everyone is fucked up in some way, me I only got one ball, what is fucked up about you?
I no joke got three balls.
>>769219747
You're not going to believe me guys but I have four balls.
I suck on my sisters feet when she is passed out drunk
>>769219747
Prove it.
Ive got mild pectus carnitarum
>>769219819
baseball, football, soccer and bowling ball
>>769219747
>>769219819
No you both actually have testicular cancer
I wear a chastity cage and my wife never wants to fuck me.
I chew on my fingertips and nails until they are ragged. Sometimes they bleed.
Also poor vision.
>>769219610
yours is pretty fucked up lol i got phimosis.
>>769219610
I only have one too, lost one when I was a baby because it formed a knot on itself or some shit
this is me fully erect
>>769219610
You have two balls, one just didn't descend into the ballsack when you were a kid. A small operation can fix that., even though the sperm cells in the non-descended one are dead after the age of 10. As far as I know, though, even after the operation, you'll still have an increased chance of getting testicular cancer.
>>769219610
dude, fellow one-baller here.
>>769219920
why do you need the cage if she doesn't fuck anyway?
>>769219952
ayyy ... this needs to be fixed someday
>>769219610
My brain chemistry is different to most other people, so I interpret things differently from others.
I have trained a lot to understand people around me though, so I'd say the thing that is fucked up about me doesn't effect me too badly.
>>769219994
one was removed as it was hit so hard it"burst"
>>769220086
She says she likes when I’m pathetic.
>>769220189
Why are you with her, it doesn't sound like she likes you much, or at all.
>>769220370
I love her
this turns me on
>>769219846
I had pectus excavatum, but got some surgery because it was messing with my heart a bit
I like PHISH
I have 2 vaginas and a ball bag.
>>769220109
So...you're autistic?
>>769220429
Well sure, but don't you think you deserve to be loved back?
>>769220501
I have autistic tendencies, but it's more along the lines of ADD or ADHD.
It doesn't show much, other than a slight tendency to be rather literal.
I've learned to notice when people are being sarcastic or humorous though.
>>769220572
>ADD or ADHD.
two made up conditions , only exist to sell pills to stupid people with no self awareness
>>769220506
She does love me. She just doesn’t have a sex drive.
>>769220664
Stupidest shit posted on /b/ today.
>>769220666
BULLSHIT that isn't what he black boyfriends say
>>769219610
Hitler, too, had only one ball.
>>769220694
you know who thinks they arnt fucking idiots, STUPID ASSHOLES LIKE YOU
I am an arab
>>769220664
That is quite the assertion anon, you're entitled to your opinion, but I disagree with you.
I know for a fact that my brain is hampered by a lack of arousal, making it hard for me to start a given task without an outside prompt of some sort.
Now you could call me lazy and shit for that, but it wouldn't really make you correct in your assertions.
>>769220666
Has she gone to the doctor about this?
>>769220836
BULLSHIT you are fucking LAZY
>>769220836
the fucking prompt is called SELF RELIANCE and discipline, not having that isn't a disease it is being weak of character
>>769220694
why is that?
>>769220875
She has been busy making babies the last twoyears. Plays with the hormones a lot
I have fucked up skin. Face is smooth as baby's, but otherwise - rosacea, feet constantly dry and hard, keratosis. It's a money and time sinkhole. I feel like giving up already.
>>769220572
How about social situations? I had tons of problems with implied meanings and unwritten rules. Not the obvious ones that constitute the basic etiquette - more of the 'I don't want to talk to you', 'I'm hitting on you' and the likes.
I'm skeptical about ADD and ADHD - in most cases it just turns out that a person lacks either discipline (e.g. constantly reinforced bad habits, does not put effort into developing conscientiousness) or physical activity (that's often the case in kids/young adults).
what can be done to fix my BBC I can get head but fucking is out of the question, I usually resort to gloryholes cause the fags don't seem to care that my dick is bent
>>769220974
No one cares how you call it. You can call it "being weak of character", he can call it "a disease" and I can call it "galactic cock muncher", it doesn't change shit.
The true question is if amphetamine use is the best way to fix it.
>>769219952
good thing is you can easily fix it to strenghten it back. It can be costly however.
