Waifu claiming thread.
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>>704471626
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
>>704481943
Yes you are being naughty.
Calamity-masu'd
Reminder that Atra is better than your waifu in every way
still here
>>704481788
Yea that sounds pretty expensive
I don't really like pirating games, it's a stupid reason but i want to support the companies
I'll put in on my wish list and wait for a sale or something
>>704481936
Oh damn that's pretty great
You basically get a strong as fuck healer
Sounds like a pretty cool game
>>704482167
Yea I sorta figured that out of your posts
I'm glad you're feeling better, that shit is the worst
That's great, I hope you had good weather
World championship right? Who were playing?
>>704482189
Eh I'm okay
Tried to sleep but it didn't happen
Yourself?
>>704482255
Give me a sec
That's great!
>>704482434
Whatcha gonna doooo about it hm?
>>704482652
Dope, cash money
>>704482652
its pretty lax right now. just wondering when i can kill my fat sith master
>>704482571
>Doesn't have a 30 round mag
>Doesn't have an optic
>Doesn't have a fully automatic action that's configured for a bullpup design.
Its like you're not even trying.
>>704482652
I plan on buying it when it is on sale, I wanna support the devs because its a good game, its just not $30 good.
>>704482824
Tell you to stop.
Stop being naughty.
>>704482652
Sorry man, I hate not being able to sleep. I'm playing Rocket League and heating up some food
>>704479749
I'll take the the tide before you mix it
I'm pretty happy because I feel like I'll be doing pretty good this year
>>704480044
You will always be kitty for me
>>704480166
Tally ho! Or whatever the captain of Normandy would say while charging into battle
I'll be off for now. BRB in 6 hours
>Trist
>>704483165
Yuuki!
>One of the colonists has peg legs, his nickname is now Leggy
>>704482944
>implying Atra is a gun
Raifus are retarded.
Atra can cook, clean, take care of you. And she is loli.
Can L85 compete with that?
>>704483333
Checked
>>704483480
Lovely.
>>704482944
>>704483385
fight
>>704483385
is she a maid?
>>704483348
What was the name of the pirate from Family Guy? Seamus?
>>704483061
Never!
>>704483333
Peace out girl scout
I have go in like 30 minutes
>>704483654
No but she's a space-girl thats practically a maid. Just no French maid uniform
>>704481788 (Eru)
Its good, I'm watching Invader Zim
>>704481878 (Rem)
More like kung ju
>>704481936 (Tomoko)
Slave and Twi'Lek parts
Shock part maybe a little
>>704482255 (Kneesocks)
Damn right
>>704482571
>Doesn't have full auto capability
>Doesn't have 65 round mags
>Doesn't have a thong
Pleb tier, at best.
Man fuck this stupid car shit. Guess I'll just deal with my dash forever being sticky.
>>704483932
then she isn't best
>>704482895
Why not do it now?
Fuck that guy, he probably killed his master
>>704482944
Yea same
Just wait till summer again and rip wallet
>>704483165
Yea it is the worst
What are you gonna eat?
>>704483720
Stop being naughty.
>>704483385
L85 can also cook and clean, she's great and motivated, she'd take care of me in a heartbeat, and despite the gun not being reliable, she's very reliable herself. She's also a fishing master ^^
>>704483672
Yeah I think so
>ALSO JANE AND DOC ARE GETTING MARRIED. CUTE AS FUCK!
This lil colony is the best thing ever.
>>704483962
Invader Zim is the best.
Doll claimed.
Drink plenty of fluids.
>>704482569
>Rem
my nigga
That ungrateful elf bitch needs to die already so we can Rem all day everyday
>>704483962
so the being in charge, exotic, and maybe a little shock play. huh you like some stuff
>>704484077
well he is like 6 or 7 levels higher for starters
>>704484273
I do already.
How're you doing?
>>704484273
Doll bong!
Been some time
Whats up?
>>704484077
Yeah, but the winter sales are coming too.
>Winter Is Coming And Gaben Is Coming For Your Wallet.
>>704484094
Yeah but she's an inanimate object that is made to kill.
>>704483962
>implying Atra is a shitty raifu
Reminder that Galil will be sold to an operator
>>704484273
Why can't I drink plenty of solids?
>>704484094
>>704483962
>invader zim
13 year old lesbian SJWs confirmed
>holds up spoon
>>704483631
Hello dearest, how's your evening going?
