Louis, Missouri where there are the Cahokia Mounds, home to the largest Mississippian Indian population in pre-Colombian USA, plus it's pretty history rich. Then, there's always Richmond, Virginia
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>>701154734
what town is that?
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>>701154389
I recommend Dallas
I live in Houston, pretty close, and my Grandpa lives in Dallas so I've been there a few times
Pretty cool place, not many libtards to ruin it as far as I can tell, just try to avoid colleges, which should go without saying in these times
If you like beaches, and you're willing to pick up some Spanish, no worries as English is still a pretty common language there, I cannot recommend Puerto Rico enough
Friendly af community
Nice and warm
High Tier to FUCKING GOD TIER beaches depending on where you go
Pretty nice place
I'm biased though, being Puerto Rican myself
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>>701154803
ISIS pls go
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>>701154794
new england is oldest part of settled US, you dipshit
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>>701150225
Naa I like Persians
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>>701154889
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>>701154711

Spanish empire doesn't exist, there are not spanish people anymore.
Ancient greece doesn't exist, not greeks anymore.

Persia is a region a people and i am proud to be persian and resisted to the islamic invaders
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>>701154910
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>>701154910
St. Augustine, Florida is, dumbass
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>>701154770
Mate how else are they supposed to understand government secrets if they happen to stumble upon them somehow and feel it to be their duty as an Iranian to tell their country?
Also maybe the hatred of murica drives them to learn English to better communicate with them
...to tell them how much they suck
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>>701155108
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There have been cases of pretty much anyone from the middle East being mistaken for Muslims so yeah a little bit
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>>701155163
Maybe, sexy as hell too.
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>>701154734
Sorry, I meant you don't look like a typical ME most people would picture, like an Arab. Normally I don't picture people with such Caucasoid features from Iran or surrounding countries.
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>>701154868
Than for your reccomendation.

I speak spanish fluently because i study in unversity. I love beaches very much and not very hot weather.

I would like Puerto Rico but i want to live with 100% english language.
>>701154770
Thats because they have money to pay english classes and study in english speaking countries and because persian language is indoeuropean, not semitic
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>>701155150
no, I don't think so
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>>701155594
>sh classes and study in english speaking countries and because persian language is indoeuropean

THese three had never been to an english speaking country
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>>701155594
>semitic
Lanugage may be indoeuropean, but your noses are often semitic
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THIS IS MADNESS
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>>701155499
I understand.

You have to know that countries like afganistan for example are not "country". They are a bunch of tribes in an artificial country. There are tribes with blonde people, others are arabs, others are very dark skinned, etc..
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>>701150225
Americans are racist to anyone that isn't themselves. They honestly think that their over weight asses are superior to everyone else.
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>>701155751
how so>?
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>>701150225
You look white to me. Not being Muslim is also a huge plus. Welcome to the US!
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>>701155605
>New England
Settled 1600
>St. Augustine, FL
Settled 1565
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>>701153772
Rip
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>>701155647
is not very difficult if you study since you are a kid.
>>701155705
yes, persians have noses like that. Thats nose is not "semitic". Arabs have more african blood
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>>701155949
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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>>701150863
Dude youre hot as fuck. And im a straight guy
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>>701156079
Florida is a shit hole

>>701156154
Very high rate of rhinoplasty in IRan I've read
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>>701151135
>>701151866
Autistic muslime. America is the best, sandnigger. Die.
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>>701156350
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>>701151510
Kill yourself, europig. America #1, europig. Die.
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>>701154157
i can not choose those cities, sorry.

>>701154156
why you say that, are mexicans bad people?
black americans are friendly or not?
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>>701150225
Some fags might call you sandnigger or something once in a blue moon but it's got nothing to do with hate or especially racism.

Islam wants to destroy our country, and we're not okay with it
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>>701156375
love ya too friend
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>>701155150
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>>701156350
Florida is pretty cool, m8. No income tax, can own a hangar in your backyard, got crocodiles and alligators.
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>>701156350
so is your moms asshole. what's that got to do with the price of tea in china?
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>>701156475
Gotcha, friendo. Just a warning, Los Angeles has shitty traffic and it's pretty expensive
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>>701156475
like every group of people, there are the good and the bad, but there are a higher group of bad with those races, just have to be careful where you go
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>>701156350
>>701156388
yup, but i like iranian noses, is part f our blood.

