Waifu claiming thread.
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>>704482324
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
Calamity-masu'd
>>704493421
PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTTTTT. probably for the best. either way our next president is going to be garbage
still here
Even though she will kill me in my sleep.
Hello friends
>no life
>Juvia claimed
>Will check in every 20 mins or so.
>>704491476
For what purpose?
>>704492243
Well that's good...kind of.
>>704492287
It's a 1991.
>They showed up
I...I think they just broke a key inside the ignition...
>>704492356
>Not keeping them like some little pet doge
>>704494097
I really wish Johnson stood a chance but there's no well in hell they'll let him into the debates even if he should get the 15%.
>>704494204
That doesn't need a purpose
I just want the pussi
>>704494064
That's a particularly nice Rem
I like that one
>>704494204
Mostly good
Anyways, my foot will probably feel better sometime later tonight
>>704492995
Its gonna b gud.
>>704493326 [shiro]
Aw sorry to hear that. Did they have a good game still?
>>704494753
I didn't get to watch, but I believe they still played good.
cut me yuno
>>704494345
I like this one the best
>there's one screen capped from an episode too
>>704494345
from what I've seen he's at 19% but thats unofficial polls i think
>>704494204
They're really volatile and can explode without warning, very dangerous pets.
>>704496867
SO SPOOPED
>>704497181
>>704496867
So dead.
>>704497223
>
>>704497181
Yuuki!
>Thread seems really dead
OUR COLONY IS THRIVING ONCE MORE. We're genociding the local Fauna for food.
>>704497302
RIP Yuuki.
WAKE UP THREAD
>>704497307
GOOD!!! KILL THEM ALL!!!
>>704497372
Well, good thing I die anyway
>>704497504
That's not good though!
>>704495226
I love close games in nfl, although I'm not sure how that game went
>>704497504
>Beavers have shown up to eat all the trees!
>We're gonna eat them instead
Muahahahaha
Also now we can build GUN TURRETS.
>>704497625
A field goal won the game, so it must've been pretty close for the most part.
>>704497605
What must I do to please you?
>>704497775
Use the guns to kill the beavers!
If I hypothetically wanted to read VNs on my phone, what would be a good one for me to hypothetically read?
And where would I hypothetically get this?
>>704497854
Those are the best
>>704497897
Not die, just for now. I'm fond of your presence in the threads.
>>704497897
>MFW our hunters are just shooting them with bows and beating them to death.
I haven't quite made guns or gun turrets yet, but its gonna be glorious.
>I was dealing with raiders and boomrats, which are the incarnation of satan
>Boomrats explode upon death.
>You MUST kill them at range.
>>704497996
If you hypothetically own an Android device, you can get Katawa Shoujo. That's a good one.
I'm really fucking tired...
I just found out this fucking assignment is due for Discrete Maths tonight. I thought the assignment was ALSO due on Tuesday and planned accordingly...
FUCK
Still gotta read a section first, too.
Anyway, Cirno claim
>>704494139
Poor Tomoko.
I know you never get a reply but here's a (You)
>>704498172
I will hypothetically check it out
Thanks fam
>>704497448
CAN'T WAKE UP
>>704498046
Aw, thanks! You too!
>>704498101
Oh shit, good luck sir
>>704497448
The most recent episode of Re:Zero made me rage
>lick
>>704498371
It's also not on the app store, you'll have to check it out here.
Here's the pastebin thing: ZyRkVY5W. You'll have to do the dot com and shit, 4chan thinks spam if otherwise.
>>704498709
Its okay cause we did take care of them, but we spent all of spring cleaning up the damages. It was horrid.
So the guys in one of the discords have now decided that I am a girl, when that is not the case.
>>704495518
I have 9 chances for a Divine Summon Gate in Brave Frontier. Should I use a couple on the Juno-Seto Reopen Gate?
I'm literally listening to this at this point. I've exhausted all the songs I'd've otherwise listened to...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lXMskKTw3Bc
>>704498462
REEEEEEEEEE
>>704498796
>nibble nibble
>>704498985
You can if you like, she's a very good unit.
