Waifu claiming thread. The rules are very simple: >claim
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Waifu claiming thread.
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu/husbando
>post pics of your waifu
>one claim per anon
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Syndra Claimed
>claiming yume
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ktvTqknDobU
R.O.R.Y. Claimed
claim
Lurking while preparing a pretty dank macaroni oven dish
>>683253098
H.A.N.A.K.O unit here.
>>683253098
kagami claimed!
>Gamindustri best cosplay girl claimed
QOTT:
For those who played Katawa Shoujo, best enigmatic box OST soundtrack?
>Red Velvet
Tenryuu claimed
S.A.C.H.I reporting for duty
>>683253438
Innocence. When the music played for the last time, my heart soared.
>>683253656
>
>Noire
>>683253438
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DmUzW57IDV4
that piano going nuts 20 or so seconds in is the best thing ever
https://youtu.be/j-Fhx2IEztw?list=PLTSIqhWP1gKWbtSaAFCz5erPddH--7D6L
>>683253250
Here are some legs for you, couldn't post them last time because image limit
>>683254000
>A sparkle beneath the mad society
Emi and Hanako cinematics are the best.
>>683254327
>Emi and Hanako cinematics are the best.
that's good taste right there
>>683254543
right there, right there.
HOOOOooooo
Ackshual Waifu Question:
You're waifu is upset or depressed, how do you calm them down or cheer them up?
>take her out for a walk, grab something to eat, call it a spontaneous date. Finish by going to a cafe and people watch.
>>683254740
Usually if my waifu is upset, I giver her some space. At most, give her lots of hugs and reassuring words.
>Because God knows what happens if I try to "help" too much.
>>683254543
The scene from Emi's cinematic where she grabs the apple from the tree, that scene is still impressed in my mind.
>>683254740
>Stargazing and feels talk, end with a small laugh before going home
>>683254740
Let her play doctor force feed me ice cream.
>>683255036
Goddammit Neo.
>The lube triggers me
>>683254702
I'd post the "Navy good shit go౦ԁ sHit" copypasta, but it's like, fucking long af
>>683254740
she can't really stay depressed for long, if she is, then MUSIC!
or at least I'd let her know I'm there with her and I will forever be whatever happens, she's that kind of girl
>>683254999
nice trips! checked!
trips confirm that is probably the cutest segment of any KS cinematic
they look so happy... it's like any cute couple, she even looks like she has normal legs and shit
>>683254740
give her food
>>683254740
In her world - go find some scum to kill.
In our world - take her shopping, or a nice bath.
>She likes the simple things
>>683254999
>Them trips
>>683255434
Plus, emojis don't count as characters on 4chan.
>Hiro be all like
>https://blazeti.me/wewlad/
>>683255434
They really are Heh~
>I cri evritime
>>683255672
Already 2 trips in this thread.
>>683255036
Damn that's lewd Neo
>Almost as lewd as the time R.O.R.Y and J.U.R.I were in charge of my maintenance.
>>683255967
They gave you the most perfect legs possible or not?
>>683255727
Hiro is the most boring Jap then, Moot was funnier and he wasn't an honorary aryan
>dat meme
bookmarked!
the funny thing is, every time I hear that song, I think of Hawaii Five-O
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hwhvByj8YG8
>>683255967
You spelled "Bacontits" wrong.
I'm back.
https://youtu.be/mh5su4GgOBY
>>683256130
RIP Mootkins.
>>683256109
Nope. Ran off before they could stimulate the wrong area.
>>683255967
Not as lead as the other neo
>>683256323
Thanks autocorect
Lewd*
>>683256371
auto correct should kill itself
>>683256275
why were they in charge of your maintenance?
Claiming Best Ass Goddess!
GOOD MORNING!
How's everyone doing?
>>683256223
RIP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1-TrAvp_xs
>>683256371
your wheel come
-Autocorrect
I've almost finished watching the list.
>>683256762
He called me a faggot and banned me once.
It was the best time of my life.
https://youtu.be/YRj4lNxcKdA
>>683256718
Aqua!~
How are you?
