Waifu claiming thread.
Previous: >>704412445
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>This is not /b/, this is /mai/
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>PLS don't ban me m000dz
>3D is almost always trash
>Only retards use elitism as an insult
>Most importantly, have fun!
Claiming 9
Komine is KoMINE
>>704420726
Get rekt faggot
claiming as before.
>>704420760
Syndra...
Back!
And yes, check out RWBY. The early animations are rough, but push through it and it's a great series.
>>704420793
You're a baka, cheater~
>>704420484
Yeah, it was fun, started drinking a soon as I got off the train, then played Borderlands 2 non-stop.
How was you weekend ?
>>704417355
A little too early for Christmas, wouldn't you think?
>Luckily I have just the thing for that.
>>704417550
Morning you perv.
>>704417622
Ice cream and a can of 7-up.
>>704420418
But they aren't online, and you aren't our Sachii.
https://youtu.be/RyD9V34AApc
Maka is the best waifu, try to prove me wrong and she'll slice your soul in half
>>704420888
Czeched
>>704420681
Oh, I get it. You just want to have me near you.
>>704421015
there is no need to prove the wheel is round so i'll just say it: you're wrong.
>>704421015
A claim presented without evidence can be dismissed without evidence.
>>704420912
Actually it's the evening where I live. How are you doing ?
>>704421032
Holy shit
still here
>>704420888
>check
ah thats amazing, we had a drunk tekken tourny
i dont remember much tbh the booze hit me hard this time
all i know is that that game is bullshit
>>704420656
i guess pills are a way to survive
yea its weird, i appearently passed out on my way to the toilet
I dont remember much tbh
>>704420656
i guess pills are a way to survive
yea its weird, i appearently passed out on my way to the toilet
I dont remember much tbh
>>704421447
woops control + v twice
Hello
>no life
>Juvia claimed
>>704420793
Komine-chan
>>704421173
>>704421329
Haters be hating because I claimed a real waifu, you're both just jelly
Forget it I don't even know why I bother with idiots like you
>>704421709
I literally said nothing hateful. I just dismissed your claim. Here's your (You)
>>704421032
Someone needs to help that lewd child Cirno
>>704421865
Also you're my least favorite character in One Punch Man
>>704421709
>jelly
>haters be hating
Underage fag confirmed
>>704421607
Sacchan
>>704421591
hello fellow no life
>>704421998
How are you?
>>704421985
Woah man, calm down.
Now knowing that one person out of 7 billion people dislike Tats really hurts. I'm gonna go kms brb.
The only waifu that can see compete with Maka is Faye Valentine
>>704422229
7 off
Now I'm REALLY gonna kill my self
>>704421339
Well then, good evening to you. I'm doing pretty decent except that I woke up with some seasonal allergies.
>>704421329
Then how does one provide evidence to said claim?
>>704421591
I'm starting to question as to why almost no one talks to you.
>>704422137
>>704421998
Oh dear. are we really going to do this with the two Sachii's again?
>>704421709
Tsubaki is so much better!
and evidence...she has boobs!
>>704421447
Tekken is a great game to play while drunk.
Don't worry, I have very blurry memories from yesterday too, drinking a weird alcohol mix and smoking a joint at the same time wasn't my wisest decision ever.
>>704420678
I like that photo
>>704422324
Don't do that.
>>704421872
Help her get undressed?
>>704422137
Good,
What about you?
claimed
cynthia is pretty ok too
Where did hannu go?
>>704422442
Hmmm. I like that number
XX-44-22-44-2
>>704422544
Hmmm, I like those DUBS
>>704422590
Nice dub dubs
>>704422229
>Resorting to sarcasm
>>704422372
I liked Tsubaki more at first, but I realized Maka is cuter Tsubaki is still a respectable choice though
Miho claimed
>Using my POMF pic last thread
>>704420912
God that sounds nice
>>704421447
Fun, fun, fun!