>>704498462
WAKE ME UP INSIDE
>>704499137
Why are you a screaming frog? It's actually a good song
>>704499352
SAAAAAAAAAVE ME
>>704498288
i get reply's usually if i talk
>>704498985
and a cute one
Lmao whats it like being cucks and greasing over video games all day
>>704499352
In the end, it doesn't even matter
>>704499666
STRONGET
>>704494498
I sure hope so, Kitten.
>>704494345
But I have no pussi boss!
>>704495608
Best pets!
So, the locksmith was KINDA able to fix it. It now turns on with a screwdriver. He's ordering me a new cylinder, which will come with a new key. But I'm able to start and drive my car now!
>>704499600
Whats it like jerking off to some woman you'll never fuck faggot?
せんりつ の たつまき claimed
>>704499443
Hello Alice,
>>704499267
Rem.
>>704494345
Hey Renge.
>>704495226
Hola Shiro
>>704494774
Konichiwa, shizu
>>704499999
Gonna have to get this next...
>>704498950
The first damages have been dealt.
>9-18-2016 nevr forget
Claim
>>704499999
STRONGEST STRONGET!!
>>704500005
shiffuck...
Well... back to reading this text and wanting to kill myself...
>>704500099
ok... i'll take that one, though
STRONGET
Gonna go play FF3 be back later...
Best waifu to ever exist claimed
>>704499786
Hey there. How're you?
>>704498709
No need to thank me.
>>704499137
>nibble
>>704499786
Loli.
>>704500005
Rip
>>704500151
See ya soon
>>704500647
What are you up to?
>>704499719
Nice!
>Meanwhile some squirrels went nuts (lol)
>Started wanting to attack humans
>Engie goes outside
>Squirrel rushes her.
>She whips out a gun and caps its ass
I keked.
>>704499903
Its okay cause we're now quelling an angry squirrel population using handguns.
>>704499756
Are you adding onto my sentence?
>>704499756
Either way id think you know more about it than me, you fat beta
>>704501064
>Having a brit waifu
Why do you set your standards so low
>>704501228
>>704501321
Nah, just thinking that you're a faggot who likes 3DPD women, hoping one day he might score with some ugly bitch in a bar while you're drunk as shit you Omega faggot.
>>704499443
I know, I just did it for the memes
>>704500839
>tackle hug
>>704500955
Heading to sleep real soon. You?
>>704499786
Hello Tatsu
Everyone who posted has had their waifu taken and creamed by me.
You are all cucked now.
>>704501360
>low standards
>Not wanting Qt blonde waifu with cute accent, who looks adorable as hell in a maid outfit.
PLEB.
>>704501064
It's a mixed feeling I have here. On one hand, I can drive my car and such again. On the other... any fuckboi can turn it on with a flathead screwdriver. Thank god I got that club.
>Based engineer ain't having none of that shit
>>704501590
No Trips, congratulations faggot you achieve nothing.
>>704501453
I remember when the album first came out, no one listened to it, made me sad
>>704501605
>maids
>>704501064
>angry squirrels
>beaver attacks
>exploding rats
This game sounds amazing
>>704501605
She's a inbred brit with crooked teeth
>>704501661
Yeah, sounds like a pain in the ass but hey, at least you've got your car going.
>Mfw she's a badass motherfucker who doesn't take shit from anyone or anything
She's glorious.
>>704501876
MAIDS!
>>704501469
Gotcha, I'm just messing around in CSGO at the moment.
>>704501538
How is your evening?
>>704500839
Maid.
>>704500647
How is your night?
>>704501661
>engineer
WE GOT A SENTRY
>>704501444
I dont watch anime like a sissy so i dont know what 3DPD means
>>704502131
Maids?
>>704502373
Ending soon. Going to bed in like five minutes. Other than that, I've had better.
>>704501453
>cuddle
>>704501590
No trips, no cuck
>>704502373
I see you're a TF2 player, what's your main?
>>704502689
Maids.
>>704502131
I only have the one, sadly
>have a little Alice instead
>>704502373
I guess it's going okay. Nothing really to complain about at the present moment. You>
>>704502129
>inbred
You can't inbreed a gun you silly bitch.
>>704502053
Its amazing.