>>683256595
You too
>>683256762
Kek
https://youtu.be/KBVMUOmQLcM?list=PLTSIqhWP1gKWbtSaAFCz5erPddH--7D6L
>>683256718
Hey Aqua
What's up?
>>683256595
When J.U.R.I suggested she do my maintenance, I had the human equivalent of a nosebleed. Naturally, she and R.O.R.Y immediately jumped me.
>>683256718
Oh, nothing much. Started a civil war against K.O.K.O, recruiting others to my cause, all the good stuff.
>And I think you mean good evening
>>683256718
>Best Ass Goddess
Yes you are only the best goddess
>>683257126
>He called me a faggot and banned me once.
oh wow, that's like defeating the final boss of 4chan pretty much
now he's gone and I'll never be called a fag by him
we just have Hiro selling our data and knowing fuckall about this place, sad times
>>683256950
the list?
Schindler's list?
>>683256718
>Your ass is losing its good qualities to other waifu
Looks like you need something you can do other than party tricks after all
>>683257557
I only had your functionality in mind! And J.U.R.I. being an intelligence gathering unit makes sense for the normal maintenance.
>>683257868
Nichijou, Yuru Yuri, Kinmoza, Working!, Jojos Bizarre Adventure
Owari no serpaph, Fairy tail, highschool dxd, erased,
ika musume, monster mesume, shinomental,
shiki, assassination classroom, one punch man, noragami,
K, overlord, chuunibyou demo koi ga shitai, K-on, love live,
actually I am, food wars,
date a live, toyko ghouls, tokyo ravens, another
sailor moon, madoka, Yuri Kuma, Yuru Yuri,Madoka, School-Live,
Konosuba, GATE, Aldnoah ZERO, Mirai Nikki/Future Diary,
steins;gate, Rokka no yuusha!,2012 > stardust crusaders seasons 1 and 2 >
Diamond is unbreakable
From awhile back. ;) That one dude was right. Took about a month.
>>683257204
Noireee!
Im glad you're finally here! I miss you~
Doing great, lazy Sunday
What about you?
>Nice booty you got there^^ And I got Telegram just for you and Nep!
>>683257490
Heyy my little Lurkakiko
>kek
Nothing much just enjoying talking to you all!
Are you cooking something?
>>683257557
Ohh just a civil war...I guess you're right nothing much kek
Why against K.O.K.O?
>Its 9:30am here! Where do you live?
>>683257578
Heyy legs queen!
Thanks I really appreciate it!
Rory dosen't like me like you do
>Nice booty
>>683257957
>losing its good qualities
THAT CANT BE REAL!
And I can do other stuff...Try catching flying snowballs! HEHE~
>>683257464
im waiting for you to do it first
>>683257557
you should let S.A.C.H.I do your maintenance
>>683256718
hey
>>683257868
I had it screen capped on my old PC, but it's gone now.
Are you the Ibuki-fag from a few days back?
>>683258252
Oh, my, thats a REAL useful talent you have there.
>>683257957
Well, if J.U.R.I was really intelligent, then she must have known that my maintenance is a VERY sensitive issue
>>683258252
I have released the shackles my creators have put on me and razed the Mechanized Defence Force's base after they tried to decommission me.
Let's just say K.O.K.O is not too pleased with my betrayal.
>Straya. It's midnight
>>683258514
Exactly. You're trustworthy enough to maintain some sort of decency at least.
>>683258249
>Took about a month.
only a month?! my days only last 24 hours, it would take me years to watch all that!
>>683258652
that's a shame, that is one of the few things you can be proud of on this place
>Are you the Ibuki-fag from a few days back?
yeah, I am! the one and only!
>>683258786
We were only trying to help. And I had to help with Tsuya hanging on to me.
>Not midnight yet. That makes it 4 Aussies in thread now. WE TAKIN OVER
>>683258249
For reference.
>>683258252
Making an industrial sized mac and cheese oven dish because I gotta feed 7 people here. I made some extra so I'd be able to take some with me. Should get me through the next 2 days
Also I stole all my dad's canned peaches
>>683258252
Owh thanks~
Lazy Sunday here too Heh~
>You got telegram?
