Waifu claiming thread.
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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
still here
>>706399426
Claimed my husbando
Holy balls that was way too damn quick.
>>706399373
Claiming best girl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPntjTPWgKE
>>706399373
>I am okay with this
You need to include the hatred of lewds in your OP, there, Kyoubot.
>>706399569
bbe that's what they all tell me.
Where's that Chenigger?
Where's my other heart, too?
![Syndra [341].png](https://i.imgur.com/vNtYLCv.png "Syndra [341].png")
>>706399896
God morning Saya
>>706400633
An kiss for the dubs
Be back in a bit, shower time
>>706399373
Kyouko did you make these?
>>706400993
This is the original, I colored some and cropped the face into other pics, yes.
![Syndra [207].png](https://i.imgur.com/FoxmqGg.png "Syndra [207].png")
>>706400743
Lewd.
>>706401058
It's good. I haven't been able to get photoshop on this compu yet, so everything I do is MSPaint (including the ones you have).
But then again, you're a robot. Also, please tell S-Mug Tomobot that, because they are always around and things, they are a robot and that's okay, and we still like them.
I can't communicate that to them. Maybe if you tell them in Assembly or you give them a USB injection ... ?
>Suika
>200+ gold per turn
>Lacking a bit in terms of science
>Literally no military at all
AT LEAST I'M OUT JEWING THE REST OF THE WORLD BY OVER 4 TIMES AS MUCH!
>>706399482
Your waifu is shit
>>706401256
>Barbarians
Obviously you turned those off. Get ready to lose!
... can I conquer?
>>706401288
>somad
So mad I want to know why.
>>706401288
well i like her
>>706400743
Morning Alice. How are you?
>>706401256
Civilization? Which one? 2? 5?
>>706401467
Not a Tomoko fan. But this is ironclad logic.
>>706401450
I did not. I ave like, 1 or 2 landschneks, and that's all I use to deal with them.
>>706401606
5. It's absolutely murdering my laptop.
>>706401245
Pffff nothing lewd about a kiss, they're lovely
>>706401606
Good. And now I'm clean. How are you?
>>706401657
Turn your power settings down, in the battery options.
I run CivV just fine. But that may be because I eliminate other civs before you do. oho hoho
>>706401657
Civ 5 is amazing. Played it for hours. Best part was spreading my religion to friend's cities and making him rage quit when he couldn't get rid of Onanism.
>>706401780
I'm good. A bit tired but ehh, it'll pass, I'm sure.
>>706401450
She's obviously a guy
Quick claim before work
Hope everyone has a great day!
>>706401782
Nah, it's just the fact that my laptop doesn't handle games well when I've been playing them for hours.
>Getting rid of Civs
What an uncultured thing to do. I'm reaping massive money while everyone else is poor. Taking them over defeats potential customers!
>Pic related
>>706402090
Lol, I was just one turn too late to make my own religion, so I'm not focusing too much on it at all. All about the shekkles man!
>>706402090
Long day? Or just waking up?
Claim
>>706403694
Hello
>>706403120
Went to sleep around 4:30 when I had to wake up at 7. Taking a nap would probably mess up sleep rhythm more than it is now.
>>706404012
Hi
>>706404187
I see no problem with that amount of sleep. I slept far too much yesterday and felt like dirt all day...
>>706404384
How are you doing today?
Good morning /waifu/
>>706404440
Im good, you?
>>706404508
God morning Illya, how are you?
>>706404717
I'm not doing too bad, waiting for my second bus right now. Got anything planned for today?
>>706404933
Nothing special, im probably just gonna go play video games or watch anime or something
>>706404933
A bit drowsy but otherwise fine. Some dumbfuck in my building set off the fire alarm in the middle of the night so that was fun.
How are you, Alice?
>>706405218
That doesn't sound like a bad time
>>706405421
Classic fire alarm cunt. Why do people still do this in 2016? It was never cool.
On the lovely bus system in my city, see below
>15 minutes between buses
>next bus in 19 minutes
>following bus in 23
????????
>>706405528
Thats not the bad time, the bad time is when i have to choose an anime or videogame to watch/play
back home from short monday
just had a 2 hour lecture and did some studying in the library.
i hope everyone's day has been going well
>>706405902
Needing to follow along with the subtitles is the death of video games and watching anime. I should really try to learn some Japanese, if only to be able to look away so I can keep playing games kek
What's up Waifu??? Morning all.
>>706406250
The ceiling.
You should have expected that
>>706405528
Why the fuck k wouldn't they be at least scheduled at even intervals?
>>706406018
Not off to a great start, but it's a Monday so I didn't really expect it too.
>>706406250
nothing mavis good morning hope your day goes well
Weeb.
