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>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No oversexualised content
>discuss/insult
>chain lurk pics
>No RP/ERP, go be a faggot elsewhere
>Naps good idea
>Being an Elitist in the /waifu/ Community is like winning a gold medal in the special Olympics. You're still retarded.
>Most importantly, Remember to get enough sleep!
>>706384997
Well, I mean, you have to understand I'm also a preeeetty deluxe deal. On one side, you've got this badass killing machine that can protect you from most dangers. And on the other side, you got this cute girl who'd always stay by your side no matter what
I'd say this is why you love me~
Well, I'll admit defeat anyways
>>706385282
What~ did~ I~ do~?
>>706385177
Well, where do I start from?
>>706384749
Come here sickbro, let's be sick together
>or not, being sick sucks, I can hardly breathe
>>706385201
Same for me and league, they're irl friends.
Shit sucks, combining friends with something you know very well you can get mad about fucking sucks
>>706385880
>tfw you forget image
Drinking and MWO. Good times.
still here
and
>>706385647
nobody i played with knew what we were doing though. didnt get past the weird portal thing
![Syndra [341].png](https://i.imgur.com/vNtYLCv.png "Syndra [341].png")
>>706385724
Aaw, gud tiempos. That's exactly how I remember my GTA days.
>>706386068
Syndra a cute
As always.
>>706386182
>>706385880
If they know whats good for them to keep our friendship alive, they'd better fuck off destiny while I go look for worthy people under a new clan
>>706385970
Hmm you're probably talking about the gatekeeper part, fairly simple, take the relic and go while someone keeps the portal open
Ah but too late now huh?
>>706386139
Oh man don't get me started in Trials of Osiris... a competivie PvP mode
Here's the tl;dr verison of what it is: 9-0 FLAWLESS for awesome and sexy loot
>tfw you play one of the lightest mechs in the game yet still outmaneuver, outthink and get 2 kills on a group of 5 mechs all chasing you
>>706385880
Where ever you'd like~
>>706386596
very got my laptop and i no longer pay for online
>>706386942
Say what? Destiny isnt sub based tho
>>706387026
didnt they resell the base game with the expansion even if you had the dlc already?
>>706386182
I would like to rub honey or Nutella all throughout those toes and nibble it off
>>706386588
>>706387171
Yup except they didnt try suckering you in with EXCLUSIVE EXOTIC ITEMS like they did with The Taken King
>>706386880
DO YOU REALIZE OUR POST NUMBER IS ALMOST THE SAME? HOOOLY
also, no, guide me~
>>706386596
Same here, but it's fun playing games with IRL friends at times... it simply sucks when it's competitive enough to ruin the friendship
>>706387285
still retarded. i would hate paying for things i already owned. did they at least give you a discount if you had the season pass and dlc?
>>706387316
I really try not let that happen but it seems Im at my limit
>>706387456
Wait if you already own the past dlcs, you can just buy the recent one separately
>>706385880
You posted the lewds, Rewbs.
>>706385922
Me too! About to buy my first mech!
>>706386588
>Chen gets it.
>>706386743
You're one of the Locust assholes, aren't you?
>>706386880
Dipromacy.
>>706387610
i think i owned the first dlc and remember it not being worth 20 dollars at all
>>706387918
Nah. Raven. Though I do have a trio of Locusts.
>I keep adding you as a friend
>>706387929
Yeah first dlc is a joke
>mfw to bungie thinking this was okay
>>706387316
Magic!
But that takes out half the fun~
>>706387918
Rink!
>>706388047
I never get the messages. I'm thinking of going Hunchback IIC and having one with AC/ML and one with an LRM build.
>osht it's that little blinking button down there.
Done!
>>706387918
Forgot to ask. Which mech?
>Rory-sama
>>706388126
i dont know but i heard that the expansion was good
>>706388156
playdiplomacy dot com. Once you get on, game is "Waifu Wars"
Any of you others are welcome to join, too.
>>706388249
Going for the med/var specialization. After playing through most of the gimme mechs, I found Med with the Hunch is my strong suit.
>>706387918
I'm not posting lewds now though...
at least, not now~
>>706387610
Just stay away from upbringing any conversations related to it and you'll be fine. And maybe after a while, you'll be able to play with them again
>>706388156
Basically, you're asking me to erp with you?
>>706388232
>LRM
Disgusting.