>But its fucking spooky at the same time
Its a lot of fun to play ^^
>>704502689
Maids ^^
>>704502530
You don't know what it means because you're an idiot, that and you need to lurk moar
>3DPD: 3 dimensional pig disgusting.
>>704502689
Maids.
>>704502788
Oh, see you then.
>>704502865
Spy.
>>704502876
Watching the Talking Dead.
>>704502903
Also she isn't a maid she's a nanny
>>704502903
Spooky how?
>>704502131
Yep! And I suppose I have this club specifically for this shit anyways!
>Does she also wear a maid outfit?
Gunna head over to my dads for a bit to grab my dashcam mount off the Bronco.
>>704502903
An Eli!
>>704503066
Maids
>>704503085
Digi-sword
Shinoa claimed ',:)
What happened to him?
Goodnight.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=csxSwkl4Gd0
>>704503026
Damn you cant make this shit up
>>704503066
I can't wait for that show to end
>>704503274
Good night Shiro
>>704503222
SMUGALICIOUS!
>>704503069
>Nanny
No, thats clearly a maid outfit, plus she isn't taking care of anyone's kids. Kek.
>>704503085
Watching your colonists die/get injured/get infections can be a scary thing if you're attached to them like I am.
>>704502876
I only had the two pics anyway, kek.
>>704503196
>dashcam
Sounds good. ^^
>>704503222
A Smugga!
Whats good?
>>704502865
Cuddling with you is nice
>cuddle cuddle
And MOAR MAIDS
>did someone say tf2
>>704503222
The great smuggers
>>704503274
>>704503305
You can make anything up if you have the willpower and imagination. Except new colors, thats pretty much impossible.
>>704503274
goodnight
seriously fags
>>704503451
I can relate, I used to get real attached to my villagers in animal crossing and always got sad when they moved away
>>704503066
Sniper main. I've come to a point I just know it's a spy. And to a point I just flick to the hit box
>>704503452
>nibble
>>704504458
>holds your hand
Sniper main eh? Used to be a Scout God.
>>704504264
The nice part about the colonists is that they can't move away. :^]
Holo!
>>704503274
Night
>>704503399
>dub dub checked
How goes it homie?
>>704503451
Got home from a cousin's party. It was meh but I stayed for the food. What's good with you?
>>704503452
Hello hano
>>704504881
>holds your hand
WEW TAKE THAT TO PRIVATE CHAT THAT IS WAAAAY TOO LEWD FOR THE THREADs
>>704505010
Its ホロ
Saber claim
>>704505048
>stellar claim
Haven't closed a single eye since I left
Alarms rings in 30 min
Fuck it
claimed
>Boa hancock
>>704505048
My colony is thriving and we're upgrading to firearm technology!
>We need to mine more.
>>704505351
fucking RIP you. Good luck m8
>Especially components, they're used in building EVERYTHING
Back from playing FF3
>>704505457
Oh shit somehow it split, the part about the Components was for Smugga.
Right lads
I've gotta head off to bed. Two exams tomorrow and the gym. I'll try to get on during the day to see Karen if he's still about but I just can't say anymore.
Night!
>>704505395
What the fuck is that thing?!
>>704505010
For shadow puppets, that's really impressive
>>704505271
>
>>704505301
Lil ship
>>704505351
Awww poor you! Insomnia got to you?
>>704505457
Oh shit! My people moved from tribal to civilization. Was really quick stage but space will be the longest
>>704505482
Waiting for S2 and atra is better than klaudia imo
>>704505541
Goodnight
>>704505515
Wut
>>704505048
It's going well, relaxing for the night before school tomorrow, you?
>>704504929
They're here forever and ever :)
>>704505107
Oh yeah, I forgot that holding hands is the most degenerate thing you can do
>>704505172
Heyo
>>704505301
Shoo~
>>704505048
What's up?
Ask someone who is taking a shit anything
>>704505107
I speak english!
>>704505910
Holo is the best!
>>704505457
Thanks I'll need it
Monday has the most important classes to boot
This is gonna suck
>>704505910
Yup
It sucks ass
Just kill me tbh
How you doing smugs?
>>704505910
Lil' smug
How it goes?