but my nose is straigh, thats weird haha

here first time i drink cocacola
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>>701150225
nigger go away
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>>701150225
if you're brown expect some bullshit

it depends on where you go but you wont be pushed around or beat up, unless Trump gets elected

you get shit on for your skin color and religion, doesnt matter what you actually are people here presume you are whatever all the time.
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>>701156692
In Iran, they hang people for being the gay.
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>>701156603
>crocodiles
u wut?
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>>701150863
you aint ugly either, if this is you in the pic i think you will be fine in the US
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>>701156733
Hey, I ain't arguing. I find many of the Iranians I went to school with to be very attractive.
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>>701156733
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Fuck everyone BLACK ppl rule!!!!!!
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>>701156847
>crocodiles
there actually crocs in florida now
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>>701156847
Do you not know what a crocodile is?
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>>701150225
We'll just think you're a time-traveling prince. Because that's all we fucking know/care about persia
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>>701150863
>>>/soc/
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>>701156803
in my state they tie 'em to the end of a truck and drive down the dirt road
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>>701150225
Your not Black enough. We blacks run this country. Go be gay and white somewhere else.
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tuRzQfuWcnU
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>>701156803
if you have money in Iran you can live like in any western country.

>>701156719
i have a scholarshio of 1700 dollars per month, can i live with that in LA?
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>>701150225
NO Black, so shut up bitch
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>>701157122
i dont want to be rated or something like that, i dont care to show my face
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>>701150225
pics and info sent to authorities for being a spy. enjoy the cameras, microphones and HIV planted in all that sweet sweet american pussy.
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>>701157027
what like you transplanted one?
>>701157047
i was implying that crocs aren't indigenous to FL, shitdick
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>>701151510
Seriously
kys
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>>701150225
That's brown enough for me, nigger.
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>>701157264
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>>701157568
>>701157025
>>701156736
>>701156451
>>701156375
anons careful, your autism is showing
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>>701150863
>>701150225
Post pics of your bum hole and dick man
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>>701150225
Go back to your desert you sandnigger
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>>701157492
Yes they are, American Crocodiles are native in southern Florida. Are you the same retard who said that New England was settled before St. Augustine?
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>>701151866
Iranian peeps are cool but fuck your government
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>>701153064
,>>701152916
You kids are dumb boi pussi is not man butt its a dick of a gay man or a dick its what gays and feminists call dick
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>>701157777
checked and seconded
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>>701157316
Honestly, I don't know. I just know it's expensive. You're probably going to have to live with a roommate or two
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>>701157840
don't believe everything you read on wikipedia, kid
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>>701157909
no thats a sissy clitty
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>>701153374
There are a lot more gays in Islamic countries than USA but Americans aren't as secretive about it.
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>>701156733
Same here. I'm Albanian and I have a perfectly straight nose. They call it a "Greek nose"
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>>701157316

$1700 USD monthly has a different value dependant upon the cost of living where you're at. LA, likely not so much. Out in the sticks (southeastern US), you could do fine.

Just don't put up with any shit from the rednecks.
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>>701158062
Don't you have to go protest that the airplanes flying over us are emitting mind altering chemicals or something?
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>>701158156

islamic rape even animals, truste me i am persian i have seen that.

Afghans rape 5 years old boys dancers
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>>701154505
I'm from North Carolina and would be glad to show an Iranian around. It's a pretty cool place.
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>>701153910
None of those 3 cities has much nature or friendly people. Boston has shy assholes, Dallas has friendly assholes, LA is a cesspool.
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>>701153910
boston has all the cool robotics and secret darpa shit. it has a lot of international flavor and if the massive amounts of opium doesnt tell you, there are a ton of other desert spies you can make friends with. ya know, have someone to talk to about spy stuff while spying. if you get caught creeping around MIT at night, just say you are tracking a rare charmander.
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>>701158476
nah i got done with that and am currently working on my new project: murdering your mothers pussy. btw you're a bitch ass nigga with no common sense and if you're still reading this, your mom will die in her sleep tonight
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>>701151866
Most Americans won't even know what "Persian" means.
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>>701158560
>shy assholes
i've never met a shy person from boston, they're all loud as shit
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>>701158697
STOP
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>>701157135
Texas? That you?
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>>701158939
nah but just as hot FL
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You're good OP, just don't do anything stupid or act suspicious. Have a fun time.
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>>701150225
No one like Zorro so fuck off.
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>>701159065
can you fag bash me daddy
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>>701157568
>>701157025
>>701156736
>>701156451
>>701156375
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>>701153910
If your moving to Boston, I'm in Worcester. I'll hang with you Persian bro. I've got some Persian friends anyways. Just be down with weed, alcohol, partying and bitches.
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are this typical american girls?
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>>701158697
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>>701150225
Oh wow, a Zoroastrian...glad to know a few of you still exist. You ever heard of the Flower of Life books by Drunvalo Melchizedek? You should look into it.
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>>701159421
Yeah they're called whores. We have lots of them
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>>701155833
You're a dumbass, the U.S. is a melting pot of immigrants from all over.
stupid Eurofuck
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>>701159421