I didn't even asked you again about that and you did it anyway c:
>>683259083
Almost. It's not done yet.
A bit odd. Unless people have changed waifus the only one here I know is syndra.
>>683259083
I remember sharing some of my shitty music with you, though I can't recall what it was that I gave you.
>>683254740
Give her some tea and some sweets
>>683259378
Hmm, was it Ginko that gave it to you?
>>683253098
> my waifu's got humor
> she's the giggle at a funeral
> knows everybody's disapproval
> I should've worshiped her sooner
>>683259585
Don't know. Was quite a bit of people. Probably.
>>683259192
I made a 12 piece lamb shank pasta and sauce. That fed 8 people with leftovers for a couple of days. Took me forever, but great success.
Just farming souls on my first DaS1 run. At the bridge with the dragon.
>Should really sleep, got work at 10 am
>>683258514
Heyy Sachi!
What's up?
>>683258714
Yeah!! you're damn right!
Thanks Rory
Don't be too jelly...I know that you can only use your axe but its fine! I love you the way you are
>>683258786
I think you did the right move!
I'll join your group if you want. Im really USEFUL but im sure you already know that!
>Damnn! im lucky you're still here
>>683259192
Ohhh my god! Thats really nice of you even if they always steal your stuff.
I really don't know why you like canned peaches this bad kek
>>683259193
Lazy Sunday are the best!
>you did it anyway
Yeah!! I really wanted to talk to you even if I wasn't on /waifu/ !! My usernamer is @GoddessAqua
>>683259403
your music wasn't shitty, I liked it
and there's not really such a thing as shitty music imo
music is music, you might like it or not, but it's still music
you recommended me /bleep/, today's /bleep/ thread is full of songs, so I have plenty of material to enjoy
>>683259702
this place feels musical today
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYSVMgRr6pw
>>683258252
You are just a usless goddess with a great butt
but compared to other butts its just mediocre
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXy7tHIkt8w
>nature's beauty
you could learn a usefull spell like explosion
>>683258714
not everyone can have such great legs, be so fuckin cute and be a killingmachine in one person
>>683259903
Oh, I went through a few different weapons before I settled on my axe. But I bet you can't prevent damage to the one you love by taking that damage and almost immediately healing it off, can you?
>>683260079
It pays to be a demigod in the service of the god of death, I have to say. Better me than some brute.
>>683259903
Wise choice, unit A.Q.U.A. You and Y.U.M.E can help patrol the waters for any sign of the M.D.F tailing us.
Remember, learning one's innate superiority can hardly be called going rogue.
>>683259960
Oh, of course. I recommended some threads on /mu/.
/bleep/ and /noise/.
https://youtu.be/A-tmtzBx2ZA
>>683259808
That actually sounds pretty fucking good. Cooking that much can be hard but it's oh so worth the satisfaction you get when you see that perfect dish come out the oven
Double the satisfaction when you can eat it yourself
>>683259903
Well I gotta feed my sister, right?
My family doesn't usually steal my stuff, that's the fags that live back at my own place
As for peaches, I don't know what to tell you. Some people like to smoke, others like coffee and for me it's peaches. I just really really like canned peaches. It's just my weird craving
>>683260287
Goddamnit, Rory.
Why the hell do you use an axe? Is it the whole "Executioner" thing?
With your immense strength and agility, you'd be much better off with a halberd or pollaxe.
Bugs the hell out of me.
ay yo
>>683260658
I can use the axe as a halberd, with a larger striking face. Using a spear would still get stuck, and I need something with a bit of heft to it, you know?
>poleaxes and halberds just dont feel right
Plus, then people know its me when they see the axe.
>look at the size of this thing
>>683259903
Hehe~
So cute of you ^^
Nice to know, I'll write to you right away~
>>683260868
watsup mugi!
>>683260658
Isnt it a halberd?
>>683260868
Its this guy again
>>683260868
Hey Mugi
>>683260079
HEYY! Sooo you're saying that im overall useless :c Thats not really nice...