Some rest would pry do you well.
10 pills and two vices in and it isnt even noon here
Not dead
>>704422712
>resorting to point out sarcasm
>>704422745
Hello Mijo
>>704422685
Not dubs. Kill yourself.
>>704422697
What? You splooged due to her hotness?
Yeah, I'd clean that up if I were you.
>>704422332
Do what?
>>704422474
I'm alright
Where do you live?
>>704422421
I honestly like yours more.
>>704422712
Your waifu isn't bad
Souleater just shit. I mean COME ON who shoots a gun upside down like that????
>>704422137
Hello to you too other no life
>>704422332
I don't know, i guess cause sometimes i claim and leave but i don't do it anymore.
>>704422990
Can Cirno clean it up~?
>>704422332
Allergies are a pain in the ass
>>704422921
You got dubdubz too
>>704423221
Yer a fokken moran.
>>704423206
>2016
>having allergies
>>704423054
Death the Kid is like my Soul Anime Character. I'm ALMOST as OCD as he is.
Lol, nah. I just have serious washing things and picking things up repeatedly, and counting stuff.
I see symmetry in weird ways. Asymmetrical Symmetry, or Balance. Balance is symmetry enough for me. You can have 5 on 1 side and 4 on the other, because it's BALANCED. But you CAN'T have like... 3 on 1 side and 6 on the other... or 7 and 2...
What's going on in this thr-
Oh.
>>704423140
No, but I'd clean up Cirno's cum. I'd like it right off her.
And make her cum again and then lick that off, too.
I'm her filthy baka. She owns me
>>704422384
yea its hilarious, no one really knew whats going on
not sure how borderlands works drunk though
hahah sounds like a blast though
what did you drink
>>704422782
yea it was great actually
yea i think im gonna take a nap later
glad you are still alive, take it easy today
>>704423054
I hate Death the kid too, in fact I don't like the characters that much (Except for Death and Maka shes a qt) but the art work is cool and I like how it's Halloween themed
>>704423380
I have allergies, too...
100% of the time.
My ears leak... it's gross...
>>704423596
wew fam.
so lewd.
>>704423596
>inserts weiny into the Cirno
>>704423741
You fucking pleb, gtfo
>>704423445
the downfall of waifu
>>704423762
Hell yeah
>>704423767
No, fuck you. She's not for you.
>>704423869
Nothin' a do. ¯\(ツ)/¯
D-HCl all day erryday!
>>704423666
So should you, its gonna be an easy sunday
Happy to hear it was worth it too
Naps are good
>>704424045
>cums in the cirnos vagina and get her impregnated from it
>>704424108
lip sync to this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rH5HiBd8bM
Anyone here like football???
>>704424014
How depressing.
Waifu has died like 6 times now?
>>704424231
impossible. YOU don't even have an interactive parameter character of her.
I will eventually make a reall AI of her
>>704421015
But Atra Mixta is.
She can cook, clean, and she's a cute loli.
>>704424469
/waifu/ IS FUCKING DEAD, NEARLY EVERY GOOD PERSONS ARE GONE.
NEWFAGS ARE AS CANCEROUS AS ENTITLED OLDFAGS, THREADS AREN'T ABOUT THE WAIFUS ANYMORE.
IT'S ABOUT THESE FUCKING CANCEROUS CIRCLEJERKS AND SHITSTORMS.
NO ONE CARES ABOUT WHAT HAPPENS TO THE WAIFUS ANYMORE, THEY'RE SECONDARY NOW.
NO ONE PAY ATTENTION, THEY JUST CARE ABOUT SOCIALIZING AND SHITPOSTING.
AND NOBODY CARES THAT THE WAIFU THREADS ARE DYING BECAUSE THE ONES WHO PRETEND TO CARE JUST SHITPOST WHENEVER THEY'RE BORED
>hurr nothing is dying you retard we said that 6 months ago
NAH, WHAT THESE THREADS USED TO BE DIED, IT DIED A LONG TIME AGO.