We've got a lot better than that, my magic carpet riding friend. Lots of our women are whores, and proud.
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>>701159252
i don't know how many dicks you've gotta suck to look like that, but i'd give ya a pump or two
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>>701150225
Don't push your culture on anyone and you'll be fine/
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>>701159598
are you the fag basher tho?

still got time for you if not tho i guess :^)
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>>701159252
you need to be here, son
>>701149375 (OP)
>mental illness bread
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>>701156350
New England is fully cucked with one exeption
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>>701159768
nah i just got here. shitposter extraordinaire
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>>701159556
of white immigrants
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>>701150225
>Are americans racist against persians?
Ghetto blacks might be.
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>>701160058
I'm a European immigrant to the U.S
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>>701155833
Why don't you come to the Moon and say it to our faces?
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>>701159878
hi daddy
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>>701157316
Dallas is the cheapest of your cities. I don't think you can survive on 1700 in boston or LA
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>>701160335
You can do Just fine in Boston with that much. Just don't live in the center of Boston. MASShole here.
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>>701160185
kek
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>>701160510
DELETE THIS
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>>701160226
you should be in bed. sorry about your sore ass btw
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>>701160510
her pussy is so weird
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>>701150225
this is stale pasta. stop it
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>>701158638
Dallas has lots of top secret government contract places too.
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>>701160621
DELETE THIS
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>>701160649
post-pregnancy i assume. they cut from the bottom of the vag to about the asshole to make birth giving "easier"
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This is a trap thread now
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>>701160649
It's a feminine penis
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>>701159556
/thread
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Lets listen to some Shahram
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>>701160642
its okay daddy i wont tell mom i promise :^)
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>>701160335
>>701160460

i can live with a roommate.
i am very austere
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>>701156891


MY GUESS IS YOU ARE FAT AS FUCK AND A BETA ESTROGEN MALE WHO HAS ZERO CHANCE WITH WOMEN HIS OWN RACE...
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To get into the U.S. you need to tell the boarder guard the secret "password".
Look him/her straight in the eye and scream ALLAH AKBAR!

They'll let you right in
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>>701161109
i know you won't, because i won't be so forgiving in your punishment the next time. daddy gets what daddy wants.
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DUDE, IN MY LARGE METROPOLITAN CITY MOST PEOPLE DESPISE IRANIAN PEOPLE. THEY ARE OBNOXIOUS WANNABE TOUGH GUYS WHO USUALLY END UP BEATEN HALF TO DEATH BY BLACKS.

FUCK OFF AND STAY IN IRAN
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>>701152410
Where are you from anon?
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>>701153343
Dude, don't make any more posts like this, you are being watched. Get out come to the US or EU and study. It is expensive thought.

No people will not mind you if you are not muslim and define yourself as Persian,

You can't afford threads like this or you may get allahvanned
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please dont post homosexual things

i want to thank all the anons who give me reccomendations

please i want to know if can i live with 1700 in boston, LA and Dallas
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>>701161420
:3 just not tonight please im still so sore from today before school
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>>701161571
OP confirm for loving the homosex
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>>701150225
Nah, I'd say you're not brown enough to have to worry about it too much. You might get strange looks for your accent or for saying openly that you're from Iran, but you'll blend in well enough that you'll at least have the option of flying under the radar. You'll find a few people here and there who are racist enough to give you a hard time, but I wouldn't worry about being treated especially poorly by anyone but total strangers on special occasions.

Don't get me wrong, there's a lot of racism in the US; it's just that a large majority of it is the kind that's easily ignored. We have such a mixed population that most of us aren't all that surprised to see a guy with a darker complexion and a strange accent. You might have to jump through some extra hoops at the airports though
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>>701161504
watch out for mentally ill ugly men pretending to be women when you get to the us. Open society means tolerance for nutty disturbed attention whores due to lack of space in mental hospitals
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>>701161571
That's not homosexual they're girls with feminine penis
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>>701161442
St. Louis
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>>701150225
You'll be cool. So long as you don't have a super thick accent or wear traditional clothes, people on a college campus won't even look at you funny.