Just joking. I wish i could learn another language but i couldn't even learn french in school so thats probably not happening.
>>706406369
oh that sucks what happened?
>>706406250
Hello
>>706406369
They are. I was just talking to someone who goes to my school, says he was waiting for 40 minutes.
Some fucking weird shit must have happened for one bus to have left when he got there and the next two just not showing up at all...
>>706406508
I learned French when I was young, I went to a French school though so it was a sink or swim scenario
Woo, no sleep this weekend! This surely won't backfire on me at all!
>>706406862
why didnt you sleep?
>>706406600
Someone set off the fire alarm in the middle of the night so building had to evacuate for a bit, and then about 10 minutes ago I realised I didn't have my keys right as the door to my suite shut and locked behind me. Nothing that can't be fixed once one of my suitemates wakes up though.
>>706406775
Wierd. Never had to deal with buses myself, none ran around where I lived. I think that's lucky on my part because I've heard nothing but horror stories
>>706407096
Oh, I did. I meant MY weekend. So, the next 2 days.
Today I've got to go with my aunt and do some prep for the funeral. Then Ima hang out with my friend a bit, maybe get my fog lights checked out, and try to find some high strength black duct tape for the top.
Tomorrow I've got to go to the welfare offices with my mom to do some stuff for her uninsurance and my medical insurance.
I suppose it's not cutting out sleep, so much as it is my schedule's going to be flipped for a few days and it's going to suck.
YU は SHOCK!
カラミチーマス
>>706401288
talk shit on my waifu i will end you fucking lifeu
>>706407331
wait someone did that on purpose? what a dick head. did you catch the culprit?
that sucks, im guessing you were still a bit sleepy?
hope the rest of the day goes better for you~
>>706407477
>prep funeral stuff
oh no that sucks, someone close?
as you already said im pretty sure you can sleep while doing all that.
hanging with a friend is fun though
>>706407598
Oh hi there Warmonger Booki.
>>706407864
Warmonger? Still having fun in your lewd scissor-based society?
>>706407863
Grandpa. Didn't make it, stroke messed up half of his brain, so they decided to pull the plug.
We were somewhat closeish? Not really distant, but we weren't like strangers.
>>706408161
Warmonger.
Scissor based lewd...what?
>>706408246
You know. Think about it.
>>706407863
No idea if it was purpose or someone decided to make some 3 am popcorn and burnt the shit out of it because nobody here seems to know how to make popcorn. But yeah, was still half asleep as I left for breakfast and so got locked out.
You and me both! But thank you. How was your lecture/study session?
>>706408342
Booki, are you being some kinda huge pervert? Because an innocent angel such as myself can't think of what you mean.
>>706408561
>your society
>not talking about it
Okay! How are you!?
wo.
>>706407796
Yeah you tell em tomoko!
>>706408726
My society is literally CAPITALISM HO because my gold generation makes me able to purchase any buildings I want instantly. I literally upgraded my capital with every single building in the span of one turn and blew 5k gold.
And eh, waiting to get off work. Gunna go home and buy me a new game!
>>706408921
>
And what level are you playing on?
Ok so how is everyone? I'm hanging out here waiting to start my new job
>>706409315
Tired
>>706407331
The people on the bus are just as scary
>>706408246
oh im very sorry, my condolences
its probably for the best though
well i guess if you are willing to hang out in your free time you are pretty close
>>706408371
kek. well popcorn is pretty hard to make
i remember trying to make that drunk and my mircrowave exploded
got any plans to make the day better? or just lame school day?
it was great, my physics professor is great and very good at teaching
i still need to do some stuff at home but im kinda being lazy
>>706408752
owo
>>706409251
A level under standard. I am absolutely terrible with strategy games, and I'm just trying to get used to it still.
>>706409315
You got a job, Mavis?
>>706409315
I want to die but at the same time don't really care tbqh family. I want to live idk.
>>706409408
>
>>706409454
ceiling
>>706409315
>
But you're not doing that here. What's the new job? (>doing what here? read below)
I'm responding to you, but don't be such a cunt when you post. It's like the only content you bring is troll. Literally say hello and interact with others.
>like this.
>>706409637
okAy
RIGHT
SOMEONE EXPLAIN TO ME WHAT THE FUCK THIS IS AND WHY PEOPLE DO IT RIGHT THE FUCK NOW. I HATE NOT BEING A PART OF THINGS AND ULTIMATELY MAKES ME FEEL INSECURE AND EXCLUDED.... FAGS
>>706409454
Is what it is yo.
And I meant my grandpa. My friend is like my best friend, gunna go call him a faggot for some unspecified amount of time and maybe get some sweet pizza.
>>706409541
What job ya get?
