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Waifu claiming thread.
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>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>This is not /b/, this is /mai/
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>PLS don't ban me m000dz
>3D is almost always trash
>Only retards use elitism as an insult
>Most importantly, have fun!
>>704412119
ALLAHU
>>704412274
No judge, but I'm curious how you got to a clothesline...
>>704412078
Oh gee. Thanks anon, but I'm sure I'll be fine going on the bus. After all, I've survived many nights outside (mom either kicked me out for the night because I was being hard headed or bus stopped running). Every time I have to wait for bus going home at night alone, I feel like spongebob when he was stuck in rock bottom.
>waiting by spooky cemetery and mausoleum for bus yesterday after leaving friend's house
>bus driver doesn't see or hear me waving my arms and yelling for him
>have bright phone on in hand while waving it as a light
It was 2spooky4me
Real attempt at sleep 2. Ready, break.
>>704412528
Snackbar!
still here
and
>>704412017
she should be just an anime girl to you. there can only be one waifu
>>704412554
Addendum - someone pick my nightcap. Number between 1 and 12.
>>704412528
So am I. Maybe it's the fucked up thinking of someone who had been lying in bed for an hour
Yes, I managed to sleep well.
Tristana claim
i'm a thinker
>>704412612
Of course a Bong would work with terrorists.
>>704412780
11
>>704412845
That's because I'm Lebanese.
Hana Song
>>704412537
If you're sure mang, not like I've got much better to do.
That does sound spoopy. No sash bringing casher?
>>704412554
Inb4 nope
>>704412612
How's it going my little terrorist?
>>704412788
>For a whole hour
And you didn't even invite me?
>>704412824
Good, then you didn't even notice!
>>704412917
Not sure if good choice or not
>>704412954
Hello again dva, haven't seen you on a while
>>704413024
Lapse in courtesy. I'll probably be here a while longer if you would like to join
>>704413085
Tequila bad. Go with 8
>>704412928
Filthy, just filthy.
>>704412954
Hello
>>704412824
Hey Tris
MISSED ME MOTHERFUCKERS?!?!?
>>704413127
hello Alice. i don't post too often but every now and then ill show my face
>>704413127
Perhaps I'll take you up on that~
>>704413244
Sorry for being born here.
>>704413024
Waiting on a timer to play some league. Day's going alright. How about you?
>>704412954
d_va_overwatch__048547bd9ca59f2cb4a5778c8368f1d.jpg
>>704413271
Not really
>>704413381
You better be, you fucking non American.
>>704413024
Nope, gladly there was no mash pinging rasher. Gonna get ready to leave for work and might play some dark souls 3 with my Schierke build from Berserk.
>>704413222
Ill have to drink 8 as well.
>fuck me I miscounted the tequila
>oh well Ive already had the shot anyway
>>704413371
And you say you dont get lewd
>>704413024
Your scab should be well past healed now
>the pic
>>704413502
>>704413307
hey
![Syndra [110].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gTq7dIC.jpg "Syndra [110].jpg")
>>704413244
Good morning Gal, you minx
>>704413324
Nice to have you back for a bit then :)
>>704413371
That penguin do on the window is creepy
>>704413549
Not both, one or the other
Bonjour Jesus
http://lazylegs.bandcamp.com/track/snaketeeth
Eu claimed~
>>704413620
Drop that gun down. You have a lot to live for and there's literally nothing wrong with not being American.
Quite the contrary.
>>704413324
forgot pic
>>704413244
hi
>>704413266
>>704413409
double the autism
>>704413753
thanks. hope youre doing alright.
>>704413381
Key to car is kill. Tired. Wanna go home and sleep. The usual, ya know?
>>704413517
Well, hope you have fun! Don't get too stressed out over fish!
>>704413549
>Implying lewd
I simply want to get into Alices bed. What's lewd about that?
>>704413571
As should yours.
>>704413816
Eu Eu?
>>704413753
Too late. Done both.
>I would have enjoyed 1, 3, 4 or 7
>>704413816
But you cant claim me. Im me.~
>>704413916
What happened with the job by the way? I forgot, sorry.
