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It's time for another round of attacks.

>spam the OC we produced from Pepsi's Twitter to sites like:
>9gag
>reddit
>tumblr
>icanhas.cheezburger
>whatever other shitty types of accounts you might have/or are willing to quickly sign up to for this purpose

I'm currently typing up a direct message to send to Pepsi to demand that Judy Hopps wins the name competition and reward us with 'full-body Judy Hopps waifu pillows.'
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>>683255239
sage
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Sweet damn ahahahaah
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Sage
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https://twitter.com/hashtag/UncleDrewAKA?src=hash


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>>683255608
See:
>>683255619
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>>683255522
>>683255608
Oh I'm sorry. Do you not like this idea? I do. It's bump time!!!
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OP here. I want all the input you want to give to the DM to Pepsi.
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Finally. I was waiting for another thread. Took 30 minutes.
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Bumparooney
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>>683255930
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bumperino
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xDD hdhadhhs IIMcnomgin!!!!!!!!! lLOSLOSLOLOLOOLL
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>>683255930
>in case you haven't seen the new OC on the hastag
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>>683256143
hahaha that's beautiful
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>>683255840
We need to state a solid reason why we should win, WILL win.
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>>683256239
>>683256262
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>>683256389
This does nothing but help our raids, so thanks.

>bump or gtfo
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>>683256448
I can say something like 'quantity over quality" is more important.

I can also mention Utilitarianism and say that making the Judy Hopps name the winner causes the most happiness.
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>This faggot
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>>683256845
combobreaker
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>>683256667
Great idea satan, we outnumber the actual entries by easily 10-1 so judy has to win by ultra high probabilty or its a rigged contest
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>>683256825
>>683256845
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Seems like a pretty good idea.
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>>683257094
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>>683257094
Thanks. So join the cause.
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>>683256918
Lets say 98% of usa vote for trump as a joke and 2% vote for sanders seriously trump would still win
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xDDD here le template ahhahahH!!!!
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>>683256918
I also have an idea that we could try to get Pepsi to tweet that they 'would fugg the bunny." Like some way to trick them into saying it. Maybe in the DM I might say that 'fugg' means 'forceful hugging' and then convince them to tweet that Pepsi would fugg the bunny.
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>>683257444
Don't insult the Jews!
They're good people! ;_;
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>>683257444
>always
>gets
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>>683257620
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>>683257620
Not an option.
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>>683257796
>>683257791
Why though, name one thing wrong with being jewish, just one thing
protip: you can't
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OP here, I just replied to a nigger who's butthurt about the racism.
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>>683257646
Hmm?
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>>683258069
link?
I'm so fucking happy, I'm experiencing actual bliss right now.
I THINK SOMETHING IS WRONG!
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Anyone care to explain what exactly we're doing?
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>>683257444
You and your trips and your ideas... Your not not the hero we deserve but the hero we need.
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>>683257984
>you are going on 4chan
>and saying theres nothing wrong with being jewish
>pic related was the last thing that happened to the person who said that
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>>683258344
We're spamming #UncleDrewAKA with this image, the meme queen, help me post it :)
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>>683257984
Your nose arrives 3hours before you do at any destination or given time
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>>683258263
https://twitter.com/hashtag/uncledrewaka?f=tweets&vertical=default&src=hash

>bump thread
>spam the link to this thread in other threads
>give ideas
>post useful pics, etc
>make Twitter account to post with us

Preferably, funny, clever, sexual, violent, offensive, CONTROVERSIAL.
>relating to Judy Hopps
>relating to Pepsi > Coca Cola

#UncleDrewAKA


At this point, we're going through ideas of direct messaging Pepsi to demand that we win the name contest, demand Judy Hopps waifu full body pillows, and/or convince Pepsi to tweet that they 'would fugg the bunny'

Read through the thread for info.
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>>683258389
Lel, you got the joke
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>>683258471
but what is #UncleDrewAKA even? Like I get that we are raiding/spamming some shit, but what exactly?
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>>683258532
top fucking kek
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>>683258400
But... they're right, it doesn't matter what 4chan thinks.
WHAT YOU'RE SAYING IS DAMAGING
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>>683258471
bait, don't reply to him
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>>683258532
I'm NOT jewish!
How can you people think that?!
Ethnically speaking I'm german
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>>683255239
Im new here, Is this a cringe thread?
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>>683255619
sage
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>>683258871
You're definitely new here. Now go be new somewhere else.
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>>683258871
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>>683258912
>says sage
>can't sage
Shiggy diggy dee, shiggy diggy doo, if you had a pair of nuts, you would fugg the bunny too.
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>>683258834
your a german defending a jew!?!
>anne frank's lover detected
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>>683258871
It's ammeee queen thread xXDDD
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>>683259041
D.. didn't you read what I typed?!
I'm American, but ETHNICALLY speaking I'm german, I'm not a german citizen or anything like that.