IT'S NOT THE SAME ANYMORE, THANKS TO THE DRAMA AND TO THE CIRCLEJERK TAKING OVER THE THREADS.
>>704424432
which kind of football?
>>704424628
The not gay kind. The one where you really don't use your feet
>>704424799
no need to be so rude :c
>>704424469
56
>>704424432
Handegg?
>>704424741
/slut
>>704424799
Oh the fake and gay one with the egg made of pigskin
>>704424741
Im having fun when you can't make the difference between a pasta and a normal long post
>>704424353
Lord, I wish I could
>>704424432
Grid Iron, I like grid iron
>>704424626
I think Im pretty good
Its just a thread, btw
Virtus Plow takes first map, Cloud9 is shit
>>704424921
a wild ruberto appears
>>704424108
meh i got some school stuff i need to do but yea
you are right mom
yea plus it was free
so that is always a reason to go
>>704424432
only if you mean football
not amerifag shit
>>704424626
It dies quite often.
>>704424799
That is the gay kind though
>>704425028
Good, finish that school work up!
Youre damn right I am son!
Was the booze free? Thatd be chill
>>704424872
Yus
>>704424947
Favorite team on the grid iron?
>>704425028
Are you not American? No need to be jealous
>>704424871
How can you ever forgive me?
>>704425226
Ahahahahahah
Two of my favorite animes have been mixed
>>704424626
I'm meming this.
Adding it to my PastaPoster macro.
>Posted from macro:
/waifu/ IS FUCKING DEAD, NEARLY EVERY GOOD PERSONS ARE GONE.
NEWFAGS ARE AS CANCEROUS AS ENTITLED OLDFAGS, THREADS AREN'T ABOUT THE WAIFUS ANYMORE.
IT'S ABOUT THESE FUCKING CANCEROUS CIRCLEJERKS AND SHITSTORMS.
NO ONE CARES ABOUT WHAT HAPPENS TO THE WAIFUS ANYMORE, THEY'RE SECONDARY NOW.
NO ONE PAY ATTENTION, THEY JUST CARE ABOUT SOCIALIZING AND SHITPOSTING.
AND NOBODY CARES THAT THE WAIFU THREADS ARE DYING BECAUSE THE ONES WHO PRETEND TO CARE JUST SHITPOST WHENEVER THEY'RE BORED
>hurr nothing is dying you retard we said that 6 months ago
NAH, WHAT THESE THREADS USED TO BE DIED, IT DIED A LONG TIME AGO.
IT'S NOT THE SAME ANYMORE, THANKS TO THE DRAMA AND TO THE CIRCLEJERK TAKING OVER THE THREADS.
Thanks for that
However, I'm not sure what you mean in particular?
I mean:
>>704424741
Hand seems to be gone
But, there's at least a decent amount of primary waifu-related stuff.
>>704424432
>if Am. Football
HELL Y-
No, fuck that shit
>If Soccer
Eh, it's ok. I don't LIKE it, but it's not retarded like Am. Football
>>704425443
America is pretty shit.
Hell even your people won't stand for the anthem.
>>704425307
yea man, gotta get smart right?
well sort of, we were at his house and everyone bought some
i might have swindled some people to get mine but it was for a good cause
>>704425443
i know this is bait and all but im bored
how did you conclude i was jealous out of that statement?
>only if you mean football
>not amerifag shit
>>704425631
Those are niggers, not people
Bored what do?
>>704426004
massage your prostate until orgasm
>>704426004
Suicide
>>704425985
America is pretty shit.
Hell even your people are pretty much all niggers.
>>704425443
Cardinals, always the cardinals
>>704425631
Says you, I stand and take my hat off
>>704425890
Indeed!
I suppose so, a worthy cause indeed!
>>704426004
Cocaine
>>704426208
>>704426119
What happened here
>>704426208
>Direct center
You sly ass baka~
I like my ipod more than fucking.