>>704413662
hey back at cha ;)
Morning guys. Its been awhile. How are y'all?
Luna claimed.
>>704413754
I told you I have a professor named Chen Chen right?
>>704413885
Just kind of sitting in bed talking it easy right now. What have you been up to?
>>704413925
I was thinking of going with lucky 7 initially but went with 11 instead
>>704413916
When you put it that way, it sounds lewd
>>704413885
__d_va_overwatch_drawn_by_patryzark__7b16c0d66279bdabb3e9f8675ff5b9dd.jpg
>i forgot the .jpg >.>
>>704413747
>minx
Pls no
>>704413620
Don't listen to >>704413835 this guy, there is everything wrong with not being an American
>>704413885
How're you doing this fine morning?
>>704413916
Eu Eu~
>>704413925
Eu has in Eu, not you~
>>704414129
7 would have been a 6 isles blended. One of the few blendeds Ill drink straight. 3 was Rebellion Bay spiced, 4 was Rock and Rye and 1 was the bottle I just posted earlier.
Good thing scotch makes me sleepy.
>>704414280
But how can you be me?
>:^)
>>704414092
I never ended up being able to drop off my resume. I can only assume the job was given to someone else already.
>>704414129
How so?
>>704414280
How is Eu doing since we last spoke?
>>704414185
I mean well, don't worry about it
>>704414109
ye
psychic
>>704414446
Bummer, that sucks.
At least you got that sick ride though.
>>704414433
>scotch makes me sleepy
You may have a problem
>>704414446
>I just want to get in their bed
How is it not lewd sounding?
>>704414589
I'm stealing Ran 's tail from you, you've been evicted
>>704414093
ready for the new season?
>>704414508
That just makes me worry about it more
>>704414742
Straight scotch. So its a good thing. Mixed keeps me ip.
I somehow survived the bike ride home
Stil feel like my head's gonna explode
How's everyone here?
>>704414589
So back to the question I passed out on: how are you a professor and a restaurant owner of a Michelin star restaurant?
>>704414809
Everything's gonna be alright, lilkeety
>>704414775
OMG YES!!! It is killing me! I also wish they would release the teaser they showed at the con. I hate watching grainy phone vids.
>>704414433
Because Eu is magic~
>>704414446
Eu has been great, thank you for asking~
How have you been, friend~?
>>704414921
Hey Tsun, I'm doing OK, it's only 8:45 here though so nothings happened.
>>704414937
Galil is not kitty!
Galil does not meow!
>>704414696
Yep! If I can manage to print out my resume somewhere, maybe I'll still turn it in.
>>704414742
I'm simply tired and wish to sleep!
>Unless you wanna make it lewd~
>>704414988
I've been okay, I got a new car! But I've been sacrificing almost all my sleep for it as well!
>Pic related, the sweet ride
Calamity-masu'd
>>704415180
>sweet ride
>>704414884
I would hope it's straight. I've never heard of anyone mixing scotch before
>>704415180
I do not do the lewd
>>704414980
they will soon enough probably. its getting near. i dont think your girl will be coming back though
>>704412445
>This is not /b/
provably wrong premisse spotted
entire ruleset is now provably wrong
post whatever the fuck you want
>>704415120
Oh that's cool
Still got a whole day, any plans for it?
>>704415315
>>>/SLEEPYOUFUCK/
>>704415325
We shall see.
>>704415482
Well, I had plans but the rain kind of ruined them.Once it dries I might go do it though.
>Mfw just got an alert saying my phone is over heating
I'll be back in a little bit then
>>704414742
why are you stealing it?
is mine.
>>704414937
smh is pretty hard for me you know.
just always being on the road
that's what you gonna do when you're chen.
>>704415373
sadly no. :( But I'm hoping they at least do some closure with meeting her family to letting them know. I know, I'm a gluten for punishment wanting to see a tear jerker!
>>704415120
What noise do you make?
>>704415654
Wow. I still can't wrap my head around it. You're an inspiration to many. What's next?