>>704484693
Loli hunter
>>704484623
It's spork you fucking idiot.
>>704484693
Good enough. Eating some pizza and watching YouTube. Yours?
>>704484371
That's a bad reason
Start grinding
Also does he have a healing slave?
You'll probably double time him easy
>>704484457
Yes but usually not as big as summer if I remember right
Might be wrong and I'm just retarded
>Gaben nooo I dont want another €5 game that was €30
>>704484848
Sperg lord detected
Hello waifu, what's up?
>>704483963
Put a piece of paper on top of it.
>>704484094
Its pretty damn good
>>704484371
Yes, those are pretty hot.
>>704484273
Vodka is a fluid
>>704484459
Reminder that your waifu can't protect you from the government or the niggers
>>704484623
>Not holding up a spork
Zomg yu rnt WEIRD *flaps arms like wings* lolzee
>>704484992
no he does not i think
>>704483480
Cute
>>704484077
Making some chicken with some rolls and broccoli
>>704484094
HOLY CUTE. I WANT THIS GAME!
>>704485117
That's just stupid.
Also
IGGINS!!!!
>>704484459
She's also a girl because ANIME~
Plus your waifu isn't even made to take down a man at 200 yards, lame.
>>704484992
Winter sales are a bit smaller but they're usually better deals, summer sales are HUGE though.
>>704485117
Meanwhile: MY COLONY IS FINALLY DEVELOPING GUNS
>Wooo!
>>704485156
Its cute but also brutal as hell!
>Fox had to operate on Hitt (now Leggy) to give him new legs.
>She was probably mortified.
>>704485079
You're damn right, and I'm proud of it too. Unlike you, and you're equally as spergy.
>>704485116
Not much. Watching some YouTube and eating pizza. You?
>>704482652
Yeah it was a beautiful day. We watch Russia vs Sweden. Had fun with your buddies?
bbl going to make dinner
>>704485156
Thank you thank you
How've you been Yuuki?
>>704484848
Busy, I suppose. Still need to do a dozen more drawings for lab, read 5 chapters in 3 books, do 3 chapters of online assignments, write 5 paragraphs worth of discussion responses, and bake cookies.
>>704484812
Eyy what's up my dude
How've you been?
>>704485117
well you like what you like
Best chibi claimed.
>>704485279
If Atra tried she could.
>>704485117
>implying she can't
Hand her a weapon and she can. At least I wont get cucked by some random operator. Plus Galil is a jew.
>>704484385
As do I, just not the right kinda fluids. Not dead yet, so that's always a plus. Yourself?
>>704484451
It has been!
I am at the moment, just checking in for a little while until I doze off.
>>704484459
You can, you're obviously not trying hard enough, or don't have a blender.
>>704485116
Nothing much, just laying in bed. What's new with you?
>>704485117
That it is, now just do the drink part and we're all good.
>>704485445
That's a lot of stuff to do. Don't get overwhelmed. Bake good cookies.
>>704485860
I'm doing okay, despite school being pretty shit.
>>704485445
Good, how about you?
>>704485153
Then kick his ass
Does the leveling system work just like any other rpg?
>>704485156
See you in a bit
>>704485279
Yea that's why I like summer better, they give more attention to lesser known games
That's how I got most games with most of my playtime in it
>>704485370
Oh that's the best, damn I miss BBQ'ing
We threw ours out because my parents started being vegan, and I can only do it with friends
Yea I had a good time, I was fucking wasted though, I don't remember much
It basically went like this
>Open up first bottle of jagermeister
>Wake up on couch
>>704485860
Good to see you man
How's life been treating you?
>>704486108
sure kill things finish a quest get xp
>>704485320
trying to figure out why my graphics card's driver keep crashing while playing games
>i hope its not dying
>>704485860
Nothing is really new, ^ thats what Im doing. How about you?
>>704484314
Do you know realize
Subaru has the audacity to kill himself for Emilia
But not for someone who actually loves him
Shes not my lover
She's just a girl who claims that I'm the one
.
Hi mah niggas.
Is being a fan of Colts the same as being a fan of suffering?
>Accidentally hit back button
>Trying to find Invader Zim
>Mfw Hulu has Rick and Morty
YES
>>704486350
Yes, because you aren't a Texans fan
>>704485229
It won't be sticky though
Also, what does iggins mean
>>704485279
What kind?
>>704485705
I don't see anything wrong with it
>>704485843
Shooting is not as simple as picking up a gun
>>704485860
If you say so
>>704486025
Whats up Shiro?
