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whats the dirtiest thing your girl has done for you during sex?

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whats the dirtiest thing your girl has done for you during sex?
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screamed "hole in one"
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>>769237210
Started getting her period over my dick…
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>>769237210
Pissed on her, had really kinky incest rape replay. let me tie her up and smack her ass until it was bruised. Put a collar and Leash on her and fucked her doggy style while choking her
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Sucked my cock after I pulled it out of my dad's ass.
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Ex was blowing me and she went south and liked my butt. Felt good but weird. If she had asked beforehand I probably would have told her not to. I don't fuck with butt stuff like that.
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>>769237347
Is this an acceptable way to talk
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DP with me and a toy
degrades herself
>>"yes sir"
pretty much anything I want when ever I want.

But I'm not like abusive or over bearing. She feels safe enough to completely submit to me.
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>>769237210
Douched with heavy cream during her period and let it run into a glass.She then made me drink it at gunpoint, and then lick her creamy bloody pussy clean of any traces.
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>>769237347
Once upon a time, somebody wrote this in ernest. Someone felt that this was so sexy, so fapworthy that the bad text acting would cause diamond hard boner in that individual.
It's since become copypasta... but once, it was a genuine bit of kink.
The mind boggles.

Pic unrelated.
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Toilet time blojo. I didn't even have a hand in making it happen. She also wee'd on me in the shower once. Girls are weird, man.
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>>769237210
she fingered my ass while fucking her pussy. That shit was cash
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Fucked her brother and his gf because I told her to.
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Ass to mouth. She hated it, and gagged a little
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>>769237210
>/b/
>gf
>sex
i see where this is going
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>>769237210
let me play with her doo doo to nut
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>>769237477
Why?
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>>769237826
The joys of make-believe.
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I had an ex that did basically anything. Pissed on each other, fucked her ass, ass to mouth, DPd her with a toy, she pegged me and used a buttplug on me. She also cheated on me over 9000 times so fuck that slut. My current is not as kinky but she's chill like me.
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>>769237737
Some of us have that daily :)

Best GF there is :3
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>>769238330
fuck man, my gf only does it sometimes. it's the best. last time she fingered my ass and jerked me off for like an hour and a half
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licked a dingle berry out of my corn hole and spit it at the cat. Still tossed my salad too
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Pissed on me. In a 69 she used to make her anus contract/push out as if she was going to shit on my face. She also used to like me untangling and clingers she had in her hairy asshole.

She was pretty damn good looking as well.

Ah and i also recall she once let me wipe her ass after she took a shit.
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>>769238456
You got to educate bitches from the start!

Good for you buddy!
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My girl is fucking bonkers over pegging me. She's a gorgeous Asian but I love hairy white Milf's with a purple toy
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>>769238818
yeah man! helps shes in healthcare, doesnt find anything disgusting
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>>769238511
that thare's good eatin' anon
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laid there unconscious as I started fucking her ass, then woke up confused and out of it for a few seconds before getting into it.

she asked me to fuck her ass while she slept was glorious.
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Pissed in her pussy.
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>>769238908
ahaha mines in arts, still no other guy (ex's) cared to try it... their loss
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>>769237461
wow 3rd base?
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>>769239052
how deep does she go? how many fingers?
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>>769237210
Never showed up to our first date.
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>>769237580
No, no it really isn't.
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>>769237610
So you were raped?
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>>769239122
Gosh! You fiend!
Also dubs checked.
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>>769238456
a couple weeks ago my wife had a couple fingers in my ass, balls in her mouth, and her hand stroking my cock. I was standing... and it was pretty damn overwhelming. Whenever I tried to pull away, she pulled me back with her fingers hooked in my ass. HOLY SHIT. Must get her drunk enough to do that again.
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>>769237210
Ass to mouth, ate my ass, etc. Fun times.
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>>769237892
My guy
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I was banging a slut doggy and she straight up said "stick it in my ass." That was the first time I got anal. Fap material for life.
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I handcuffed my ex to the heater in my bathroom, while i played very, very loud black metal. I kept her there for an hour and when i checked, there was a literal puddle of pussy juice in front of her. Also, she wanted me to pee on her, but i'm not about that life. miss her tho
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>>769237210
Shit on my chest. Rly she was fuckup.
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>>769237210
i ate ass while getting a footjob once i was not into either of those things
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>>769239434
Cool story, bro.
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>>769239258
holy shit thats golden. How do you get her drunk?
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>>769237210
My current? Nothing.

Ex's and FBs?
Ass to mouth
drink my piss
master/sir
choked
humped my leg like a dog until she came
used floggers and riding crops
face slapped
degredation
spit in to her mouth
cum play
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>>769239488
The logistics of that seem very difficult
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>>769239497
but its true.
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>>769239610
All she'd have to do would be to sit on his face with her legs down his chest.
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>around 3am MST this morning.
>tinder PAWG

Do you want to know?
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used my cock to teach her little brother how to give a bj.
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>>769240118
details please
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>>769237210
I basically raped her last night and she came 4 times.