Why are people here so nasty to each other?
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>>683259319
You're new around here kiddo. Maybe 9gag is more your cup of tea.
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OP here. Why does thread seem like I'm doing everything by myself?
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>>683259319
>american
So you're a cuck
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>>683259447
9gaggers are just like 4channers, I... don't think so
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>>683259463
>OP here again.
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>>683259578
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I'm going to do everything myself.
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>>683257984
Israël
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>>683259661
Ahhhh.... it was a good run
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>>683259319
Because /b/ is home of nasty /b/a stars
Now go be an offended jewlover elsewhere.
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At least bump the thread and post the link to this thread in other threads. Fuck.
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>>683260100
Dude this thread is kill
Next time post zootopia in OP
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OP here. I'm writing the DM and will send and post soon. Bump the thread.
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>>683260723
It doesn't work that way. Furfags are butthurt over the raid, this isn't really pro-furfaggotry.
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>>683255239
get a life, tryhard edgelord. your parents must be so proud.
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>>683260749
K then
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>>683260936
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>>683258400
Why am I not getting a ton of responses then, eh?
ANYONE can edit HTML and generate post numbers
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>>683261279
Bait
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No one is giving any ideas, and I'm almost finished writing the message to Pepsi.
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>>683261399
What's bait?
I'm just technically literate.
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I don't know dude this meme look a lil forced to me
I'm here just because it's zootopia
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>>683261705
This isn't a meme moron. It's a raid. Get out.
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OP here.

Help me finish writing the intro as a mock to the Anonymous creed.
"
We Are Judy Hopps
We
We
We
Fugg Us

As you may have noticed, we have entered your name contest on your hashtag #UncleDrewAKA.

We subscribe to the Utilitarian principle of 'the greatest amount of good for the greatest number' and we believe you might as well. As a result, we have already won your contest through our 'quantity' over 'quality' of name submissions. As Judy Hopps will win, more people will be happier than the one non-Judy person who would be the sole receiver of happiness from winning the contest.

We simply want one of three things as our reward: 1) We want an official title that Judy Hopps wins the contest. 2) We want full-body Judy Hopps waifu pillows. 3) We want Pepsi's Twitter account to say they "would fugg the bunny" (fugg = forcefully hug).
"
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>>683261796
This was a raid the first day, now is a forced meme
I'm here from the beginning, i'm OP of the first thread lasted 7 hours, was in the second that got deleted....
>Get out
I'm the only one posting
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*yawn*
What's going on in this thread?
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>>683262320
>other than your butthurt
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>>683262062
You posted nazi and racial stuff
Won't happen, they are not idiots
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>>683262424
My butt is very unhurt
Thanks for your concern
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>>683262819
Here's your (You)
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>>683262220
You are not the original OP. I started this whole raid, moron. It's sad you would claim that. The real original OP would continue this raid until something epic happens, which is what I'm doing.


What a loser.
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>>683262220
>Also, this because your grammar is terrible

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_mDTLphIVY
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>>683262975
There was a thread " dubs decide what we post on pepsi's #uncledrewaka ", judy won
Then thread 404d and i made the thread lasted 7 hrs
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> struts victoriously
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>>683263396
That was my thread moron. I'm the original OP. The raid has lasted over 2 days. And I just did this:

>>683262424
>>683262424
>>683262424
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>>683263467
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>>683263478
No it's mine, sod off
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>>683263550
> shits everywhere
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Just shows how successful I was that you're pretending to be me. I'm flattered.
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>>683259319
Female detected.
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>>683263586
See:
>>683263688
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This Judy Hopps shit is worse than when bronies were a thing
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>>683263704
I'm male. You can't prove I'm female.
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>>683263839
Did brownies raid a Twitter account you fucking retard.
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No fucker is going for this fugg shit you dicks. Give that up.
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>>683264007
Fugg you
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I'm dis guy
>>683263396
>>683262220
And this post >>683263586 is not me
as i said i made the one lasted 7hrs

Btw i'm outta here i'm getting an headache
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>>683263742
I just love being me. I can't think of anyone else I'd rather be.
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>>683263927
I bet I can. Post tits with timestamp and I'll prove it.
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>>683264084
You're a fucking Mexican that can't even speak English properly and you added me to your Twitter and you're pretending to be me, the originator of this raid.