>>704485860
>plays with the Doll
>>704485717
Hello Kaga
>>704485378
See you
>>704485370
Akame, waddup
>>704486350
Hello.
>>704486572
Fuck off SJW
>>704486572
sure if the other involved is down
>>704486572
Fuck Texans. I'm a fan of Colts but I admit that Eagles is the shit
>>704486608
Hello.
Howdy, partner?
>>704486572
Invader Zim is for 12 yo girls
>>704486789
How are you?
>>704486350
How's your Billie Jean, Yuiko? What have you been up to?
>>704486101
Doing alright, just busy with work and school. What have you been up to?
>>704486025
Yep, just trying to keep my head above water right now. School's going well, though. All As so far.
>>704485843
>If she tried
But she can't even fire boolet.
Can she even use gun?
Can she use it accurately? Because L85 can do it, easily because she's got training, she was built to pew.
>>704486108
True.
>Mfw over 200 games because SALES
>>704486572
Muskets right now, but later we're gonna get ASSAULT RIFLES
I'm gonna go full slav.
>Rick and Morty
Yeee boiii
>>704486108
That's alright if you're with people you can trust. I did lose track of a few things too
>>704486608
hello there tats
>>704486572
Should have kept you filtered.
>>704485717
It's a pretty good chibi I'll give it that.
>>704486025
Just the day in general or any particular shitty thing?
>>704486108
Likewise, likewise.
Half cut and sleepy, so I'd say pretty good. You getting up to much?
>>704486290
Chilling in bed. I'm surprised my computer hasn't exploaded at this point.
>>704486350
Sure why not. What's shaking?
>>704486572
Trust me I have a fake doctors licence.
>>704486608
She's not the playing kinda Doll.
>>704486306
Subaru is an idiot
That episode when Rem actually came out with her feelings and expressed undying love to Subaru and his response?
>muh Emilia
Emilia could give a fuck
The whole situation seriously had me more pissed than most anime
>>704486608
Hello, Legs of Terror, how are you?
>>704487086
She can use a gun.
She needs to know because Tekkaden is wanted by Gjalihorn so if she geys in trouble she may need to use one
>>704487322
Is that a Doll I see?
'Cause it's too cold for you here and now
So let me hold
Both your hands I'm the whole on my sweater
>>704487322
>>704487000
>>704487000
Im fine. Kinda mad Colts lost, but I'm already getting used. My football team tied today's game, tho. It was a hard game. Good enough.
>>704486664
I don't see how I'm a SJW.
>>704486759
IRL obviously, but in games it doesn't matter.
>Skyrim was basically porn for me
>>704486789
Go fuck yourself.
>>704486805
All cartoons are.
>>704487086
>Full Slav
Never a good idea
But always the best idea with VODKA
>>704487266
Probably.
I'm gonna try to sleep again
See you guys in a few hours
>>704487086
Kek that is a fucking lot holy shit
I got nothing on you
>>704487233#
I can't add you for some reason so I'm trying this
That's true enough
Apparently they tried really hard to wake me up
They made a video where they play brainpower next to my ear and I just smack his phone out his hand and fall back asleep immediately
>>704486207
Sounds reasonable enough
Have fun with it
>>704487343
Good, I gotta go, unfortunately
>>704487322
>dresses her up
>>704487233
Hello, I have to go.
>>704487078
Playing guitar and stuff. I have to go now.
>>704487542
And I may just take your breath away
I don't mind if there's not much too say
'Cause sometimes the silence guides our minds
To move to a place far away
>Colts
I dont follow Handegg
>>704487778
One off.
>>704487468
No Doll
Only dong :^)
>>704487322
Hey there Doll, how've you been lately?
>>704487661
That's biologically impossible. Why are you so mad bro?
>>704484084
Dough, ok
>>704487468
Is that a cute I see?
>>704487368
Probably uses a pleb tier pistol
>Mfw doesn't use a fully automatic 5.56 NATO assault rifle.
Kek.
>>704487836
Sleep tight ^^
>>704487661
>mfw I can probably make vodka
>Slav Revolution Now.
>>704486350
Indeed it is.
t. Saints fan
>>704486608
Not much. Some YouTube. You?
>>704487322
The day in general. School really drains me.
>>704487876
Good Kneesocks. What would you like as a reward?