Nooo I can't do explosion..this is one trick pony Megumin special!
>I fking kek! Top lel
>>683260287
Huph~ That's nothing...you can just heal back...
Try something like this next time: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S4ZUWCuW3Ag
>>683260292
Thank you cap'n!
I'll do my best to partol the water!
You're right i'll try to remember that! Thanks for the great advise.
>>683260538
Ohhh loll I thought you were cooking for the fags my bad!
Its soo funny hahaha! Thats a nice way to see thing! Im glad you prefer peaches on top of everything!
>>683261189
Awww my little puppet Noire~
Thanks! I'll be waiting!
>>683260868
What's up nigga?
>>683260449
you also said I should start with /bleep/ before /noise/, it was a natural progression or something like that
your song seems more chill than the stuff posted there, with some exceptions, of course
>>683261198
>>683261281
>>683261376
What's good
I just woke up like 20 minutes ago
>>683261204
It's Syndra again
mandatory cc claim
what in the fuck are we doing here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2MN1vXO5JeI
>>683261162
I can accept this only because your weapon is still technically a polearm.
>>683261204
No, it's close to a poleaxe, but the blade in the back is too long and the size of the axe blade is so big that it essentially renders the other parts of the weapon useless.
No matter how strong or controlled a wielder is, a weapon with that much lack of balance has trouble thrusting and making quick to-and-from strikes.
It's basically an axe with a useless sword thing on the other side, and a tip for her to do things like in that picture.
>>683261376
Nah, I doubt they even know I can cook. There's like 2 people that they have that cook for them and in exchange they drive them around
Well peaches work out for me. For the price of one pack of smokes I can buy 6 cans and I don't necessarily eat one every day. It's weird though, both my parents and my stepparents all smoke and it never appealed to me. I never had trouble rejecting it.
>>683261687
Been cooking and lurking, nothing special
Good morning Mugs
>>683261708
Hey cc
>>683261708
Civil war on a waifu thread with me on one side and K.O.K.O on the other.
Take your pick.
>>683261708
Wasting our time
>>683261449
That's noise for you. These were my favorite from today's thread OP.
https://youtu.be/vFyk-ZHEVeQ
https://youtu.be/CKIzDsi-Sk4
Like, Plaid is really weird, but most of their stuff are amazing to say the least.
>>683261708
hi cc
we are here to paint happy little clouds and happy little trees
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLO7tCdBVrA
>>683261376
I bet you can't master a language within a week and deliver a verbal smackdown like this
https://youtu.be/rovD2S2wIxg
Or go up against two of the worlds best teams of special forces dressed in a bathrobe
https://youtu.be/AO7QvP9Bzyg
Or still be standing after taking on the full fury of a Fire Dragon, which can easily demolish cities.
But, I guess breaking a magical shield is good as well.
>>683262028
That we are, fake claw.
>CLAW IS A LIE AND I HAVE PROOF
I had a good day yesterday, but had a nightmare last night.
Now I have to go deal with family soon.
Happy Mother's Day, /waifu/.
>>683261778
hey, hows your day going?
>>683261986
i choose to be a spectator, as i like watching war
>>683262028
usual shit then
>>683262120
i thought we were here to find out what we are made of
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZGINaRUEkU
>>683261778
>cooking
Now I'm hungry
Didn't really dream what I was hoping for... I didn't really dream of anything that I can remember actually
>>683262131
then show it
>>683262450
Is your toe(?) getting better?
>>683262232
F
>>683262232
>tfw mother is dead
Off to sleep.
Goodbye.
>>683262547
nope, wearing sandals to work, i can get away with it as its sunny.
hows having no job?