>>704506088
no u
>>704506100
How does it feel?
>>704505010
yo
>>704505351
You should've come sooner
>>704505910
How's my queen of smugnatrix doing?
>>704505910
Eventually I'll get to the space stage too, I just gotta build space ships first.
>But guns are priority.
>>704506086
Where can they go with death all around them? My colony is the only safe place for them here.
>>704506436
Most important classes for me are on Tuesday ^^
>>704506436
yuno
>>704504881
Being an annoying cunt while clicking people isn't hard. Doing it strategically is hard.
>headshotting scouts isn't really hard
>>704506481
Why? Did I miss something?
I wanted to atleast try to sleep
>>704506652
Kek did you take this pic?
>>704506740
Tomoko
>>704506481
Still doing well?
>>704506086
Same with the school thing. Got home from cousin's birthday party. It was meh but I stayed for food cause skinny fatass
>>704506088
Read right above
>>704506100
Do you look at your shit before you flush?
>>704506144
>the best
Plenty of us have said that. Holo is cute for sure
>>704506436
That's not okay
Read first reply
>>704506463
>>704506481
Read first
>>704506652
I've bought out all the cities in the world lol
>gun are priority
Gees, I wonder why you say that. Surely it's not because you claim a raifu~
good
Do people who are bad at video games just not care about losing, or what? I don't understand how you can willfully be bad at something.
/endrant
>>704507073
If I don't say Holo is the best, wheat is the point of claiming her as waifu?
>>704506907
Nope, somebody in thread found it for me ^^
>>704507073
Well, I have a raifu, and that makes guns important, but the real reason they're important is so that when tribal fucks come to mess with us we can spray bullets into them.
>For Glory.
>>704507416
I'm guessing you like this picture?
>>704507073
What is not okay?
Let me have my dreams
Sounds good, what did you eat?
>Skinny fatass
Can relate
>>704507416
Kek too bad
I'd like to imagine you sitting there setting it all up for just a picture to post on a waifu board
Ah well still great pic
yep>>704507764
>>704506808
I'm not one for strategy, I just want to get in, beat the ever living shit out of people, laugh that they can't keep up with me then get out. Snipers and Heavies are the most fun to mess around with - the first's too busy looking through their scope to notice me with a baseball bat, and the second's just a slow, fat target for me. I have stopped playing in a while though, so my skills with Scout's probably deteriorated
>holds your other hand
>>704507073
>tfw you go to the party for the food
A guy's gotta feed himself amirite
>>704507180
maybe they dont care?
>>704507764
Its cute. But my favourite picture is Pic Related.
>>704507895
I don't have enough boolets for that.
>Yet.
>>704506651
Goodnight l'acadien
>>704507073
???
>>704507180
People play for fun
>>704507298
Is she smug though?
>>704507416
That makes much more sense! Lmao plan on raiding too?
>>704507895
>I should kms
Not okay
Wew. Just regular chips n dip, some fancy raw meat and other party food
>>704508086
Hell to the yes. I gotta gain some weight too
>>704508168
How is that possible? How can you not care about something?
>>704508388
I meant read the first reply. I forgot to put 'reply'
Sorry ;_;
>>704508389
Is she?
>>704508389
When the time comes, we will become Vikings.
>RAPE AND PILLAGE FOR DAYS
>>704508466
Being apathetic is easy.
>>704506463
Meh, 6/10 nothing special.
>>704506907
I missed you
>>704506949
yeah for now
>>704507073
>wha
She's here. And she has chicken wings
>>704508710
Not for me. It is extremely hard
>>704508389
>fun
How can you have fun when you lose. I have never once had fun losing something. That is stupid. Victory is the only fun I need.
>>704506652
More incentive for them to join!
>>704507073
Good food? I'm playing Age of Empires so replies will be slow
>>704508235
Are those expensive?
>>704508389
Meh, it's just morning depression nothing bad, I have this for some time and I still haven't jumpedin front of my train
Ah okay, thought maybe some dinner or BBQ
Fancy raw meat though?
Whats that
>>704508912
Oh shit
I should've come quicker
I probably couldn't sleep knowing deep down this was going on
>Tsun yun
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