What weird tastes in women do you have?
I think kristen schaal's face is freaking hot
>>769228245
I like a big jew nose, huge mouth, bug eyes, and a nice hourglass figure with comically sized breasts. Ass doesn't matter could look like a pancake cause I'll never have any interest in looking at it.
>>769228245
It's just her cutesy looking eyes everything else are meh
I agree with you. shes so fucking hot
fourgy anyone?
>>769228829
Dude I'm hard
>>769228933
good goy
Kristen Schaal is like Maggie Gyllenhaal minus two hot points.
>>769229279
Dude no. Maggie Gyllenhaal has zero sex appeal. She also ruined those stupid Bat Man movies. You mean to tell me the richest man in the city and the most powerful man in the city were fighting over that hag? Yeah okay. Makes sense.
julianne nicholson
>>769229239
none of them are jews
>>769230119
Yeah but they look like them and that's enough for my monkey /pol/ brain to dislike something. I don't like things that I've been told that I shouldn't like.
>>769228245
she looks like Boxxy, same face
>>769229834
Dude hell yes this is amazing
>>769230299
Anon you might actually have autism and this isn't a joke. People with autism tend to have extremely poor facial recognition, and you're so far off the mark here that is makes me worry for you. Go see a doctor. I'm not joking or being condescending here. Trying to help.
>>769230299
dude, get your eyes checked
>>769228245
I like them tall, slim, blonde, and somewhat androgynous.
i really like chicks with ponytails
I have a thing for dykes and tomboys. When I was in high school I was friends with a lesbian couple. They weren't traditionally hot, one was a bit chubby, colored hair, piercings etc. Most people would have rated her a 5/10 6/10 at best. The other was thin and had a tomboy style, looked like a twink guy from a distance. Short hair dressed like a guy but had nice tits that she would tape down so nobody really knew. Turns out the thicker one was bi just liked girls more. Thin one was full fledged lesbo and never been with a guy. We always hung out and got drunk and high together, parties etc. Wed "flirt" but not seriously, just playing. One night were at the thick girls house drinking. I didnt realize that thick girl liked dick too, apparently only when she was drunk though. They slowly allude to me fucking thick girl, telling me she likes guys too that she hasnt been with one in a while etc. I took everything with a grain of drunk salt but of course I'm like "hey I'll do it lol". Thin horseface girl insists and im like fuck it. Shes my homegirl, sex is sex it'll be fun idc shes not very attractive. I was 15, I really didnt care. It was one of the best times in my life and ive fucked hot girls too. Even had threesomes later in life but the one I had with the two ugly dykes was the best. Thin girl didnt mind me playing with her tits, which i was amazed at when she removed the tape. Like why the fuck you hiding those. (Today s/he is post op trans). Fat girl cums like ten times with thin girl and myself double teaming her. Fat girl convinces thin girl too try me too. We had a long run night, thin girl even came with me inside her. She was grossed out when I came though lol. it was a great night. I never fucked thin girl again but fatgirl and I fucked a few more times after. Thin girl didnt mind she just wasnt into dick. The worst thing is that now I have a fetish of fucking lesbians and its very hard to find ones that want dick too.
>>769228245
Thick eyebrows and epicanthic folds
Here is a slight nip slip video of her on YouTube
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kJ38n1sDosg
>>769228245
Kate Micucci, that is all
>>769228340
Love is blind like my dick
>>769228933
fuck yes ...
more so because Kate Micucci was total into hr lesbian / threesome scenes ...
she'd be hot in a four-way
>>769231984
2nd
>>769228933
Damn, glad I'm not the only person that feels this way. Plus Kate has got a fantastic bod.
>>769230091
2nd that too.
>>769228245
I feel the same and I don't know why...
>>769228245
I'm not saying I would murder her husband and craft a sex suit from his skin to wear while I fuck her, but I'd take her for a spin if I ever had the chance.
>>769231984
I'd break my dick off into this midget. She's got a mouth and a banging tiny bod
>>769228245
ur gay
>>769231984
Any nudes for her?
>>769232215
Are you sure..... You sound like a fucking lunatic. The kinda guy who would make meat helmets out of her tits
>>769232825
She did a topless scene in some hulu show. Just enough to give you ideas, no more
>>769228245
MMMMMMM YOU BIG CAMPER!
>>769231952
who dat any more?
>>769228245
I'm good looking and now and then really good looking women are into me but I don't know why I have a thing for less perfect women.
The last days I just saw two young women w/ average faces, glasses but great bodys.
Got me harder than a perfect woman.
>>769232825
learn to google.
fucking newfags
>>769228245
I want to lick and fuck her feet.
Fuckin' airbags or black eyeliner is god tier, any chick looks 90% better when that applied
>>769228933
Lauren Lapkus is hot
>>769233192
Who's a mister grumpy pants? Is it you? Is 'oo a widdle gwumpy pants?
This makes me so very happy. Leaked from one of the fappenings. Love her first for her witty mind, but these are a close second.