>>704487837
Take care Tats, see you around
>rango
>>704487661
I get that you are just trying to be funny, and aren't really stupid as a box of rocks, but read the mood man.
Have a good night.
>>704487954
She would use a futuristic rifle. Does L85 work in space?
>>704487322
lol why is that?
>>704487661
how?
>>704487836
its a time waster
>>704487837
I follow Handegg and football. A little of Rugby too. And volleyball. Virtually every sport besides F1.
Amava alguém
Me enganei
Me apaixonei pela pessoa errada
Pra mim você não vale nada
Foi só ilusão, decepção
Acreditava nas suas palavras
Eu vou beber até o dia clarear
A noite nao tem hora pra acabar
>>704487955
It could be worst. I could be a dolphins fan
test
>>704487322
I've drunk 7 bottles, is that enough Doctor Doll?
>>704487867
Because you're a faggot
>>704487954
DO IT
100% PROOF ALCOHOL FOR EVERYONE
>>704488002
Which Tomoko are you though
>>704488086
Yes, guns work on space.
>>704488180
Sex mods, and nothing else.Literally all I did in it for a year or so was jerk off.
>>704487333
Trips confirms.
Literally I wanted to throw my phone off a bridge out of pure frustration
>>704487836
kek. but what do you mean adding me?
>>704487837
bye
>>704488446
Or a Browns fan. That'd be even worse.
>>704488559
Ak me.
>>704488543
>Which Tomoko are you though
At least try to not act retarded
Man today is slow and steady
>>704487838
God dammit Renge, you and your dong.
>>704487951
Well, if you're looking in a mirror, then yes!
>>704487954
Hello Gun!
>>704488540
Nice.
>>704488701
shi ro
>>704488555
Trips confirming trips
What is this sorcery
>>704488748
You know you can't escape
You just can't get away from the dong
>>704488543
oh. well whatever gets you going
>>704488543
Yeah. I know. Yet it sounds like there is another reason. Would you mind telling me what it is?
>>704488701
Idk. Being worst than the Dolphins is kinda hard
>>704488721
Being able to actually read posts is very nice.
>>704487468
Nah, get your eyes tested. How's it going?
>>704487542
Oh well, there's always the next one.
>>704487778
Close but no cigar.
>>704487837
>
Later
>>704487838
Been pretty alright myself, just dealing with shit as it comes. You've got a busy day by the looks.
>>704487955
Ah fair enough. You didn't have any exams or anything did you?
>>704488128
It's just real old and crap basically. Need to update the thing before I Hiroshima the place.
>>704488543
Keep going to everything goes dark, means it's working.
>>704488721
Wins the race though.
>>704488543
Why are you talking to either Tomoko if you can't differentiate them?
>>704488846
Nice image. How're you doing today?
>>704488991
Do you know what kind of team the Browns are working with? Their best player is a fucking tackle. Which of course is an important position, but still.
>>704489081
Nope.
>>704487955
PUSSY
No wait, a pony!
>>704488710
Nyet
>>704488932
Yeah, as long as it doesn't hurt anyone why not you know?
>>704488991
Because you don't like the Texans
>>704489081
Yes sir
>>704489273
Because I can, fuccboi
>>704488922
But for what purpose?
>>704489081
Eh, could be better, could be worse.
>I got the car
>But after parking it in the morning 2 days ago, the key wouldn't turn it on anymore
Hoping the locksmith can fix it, otherwise I'll be pretty bummed.
>>704488086
L85 is a conventional weapon, so naturally no, unless on a planet with oxygen and gravity.
>>704488543
WOOO!
>Mfw self destructing rats fucked up the front of our house
This is why we need guns.
>>704488748
Heyo!~
>>704489443
I can't give you either of those. Sorry.
>>704489081
get at it. I got an SSD a few days ago and my god is it awesome
>>704489512
Guns work in space though
Also, pull a Trump and build a wall.
>>704489460
well i mean you could use google
>>704489273
That's a particularly cute Shiro you've got right there
>>704489495
I think you know why
Deep inside
:^)
>>704489081
Busy is right. I'm just plodding through it and idly chatting here as I go. What all have you been up to lately?
>>704489273
ty. I'm alright today what about you?
>>704489899
For what?
>>704490008
I've got a lot of cute Shiro's. You've got a lot of cute Renge's.
>>704490053
I'm fine myself. Watching some YouTube and doing laundry.
>>704489631
Das ok
>>704489495
Ooo nice! Looks good.
