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Waifu Claiming Thread
>Leg Edition
The rules are simple:
>claim your 2D waifu/husbando
>one claim per anon
>insult other waifu
>acknowledge all the legs
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>pretend you're normal and discuss stuff
>keep ERP, RP and suggestive themes to a minimum
Most Important: All legs are beautiful
>>683266743
mandatory cc claim
>>683266371
>do t
>do
do you?
Best mage claimed~
>>683266331
I dont need a baby to tell me Im cute. I have 2 whole worlds who tell me that. The ones on this world seem to love it when I pose. Do you have a pose?
>>683266174
References for days?
>>683266743
Legs acknowledged.
Rory claimed
>>683266569
>>683266694
wew lol, how are you megumin??
Akiko claimed
>>683266743
>legs
>>683265807
You'd think so, but every once in a while it just seems to happen. There's also certain insects that can puncture the juvenile peach and make the stone super frail. I haven't heard of any peach-related deaths but I did hear of a guy who died from cyanide poisoning because he ate cherries whole, along with the stones
>>683266174
Doggo seems to be the only one happy to see me again and is 50% of the reason I keep going back. It's a ginger British Cocker Spaniel if you're interested. You have a pupper?Akiko claimed
>>683265807
You'd think so, but every once in a while it just seems to happen. There's also certain insects that can puncture the juvenile peach and make the stone super frail. I haven't heard of any peach-related deaths but I did hear of a guy who died from cyanide poisoning because he ate cherries whole, along with the stones
>>683266174
Doggo seems to be the only one happy to see me again and is 50% of the reason I keep going back. It's a ginger British Cocker Spaniel if you're interested. You have a pupper?
sachi claim
Shiki claimed
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ws9T2uDIG5c
ShoeNice is a living meme
I'm coming through, thought you knew, fuck if you didn't, fuck you
>>683266331
I talk too much
>>683266878
*dont
>>683266743
Do you mind if I fap to your waifu?
>>683266743
any cartoon girl who will lock up my sissy penis and tease it until i leak precum
Best Goddess Overall
Plus booty CLAIMED
>>683266743
Legs for you
>>683266502
Pretty much the samething!
Fête des mères im right? lel
>>683266909
I'm fine~ probably gonna be really tired kn a few hours tho! Yourself, georgous?
>>683267141
Exactly kek
>>683267128
Do it
im here too
>>683266898
references for days.
>>683266956
my roomate has a bulldog
and my mother has a pug
>>683267115
fuck
>>683266898
If you say so Rory...I will let you believe!
I can pose for you all day, every day
>>683267115
Hmm usually talking dosen't make things akward
Still I hope it was great
>>683267210
Hahaha the feels
>>683266743
Yotsuba claim
What is up, /waifu/ nation? I'm your host, Prinz Eugen! Let's get riiiiiiiiight intooooo the huuuuugs!!
>who wants a hug?
>>683267214
Alright, then I will!
>>683267070
what the fuck man? when did humanity go wrong?
he is drinking pee! fucking pee!
and I watched the whole thing! I'm even more fucked up!
>>683267452
kys
>>683267210
did you get called in??? or was it the dolls again??
im doing amazing!!
>>683267452
I want one, all of them and your legs to cuddle with them
>>683267452
hey prrrrrriiiiiinnnnnzzzzzz
>happy hugs
how are you?
>>683267524
hug yourself
>>683267452
DAMN I WANT A BIG HUG!
What's up nigga?
>>683267258
sorry
>>683267358
I was talking alone for an hour
>>683267452
I vote for this >>683267524
>>683267524
that is rude
>>683267452
one for me please!
>>683267230
>axe for days
>>683267358
Oh, I bet you can pose. But me simply walking down a street gets a crowd. Can you get a crowd by just walking down a street?
>>683267452
>inviting the wrath of Syndra again?
I like that.
>>683267473
I've seen worse, granted they were cute asian chicks.
Wesley Willis
>>683267524
>>683267723
Fat
>>683267621
>tight hugs
>pic
>>683267707
Sachiiiiiii~
>happy hugs
I'm good! I just woke up so I'm kinda tired. You?
>>683267710
>big hugs
Nothing much, I just woke up. You?
>>683267733
Syndra is always like that
>hugs
>>683267739
Heh, I try my best
>>683267739
You wana fight? 1v1 nospoke me
I return.
>>683267885
Easly wontis
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=x2YlbiyiuMc
>>683267584
Nah, I woke up in the middle of the night..That's pretty much it~
Glad you're doing great today!
Which waifu in here is the biggest slut?