>>769233192
Awe shucks boo. Can you help me with the safe search feature too. I'm so new I have candy falling out of my ass.
Guessing school just let out huh
>summerfag
>>769233673
She has fantastic tits for a girl of her size!
>>769233764
I dont know why. Kind of reminds me of my wife I guess.
>>769233764
Where do see them?
>>769233844
She's has amazing feet, and I'm not really a foot guy!
Can't explain it. Would probably bang twice.
Be this a weird boner? I've had a thing for her since Addams Family. She has some sort of milfy dorky thing going on that's pretty unique.
>>769234138
Maybe 20 years ago, now she's not aging well at 55 looking 65.
>>769234138
I'd fuck her back in the day. Like when she was in the movie toys...
Idk what it is but I would tear this girl apart
>>769234138
my kink is a nice tinkerbell bun, gets me so hard
>>769234369
Yeah, she does seem to have really hit a wall these days, kind of unfortunate.
>>769234459
Oh yeah, man, she was all over my willy when I was a kid.
>>769234490
Who be this lady? Cute cute!!!
>>769234490
Its the perky attitude and banging body.
My 10/10 is young Sarah Jessica Parker
>>769234698
Kill that tranny with fire. I wouldn't fuck her with your dick and a 10ft poll
>>769234646
>>769234490
Any pics of her now that's she's grown up?
I've got a thing for my friend's wife, though she's at best a 6
>>769234936
Anyone? Who is this cutie?
>>769235009
you're a piece of shit
Ever since Lost.
>>769233275
I wonder if she eats warm logs of shit
>>769231984
>>769235049
She's from the TV show called the middle.
>>769235222
Trips wasted
>>769228245
Kiki, kinda odd looking but strangely cute
>>769235222
trips of shit
>>769228245
this is a nice little thread you got here
just popped by to remind you /b/ros to always use cats as condoms
help keep the insect population down by using mangos as lube and just push that little pocket pussy all the way down to the balls
cats are condoms and congress is a lie
wax your gooch
>>769235168
Not THAT weird!
wut, no maisie ?
>>769235474
I think this girl is fucking hot
>>769235434
>nooch the gooch
>>769228829
kek
>>769235474
fuck off
I’m obsessed with my friends feet and toes even though they are kind of ugly.
>>769235168
Any nudes of her?
Or any of the female lost cast ?
>>769235524
she is both hot, and a goblin. an intoxicating mix
>>769235632
Dem tittys tho
>>769235694
Right?
>>769234851
I like big noses especially the ones that go with puffy nips and large labia.
>>769228245
I'd fuck her until my dick falls off.
>>769235729
That's before she got her penis I guess.
not sure if weird but this here lady is the most beautiful hooman there is, I'd like having her rubbing my ears
>>769235350
>>769235722
Any other pics
>>769235833
Though maybe bait - I think most will agree: nearly to absolute perfect.
crazy eyes and 44 teeth
>>769228245
For me, a perfect 10 is a slim, petite, brown-eyed brunette with slightly darkish tan skin and small tits.
My gf is like a 9.999999 since her eyes are hazel, not quite brown. Otherwise, she's fucking perfect.
She's probably like an 8 to most guys.
What most guys see as a 10 (blonde, blue eyes, big tits) I see as like a 5.
>>769230299
Must suck being faceblind.
>>769230432
With you on the androgynous. Tall? Meh. Blonde? Not so much.
This is not weird in the least. This is purely wholesome.
>>769231984
She was nearly a wizardess before the industry and that girl from her band tainted her. Tragic.
>>769233017
She looked so good in this movie.
>>769231701
Oh man, then I'm living (at least part of) your dream.
>1998
>be me
>be 21
>meet cool, cute, weird chick, 17yo
>think i caught feels
>commence relationship
>almost woman of my dreams
>13 years relationship
>finally married in 2011
>2015
>start new job
>first day there, meet literal 10/10 woman of my dreams
Well clearly as gorgeous as she is, she's probably a boring normie bitch
>soon find out she's anything but
>after a year, realize i have feels for her
>but lol she's gay
>both married
>my marriage falling into rut?
>no, i was married in a rut
>weeks at a time of no sex
>house is a wreck
>we get along, but spark is gone, feel undesired
>besides, im fat ugly 38yo loser anyway
>meanwhile, really really really feel like dream woman is into me
>but lolno she's gay
>still really good friends tho
Cont...
>>769236774
>2016
>leave a fucking note on her desk
>wtf is this, middle school?
"Some risks are worth taking."
>betamax to the max
>she asks if i know who left it
>lie at first
>finally admit
I'm flattered but I have a lot of emotional investment in my current relationship.
>interesting response......
>told her i was sure she was attracted to me
>lolno of course not
>agree to still be friends
>2017
>of course i still want to fuck her if nothing else
>meanwhile, nosex november at home
>all year round
>marriage is ok but kinda sucky
>talk to and hang out with dream woman more
>still just friends
>still can't shake the feeling she's into me
>dec
>dynamic starts to shift
>dream woman tells me she thinks about me a lot
>admits she schlicked while thinking of me
>!!!!!!!!!!