Except the girls. They'll probably go rabid once you're here.
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>>701161936
as a homosex i can confirm that shemale is not homosex
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>>701161571
Live in a suburban area and you'll be just fine
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>>701161936
that's a metal attention whore bait derailing the thread....
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>>701161613
tonight, we rest. but i'll be waiting for you after school tomorrow. your mother will be working until 5 if the schedule prevails. that will leave us just enough time for us to "share our love" before i need to prepare dinner. being a house husband isn't easy you know? don't be late
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>>701150225
you look white and are non-muslim so you're golden fam, good luck!
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>>701161571
http://www.bestplaces.net/cost-of-living/
Dallas is 34% cheaper than Boston.
Dallas is 35% cheaper than Los Angeles.
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>>701161982
why girls will go rabid? they hate people like me?

btw i forget to say that i am going to play football (soccer) in one of those 3 universities
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>>701162096
aside from it as being gayeeee you mean?

ie two men fucking each other..

psychosis...trying to redefine reality to suit the mentally ill

either way no place for it here respecting the fact it could get op allah vanned in an oppressive regime.
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>>701162417
>http://www.bestplaces.net/cost-of-living/
wow bro, thank you very much!!!
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>>701150863
you look pretty white but look a bit more exotic and the ladies love that shit

American women love foreign accents.

No homo but you are handsome.
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>>701162565
Which universities?
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>>701162366
kek
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>>701150863
honestly i'd let you assrape me anytime
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>>701153141
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ew-FnPkepOY
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>>701162366
ok daddy :^) give me all your love

ill send you lots of snaps from the bathroom :)
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>>701162829
Always a great irony in the fact that the gayeee are much keener to try and fuck straight people than each other. Guess they don't like each others rainbow that much. Best of luck op.
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>>701162580
ummm the whole website could get him in trouble???? its fucking 4chan!
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>>701163118
yeah, Jesus Christ they're over the top tonight
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>>701163118
at least they're not as bad as the Russians
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>>701163142
>>701163142
True thus my advise to him that this thread could get him vanned.

How do you know this is not someone trying to achieve that against the person in the pic of the OP out of spite because of religious discrimination against zoroastrianin in Iran?
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>>701163118
>>701163142
ridiculous to assume that any of these people are actually gay and not just trolls.
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>>701163471
speaking of Russians
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>>701163319
trapchan has been raiding b for years. They were a joke orinally and they have been trying to make themselves into anything else for years. They can't face the fact that they always will be for some people. It's the whole trying to make the world fit mental illness psychosis thing.
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>>701162908
I prefer Fat Bottom Boys, courtesy of /fit/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXCfLMabcZw
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>>701163925
I checked on /b/ today
To see if I still feel
I see its filled with gay
What the fuck is their deal

The gays have but one hole
The traps are now a thing
Try to close the gay away
But I remember everything

What has /b/ become?
My sweetest friend
The oldfags that I knew
Went away in the end

And you can check what you want
My 4chan of shit
It will let you down
It will make you cringe

I close my browser now
Upon my dirty screen
Full of jizz and cum
I cannot make clean

I remember a great time
When WT snacks was there
Now he's somewhere else
He is still not here

And you can check what you want
My 4chan of shit
It will let you down
It will make you cringe

If I were but a mod
On my favorite chan
I would ban all the gay
I would find a way
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>>701150225
There are still Zoroastrians? I thought that religion was long dead.
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>>701163491
The Russian b/tards or the new toxic by product of the fascist Russian state and its ultranationalist bs?

two different things
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you killed this thread
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>>701150225
you're probably good
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>>701163912
It's funny. I don't give a single fuck if these guys want to suck a dick.
Nope, no care
But ...

It does jam my gears when they scream this shit with their "gay pride parades" and all the other "attention whore" shit.
true story
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>>701164369
Look trapchan raiding b again.....yawn. Still no interest in your mental illness thanks and this place was better when you were a star wars derived joke...which ironically you still are.

Must be tough knowing non mentally ill people still sum up your 'lifestyle' with a star wars meme huh?
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>>701164092
this hurts
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>>701164285
Marco Polo wrote about them in the travels, the three wise men leaving the perpetual flame they got at the nativity with them. It is a genuine religion with old roots.
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>>701165184
It's the truth.
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>>701161151
no
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>>701165336
I think he meant that it's so autistic that it hurts
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>>701166109
fags gonna fag
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>>701166109
meh. Long time since there was much fresh and funny, you've got traps 24/7 instead, they are better than paedos but not much.
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>>701166377
No they're not.

not even
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>>701166620
Both on trying to reach out with underage summerfags.....so a lot in common.
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>>701166377
I'd take old /b/ over this stupid shit anytime.
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>>701166821
The old /b is dead. Has been since 2006.