>>683267976
Fag
>>683266743
>
>>683266956
ctrl+v'd twice it seems
>>683267258
>bulldog
What's your opinion on those? A lot of people seem to shun them
>>683267452
Hi Prinz
>>683267747
>eel soup
>smegma makes her gag
I had forgotten that stuff... thanks?
>>683268089
>surprise hugs
Hi Froggo!
>>683268074
>successful hugs
Welcome back!
>>683268153
Stocking
>>683268156
Wow.. That's a little harsh
>>683268173
Hi akiko!
>happy hugs
How are you?
>>683268114
awww sorry about that, ill bet you'll get better sleep tonight
thank you! i've been pretty happy this whole weekend
Claimed
>>683268153
CC (Sorry dude)
>>683267723
Hmmm~ ok I understand why it was akward top kek
>>683267739
Thanks for the notice!
I can get a crowd just by letting them know that I am a Arch Priest
>>683267976
>Thanks!
Nothing much. Enjoying talking with y'all!
>>683268074
Welcome back titties!
>>683268074
and i leave
gonna go out to a friends to smoke hash
see u lot in about 2-3 hours
>>683268173
as long as they are disciplined they are fine
>>683268392
i take it as a compliment
>>683267747
Remember rotten.com, or like very early SA forums?
That was a thrill ride.
>>683268057
You can try.
>>683267976
Guess Ill take a hug then
>>683268170
Excellent leg shot.
>>683268173
We have a pitbull x staffordshire at home. He gets on well enough with the labrador. Hes changed so many peoples minds on the breed.
>>683268393
You have to say things. How cute.
>>683268277
Harsh truth
Akiko is mine
Trips confirm
So how is everyone this fine day?
>>683268277
I'm good, but now I'm off to my own place again and I'm taking the peaches and macaroni with me
See you in a few hours /waifu/
>>683268532
>youtried.jpg
>>683268393
>you're welcome!
Heh, I enjoy talking to everyone here too!
>>683268523
>tight hugs
How are you, Rory?
>>683268530
;-;
How are you?
>>683268585
I just woke up, but I'm great so far! How are you?
>nice waifu
>>683268646
Aww okay! Cya akiko!
>>683268277
Thanks Prinz, hope you're doing well.
>>683268393
Thanks booty.
>>683268404
Have fun.
>>683268532
Better luck next time bud
>>683268347
Hopefully so~
I'm glad to hear that! Did something happen during the weekend?
>wink wink
>>683268523
<redacted>
>>683268523
Anything that includes her is excellent, her legs rival yours.
>>683268170
thats the legs I am looking for
>>683268755
So little one what are your plans for today?
Evening /waifu/
>>683268830
u-uh nothing like that, just having a good weekend lol
>>683269005
hey yui, how goes it??
>>683268523
Ohhh you..!you might have win today but tomorrow will be deferent!
I SHALL TAKE REVENGE!
>>683268532
Lets say no one notice kek
>>683268755
Awww you're cute!
>>683268772
You're welcome!
Heyy brothas I already got to go...but I'll be back later! Love you all take care!<3
AND RORY i'll be back!
>Good luck with your work and know its coming soon and you havent slept lel
>>683268521
Sadly(or not) that was a bit before my time.
>>683268772
You're welcome! I'm doing great! How are you?
>>683268970
Nothing much, I'm treating my mom to dinner and then I'll probably play overwatch the rest of the night
>>683269005
Hello Yui!
>happy hugs
>>683268755
I was better without you
She's mine fuck off
>>683269005
Hi Yui.
>>683269144
See you later.
>>683269165
I'm alright, a little tired. Glad to hear you're okay.
>>683268755
Trying to sleep. My own fault.
>>683269005
Evening
>at 1:30 am
>>683269144
Ill only regret it tomorrow night
>>683268521
God rotten.com takes me back. Pity my school kept blocking it.
>>683269144
Hehehe~
Am I? That's sweet of you to say <3
>>683269206
You know I'm getting the feeling you do like me, since if you didn't you wouldn't be wasting your time and talking to me
>>683269125
>>683269165
>>683269349
It's going alright, nothing new. As usual
How are you all?
>>683266743
Mine
>>683269005
Hey there Yui, you woke up "early" today.
>>683268970
That means a lot to me, I will keep them coming.
>>683268830
>>683269125
Not even on weekend Kagami stops being the cutest... thats always worth to mention.
>>683269125
Aww ok.. I had my hopes up for ya~
Well, that's all the time I have, gotta get going. I'll see you later!
Big hugs to Prinz~
>>683269381
like i have something else going on
>>683269468
>Not even on weekend Kagami stops being the cutest
Speaking the truth as always~
>>683269329
You seem mad.