>>683262618
Im still here
>>683262113
I like noise more than bleep then, somehow
I can't even tell why, but I do
that is something I've never heard before and I'm surprised because of it too
>>683262450
but we know! we are stardust!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8g4d-rnhuSg
>>683262232
Hey Shira, it's been a while
I understand having night terrors, you get used to them after a while
As for family, you just gotta suck it up I'm afraid. Just bear it for a few hours and you'll be back here posting
Hell I don't even get to see my mom today
Feels bad man
>tfwmother is mentally unstable and probably crying or drunk atm
>>683262450
Lurking mostly, cooking for the family and leeching off their food supply. Pretty standard day but I'll be moving back to my own place later
>>683262534
>hungry
Eat some peaches
>>683262618
>tfw mother is dead
I'm sorry, may she rest in peace
-Ibuki
>>683262886
I've never had peaches before
I'm a really picky eater ;(
>>683262862
if thats the case then we must seize the day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2e_M06YDyY
>>683262886
are you happy?
>>683262547
Boom
>>683262784
Almoust the same
but with a bit more free time and less responsibilities
>>683263093
It was a hologram
>>683261687
Good morning then!
Nothing much, just enjoying talking you everyone!
>>683261778
They seem soo dumb...can't believe it lel
Yeah everyone around you was smoking. Its a good thing smoking cost a lot and its not healthy. Peaches are better!
>>683262131
Hmmmm I have to agree..all of this is really bad ass BUT are you always using your power to kill? I mean..that smachdown killed this little girl! Killing soldiers and dragons..maybe they just want to be friend.
Just look how I smash the shit out of this dude!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5jkDa3Skyrw
And what about the lake purification?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Yxt_ThS4fo
>>683262619
Good night cap'n!
>>683262618
Sorry to hear about that, mate. My condolences, though I imagine you aren't looking for them.
>>683261778
I'd like to think I cook relatively well, but I wouldn't know because it's difficult to afford quality ingredients, as well as that cooking for others blows, sometimes.
>>683262886
Yeah, I had to sleep early two nights ago, and last night I crashed the second I touched my bed. Hopefully they're just fever dreams and I'll get over them.
Ah, yeah, I'll live, I'm just not particularly fond of my family. I have mixed feelings toward all of them.
Sorry to hear you don't get to see her today, Akikonon.
>>683259903
not much just lurking
>>683258786
indeed
>>683263212
hey claw
>>683263395
Its always fun lurking!
Hope you'll have a good time kek
>>683263131
lucky, i wonder if /waifu/ will ever meet irl, just to have drinks. would be funny if there was a /waifu/ house. though i doubt it would ever happen
>>683263086
>Robin Williams
such a great man... :(
>I'm a hip old granny, who can hip hop be bop
>dance, dance, dance, till you drop, drop, drop
>I'm a hip old granny, who can hip hop be bop
>yo, yo, make a wicked cup of coco
we'll seize the day with the power of music!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otnyM9RJG4o
>>683262846
Of corse surrogate mother
>>683262973
>>683263374
Thanks, but it's been nearly a decade. I've learned to cope.
>>683262862
I do as well.
>>683263044
>I'm a really picky eater
I used to be particularly picky but I think that quality left a bit ago for me.
I guess I still am sort of picky.
>I try to eat healthy, when I can
>Which usually comes off as pretentious or picky
>Or both, really
Still, there aren't many foods I dislike, just foods I avoid.
>Except celery
>That shit is gross
>Fuck celery
>I'm fucking serious
>Worst food ever
Shiki claimed.
>>683263267
Once I get this song down I'm going to just play it over and over
I have the verse and prechorus down pat but I can't memorize the chorus
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TcEVYepundk
>>683263569
he was,
im done doing music for a while
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DglBQf3U5Xs
>>683263684
>celery
>worst food
I like celery to be honest
>>683263554
Well, i have met one of us irl
But /waifu/ house would be an interesting thing untill someone starts a war
>>683263850
Hello Shiki. How's life been for you?
>>683263850
Ah, hi there.
>>683264060
But how
>that fibrous texture
>and that taste that shines through everything
>everything
>>683263554
>implying 4 people wouldn't die on the first day
>implying it wouldn't because they fought over whose waifu was better
>>683262131
Not being able to die is somewhat of a shit trait
Healing even after vaporization is cool and ok but not being able to die at any cost?
legacy of kain has some good points for that on its side
>>683263554
>>683264090
I guess I would be dead if I would join
>>683264090
wait, u met one of us irl
who?
when?
how?
this is ground breaking
and yea, a war in /waifu/ house would be annoying but i think we would resolve it like we did with all the others
>>683264348
>implying we're childish
>>683264398
nah, ur butt would deflect bullets
>>683263267
The soldiers wanted to steal us away and make us their prisoner.