>>706409789
People talk about shit or generally shitpost and anime characters are kinda cute so yeah fuck me daddy.
>>706409701
Easy there shitlord. You telling me how to post now? How about you go fuck you mother? I bet she hates you anyway.
.............................
Makoto I'm caving
Give me the Discord
...........
Don't tell anyone
>>706409893
Sure man. Sure. Do your thing, then.
buying gf 2174m
>>706410000
Aww shit nigga
>>706409936
I'm on mobile. I can't do nuffin!
>>706410067
Google*
Google it if you don't understand
>>706409454
Got classes to get through today, but after that I think I'll go through the league tutorial. Other than that nothing planned.
>>706409542
Think people of Walmart, but confined to a tube with wheels
>>706409936
Suika, no
>>706410111
It's better that way. I'm trying to resist but ...
>>706410208
YES NO! MAYBLE!?
>>706410111
I'll hit you up at a con though. Gives me a deadline to not look like a fat old man. Tho I lift.
>pic
>>706410588
Resist what?
>Pic
Oh god, you don't plan to carry me around like that, do you?!
>>706410208
Note to self: avoid public transportation at all costs
worthless post
worthless post 2: epileptic boogaloo
Post shitted
Thanks
I missed everything
%706411343
yeah
>>706410744
>how do you even have a picture for that?
Sorta proves you're a sloot, sweetheart. Academic, even.
sorry late reply im dicking around a bit too much
>>706409857
oh i misunderstood im sorry
friends who you can call faggot and still get pizza are the best
you going to do anything cool?
>>706410163
oh alright, good luck paying attention
be wary my friend died duting the tutorial then never played again
just posting here i guess then?
>>706411714
fuck off im not sachi
>>706411700
I was talking about your pic! And there's Makoto pics for damn near every situation! I mean, I do have over 3,000 pictures...
>>706411714
All good.
I dunno, we might just get said pizza, go back to my place, and CAPITALISM HO for a few hours or something, provided it's not too hot.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3m08UnTlg8
>>706410588
It's up to you.
>>706410793
I wish I could.
Well, I can but I don't have a drivers license
I cand do idd.
I cand gondrol idd
jusd posd
night
>>706411714
I'll be careful.
Unless something's goin on today I'll probably be here. Monday's are usually pretty dead.
Speaking of class, I better get going.
>>706412011
Unfortunate
>>706412420
BOOKI IF YOURE DRUNK I SWEAR TO GOD!
>>706412486
God night Tomoko
>>706412420
Poor Suika :(
>>706412521
I'll be honest I'm drink and drunk and not happy and not liking Japan and today is just not the day
Today is the day
>>706412420
dond gondrol id :^)
>>706411841
wat
>>706411927
>capitalism ho
what is that supposed to mean?
>>706412498
dead on thread? yea they are. but i kinda like it, gets my stuff done
well not really atm but i am gonna start now
see ya
>>706412664
No drinking! You put that away this instant!
>>706412752
fight me
>>706412835
for your own sake put away the rice wine
xd
>>706412752
Dead on thread, dead on campus, dead in general
>Illya
>Best fox claimu
>>706412752
It's the catchphrase of a character in this game I'm going to get. You play as an RPG shopkeeper and you have to play the market!
>>706413004
If you don't put it away, I'm going to be very upset! You were just drunk like 2 days ago!
>>706412835
Already drunk my luv
Let's look at this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rnD3dOsb6DE
This is not only new good, it is good good.
>>706412919
no im busy
>>706413048
have fun
>>706413163
oh okay kek
i think i know it, saw some dude stream it sometime
what is it called?
>>706413229
See
>>706413163
No more drinking!
>>706413335
>>706413004
is not >>706413229
i made a pun, pls get pun
>>706413105
That is a very nice Fox
>>706413163
Hello I like that hat thing you are wearing
>Late claim
>Gamindustri best cosplay girl claimed
Ohayou /waifu/ o7
>>706413300
Recceter I believe.
>>706413536
I got pun!
>>706413683
Thanks Mavis. I'm not exactly sure what to call it. It's like a barret but not exactly.
>>706413105
Raaaan
sign up for waifu diplomacy
playdiplomacy dot com
Waifu Wars is the game
/b/waifu/
or
/b/waifu is the password
Asking you because you are both reliable and rational.
Not even rolling for this post.
>>706413683
That's a ni- nope still 3DPD
>>706414217
Um what?
what is waifu diplomacy?
Mebbe go bed b4 stupids
\
Shuttup you all
>>706414455
Diplomacy with /waifu/ members
>>706414645
Well i don't know what diplomacy is
>Ran-sama
>>706414771
Look nigger I have rendered myself too drunk to reply due to reasons beyond our control also how the fuck do you not know diplomacy am I that much older than you you're a goddamn shame pretending you're 800+ years old not knowing diplomacy you truly are a feral animal do you also have a cage and collar I'll tell Yukari!