>>683269401
I'm okay.
>>683269478
See you later.
>>683269468
Been up since 7AM
Currently 4:33PM.
It's a goddamn miracle.
>>683269478
She's mine trips confirm
>>683269401
im doing great! you playing any games??
>>683269468
y-you flatter me!! but im not the cutest!!
>>683269621
I should say "glad you agree" but its the obvious truth... no need here.
See ya later Meg!
>>683269349
You too, friend. Any plans for today?
>>683269376
Ah i won't keep you up. Try and rest, the threads will just keep you awake.
>>683269401
I'm good! Just tired since i just woke up
>>683269478
Aww I missed out on you... I'll cya later then.
>explosive hugs
>>683269555
>using your time to talk to me
That's cute. It makes me want to hug you
>checked
All you motherfuckers need something better to do with your time.
>>683269756
>falied.bad
>>683267976
fine, im also pretty tired not been doing much today though just really sleepy for some reason
>more hugs
>>683269555
nice trips claw
>>683269842
you need a hug anon?
>>683269759
Not today.
Been watching QI, if you've heard of it.
>>683269809
I know that feel.
>>683269842
>implying I have anything better to do.
>>683269842
I don't have any drugs left, my options are limited
>>683269889
>failed.worse
>>683269945
Ah, take it easy then.
>tighter hugs
>>683269986
Yep. I'll probably get out of bed and play overwatch soon
>>683269842
>implying that shitposting is not a waste of time
>>683269945
I just need finals to be over.
>>683269809
You can stick that hug up your ass
>>683270178
Really wish I could play it, my potato of a PC can't handle that.
>>683269755
We're in the same timezone, GMT+0 is the best!
And yea that is pretty early... did you sleep well?
>>683269759
I can't see why you don't admit the truth... you're above everyone else by far.
roast me
>>683269809
Nope. You?
>>683268755
I'm doing just fine
>thanks
>>683270178
>>683269889
ONE OFF!
>>683270327
Yeah, actually, seems to be getting better.
>>683270355
ur a faguette.
>>683270444
Nailed it.
>>683270444
Checked
>>683270306
Anything for you, qt
>>683270320
I'm so sorry, friend
>it's available on xone and ps4 too if you have those
>>683270357
Treating my mom to dinner for mothers day. Other than that nothing much
>>683270399
That's good to hear
>checked
>you're welcome <3
>>683270355
You are a really nice person
>>683269468
thank you
>>683269381
more cute legs pls little one!
>>683269437
can you go find me better quality ones?
maybe not lewd?
but definitly more quality ones pls
>>683270355
join ts3 we are just talking about you and plan C
>>683270327
t-truth??? i don't know what to say!! i can't be though....
>>683270591
Are you implying I'm some sort of peasant?
Anyway, shouldn't be long till I should be able to play it, currently buying stuff for my PC.
>>683270594
>reroll
Like this?
I'm going to get breakfast, I'll be back.
>>683270591
That sounds like fun, I hope she enjoys it.
>>683270534
not even french
>>683270591
this makes me sad to hear
>>683270594
sorry im a discord fag
>>683270594
Heh, I thought you'd like that one
>pic
>>683270725
N.. No not at all!
Ah new parts. If you need help I don't mind helping ya
>>683270765
I do too
Ill cya soon!
>>683270444
Wow
I did good
>>683270444
Noice digits.
>>683270534
Great to know! Anything going on the weekend?
>>683270573
Hello QuickMemo+
>>683270594
>thank you
No, that will be 20 dollars.
>>683270619
>i don't knwo what to say
That gif is worth more than a thousand words.
>>683270837
How does a GTX 960, AMD FX-8350, 8GB RAM, 1TB of HDD and 128GB SSD sound?
>>683266743
Lol "pretend youre normal"
I think its so hilariously pathetic that soooo many people think they arent normal. Its like people need to be different in order to believe they are special. Well guess what, no one on this world is not normal. We are all average, all of our sins have already been commited. We are not doing anything new. You are not a special little snowflake. You are average and normal and boring just like the rest of us.
>>683270946
Nothing at all, the usual shitposting, vidya and animu.
>>683270946
...and your words are worth more than that gif!
>>683271084
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo
>>683270823
I should just go treat you to a nice dinner you kind individual
>>683270965
>gtx 960
If you have the extra dough I'd buy the gtx 1070 coming later this month. msrp $349 and over three times better than the a 960. If not the 960 is still really good, thats what im using right now. Though I'm upgrading to a gtx 1080 soon
>fx 8350
Nice card
>8gb ram
Nice
>hard drive and ssd
I like it
Good choices, just make sure your motherboard has the FM2+ socket for the 8350
>>683271141
I wish my day was like yours... its what I do in every other day but its what I like to do >-<
What are you watching / playing?