I'm flattered, a little creeped out but flattered.
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>>683264191
BUT IT'S HAPPENING

>>683262424
>>683262424
>>683262424
>>683262424
>>683262424
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>>683264206
Hold on, let me check my pants, oh... I'm male.
I don't need to prove it to you. How can you know me better than I do?
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>>683263939
(you)
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>>683264400
Newfag
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>>683263641
> steals food then flies away
(who am I?)
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>>683256455
ayyyyyyyyy
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>>683264531
(you)
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>>683264820
What exactly do you think is accomplished by typing (You) dumbass. What a bunch of nutless, braindead, drooling morons.
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>>683264906
(You)
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>>683265099
(You)'re a spicy one aren't (You)?
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>>683265099
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>>683255239
is he died?
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>>683264816
Saved friend ;)
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>>683265467

>>683262424
>>683262424
>>683262424
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>>683265677
Oh hey, it's you! This is fun!
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>>683259319
Shut up fuckboi
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>>683266123
What's your point?
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>>683266283
Good to see that old bait working! :D
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>>683266303
I do it ALL for (You)
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>>683266414
Dumbass
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>>683266508
Nigger
I can do it too! :D
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>>683266604
Can you be any more of a newfag?
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>>683266713
I'm trying for (You), but unfortunately time just keeps passing in one direction.

Oh well! I can keep pretending that I just got here for (You).
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>>683266990
(You)'re a big guy
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>>683256239
That's a rare banana meme
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>>683267218
Yes I'm a big boy!
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>>683262424
lol
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>>683267301
fuck, you are a newfag
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>>683259319
>ETHNICALLY speaking I'm german
No. You're an average white americunt.
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>>683267367
Guess there's nothing wrong with that! I'll be a newfag as long as (You)'d like anon-kun. :D
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100m get never furget
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>>683267508
Yes I am white American and a German-American.
Typically German-Americans are white.
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>>683267600
wut
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>>683267600
WHO DID DIS
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>>683255608
>sage
>bumps thread
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>>683262424
That's not actually the utilitarian principle. That's what people who don't know what utilitarianism is think is the principle.
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>>683268245
Wrong.

Go ahead, show us how much more retarded you are.
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WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK THIS RABBIT
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>>683268490
Yeah, greatest good to fucking no one.
I can ACTUALLY read AND understand what I'm reading, you apparently can't.
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>>683255239

can somebody explain what are we doing now ?

is there some contest on the pepsi website ?

sry for newfagging
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>>683268796
You're dumb.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2mv_jy5OelA
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>>683268490
Hutcheson was the first to use the phrase, and it was catchy, so it caught on. But using the first postulation of a theory and ignoring centuries of refinement isn't a good way to prove your point.

The actual doctrine of Utilitarianism only specifies that "the right action is the one that maximizes utility" it's a subtle difference, but it creates different results. It's one of the first things they teach you if you go to a worthwhile college.
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>>683268691
Who wouldn't?
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>>683268899
> no u
What's with the video of garbage niose you just shat posted?
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Ok, so why is this supposed to be funny again?
Just spamming rabbit porn/generally offensive stuff for cheap shock effect seems really like scraping the bottom of the barrel.
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>>683268911
>>683269102
Mixing in lies makes you incorrect.

In universities they teach you how "killing one to save a thousand" is an example of Utilitarianism.
>in the same way a contest being won by 3 people (gold medal, silver medal, bronze medal) gives more happiness than just 1 person with a gold medal

Anti-natalism is also Utilitarian, albeit "negative Utilitarianism." This means arguing that humans should stop procreating because they will suffer more than they will be happy in aggregate total of happinesss vs suffering.

You don't even understand what the fuck you're talking about. You're dumb.
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>>683269375
The point is to not be a newfag swimming around in someone else's shit. The point is to swim around in your own shit.
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>>683269425
you just got trolled
wasting your fucking time posting some elaborate argument lol
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>>683268899
terrible
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>>683269102
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hBh0RQyxQI
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>>683269584
Ew, why would I do that?
Whatever make (You) happy, I'm hard as hell.
Maybe I just like (You). :D
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>>683269584
What does that have to do with anything?
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>>683269684
>>683269803
You are my tools, I'm using you.
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This is still on?
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>>683269836
OH USE ME DADDY!
;P (You) silly son of a bitch.
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>>683269812
It has everything to do with it. Anons worthy of using this site produce content, the others like you swim around in other people's shit.
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>>683269857
Yes, it's on until Pepsi's contest is over.
See:
>>683262424
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>>683269425
You do realize both of your examples fall under the utilitarian maxim "the right action is the one that maximizes utility" right?

I don't think you understand what "subtle" means.
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>>683269940
You sound like a female.
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>>683269754
even worse than the other shitty video you posted
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>>683270095
x3 why do you think that >.<
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>>683269941
You think this is original, you little shit?
What are you, 12?
Also 'worthy of using this site', get fucking over yourself. /b/ has always been a complete shithole, you think you're in some exclusive club?
Jesus Christ people.
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>>683270095
You sound like a Kazon.
Biting that b8 hard aren't ya retard.
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>>683270053
>utility
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>>683270295
>/b/ has always been a complete shithole
The only people who think that are defenders of swimming around in other people's shit.
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>>683270121
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nx0itAO2tsk
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>>683268490
>>683270403
I'm the the guy you're arguing with, but read literally the first sentence of the article LOL. He's right.