>>704426208
I can't find
>>704425890
Talking about the American sport with the best athletes in the world
>>704426208
They should be decent this year
>>704426175
The cities run by jews are like that but everywhere else is white
>>704426512
Ur a niger
>>704426175
I HEARD YOU WAS TALKING SHIT
>>704423666
Borderlands gets really fun when you start to get good weapons.
It was mix of Rum, wisky, vodka, different beers, redbull and coke. It was disgusting but I lost a card game we did, so I had to drink it all.
>>704426399
Noice.
I love my loli more than your ipod
>>704426512
Hell even your president is a nigger
>>704426701
America is like your waifu, a shit.
>>704426701
discount ak
>>704426385
Where they least expect me!
>>704426414
Look harder!
>>704426512
Sure hope so, hurts to be a fan some years
>>704425617
just a meme
>>704426933
You're pulling my leg there is no kneesocks.
>>704426761
What country do you live in, oh so mighty foreigner?
Also
>Implying Galil a shit
You better have some evidence, fuccboi
>>704426827
That's like saying a diamond is discount glass
>>704426684
Rewd
>>704426761
He will be gone soon enough
>>704426782
God bless
>>704426933
How I feel as a bears fan
>>704426414
Here:
>>704426385
Look->
Other countries are garbage your shitty little countries are the size of one of our states.
>>704427061
These colors don't run.
>>704426208
I'm gonna rest a bit
See you around, and stay healthy
>>704426749
Yea I played it, but I dunno shooters and drunk don't mix
That sounds fucking horrible, that's a pretty heavy punishment for just one game
We played card games as well but that was only for starting out with some beer
Also I'm gonna rest a bit, see you around
>>704427245
Where?
>>704427061
You have a choice between Grandma and a Cheeto.
>>704427040
The Yew-fukken-Kay. You know, the people who aided in the creation of Murica.
Galil is a furry
And you can't even compete with Atra
>>704427245
I hate when people circle Waldo in the where's Waldo bookd
>>704427324
Yeah but it's boring as fuck until you get shot, but then you die.
>>704427500
I dunno most the time you dont get shot. As much as you want it to happen it just doesn't.
>>704427324
Russia is bigger than the whole United States
>>704427349
RIGHT ABOVE HER FINGER!
Are you fucking BLIND, baka?
>>704426399
Oh, there it is, the original Death Grips fan.
>>704427606
I thought that there were more shooting per day than atoms in the universe.
>>704427428
>Can't even buy a 1911
>Tries to claim the beautiful U.S.MOTHERFUCKIN.A is shit
>Implies ears+tail is furry
Top kek, try harder
>>704427625
yeah but russia is shit.
>>704427659
I only see a guy smoking a blunt.
>>704427324
I love looking at charts that show how much bigger one of our state's economies are than entire shit countries.
It is hilarious that they think they are relevant
>>704427428
That cheeto is going to save america
>>704427700
>>704427500
how are you doing this you wizard.
>>704427871
Feminism.
>>704427625
Talk to me when Russia becomes a first world country
>>704427030
There is!
>>704427061
Brother in arms
>>704427245
This guy...
>>704427324
America is up there, top ten for sure
>>704427330
Feel better too!
>>704427781
>his waifu talks in third person
>>704427995
better than you
>>704427952
BLYAT PIZDETS IDI NAHUI
>>704427952
Gali is a best
>>704428107
>>>/hugbox/
i mean
>>>/c/
>>704427976
She talks to the snake gods
>>704428042
That goes without saying anon
>>704428072
Zatknis' vas rogonostsa
>>704428107
You know it discount MP5
>>704428556
>556
I came
>>704428556
don't bring that sub machine gun into this.
g a r d y c l a i m e d
giovinezza, giovinezza
prima vera di bellezza
>>704428738
luv u 2 bb
>>704428957
Hey Gardy, what's up my negro?