Go with UAC. More damage potential for barely any extra cost on Clan. My 3 IICs have 3 UAC5 2 ML, 2 PPC and 2 Gauss. Them high mounts make me wet.
Had my wank, time for a shower
>>706388369
Na the raid is such a joke, you can solo it
Even back then I had crisis with my clan, so much that I ditched them after discovering it can be solo'd while they stay stuck at some parts, begging for me to help
>>706388400
Soon as I find a group to raid with that CAN do the final boss, I'm ditching them, until then Ima stay quiet, ignore the shit members and get a free checkpoint to the boss, then go to lfg or /vg/ and be like "hey who wants to do final boss?"
>>706388400
Past transgressions are not forgotten. Consequences will never be the same.
>>706388466
Thought about making a PPC one, but was going to try TAG for team benefit, then also using the tracking myself. LRM are easy to defeat, but I liked the idea of being able to pressure behind cover.
>>706388603
didnt need to know and oh well thats lame
>>706388390
What was the password?
>>706388400
I didn't say that, you did!
>>706388868
/b/waifu/
or
/b/waifu
>>706388603
With ditching, you mean simply not playing, or not even talking to them?
>>706388674
What if I apologize?
>>706388868
Alright
Come meet me at my house in an hour, I'll be waiting
>>706388674
LRMs are way too easy to counter, easy to evade, spread damage like nothing and is a ton of wasted ammo. PPCs are more effective on Clan mechs due to targeting comps and are more pinpoint damage. Lasers are better for midrange but the damage drops off way too quickly.
Once you start moving up in the tiers, LRM usage becomes rare. So taking TAG at all is useless as no one will have LRMs.
>>706389205
That's good to know. Right now I'm doing AC/ERMRL gimme build, but the ACs easily outrange the ERMRLs. LRLs worth it? Also, they're UACs, so I jam them like Elle, but the damage is worth it.
>>706389205
Forgot to ask, Clan XLengine on the Hunch IIC or no?
>>706389065
>>706389401
I'm in. I don't know how to play, so you're aware.
>>706389186
Oh my~
>>706389186
Wait, this is backwards, now. Lewdby stop corrupting my Makoto!
>>706389583
We'll do... a lot of stuff... Like playing games and such
Also, am I corrupting you~?
>>706389788
Let's see what she's got to say!
>>706389456
Clan XL on Clan always.
All Clan lasers are ER lasers. Benefits of being Clan. More glass cannon, but higher output and higher range. Large lasers are generally too heavy and mediuns do enough damage. 10s are a bit different to work with but 5s are more in line with the range. Your role is to support the push, so midrange is perfect.
>>706389583
In MWO?
Oh boy!
>>706389969
Oh~? What kind games~?
>Corrupting
I dunno, you tell me~
>>706390153
Nonono, Diplomacy.
Claimed
I miss Chen. He was the most honest anon.
>>706390361
I miss Mai
>>706390047
I can range the 10s. I liked the 20s for output, but the range dropoff is prohibitive. It's just that the ERMRL doesn't line up with the AC10. I need a LRL range-wise, but it didn't seem doable with heat and tonnage on a Medium chassis. I'd almost rather take the AC20 if I have to keep the ERMRL because at least then I can double up.
Maybe I'm misunderstanding. What exactly are you suggesting for the Laser/AC build?
>>706390361
I like Chen, but he's a fag and a troll.
>>706389969
>>706390236
Stoppit you two I mean it! I'll put you in time-out!
>>706390523
A troll? What do you mean?
He left.
>>706390523
Uac 5s. They line up nicely, fire 3 instead of 4 and are better for choke point holding / supporting a push.
>rebuilding one of my direwolves
>10 ppc is fun but not really good by any stretch
>>706390236
GOD, STOP BEING SO CUTE
You know... the usual~!
>>706390523
How so? You can't stop us~
>>706390523
What did I do?!
>>706390794
Eh, but I'm not cute.
What's the usual, I forgot~
>>706390523
Can you put me on time out?
>>706391596
Shizuru I ... yes. Yes? I think. Go to your room ... !
>>706390794
>>706391227
You know what you did and are doing!?
>>706391596
lewd
>>706391227
Oh, but you are~
I dunno, whatever you want~
>>706391919
We aren't doing anything bad~... Wanna join us?
>>706390728
Clan targeting computers worth it?