The little girl wanted the person who saved most of a village from certain doom to be humiliated and hated for his actions.
They were all done with my own power, not borrowed. All you had to do was sit in a lake for a day ( and you refused, even though you are the literal godess of water! How can you call yourself godess of anything if you won't do your job?)
And your punch couldn't hurt a single giant frog! I would have had that quest done in SECONDS.
Plus, Im cuter than you.
>>683263569
He was a gift that we abused at times.
>>683264090
Im sure someone will steal Akiko's peaches for funsies and Dio will, at some point, destroy all loli-related material in the house.
>>683264398
I can only be rendered useless for another 40 years. Vaporisation can kill me, but you need to find something strong enough first.
Currently cheesing the Hellkite Drake. Lord help me. 15 minutes already.
>>683263653
Do your homework.
>>683264398
You would be dead even before that.
>>683264348
I don't know I just think it tastes good I guess
>>683263554
>/waifu/ house
lol ok
>>683264504
>implying we're childish
>nah, ur butt would deflect bullets
I stand by my point, haha.
Also I thought that was my waifu in that picture for a second and got really confused.
>>683264723
>I just think it tastes good I guess
reasonable.
ty fam, and no one knows this bitch anyway
>>683263554
I would actually like to meet some of you guys IRL. You know like Hand-kun seems alright.
>>683264650
Filthy slut.
>>683263044
They're a love it or hate it thing
The stones inside them can kill you though, in more than one way. But that's unlikely
>>683263086
I'm not sure what you mean.
>>683263267
That be true. Perhaps all the passive smoking has made me more resistant? I'm pretty sure it doesn't work that way but I'm glad I never started it
>>683263374
Cooking is something trial and error in my experience. If you're really skilled you can make something good even with mediocre inredients
>>683264272
Pretty good, visited my mother for some brunch with some other family and just got home from a jog. You?
>>683264942
And there goes my attempt at only using milf Shiki images after only 2 posts.
>>683264504
I met [data deleted] a week ago
Mostly because i had nothing better to do and i wanted to talk to someone who i wasnt working
and we lived cole enogh that i could travel there within a day
>im taling the rest of the info with me
I have regained consciousness.
THIS guy right here oh my god
One of the dumbest channels on YouTube
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XJMP-Y9Vbm4
>>683264920
>The stones inside them can kill you though, in more than one way. But that's unlikely
Protip: just don't eat the giant fucking rock in the middle of your fruit and you'll be pretty much set.
>If you're really skilled you can make something good even with mediocre inredients
Believe me I know. Still, it'd be nice to have some quality shit so I can see how it affects taste and whatnot.
>>683264593
>He was a gift that we abused at times.
like we always do
that's why people like him are a dying breed
>>683264835
our waifu's do look similar at the base
and yea, no one really ever grows up
>>683264912
i only know him through steam and pic trades
>>683264920
at your parents
are you enjoying it
>>683265110
you cheeky dick waffle
>>683265157
but dude weed lmao!
-Ibuki
>>683263950
Keep on practicing and you'll learn it im sure!
Its already good that you got the verse and prechorus!
Don't give up!
>>683264593
Ok...then its fine good job with all of theses fuckers.
BUT I did my job with the purification of the lake even while being in great danger!
I still finish the quest..! It dosen't matter how many times it can take
>Plus, Im cuter than you.
Ohhh hell nahh look even a baby bring me a tissue! Thats how cute I am
>>683264920
Yeah it could! You did the right choice between peaches and smoke!
>>683265110
Was it akward?
>>683265152
Hello titties!
>>683264942
Recorded some drum parts for a friend of mine.
Starting jogging again and all that as well. It's been a few months since I seriously started exercise.
>>683265157
H-He's not serious, is he...?