>>704427716
How exactly is the US not a shit. UK is way superior.
>US is No. 17 in educational rankings while UK is No. 6
>US average iq is 90 while UK is 100
>violent crime rate in the US is 387/387 while UK is less violent
>no niggers in UK only proper black folk
>US has a shitty version of Democracy
>It only takes a couple hours training to get a gun permit in the US
Also why would I buy a shitty Chinese manufactured gun. Is China where all amerifags get their stuff?
>>704427781
That cheeto is 70 years old and will die of obesity
>>704424555
Are you serious? how would that work?
>>704427779
Here, lemme clear it up for you
I also added a hidden hint, ok, baka~?
>>704429164
Ayo, just playing some smash 4 and crushing some fgts.
What's gucci, fam?
>>704429212
Looks like Galil just got blown the fuck out.
>>704429212
He lost a bunch of weight on the campaign trail. He is healthier than 75% of Americans. Hillary is literally losing consciousness at campaign events
>>704429307
All I see is Cirno now.
>>704429212
Here it comes! HERE IT COMES!
EU VS USA SHIT POSTING
LETS GO BOOOOOOOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
>>704429222
With programming and C with Classes.
And I would wanna add driver support for a pressure-sensitive touch pen, but I'd have to figure that out entirely at a different point.
>>704429212
Remove the niggers and spics (not proper americans)from those stats and watch the US skyrocket.
Also
>Gun license
Top cuck
>1911
>Shitty Chinese gun
Proof that UK cucks don't even have the ability to Google something.
Don't forget, Muhammad would like to borrow your wife tonight!
>>704429369
Just watching Netflix and looking at some cuck be retarded on 4chan
>>704429455
>muh Dr. Oz show
Trump didn't even give his full medical report.
>>704429586
>EU
>UK
BREXXIT TRIGGERED REEEEEE
>>704429455
Shillary Fucktonne?
>>704429623
So would she say entirely unique stuff or would it be stuff you put in?
I have conluded that Cross Ange is in fact a bad show
Now excuse me, I'm going to resume watching Cross Ange
>>704429737
And? I don't see how his health is an issue. Hillary's wouldn't be an issue if she was not literally passing out on the campaign trail along with falling multiple times on her head
>>704429760
Yep!
>>704428957
E V E R Y D A Y
>>704426399
fucker
ITT: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=F8oCoObsxGg
>>704429737
Face it, Britain leaving the EU is too recent. And you ARE a part of Europe.
>>704429510
Ok, I think I know you're problem. Maybe this will help you out.
>>704429726
1911 was first manufactured in Murika by Colt. The jobs were outsourced to China.
>not proper American
If they have a US citizenship they are "American". Also you do know America is the western hemisphere right? America isn't a country. Also take out all the niggers and there would be no president.
>muh refuge meme
Feels bad getting BTFO'd, eh?
>>704430281
I don't like to associate myself with Nazis, smelly baguettes, or the Original Jersey Shore.
>>704429898
Trump could have autism.
>Ran out of the perfect waifu (aka Atra) pics brb
>>704429726
Whatcha watching?
>>704429937
WHEN I WAKE UP, I'M GRABBING MY PHOOONE
>>704430498
Found her!
>>704430552
GARDY WHERE ARE UUU
>>704430536
Not the point. Your backwards "UK, not Europe" is just as bad as US Citizens claiming "American" as US only.
Until the UK is recognized as it's own Continent, you ARE European. Enjoy being generally related to Nazis, smelly baguettes, and Wops.