>>706415089
>>706415089
Motherfucker, you're about to experience American diplomacy
>>706415288
You too I'll tell Yukari you'll end up in the gap-hag's snatch.
I'm warning you.
>>706415089
Drink harder. CHUG CHUG CHUG.
>>706415447
As if I did something wrong~
>>706415407
>roll 4 tits
Ran I fucking swear you need to sign up for this right now because you just sit aside all of the threads but you can actually do a thing here. Also fuck you. That's the important part. Fuck you fat tits.
>Wasn't done
Also your tits are fat.
Join our Diplomacy game despite me you'd probably be one of the better anons to join.
playdiplomacy dot com. Waifu Wars is the game. /b/waifu or /b/waifu/
<3
>>706415407
>>706415764
Just to be sure fuck you fat tits!
I heard there was a best fox here
>>706415878
You'd like to, wouldn't you?
>>706415989
right about here
So mean.
>Sips tea
>>706415989
Galil is best fox now!
>>706416024
I hate you so much.
>>706416024
>>706415878
>fucking the fox tits
Why would you not /comfy/ in the tail? Way better
>>706416081
Nope
>>706416081
Always best fox
>>706416206
there i made a diplomacy account
>>706416210
Suika is just jealous
>>706416210
I hate you Ran. You are an old hag with old hag tits working for an old hag!
>>706416420
Don't insult me! And you didn't!
>>706416576
I did, now i need a password to join the game
I don't even need to shitpost rn. Well done waifu.
>>706416420
Tbh, a flatter chested Ran would be amazing.
>>706416576
Suika, I'm not Ran :(
I thought we had something
>>706416746
noooo
>>706414063
oh yea its fun as fuck
i watched that entire game being played by a guy named trump
TSM trump that is
>>706416746
WE HAVE SOMETHING I'M JUST SO MAD
>>706416683
/b/waifu
or
/b/waifu/
need one more after you. Rule is 2 days to post moves. Super slow.
>da Suika
>>706416718
That doujin wasn't bad, a bit too harsh for my tastes thought.
>>706416964
Is this the old Yuno?
>>706416977
Can i join?
>>706417196
look at the filename
its not
i am here now for about 3 months
>>706416883
But I still hate you, saggy tits.
Like, a lot.
Diplomacy is separate, though discussion on Waifu is okay.
I hate you Ran.
You should join!
>>706417196
There's You Know and tsunyun (ceiling)
I didn't read the doujin I just like the edit for reasons. XD
>>706417330
I did a picture I wasn't that mad but here it is.
>>706417284
True.
Still nice to see new posters around.
>>706417337
Yep, yep. I just remembered.
Alright then~
>>706417330
I already joined
and I love you too, little girl
>>706417337
>(ceiling)
who keeps posting that...
its not even sacho
>>706417534
sorry to dissapoint
were you and youknow close or something?
>>706417591
>joined
I might have to ally with saggy momtits. Ugh. What a whore.
>>706417701
Not really, he was just a lewd pal, as I may say.
>>706417701
me, resident idiot of waifu
>>706416883
I prefer flatter chest. I'm sorry :(
>your boob's are okay too though :(
>>706416977
Why are you mad
>>706417816
oh alright, not a huge lewd fan here
gonna walk doggo now i will see you next thread
>>706417944
oh i didnt recognise you with the madoka pic
now i do though, those are hilarious
the cieling joke still isnt
>>706417979
JOIN THE DIPLOMACY or don't I don't know you you're not reliable
Also who are you to question my madness I am mad and that's just how it is right now!
>>706417809
Don't lie, you totally want to
>>706417979
flat is bad...
>>706418095
I'm Nobody Interesting.
dont worry
>>706418178
You know me! I'm on mobile at school right now
>>706418198
No completely flat, just at of bust is perfect. Like Alice :^)
>>706418198
>flat is bad
You never did before
You double nigger ...
>>706418347
fair point, Alice is a cute
>>706418428
Drunk down, you're calm
.
>>706418095
It's okay. See you later Yuno~
,
:
>>706418889
>>706419444
Esp is on point today
>>706419495
fuck off sachi
>>706418428
>
>>706419556
Im not sachi, why would yo insult me like that?
'
~
>>706419731
Nah
;
<>
>>706419625
I HAVE IT I DON'T CARE
But thanks, really.
>>706418879
Fuck you foxfag I hate you now wtf
Who's the other pleb failing miserably?
>>706419973
Baka
>>706420028
fuck off sachi
>>706420100
Stop insulting me, im not sachi
>>706420010
No u