This doesn't mean I want to fuck you or anything. I don't want to lead you on.
>tell her i get it
>after all, we're both married
>and she's gay lol
>we walk more
>we talk more
>realize we're both attracted to each other
>says she just wants to fuck around
>ok why not?
>neither one of us are getting what we need at home
>we kiss
>we found more time to run off and do more "stuff"
>she realizes she has feels
>admit to myself i never stopped having them
Cont...
>>769236796
>it's been at least a couple decades since she's even been with a guy
>be me
>be first guy she has ever had feelings for
>holy shit
>she shows me something
>the note from last year
>she kept it
>she fucking kept it
>this is not just an affair
>this is huge
>we are going to leave our wives
>she goes to visit family
>i go home
>try to give my wife a really good day or two before i give her the news
>sat night, tell her i can't stay married
>expected her to be like, yeah i get it
>instead, i have just ripped her heart out
>she says she'll let me go
>because she doesn't want me to suffer
>she's suffering
>feel really bad, but figure it's just sympathy
Cont...
>>769236836
>sunday morning
>wake up and realize im making a "huge mistake"
>i had told wife that there was nothing she could do
>realize i had never tried to tell her what needed changing besides the sex
>start listing things
>she says ok
>why tf did i not communicate this shit before?
>decide to stay with wife
>realize i still love her so much
>she is "half my heart"
>call dream woman
>bad news
>she doesn't take it well
>next day explain in person
>she thinks im making a mistake
>be me
>be 40
>have two women who want me
>i was always the fat ugly nerd loser
>no idea how i got here
>realize im not so fat
>not so ugly
Cont...
>>769236869
>my marriage has just weathered the biggest storm ever
>me and wife are communicating like never before
>but i led the woman of my dreams down a path
>it could have been great
>we really were in love
>she kept the note
>in the 11th hour, i turned back to my wife
>be me
>almost 2018
>xmas came and went
>new job
>met dream girl for lunch one day
>"we'll behave"
>walk and talk after lunch
>we're staying with our wives
>we do love them after all
>so better marriages
>much improve
>very sex
>still want each other tho
>she grabs my arm like no woman ever has
>finally have to go
>get to her car
>give her hug
>pick her up
>she wraps her legs around me
>grab her ass to hold her up
>tell her i always wanted her to do that
>tell her we better go before i kiss her
>she just closes her eyes and moves in
>we kiss
>oh fuck i've missed this
>ok
>fuck it
>we're having an affair
>probably gonna fuck next week
Cont...
>>769236914
>month goes by
>dream woman and i still talk
>only a matter of time before we leave them for reals
>not sure how to execute
>one day, come home and wife wants to talk
>says she feels dream woman is competition
>want to save marriage?
>cut off all communication with dream woman
>don't have to decide tonight
>also, time apart from both
>pack some clothes and head down to family house
>week with no contact with wife
>also no contact with dream woman
>first time in my life, enjoy being single
>sort things out in my head
>realize i have never been able to admit to myself:
I'm not in love with my wife.
I haven't been for years.
>cry guts inside-out
>last bunch of years have been great
>marriage was solid and sound
>but the relationship it was built on was over years ago
>after a couple of weeks, talk to wife
>tell her i want to leave
>she handles it better this time
>still tense
>still awkward
>afraid taking to her will hurt her more
>finally figure out talking helps
>trying to be friends
>she's still grieving
>surprises me with her strength and fortitude
Cont...
>>769236951
>dream woman finally tells her wife
Gonna leave out the details here.
No pictures either.
>lez wife behavior drives dream woman into my arms even faster
>dream woman and i, first date last night
>finally find out just how "compatible" we are
>lemme just say this
>staying would have been the mistake
>the future is unknown
>but holy shit it looks bright
Some risks ARE worth taking.
Back in March, we finally made our relationship public. The times we have are fun. We continue to learn more about each other every day. The sex is absolutely incredible, and happens almost every night.
She is every bit as kind, sweet, and generous as anyone has ever been. I try to be the same to her.
I am very fortunate, but this can happen for anyone.
tl;dr: i got my fantasy "lesbian" and she's frakkin' awesome!
>>769229444
This is the most neckbeard trips get I have seen for at least 2 hours.
>>769237102
Also, "first date last night" was like back in Feb. She bought me dinner at a fancy Indian restaurant, then she was like, "I expect sex."
She's fucking awesome.
And you know what?
So am I!
>>769228340
my sides
>>769237102
Liked the story man, good for you that you got the woman.
>>769236271
But I bet she sucks a mean dick.
>>769237768
Thxfam
>>769228245
I need to have a schaal shelf in my house that is her head at waist height for a facefuck gobjob whenever I want.
I like Ashkenazi women, especially if they wear glasses.