>>769221162
no I need an operation as the ligaments on the bottom are too short
>>769221144
I am tired of faggots whining that they need to be on disability cause their add makes them too fucking lazy to get a job. fucking cupcakes are afraid to get their frosting smeared
>>769220890
Sure I am anon, that is why I recognize my issues and try to get help to remedy them, because I'm so lazy. I'm not saying that my diagnosis is an excuse to not do something about it. I'm doing what I can to personally and with the help of professionals change how I live my life and improve my lot in life.
>>769220974
I am doing everything in my power to be self reliant and to have discipline. A part of that is recognizing the areas I can't change without outside help, such as counseling and medicine. I'm not using my diagnosis as an excuse for anything, it's a launchpad for me to take responsibility for myself and doing what I can to change.
>>769221046
I do have some issues recognizing when people flirt with me, but I've gotten good at implied meanings and the subtle ways people use to tell me that they aren't interested in talking to me.
I'm currently 30 and I've spent the last 6 years doing whatever I can to remedy my issues in a responsible way. Part of that was me seeking out help for the things that I have a hard time with, which turned out to be an attention deficit, which was found through a comprehensive IQ test done by a professional.
Now they're helping me in the areas I couldn't think my way out of on my own.
>>769221162
the struggle is real
>>769221457
fuckijg more excuses, I cant manage my life I need to be handled like fine china and I need meth to get me going, FUCK UYOU , you are what is wrong with the world, fucking tie on your work boots and do the fucking job ya know what I don't want to be responsible for myself either, BUT I AM cause it isn't someone elses fucking problem
>>769219610
one of my balls is on my forehead
>>769221930
kek
>>769221613
Why do you persist in setting up this straw man of me?
My problems are mine and I expect no one to treat me like a rotten egg just because I am different.
It's my job to fit in with the people around me, not the other way around, I don't expect that of anyone.
I think I being very responsible about myself by acknowledging my issues and doing what I can to remedy them. You seem to be angry about me asking for professional help to do this.
I put on work boots every day and I do work on things that benefit the people around me.
How exactly am I imposing myself on the people whose job it is to help people with issues like this?
I used to have anxiety attacks and agoraphobia, but I didn't just throw drugs at that, I used cognitive behavioral therapy and mindfulness meditation to work my way out of that intellectually.
Now I've gotten to the point where my issues can't be thought away, so I'm using the tools society provides to do something about it.
>>769219952
I'm trans, so everything physical that goes along with that. Also I have like the smallest possible cock without it actually being a micro cock, but that doesn't bother me because of the trans thing.
I think about sex literally all the time even though i only actually want it occasionally. This causes me to do stupid shit. I also have borderline personality disorder, which also causes me to do stupid shit. So far I've only let it hurt the people i care about once before i really understood why i was this way.
My adhd is terrible and makes it so I'm almost completely unfunctional, but I'll be seeing a doctor about they today.
>>769221613
>i don't understand that telling adhd people not to use meds is functionally the same as telling someone with severe chronic pain when they walk too much not to use a cane/wheelchair.
>>769221970
no you are dumping you lazyiness on the rest of society, that is the problem, OH LOOK AT ME I am SICK I cant do anything myself I need special treatment, I am a cupcake, give me speed to fuel my life, FUCK YOU
>>769219610
Do you have normal testosterone levels?
>>769222053
Trans with small cocks are the best.
>>769220483
you can like phish, but not be a phish phag
>>769222133
except adhd was made up to sell pills and book billable time by the medifags, there IS NO SUCH THING AS ADHD
>>769222220
2 off. :/
>>769222220
so close to a epic roll
>>769219610
how do you poop
>>769222271
i disagree. the problem is cocaine is illegal, but yeah....that adderall.....
>>769222171
Well fuck you right back.
I'm doing all that I can not to be a drain on society, by using the tools medical science provides.
My goal is becoming completely self reliant, if taking speed is what I have to take to do that, I will.
I've never used that shit recreationally and generally react with revulsion when I've been offered to try it by friends or acquaintances.
But go ahead, dismiss me outright so you can feel superior to me, you seems to need it in order to feel good about yourself.
>>769222321
cocaine is illegal to keep the prices high and generate extra revenue for the CIA, who literally sell coke, you can look it up
>>769222321
I don't feel right when I am not tripping balls, so I should be legally allowed to trip balls when ever I want
>>769219610
>who the hell sell with $0.00!!?