>>704415592
You're being paparazzi'd Mako
>>704415654
Because I want the comfy tail
>>704415648
Rain is a bitch
See you in a bit then
Still want to ask if you fucked that bitch who made you babysit her purse and rat
>>704415728
im just waiting for robot arm yang.
>>704415180
Ara Ara~ Thats a cool looking car, friend~
Are you going to listen to some Eurobeats and drift around corners in it~?
>>704415823
But you can't just steal it.
>>704415753
thanks
dunno what will come around
i'll just surprise you, I guess
>>704415728
There was a theory about the role of the actual seasons in each volume; season 1 (spring) new beginnings and the promise of things to come, season 2 (summer) was the cast having a good time, Season 3 (autumn/fall) everything begins to go wonky, and season 4 (winter) should be getting real dark, real early. so here is hoping for the most grimdark season of RWBY.
Good Morning Everyone!
>>704416124
Good morning, did you sleep well?
>>704416014
I'll keep an eye out for you
>>704416124
Morning *ok*
>>704416001
Wasn't looking good for her in the trailer :(
>>704415833
They weren't fun plans, so its all good.
Also, her dog isn't a rat, he's cute as hell, and I don't want to fuck her, she's been my friend since 3rd grade, it would be weird as fuck
>>704415753
Galil makes pow pow noises
>>704416114
That does make sense. I certainly dont think it's going to get carefree again. It can only get darker. I also heard the theory that JNPR is all doomed to die in the course of the series. Make sense if it follows their characters basis.
>>704416390
if they can make a full robot person an arm shouldnt be that hard
>>704416501
I'd be sad if they killed off JNPR, though they could get away with it since RT has been setting Jaune up for a moment of glory.... though I'd prefer if they used phyrra to get some character development out of the rest of JNPR.
>>704416440
So that's meowing in Israel
>>704414129
competitive overwatch mostly. bae here has carried me to high plat. going for diamond
>>704414176
even autism can fail
>>704414185
im ok
https://youtu.be/p8kjbjx2EUw
>>704416988
57967663_p0.png
>sometimes autism can sadly
Claiming best girl
>>704416773
Oh I dont disagree on the tech side, but the emotional side. In the trailer they showed her still all mopey and armless :( i want her back and badass too!
>>704417055
That's a great EP, I love Cigarette In Your Bed.
>>704416812
Oh I imagine they will build up the characters more this season as RWBY's team, but then kill one (or more off) at then final episode.
>>704416014
But you take to much space
>>704416124
Hey /waifu/, how are you doing ?
>>704417354
What should I do? I can't leave my tail.
>>704417153
You misspelled "you"
QOTT Whats your current meal?
Breakfast:3 homemade egg mcmuffins, honeydew, coffee
>one can of busch
>>704417550
Im alright, what about you rin?
>>704417612
No I didn't.
>>704417622
Chex mix
>>704417622
Oatmeal w/ bread and a tamale
>>704415757
So it seems!
>>704416009
I always listen to the eurobeat! Unfortunately it's not in drifting condition just yet. I need to have the key replaced today, then I need to save up and get new bushings, a roll bar, and a few other minor things fixed before I really even think about doing that.
>Although I have gone around a corner so fast that the tires were screeching and practically at their grip limit already.
If I had been going any faster, I probably would have either drifted, or smacked into a curb.
>Mom lent me her car to drive to work since my key is kill
>She knows I'm a habitual speeder
>Her condition was "no hotrodding"
>I ended up flying home at an average of 100 mph, with a peak of 140 mph
......what she doesn't know won't kill me.
>>704417711
Cash money
>>704417793
Pretty nifty
>>704416191
I did how are you?
>>704416253
Hi trist how are you doing? *ok*
>>704417355
kujo san
>>704417144
ehh she will get over it
>>704417626
I'm fine, still kinda wasted from yesterday, but I'm alright.
>>704417929
What did you eat for breakfast?
>>704417948
I'm doing alright
>>704417698
Wow.