This is now a place for traps to raid and the public to come to try and imagine what once was.
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>>701166377
chink m00t just needs to make a trap board to move them. Same thing happened with the ponyfags, no more ponyfags on /b/
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>>701150863
Cut the hair short and grow out your beard. You'll look a lot better.
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>>701150225
>Are americans racist against persians?

Just dont allahu ackbar anybody and legal immigrants are welcomed.
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>>701167016
unfortunately, you're right

I really don't care if someone's gay. You're going to have a certain segment of society that is. Only in the U.S. Can this happen so openly. I'd never thought I'd say this but Russia and Iran have this right.
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>>701167213
The whole thing started because they objected to being taken the piss out of with the its a trap meme. These raids are run out of trapchan which is where these men in skirts huddle and rant and the world not seeing them through their selfdefined psychosis. Like the paedos before them they think bombarding the world with their shit will make them valid.

And they could never take the joke. Men in frocks are sooooooooooo serious about being laydeeees. Thus the ocd 24/7 raiding. Straight teens fapping to them is their ultimate high. Same shit with the paedos.Still a star wars meme though....and always will be really.
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>>701152212
Obama basically is the president of Canada after he socialized our healthcare. Ayy lmao
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>>701167968
No Russia and Iran don't have it right. Jailing and persecuting people is not right. I can dislike them and still allow they the right to exist. However the traps don't see the world this way. They want the world to 100% buy in to their mental illness or they will screeeem.
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>>701162366
lmao holy shit this thread is still here? where did my dadddy go
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>>701168437
You're right, I don't think they should be jailed so much as beaten to death.
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>>701154868
>from Houston
>Hispanic
Legit, this checks out. Houston is like 95% wetback now.
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>>701168681
He fucked off and left your mother there to hate you....and in revenge she made you the faggot you are.
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>>701168770
>>701168437
iran is very odd. they actually have like the highest rate of transexual surgeries and they can even be paid for by the goverment

gay can get out of punishment by saying they are trans and having the surgery.

because some mullah said that trans is a thing
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>>701150225
most americans are fuckin dumb so it depends where you go. most americans that aren't bigoted would think of "prince of persia" or other stereotypes and would probably thing it's really cool that you are persian. ivy league and snobby types might not care as much. also the bedraggled look will work for awhile but you will want to cut your hair regularly and shave your neck/clean it up eventually
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>>701169045
go suck Hillery's dick you fuckin little bitch
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>>701168997
oh wow..... :( that makes me sad

will you fuck me?
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>>701169022
So if they catch a gayeeeeeeeee its chop your cock of or we destroy you?

Hardly reasonable.

Traps and gayeeee is a cancer on b because it is a lutz free zone always was and always wlll be.

You can't even laugh at traps for the hysterical lolcows they are because you have to take men in frocks soooooooooo seriously because they are laaaaydies.
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>>701169629
No. Try lgbt. Someone may care there. I don't.
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>>701169629
why not fuck yourself?
good idea amiright?
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>>701169871
Hey, don't group us gays with those faggot traps. They've been stealing our progress and have been degenerating us for years
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>>701169871
wat
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>>701170112
Take it to lbgt. I don't give a fuck and never will. Men fucking each other. Boring as fuck in either variety and unfunny as hell in either variety
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>>701170580
Half of lgbt has the exact same opinion, the other half is literally just a bunch of trap threads
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>>701170112
You're the living proof that gayeeeeeee and traps have to make every thread about gayeeee and traps. Fuck off. This is why it is cancer and part of what killed b
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>>701170839
I think it's you and your ilk that's trying to destroy this board.
But really, no one cares
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>>701170839
Considering you're the one who brought it up...
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>>701171301
you caught me
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>>701170785
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>>701171528
Nope, we don't fart or defecate
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>>701171667
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>>701160883
Asian traps turn me on. I am disgusted by any other races as trans.
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I don't scream that I'm a heterosexual at people. I don't parade up and down streets screaming about pussy.
Jesus Fucking Christ, Bruce ... calm the fuck down
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>>701150391
Studying fuckwit
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>>701150225
Fuck off sandnigger.
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gays are all jews and niggers. fuck em to hell and stop ruining mah country faggots!!
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>>701173609
with an attitude like that OP, you won't like this country
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>>701173900
don't come to the south then. stay your ass up north with the people who want you there
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