>>706391919
But i'm already in my room?
>>706391941
Oh it's not that bad.
>>706392030
With PPCs or laser vomit only, really. Theres enough ballistic velocity and Gauss us unaffected.
>>706392090
Uhm, go to bed, then!? Brush your teeth first!
>>706391972
But I thought you were. What are you two doing?
>>706391919
I don't have the slightest clue! Unless being a turbo Jew in Civ 5 is punishable now...
>>706391972
I am not.
Well there's a lot of things I'd like to do~
>>706392489
Not a lot of things you like to do.
Just being a fucking slut.
Gee.
>>706392412
I mean, we're just being lewd~
>>706392489
Like what? Enlighten me~
Post wallpapers
>>706393082
beep boop!
>>706393083
Whoa, no way, that's not okay! Also, when did you suddenly tits?
>>706390703
Can we really get rid of that pest this easily?
>>706393082
Malware infected robot.
Alright finally free time
Whats up party people
>>706390343
Baguette?
>>706392827
Wut
>>706393083
Weeeeeell, my favorite thing to do iiiiiiis...~
![Syndra [267].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/6uDS0AF.jpg "Syndra [267].jpg")
>>706393082
>>706393082
I don't know if you already have this, but here.
Also I found my Evangelion folder, I've yet to make one for Megucas
>>706393292
im about to play syndra
>>706393339
I already have it, kek.
>>706393275
>>706393221
>>706393327
>>706393221
Why would it not be okay?
Also, always? I just hide them
>>706393082
You're late
>>706393312
Are you going to tell me, or are you going to tease me?
>>706393380
Oh shut up you tit
>>706393380
W-where is the Kyouko in that pic?
>>706393380
That's not what I posted.
>>706393413
Late for what?
>>706393358
Oh she's really fun and strong you'll probably win
Channel your inner faker
Also don't forget to say kys after getting a kill
>>706393523
>That's not what I posted.
(X) Doubt.
>>706392412
I'm already in bed.
>>706393523
Kyoubot, Tomobot, want to play Diplomacy?
>>706393793
Okay, then go to sleep as punishment!
>Suika
>>706393523
Nothing, you're simply late
I'm going to sleep /waifu/. Good night
>>706393895
Oh, ok.
Goodnight.
>>706393838
Maybe, but not now.
>>706393895
Good! Stop throwing your ham sandwich at everyone!
Goodnight LewbyRoodby.
![Syndra [69].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/UzXUdOf.jpg "Syndra [69].jpg")
>>706393358
Dont fuck up
>>706393380
>>706393523
Right.
>>706393968
Wow, the placement of her tits in this picture is really offputting.
>>706393413
*Whispers something in your ear*
And that's my favorite thing to do~
>>706393895
Night Wewby!
>>706393979
Check your alerts
>>706394045
She is flat, those are stolen apples hidden on her jacket.
>>706393968
Why does the Ruga-chan always ignore me?
(｡T ω T｡)
Well, that was an earthquake. Is still an earthquake.
>>706394387
Because you say dumb stuff :^)
>>706393872
Nah, that's ok.
>>706394387
why does the togame ignore my hugs
>>706394463
G-give me headpats as punishment ... ?
>Suika
>>706394441
>>706394387
Because nobody loves you
That's why you failed with Ruri
>>706393678
im doing great
>>706394554
Whatever nigga
>>706394123
You're added. I have nothing else. Giving my poor ToShibe a rest. MWO gives it heat problems.
>>706394703
>
Claim
>>706394535
>>706394797
>>706394845
>>706394797
I invited you to a pub group.
>>706394932
>>706394932
Cute Chen
>>706394861
Breddy gud 9/11
>>706394953
Okay, let me cool down the CPU. I'm just running IE and it's hitting ~65C.
>>706395057
I've seen better
>>706395007
>>706394932
>>706394585
Sarcasm?
>>706395127
Yes please
>>706394530
Eh? Punish you?
Give you head pats?
I'm confused now.
>>706395202
You are punished to give me headpats, but you missed your chance. To the dungeon.
>>706395153
12/3/3. tell me im good
>>706395057
Get on my level
>>706395057
>~65C
At idle?
>>706395262
You have a sex dungeon?!
>>706395301
It's a laptop with a half-working cooling pad. What do you want?