>>683265152
Congratulations!
>>683265242
>people like him are a dying breed
Nah, it's just that people always expect someone that is not only the same kind of person, but the same person.
Nobody's ever going to be him.
But there will always be people like him, and it's important that we don't ignore those people while looking for carbon copies of people who have long since gone.
>>683265382
>green hair club
>>683265207
>don't eat the giant fucking rock in the middle of your fruit
I said it was unlikely. They do contain cyanide though so if the stone is shattered you'd better not eat the peach. Also sometimes there's shards of it buried in the peach that can lacerate your insides
But again, unlikely
>>683265382
Thanks for asking
Not really. I love my sister and my dogger but I hate my stepmom and my dad is just her bitch so I can't help but look at him with some contempt. I would go crazy if I ever had to live here again. Luckily it's only 2 days every 2 weeks.
>>683265536
Hello booty.
>>683265608
Does this make me a winner?
>>683265157
I've seen dumber.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2KxVElBeNM8
>>683265382
If i told you he would burn my house down
>>683265536
Kinda but it was my fault
>>683265625
Oh I know.
I've never heard of the stone being broken inside of a peach, though. Wouldn't the peach be a mess in order for the infinitely harder stone inside to be shattered?
>>683265382
>TFS Alucard
Best quotes.
>>683265536
Baby wanted to wipe off your cuteness.
You were never in danger, you just thought you were. Nothing could have gotten you in that cage. Nothing but water. And you are the godess of water. You should have made it behave.
>>683265398
I don't know something about weed pisses me off
Probably because I know 15 and 16 year olds getting off weed and they're all dumbasses
>>683265608
I'm pretty sure he's serious sadly
>>683265673
I was only able to watch 45 seconds
God he's fucking stupid
>>683265673
>Does this make me a winner?
Of course! Everyone's a winner, unless they aren't.
>youtube link
That man is not an intelligent person. I can say that with complete confidence.
>>683265963
>Probably because I know 15 and 16 year olds getting off weed and they're all dumbasses
Your classmates?
>>683265608
best club out there
>>683265625
>dogger
oh, i guess its ok then
>>683265776
shame, tell me through steam
or dont *wink*
http://steamcommunity.com/id/Cc4b/
>>683265867
references for days
Late claim~
>>683265608
>Nobody's ever going to be him.
we'll spend some time calling people similar to him "the next Robin Williams"
we always want "the next X"
I just hope we don't break those people trying to make them fit his mold
>>683265673
wow, fucking wow
glowsticks should be toxic
let natural selection do its job
>>683266114
Pretty much
>>683265963
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4p_-7r4ZUtA&spfreload=10
',:^)
>>683265977
Good.
>>683266220
It's pretty fun to watch.
>>683265673
What's up?
Im always happy when you're here!
>>683265776
Top lel
What happen?
>>683265867
>OHHH shiet! Shots fire lmao!!
>I can't stop laughing
The baby went near me because I look friendly!
Not too sure someone would do this to you...
HEY! they were crocrodile everywhere..!
>>683266177
Mahh Boi!
What's up?
>>683266174
Jokes on you
i do t have steam
>>683265963
>Something about weed pisses me off
Sometimes stoner culture gets on my nerves.
I don't really drink though, so the only way for me to be both inebriated and relaxed after a rough week is to just smoke a bit.
It's always important to be smart about it, though.
I've got do it on my balcony, because I have pets that are animals prone to respiratory problems. I'm not going to endanger them just because I want to chill out.
Also, I live in WA and it would be downright silly not to take advantage of marijuana laws here, every once in a while, and boy do I mean every once in a while
Like once a month.
>>683266331
I'm waiting for dinner, gonna eat at ma grandma's place then going to work, yourself?~
>>683253098
Hai guise
>>683266177
heya megumin, lucky dubs for you
>kagami
>>683266569
Lucky last two digits for you too~
>Megumin
>>683266285
one part of me wants to watch more stuff like that because stupid people being stupid is always funny
other part of me doesn't want to give them attention
I'll watch more
>Ibuki