>>769222348
so speed on the side is wrong, but speed prescribed is ok?
what the fuck planet are you coming from and actually want to land on?
>>769222348
drug addicts never grasp THEY ARE THE PROBLEM
>>769222385
then why is it so hard to find a decent dealer?
>>769222271
It's cool if you want to just ignore science my guy.
One fun way that causes me to have zero doubts about my adhd is how caffeine affects me absolutely nothing like any of my friends.
>>769222453
cos you don't know what a DNM is
>>769222408
>Anonymous 05/21/18(Mon)01:17:16 No.76
as long as your not harming anyone, driving, or any of that shit....i dont see the problem.
its basically what they do with alcohol
>>769222210
Thanks. I enjoy being one. I've literally seen cis girls with bigger bulges in their panties than me.
>>769222348
>so you can feel superior to me,
I don't"feel" superior to you , I AM superior to you cause I am not a meth head hiding behind a bullshit ADHD cover
>>769219610
ooh a cryptorchid
>>769219610
me too
>>769222504
problem is, i cant walk up to a DNM and just have it today
>>769222053
>trans
Why do you think you're welcome here. get out, go to /lgbt/ faggot
>>769222473
the only science over adhd is paid for by the Adderall makers to justify feeding faggots like you their expensive pills, get off your lazy fucking ass and take your life back
>>769222438
Nah if people wanna take speed recreationally, that is none of my beeswax, I just personally aren't attracted to that drug. I am willing to take an analogue of it though, if it can help my brain chemistry.
>>769222443
I haven't even taken the drug yet you dolt, so how can I be addicted? I'm still in the process of working out to deal with this issue, I don't like the idea of taking medicine, but I'm willing to try it if it can help me.
>>769222533
I've never tried meth or speed you absolute dolt. As I said earlier, that straw man you are beating up isn't me.
>>769222569
true. everything is a trade-off my dude
>>769220836
Kys
>>769222668
You first, I'll be right behind you.
>>769222607
fucking lazy ass drug addicts, Trump will get you off MY TAX paying dime you fucking worthless shit
>>769222533
>I am superior to you
Step aside anons, this one is superior.
>>769222581
Mainly the trap threads. But also just as much that there's no repercussions for saying I'm trans here and it just makes pussies like you rage over the fact that you can't pretend people like me don't exist at the moment.
>>769222348
Dude, don't let these fuckers get to you. My friend has ADHD and I've seen the tests that they perform to confirm the cognitive differences. Your brain is legit different than average and using prescription drugs responsibly and being a productive member of society is admirable. I'm hoping the best for you, m8.
>>769222710
While I'm sure there's people that believe this shit, I'm pretty sure this dude is a troll
>>769222710
Well there I can reassure you, none of your taxes pay for my medical bills, I'm Danish, not American.
>>769222053
Anyone with bpd should just be shot. They have the worst character/attitude known to man.
>>769222763
one lies the others swear to it, faggots everyone of you
>>769219610
>Psychosis
>Delusional Disorider
>Body Dismorphia Disorder
>ADHD
>Crippling social anxiety
>Heroin addict
Fml
>>769222763
Thank you anon, I appreciate the sentiment.
They haven't really gotten to me, I'm just paying them back in equal currency.
I hope that I won't have to take too many prescription pills, I'm not a fan of treating symptoms instead of causes, but after looking up how ADHD works, I'm willing to try the medicine to see if it helps.
>>769222811
Meh. I'm dating two other people with bpd and it's the best. I'm honestly convinced at this point that people with bpd are the only people capable of experiencing real love. Everyone else is just kind of pretending.
>>769223041
Two at the same time?
I have two holes in my glans.
>>769219610
>22
>Equivalent of a high school dropout in my country
>Never had a job
>Would have a mental breakdown within a few weeks of having one of the menial jobs I could take
>Can't sleep consistently no matter what
>That stops me from concentrating on basically anything most of the time
>So I can't study reliably
>Or really do anything
Should probably just kms tbfh
>>769223041
Do you guys just talk about who wants to an hero first? And who loves who more?
>>769222934
growing a pair will cure all you imagined problems
>>769219610
PTSD'd out from having lived my shit tier life
>>769223162
not being a faggot sponge on society is the cure for all this
>>769223224
By doing what exactly...?