Also, pic related.
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>>683270737
The pics I posted proves I'm right.
>>683268490
>>683270403
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>>683270737
No I am XXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDddddd
What is this faggotry?!
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>>683262819
we need a new place /b/rother
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>>683270737
I posted this >>683270927

Notice the part about hedonism, obviously that's the view I subscribe to, he's opposing a different view of it. There's no right or wrong version of Utilitarianism. He's just dumb enough to think the opposite of what he believes is wrong.

>>683271096
Infinitechan, normies are too faggoty to go there as long as 4chan exists.
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>>683269999
Check'd
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>>683270927
What are you trying to prove? That "the greatest good for the greatest amount of people" is the Utilitarian principle? Because it isn't.

>>683270403
"Utilitarianism is a theory in normative ethics holding that the best moral action is the one that maximizes utility."

>>683270737
"utilitarianism is generally held to be the view that the morally right action is the action that produces the most good"

Neither says "the greatest good for the grestest amount" They both say it's about "maximizing utility" which was what he said it was about. He's right.
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>>683271492
>What are you trying to prove? That "the greatest good for the greatest amount of people" is the Utilitarian principle? Because it isn't.
You're incorrect saying it's incorrect.

How is this so hard to understand?

greater happiness > less happiness = Utilitarianism

>what do you not understand about this sentence
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>>683271577
I see you're again ignoring the two general descriptions of utilitarianism.

Also, if you can't see how "greater happiness > less happiness" is different from "the greatest good for the greatest amount" you really should go back to school.
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>>683271492
Just admit you're incorrect.

>are you suggesting Standford is wrong?
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>>683271897
>"Standford"
Also, ""utilitarianism is generally held to be the view that the morally right action is the action that produces the most good" is from the same article. Are you suggesting that is is wrong?
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>>683272159
>"Ad hominem"
It's a philosophy, dumbass, there is not right or wrong, it's all beliefs. The particular hedonistic view of Utilitarianism I'm referring to is the one that came first.

What's morally right is that which causes pleasure. In your stupid view, it's probably a religious belief or some stupid secular belief that can actually take away pleasure while being "morally right." But pleasure is much simpler, everyone values it equally. Everyone wants pleasure, their desires.
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>>683271577
>>683271897
LOL when both of you skip the general descriptions of the utilitarian principle that both agree with that other guy to cherry pick quotes that support you.

Neither of you have said why we should ignore those general descriptions and instead go with the more specific ones you picked.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NyCGBsH8KDk
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>>683272602
>There's no right or wrong

>>683271577
"You're incorrect

>>683270927
"proves I'm right"

>>683269425
"makes you incorrect"

>>683268490
"Wrong"
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>>683272619
I'm only stating that the Utilitarian principle here >>683262424 is not incorrect.
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>>683272882
What do you not understand about this statement, moron?

>The greatest amount of good for the greatest number
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>>683272882
Your head is so far up your ass you're incapable of even relating a philosophical principle to actual human life. You sound autistic is the problem.
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>>683273030
You're right. Now leave so it can be cancer-free like it was before you got here.
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>>683272895
It is incorrect to call it "THE utilitarian principle" it is not.

THE utilitarian principle is "the morally right action is the one that produces the most utility"

Posted in the picture is A utilitarian principle - a more specific version of the general principle listed above.

Can you guys really not see the difference between the two?
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>>683273114
>lel

https://twitter.com/hashtag/uncledrewaka?f=tweets&vertical=default&src=hash

Constant OC being produced here.
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>>683273428
All of this is over the use of the word "the." Yep, I was right, you're an autist.
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"The greatest good for the greatest number" =/= "the morally right action is the one that promotes the greatest utility"

even when both sides hold utility/good/happiness to be the same.
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>>683273428
>implying he's implying that it's the only principle

Just accept you failed.
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whats going on in here?
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>>683273626
>>683273428

And explain your definition of "the morally right action"
>this is a cultural definition which varies between cultures

The thing that is united by all of them is the fact that all people want to experience pleasure/happiness/their desires over the opposite, which is misery.

Which is why, this isn't incorrect. >>683262424

If I said something like "I subscribe to the democratic principle of government transparency" it doesn't mean I'm saying it's the only principle of democracy.

I hate pseudointellectual contrarians who do nothing more than argue semantics.

Please remove the dick our of your ass.
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>>683274049
Scroll down Pepsi's Twitter hashtag here:
It's a name contest.


https://twitter.com/hashtag/UncleDrewAKA?src=hash
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>>683273626
>>683273428
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>>683274187
name contest for what? what's being name-changed?
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