>>704429833
Well, I'd probably start with stuff I put in, but I'd likely try at a later point to actually get her to say unique stuff. That'd be pretty cool, at least
>>704430552
I finally listened to it, it was horrible
<GUITAR SOLO>
The like/dislike ratio is suprisingly split
Im actually playing it right now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfc42Pb5RA8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0rsu2pk5UvU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7Y3dnleBAo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-WnBFPVlLkc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AdZRzLo5a_4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dPdCCmU_XCA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7SQPp1dAYA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zg9KZNYxhB8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6A8Dks_NMw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wyt76h8ahI4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W2reikBKrm8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AONvUZRoWZk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nw1GX4wLXhc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BndhGTfy5iY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GgUnq7E9mVY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-WJFL6jPdk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-A9tpQtGfbc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FUgX9JxHdsc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9IKZhKkz8EA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DthZU8fEFnk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_a6DLBXPYM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9hcT6UcYqEA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6eo3qZUHvEc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9kHXe_svgL0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9UNJR1Ktfqo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GK4T36KP_Nc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykExsOooWWg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zb0jK6TK_Q4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWA6UTtFijM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=USoCAQwrYjM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_AggyVsnSn0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZT_03khUJ8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWs1EZIMY8k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DnhBrV6lYDM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKyQ6PCHN_E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ydma384g3g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WsIde68uoyw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DipJt7C8n1Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q7ZRyQLvdRg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6-DUKuOr9E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byrMx8s4SoM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_8SbPmnZYk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gakb4MdDr-I https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LmCQks4cH5w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uK_i0cD13kE
>>704430498
>9,999
>a billion
Spotted the americuck
>>704430803
cool shit sachi
but is unfunny
>>704430783
So it's possible to make your waifu real in a way? that's neat.
E Z for virtusPro
>>704431000
The salt is real with the European. Go back to 4chan.co.uk
Oh, wait...
>>704431214
(You)
>>704431000
>americuck
Although this is true, the naming was intentionally mismatched.
Just wanted to confirm your suspicions that, Ano 2k16 of Our Lord, Anon WAS in fact right, that I come from the Deep South of New England, where we had trillions of slaves to pick opium in the 1700s BC of the Jurassic, about 5600 years ago, after Adam and Eve.
>>704431049
I'm aware
>>704431214
Go back to 4chan.us
Oh, wait...
>>704431464
B T F O
T
F
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>>704423051
Oh golly
>>704430536
>muh Colt
Nobody gives any fucks about Colt, just about every in manufacturer makes 1911s or 2011s
There is a difference between living in America and bring American
Not every black is a nigger, you said so yourself
Also, sauce on Colt outsourcing to China, because I'm pretty sure that never happened.
>>704430552
Assault On Wall Street
>>704431179
yeah.
They actually DO have waifu pillows that learn to like or dislike you depending on how you touch them, like soft caresses will make them like you, but being rough will make them hate you.
And there are sensors in the erogenous regions.
http://www.eonline.com/news/632258/a-talking-girlfriend-pillow-has-been-created-and-it-s-even-creepier-than-you-think
>>704431679
Obama is a nigger
You can't find anything in "America" that doesn't have made in China on the label.
US steals almost everything (except jazz) from other cultures.
>>704432222
My clothes were made in China only because the Chinese Economy was made in the US of A
>>704431679
>le tard rancher of edgedeath gets amgry over btfo by superior brit
>>704432736
I wouldve wrote vegetable stuffed lobster, but whatever
>>704420678
Sauce on that photo?
reverse image search's bringing up nothing and I really like the art style
I don't wanna read this Project Management textbook...
It's very... eh...
Historical so far. Not practical.
I'd rather do ANYTHING else...
Already pulled of 6 of my toenails with a pair of pliers.
>>704432932
S A V A G E
>>704433091
Pixiv ID: 4517295
>>704432222
Obama can speak coherent English, doesn't start fights, etc.
Rugers are made in the US IIRC
The US is called the mixing pot for a reason, and would you rather have a head of lettuce or a nice, juicy burger with lettuce, tomatoes, onion, cheese, and some sesame seed buns
>>704432860
>le le
>Galil
>>704433359
You're the fucking best anon
btw, eye bags are my fetish
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