>>769223177
Okay anon, if you say so.
I have to sleep twice a day in 4-5 hour periods, otherwise I'm on the brink of passing out during the day. Also mild but very much real OCD and autism.
>>769223257
try not being a faggot
>>769223177
How does one "grow a pair"? You're literally saying "be cured and you'll be healthy".
>>769223090
Yep. They're both fine with it and open to the idea of dating each other once they spend more time together, but it hasn't happened yet.
>>769223174
Yeah. We talk about suicidal ideation frequently and what things in our day set us off. One of them also has fantasies about getting killed by me and we talk about how we'd do it if one of us got a terminal illness.
We also talk about who loves who more fairly frequently. I love both of them more than anything else on the planet and they both love me more than anything. I do love one of them more than the other though, but they both understand that slightly less love than the way i love the one i love the most is still a fucking excessive amount of love.
>>769223384
If only I could be as witty as you
>>769223404
stop whining and get your lazy ass up and out to a productive life, you sound like the land whales who cry"I have a glandular disorder, yeah the gland between your nose and chin, try not stuffing it 24/7 and see if you fat fucks lose weight
>>769219952
Nontheless, it is huge. And those balls hhhnnnggg
>>769219610
I have a non-terminating vaginal canal. I'm a dude. I didn't find out till I had to have an MRI of my pelvis. I also had a single ovary but that was excised since all it was doing was giving me bitch tits. The doctors were amazed I was fertile (I have 8 kids by 3 women)
>>769223469
well that comes from thinking straight not letting some medifag convince you that you NEED speed to function
>>769223536
good for you DUDE you didn't let some new age doctors keep you down!!
>>769223486
What makes you think ADHD patients are unproductive while medicated? You seem to think consciousness isn't determined by the brain, in which case modern science would like to have a word with you.
>>769223598
Thank god i have adhd. I hope i never try as hard as this faggot is at anything in my life.
>>769223664it isnt it comes from YOUR SOUL that tells your brain what to do
>>769223647
What new age doctors are you talking about? I went in to the hospital because I flipped off my bike and landed on my ass. They did an x-ray followed by an MRI which led to the discovery. Then, since it's rare for a defect like that to happen to just one part of a related body system, they did an abdominal scan and found the reason I have bitch tits despite being 6ft 4 and 120 lbs.
Oddly, once it was removed the boobs didn't go away...they just kind of deflated.
>>769223839
Oh so not only do you discredit science, you also subscribe to magical ideas. Forgive me if I don't take your word on how mental illness works.
>>769223839
Well there it goes, I had a feeling you were a Cartesian dualist. Where is this soul? How can I see it? How can the immaterial interact with the material?
>>769223941
so you have no soul? that is where everything comes from, your soul is your sense of self worth, your character, you drive and determination, and sadly in your case, your faggotry none of that shit is in your brain, your brain serves your soul, that is the very essence of life changing your BRAIN chemistry wont fix your soul
>>769219610
I'm lazy
>>769224024
the soul is the great mystery of why we are alive, no you cant see it you cant medicate it, you can meditate it though, the ancient eastern religions knew this millennia ago
>>769224142
>>769224024
You're both wrong. We all live an illusory existence. We are the living shadows the universe casts in order to know itself.
>>769224142
Citation needed.
Calling consciousness a soul without proof isn't really helpful.
I am conscious and I do have a sense of morals and ethics, but I don't think you need a soul to have those. In my opinion and in the opinion of evolutionary scientists, these things came about because of the methods we used to survive.
We are social animals who use their brains and cooperation in order to survive, so of course ethics and morals came out of that.
>>769224340
I didn't even make a statement, so I don't know what you got from my post that you think is wrong. While beautiful and poetic, your statement doesn't seem helpful when trying to discern true and false beliefs about the world. Yeah we're part of the universe and knowing is a thing that only seems to happen in conscious beings, so it can be said that we are the universe trying to know itself. This doesn't contradict with a naturalist worldview, so I don't understand what you think I'm wrong about.
Nothing extreme with me. Just slightly below average with pretty much anything you can think of.
I have a scat fetish, it is deeply problematic when it comes up in a new relationship
>>769219610
I’m on 4chan replying to a post from a guy with one ball.
>>769225430
You're bound to have some thing that you excel at.
You just gotta find it and utilize it for your own benefit.