>>706395308
No, it's got some inefficient ram usage. Toshibas are really shitty at cooling too (it's a laptop--I'm in Japan for work, remember?).
I actually used a USB power hub that I plugged into the wall to power the cooling pad, so as not to use the USB hub from the laptop. It reduced the temp by ~5C. I need a new laptop, or a better cooling pad. (Targus 3fan aluminum).
>>706395400
No one said anything about sex Shihtzu
>>706395201
>>706394703
Get fucked, kek.
![Syndra [271].png](https://i.imgur.com/X4sqDom.png "Syndra [271].png")
>>706395202
Punish him with lewd head pats
I am become awake, bringer of despair
>>706395301
What about gpu?
>>706395499
What's your work load?
>>706395290
No you're mean
Also Syndra is just ridiculously strong
Anyhow I'm going to class
Good night
>>706395503
>>706395780
>vs (38)
The absolute madman.
>>706395686
Intergrated graphics > gpu
>>706395780
Help my folder is small and full of ifunny watermarks.
>>706395918
The Kyoukute
![Syndra [181].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/P5bc56Q.jpg "Syndra [181].jpg")
>>706395290
Good job.
>>706395668
Good morning lewd one.
>>706395918
Only the maddest of men.
>>706396018
>My folder is small
Oh don't you worry, when I'm finished with you, you'll be really nice and big.
>>706395763
im not i found a checklist, bye
>>706396085
thanks
>>706395499
Well what other reason would you have a dungeon?
>>706395574
I don't even know what that means...
>>706396085
Shh, no one knows I post mega lewds outside of thread ;o
Good morning Syndra, did you sleep well?
/b/ is more autistic than /a/, caught me off guard. nice one my dudes
![Syndra [159].png](https://i.imgur.com/GXvLkcE.png "Syndra [159].png")
>>706396207
Are you sure you dont?
>>706396266
Post more.
Whent to sleep a bit too late, but yes. What about you?
>>706396025
The alice qt.
>>706396520
Hush you.
>>706396266
Really? "No one"?
>>706396498
Why would that surprise you?
>>706396520
I've already given you all 80 lewds I have! I will go find more for you though
I'm glad to hear you slept well. I slept okay, it was uninterrupted but I don't feel very rested. I have to go to school for the entire day today because I need some software that isn't available to us
>>706396627
You aren't posting the cute black and white pictures today?
>>706396628
Correct. Not even I know I do it
>>706396869
kek
>>706397166
>>706396926
Just for you.
>>706397419
And this is for [You]
>>706397419
Kyoko I want to suick your dick
>>706397755
O.
>>706398094
Never mind, Booki. My interwebs is on the fritz. However, I can do this.
Lets Nightcap Rory!
Rules
>rolling between 1 and 09
>anything over 12 is an instant fail
>10 is also now a failure
>rerolls allowed and encouraged
Exceptions
Dubs - you choose the drink
Trips - two drinks. Mix and match.
Quads - one of all. Just fuck my life up.
>>706397755
>>706398142
Gay as fuck, kill yourself
>>706398487
Roll
>>706398487
Roll
>>706398487
roll
>>706398487
Re roll
>>706398487
Come on
>>706398487
GIVE ME THE 7 YOU CUNT!
>>706398635
REROLL!
>>706398558
Re-roll
>>706398523
>>706398623
Exactly 100 later
>>706398487
Reroll
>>706398499
I'm comfortable with my sexuality anon. What about you?
Ever craved dick up the ass?
>>706398487
Sorry I missed your invite, Rory. My computer's game is weak.
>>706398558
Boop!
>>706398666
We did it
>tfw no Alice ohayou
>>706398666
>>706398666
AWWWWWWWWWWWWW YISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
7 AND 2! GET TO IT RORY!
>>706398666
Well. First trips.
Choose my poisons, Satan.
>>706398740
Its all good. My comp decided that it didnt want to internet anymore.
>>706398778
I really really like this image, Makoto.
>>706398826
I'll focus on gittin gud. Don't want to ashamed you sensei.
>
Where's Shizuru. I desire headpats.
>>706385758
>>706385758
>>706385758
>>706385758
an entire fucking thread of underage b& right there.
>>706398778
7 on the right, 2 on the left. Both decent rolls for me, I very nearly had the tequila again.
>>706398778
7 poured. Here we go.
>>706398778
I downed the 7 way too fast. This is gonna hit hard.
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