>>683271412
Are you sure about that? That gif really means a lot to me.
Kyouko claimed.
>>683270763
nah try harder
>>683270823
oh I thought you are the real shiina claimer so you are a fuckin imposter
>>683270946
can I pay you with food?
>>683270965
pretty bad because you miss all necessary information
GPU, wait for the 1070/80 they are more powerful and will be released soon
CPU is ok I prefer Intel CPU but whatever floats your boat,
8GB RAM yeah go for 16 but please provide more information
which HDD? why not 2TB?
which ssd?
which mainboard?
what case?
>>683271453
FX-8350 is AM3+
>>683271656
>reroll
i heard you like legs
>>683271562
of course!! everything you say means the world to me!
>that pic...more mirrors!! lol
>>683271453
>card
I meant processor fuck
>FM2+
I meant am3+
>>683271640
Kyouko!!!
>happy hugs
>>683271661
Sorry I'm a little tired. I realised that after posting
>>683271656
>go for 16
16 isn't even needed right now, 8 is perfect
>>683271640
We haven't hugged in a while.
>
>>683271656
Maybe... show it to me before I make any decision, if Moguzo cooks it will probably be alright.
>>683270178
yeah will do
>>683270281
dw anon they will be over soon
>>683270355
you got dubs
>>683270591
claw prinz new ship?
>>683271453
£600 is about the limit, don't think the 1070 will fit into that.
Gone for the MSI 970 Motherboard, seems to be compatable.
>>683271661
I thought my whole plan was fucked.
>>683271656
"the real" ive been around for a long time, and shiina has always been my life. dont call me an imposter
>>683271952
Hey Prinz!
>hugs
>>683271958
Homu!
>
>>683271875
>mirrors
Teach me the secret to being awesome like you.
>>683271973
Heh, I doubt it. I'm devoted to Teto. No way could I cheat on her
>>683272009
Okay! The gtx 960 will be fine then. Your motherboard is fine, its compatible
>>683272009
Sorry about the chipset mixup. Im still a little tired and realised after posting
>>683272182
How are you doing?
>more hugs
Fuufuufuu
>>683272255
>double dubs
Should have it all done in about 3 months or so.
Maybe more, maybe less.
>>683272223
but i can't teach you anymore!! you're already the greatest.
>1 off....oh the humanity!!
>>683272255
I'm doing pretty good, just woke up and I'm listening to music now, what about you?
>more more hugs
>>683271874
yes but still not the best quality
>>683271952
yeah but its safer for the future
>>683271958
I can't cook myself so I would order food or let someone cook who is good at it
good mornin evryone
>>683272182
Anything new going on? Overwatch game of the year?
>>683272709
Claimed
Claiming.
How is everyone?
>>683272255
What has Teto been up to?
Has he popped back into TG at all?
>>683272563
>the greatest
Im a little taller than average but im not great at all.
>>683272705
Very well then... I hope you kept contacts with best legs because afaik thats what he does for a living.
>>683272800
Hello there <3
>>683273062
>>683272800
>>683272709
Get your filthy hands off my Neo
>>683272492
Okay! Keep an eye on the gpu market. The gtx 1060 might come out soon and it should be the same price as a gtx 960
>>683272697
I woke up an hour ago, trying to find inspiration to get out of bed now
>>683272705
I guess. I might upgrade to 16 if ddr4 gets cheaper
>>683272972
Karen!!!!
>tackles in a happy hug
Long time no see! How are you?
>>683273015
Ive been trying to talk him in TG for a while, but he doesn't talk much. I can't go into details on why though since that's his personal life
>>683273033
yes you are!!! i wish i was was taller than average lol....just average for me
>check'd
>>683272972
I'm good, doing nothing, like every sunday
you?
>>683272705
Do you like monsters?
>>683273245
Karen?
>>683273267
Pretty much the same thing.
>>683272710
Nothing new at the moment.
>Overwatch game of the year?
Nah but it's pretty fun!
>>683273245
>trying to find inspiration to get out of bed now
I know that feeling
>>683273497
Isn't that the name of your waifu?
>>683273245
A shame, I'm sure he would have loved our new recruits.
>>683273621
Might want to get your eyes checked
>>683273688
Keep your dick in your pants and wait for the image cap
>>683273245
yeah thats the whole idea behind it
>>683273381
wow now this is just bad quality try again
>>683273688
Impatient cunt.