So cold
>>704418211
>>704417929
Ignore my question, I forgot how to read for a second
>>704418291
I bet that hit your feelings really hard.
>>704418175
hey baguette
>>704417929
socks~
>>704416440
meh, all small dogs are rats imo
Best waifu and if you disagree you are cancer and need to commit sudoku
>>704418132
Let's hope! There's a lot of drama left to resolve at the end of 3. Yang has to get better, needs to track down Blake and confront her for leaving. Then they need to track down Weiss. So much ground to cover.
>>704418466
Hey man, how you doing ?
>checked
>>704417144
I'm assuming someone else knitted the sleeve
>>704418532
What are your intentions with my Maka?
>>704417612
Can you possibly become smaller?
せんりつ の たつまき claimed
>>704418406
It really does
You haven't told me that in a while smh
https://youtu.be/4P51FLeSq_k
>>704418563
You do know the creator is dead right?
>>704418720
I'm going to impregnate her with my 12 inch canadian cock
>>704418211
3 english muffins, 3 sausages, 3 fried eggs, a potato, half a melon, coffee, and a can of beer.
Its sunday, the lord wouldve wanted it this way
>>704418327
Das ok
>>704418466
Yun!
>>704418746
Hey grumpy
>>704418837
I think everyone that follows the show does, season 3 had a massive tribute in the credits. even so, what exactly was your point?
Maki will always be the greatest, faggots.
>>704418735
Can you post lewds?
>>704419042
How is more RWBY gonna be made if Oum's dedrino?
>>704418735
Like this?
>>704418698
extremely hungover but other than that im fine
what about you?
>>704419005
how are you doing?
Claimed
>>704419005
Hey NeeSox
>>704419176
Because he wasn't the only script writer. a project like that has a lot of people involved who have decided to carry on his work. plus, it helps they already had a massive amount planned.
>>704419277
Fuck off, randy.
Claimed
>>704419176
Well... The rest of the guys at RoosterTeeth...
>>704419238
Same
>>704419005
Sounds pretty nice, did you have breakfast outside your house, such as your deck or backyard? I had mine and it's pretty relaxing
>>704419346
Yeah but fuck you because RWBY hentai > RWBY show
>>704419403
Won't be as good
>>704419378
How did this only happen so late into the thread?
Claimed <3
>>704419486
i just got on
>>704419481
I don't disagree, confused why you had to get angry about it though.
>>704419586
Eww, stop it
>>704419625
I wasn't angry I just said "fuck you"
I was expressing mt advantage and refuting my case
>>704419238
Fairly well, I feel a bit down with a sickness.
Breakfast helped
How bout you?
>>704419277
Fuck off Randy
>>704419282
How goes it?
>>704419447
In the mess hall, super comfy here
Doing stuff atm, but claiming Cirno anyway
>>704419586
I just got off
;-P
(well, a few hours ago)
>>704419218
This could work, then I can pet the kitty :D
>>704419856
She's a dotty bitch, a dotty dotty bitch
>>704419768
I'm not normally one for calling out language but I have precisely zero idea what you just tried to communicate. It made no sense.
what advantage? why would you refute your own case?
>>704419378
woohoo, More RWBY lovers I knew I wasn't alone :)
>>704420053
Well up yours too, fag
>>704419856
rifks I tought you wanted my tail
>>704420112
check the thread, there are a few :D
>>704420112
>>704419378
>>704419486
Sorry, but what is rwby? Honest question
>>704420213
a western animation by rooster teeth. a quick google search will tell you more.
>>704420151
>>704419403
you had a fun weekend as well then i presume
>>704419780
oh that sucks, cold? or ate something bad?
im having a pretty bad hangover, worst one which is weird since i didnt drink more than usual
>>704420418
sorry... gotta
LAST
>>704420492
Nope
>>704420484
Cold or something of that ilk.
Nothing a handful of pills wont kill
Alcohol hits you in strange ways sometimes.
>>704420156
No, I want the fluffy Ran tail. Pet the kittee in fox tail will be super /comfy/
>>704418521
Kek fag
>>704413271
more?