>Key won't turn
It's probably terrified. I'm sure they'll find a way around it if they can't fix it anyway.
>>704489746
I imagine it does. I will do when I have some money to throw at it.
>>704490008
Not a fat lot really, just wandering from one day to another at the moment, waiting on things to pick up. What do you study again? Swear you've told me but I've forgot.
>>704490727
What else would you like? There's gotta be something.
>>704490821
throw it as hard as you can at it
>>704490275
porn then again maybe skyrim mods are interactive
>>704489512
How's it goin?
>>704490008
I truly know not of which you speak. :^)
>>704490821
Thank ya!
>Mfw I keep getting compliments on it, even from complete strangers on the street
But ya, I assume it's just the fact the current keys are so insanely worn down, that they can't push the pins far enough anymore.
>30 minutes past when the locksmith said they'd be here
Maybe I should try calling them again...
>>704488922
It's sorcery apparently
>>704489495
>>704490517
Did anything fun this weekend?
>>704491235
Its goin good, my colony is back on its feet after explosive rats came to kill us.
>The worst part is I'm not joking
>Boomrats exist and they will fuck up your shit in Rimworld.
>>704489763
I built a sandbag wall.
>I might consider building a giant ass Granite wall.
>With one door, that only opens for traders and people who go mining for shit.
For Glory.
>>704490517
Thank you, I try
Cute anime girls are life
>>704491235
Then, of course, you should know
That I'd fuck it
>>704490821
Going for a certification right now to be a radiology tech. And I feel you on that. That's basically been my weeks, punctuated mostly by work and the occasional class.
>>704491331
Oh
That would do it
She keeps me going.
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>>704491191
Yeah, games are what really gets me.Its the interaction.
>>704491467
Guard towers with snipers or no?
>>704491412
Besides watch the football game, no.
>>704491476
Oh yea, congrats on topping East Carolina.
Man, I loved watching that Oregon-Nebraska game. Such a thriller.
>doing dishes
>pick up a few plates
>drop one on my foot
My foot hurts like hell, but at least the plate didn't break I guess
>>704491628
real people must be absolutely amazing to you
>>704491371
RORY LEAVE REEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
>>704491467
>Boomrats
Sounds like my kinda pet!
>>704491929
Foot's not broken, right Kitten?
>>704492077
No it just hurts like a bitch right now
Thank god I'm way more tolerant to pain than i used to be a long time ago
>>704491170
I will. I'll leave little money shaped dents in it.
>>704491235
No problem. It's a nice lookin car I think anyway.
Maybe, how old is the car do you know?
You could give it a shot, or maybe leave them for 10 more minutes. Your call.
>>704491371
Kek
>>704491476
Ohh yeah, light bulbs just come on, I remember now. Yup, stuck in a weird limbo at the moment. What do you work as?
>>704491929
There's always a bright side.
>>704491929
Silly Felix
>>704491949
Nah, its just games compared to videos
>>704491628
I can make guard turrets with snipers!
>>704492077
You can recruit them as pets but the best use for them as a pet is to use them as a homing grenade.
>>704491915
That's fun though. How did the games go?
>>704492287
I wanna see every single presidents face on the tower
>>704492590
Very good. Team I was rooting for won. Exciting game.
I'm back
>>704492356
YES
Snipe all of those Boomrats
>>704491915
Thanks, though I didn't get to see a minute of it. I'm already getting geared up for this semester to end as soon as it will.
>>704492287
It's just a wagecuck warehouse job strapping chairs and tables to pallets for shipping. You?
>>704493013
Ah, I see. You seem quite busy these days.
>>704492690
So that means the Saints won right?
>>704493219
Nope. College football team I was rooting for won. Saints lost.
>>704492596
>President
Nah, it's gonna be the queens face pressed in there.
>>704492726
In black?
>>704493013
Second lightbulb, remember that as well. God I'm on the ball tonight
No job at the moment, gonna need to find something soon though.
>>704492341
oh ok then
>>704493421
I hit the sack
>>704493421
It happens, man. You can't be expected to remember every aspect of all the waifu claimers unless you decide to be really creepy and make some kind of Excel spreadsheet for that express purpose.
>>704493199
For better or worse, yes. It wouldn't be half so bad if I didn't have to work. It's more of an inconvenience than anything since I can't do any kind of effective studying or review while I'm there. I know it's work and I'm making money but it still feels like a monumental waste of time when I've got material to look over still and assignments I've yet to do.
>renge