Has teased me about how middle school/ jailbait her woul've fucked me.

She gets fucking kinky when she's horny, I love it.
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>>769237210
Years ago she used to let me piss in her mouth, but I grew out of the fetish. That's the most conventionally dirty thing she's done for me. Other than that, when she was 23 or 24 we shared a mailbox with our neighbors and their teenage son would bring us our mail. We'd talk some and got to know him well. The night before his 16th birthday I told her her she should let him feel up her tits and she did. He fondled her DDs and we had the best sex ever as soon as he left. She initially did it because it'd entertain me, but she was wet for a month after that, talking about how he must be jerking off to her every night.
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Tossed my salad then shoved a finger up my ass while she blew me
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>>769237615
I want a house like this. It looks so comfy for me and my ridiculously horny wife.
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>>769240424

Similar story, her neighbor's boy was 16 (age of consent here), she was 26. But she had to do anything the 16yo wanted. I love the thought of him seeing her sunbathe for years, and then finally when he turned 16, she was his toy. He ended up sharing with two of his friends. She would get wet everytime she admitted how humiliating it was to be the plaything of three guys a decade younger than her.
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I used to date this chick where we used to make jokes while fucking, i think she liked the idea of laughing while finishing. Either way one night i started throwing out spongebob quotes like "i smell a smelly smell" or "the pioneers used to ride these babies for miles" etc.

Every time i made a quote she did the whole "trying to be angry look but you can tell she was smiling". A few minutes later we were getting more into it then it of nowhere she said "i'm absorbing his blows like i'm made out of some sort of spongy material"

I know it's not dirty, but it was so much fun that she was into the joke.
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>>769240366
Elaborating off this.

She has an innie pussy. (fuck yes.)

She's bisexual and has fucked several other women while we've been married. She has often joked about wanting me to fuck her sister "so she can actually cum during sex", (Apparently bro in law kinda sucks in bed.)

She's gone out on movie night with no panties so she can randomly flash me/anyone else she wants.

One time she sat on my lap and rode me during captain america.

Her current fetish is teasing me and seeing how far it goes before I force her to the ground and just take her.

I got her to like anal, but we've ripped her butthole almost every time. (She's really tight.)

Pic unrelated, just random vagine.
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>>769237210
Stomped a tranny to death
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>>769241024
>She has an innie pussy. (fuck yes.)
That's called a pussy

Outties are called penises
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Fucked her in the garage on the hood of her moms car, then forced her on her knees and came on her face then the got up and rubbed the cum in, was diamonds after that so I bent her over and fucked her again
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I used to date a girl who was complete degenerate and she would only really get off if she was used like a rag doll but my favorite thing to do with her was shaving her body and then fuck her...
Especially in the winter, she would "let herself go" a bit more than usual and she wouldn't shave herself and waited for me to look, touch and say "it's time for a shave".
Shaving her butthole was my favorite part... Shave, rinse and then lick. That was the first time I strarted eating and fucking a girl in the ass (and she was more than willing to take it up the ass).

Maybe not the craziest, but maybe my favorite.
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>>769240973
More
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>>769241193
No you didn't
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>>769237210
licked my cock clean after cumming inside her, then another girl.
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gf gave me a footjob under the table during sunday lunch with her family

her feet
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>>769241358
Yes I did, cause I’ve also done it in the hood of my car in the same garage
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>>769240973
More plz
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>>769241620
it was her Brothers feet.
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I asked my gf if we could have a threesome, she was weirded out at first but came to me later that night and said "i'm okay with it as long as i (she) get to pick the other girl"

I was ecstatic, then she made a call and left for a bit. I thought she wasn't coming back until there was a knock at the door. I opened to see my gf with her identical twin sister. She told me a story about how they used to be "really close" when they were younger and that she is the only person she can imagine doing this with.

Before we started i had to look for a way to tell the difference between the two, and i realized my gf has a scar above her left boob. So then we went for it.

>the sister sat on my face gf sat on my dick
>one blew me as i made out with the other
>they'd mess around as i watched
>I'd fuck one as the other shoved her boobs in my face

Just a bunch of combos, and it ended up with us just lying in bed afterwards talking until we all fell asleep. In the morning i cooked us all breakfast and we had breakfast in bed while we watched a movie. Best night ever.
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>>769241659
she only has a younger sister, so its a win win
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>>769241187
You know what I mean. It looks like a good pussy, not some used up roastie that looks like a bomb went off at a deli.
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>>769237210

i had sex with her
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