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YLYL
Gr8 thread m8
>>769203394
how can anyone half ass widening there wheel arches so badly
>>769203759
wtf has happened there?
>>769203832
someone let his wife be in charge of car maintenance
>>769203759
Metal on metal is best brake pad. Fight me.
>>769203832
A ventelated brake rotor is slightly past minimum safe thickness.
>>769204020
Made me chuckle. Thanks.
>>769204074
There is an unnecessary amount of buckles on those boots.
>>769204210
Ugh. I hate fonts that have loops for "k"
I just fucking love this one.
>>769204425
Other anon’s is way worse
>>769204074
Is she from final fantasy?
>>769204425
Look at the fucking tie rod boot lmfao
>>769203394
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>>769203692
It’s being cut to add over fenders
>>769204680
>over fender
>>769203759
Holy fuck, that is my car!
2011, broke AF, feel brake pedal hit back when braking, later on steering wheel starts to jerk around when driving. Turns out disks were completely worn
>>769204425
I’m 12 and what is this?
>>769205058
It's a permaban
>>769204307
kek
>>769205186
Being this oblivious to memes
>>769203394
Unfunny ylyl
Kys
test
>>769204419
Jesus I can't belive I lost this one, saved.
Can someone post something actually funny?
Something that will make me lose?
From past decades, anything at all?
>>769205989
>>769206294
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>>769203394
>heyy dumbs, go in shit, look at this!!!
>>769206432
>>769206237
That's an Owen Benjamin joke that got him kicked off Twitter.
>>769206529
>>769203759
how?
>>769206701
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>>769206322
Well, that's objectively false. The Harpy Eagle is the largest eagle in the world.
>>769205989
C
I have more if you like
>>769206773
>>769203394
it's supposed to look like that, officer
>>769206902
Idk man I just propagate the images I save from /b/
>>769207094
old but gold
>>769204425
that's a mechanical abs
>>769207138
>>769207180
I don't know why I have that save on my comedy folder
>>769206880
One of the best things I've seen in a YLYL thread in a while.
Preddy gud.
>>769207261
>>769207295
I lost dammit
>>769206322
Kekked, Checked and Saved
>>769207180
i sure hope you read the whole thing
>>769207331
>>769204210
What do you call a woman with two black eyes?
>a dumb bitch
What do you call a women with one black eye?
>a quick learner.
>>769204074
I really hope you weren't the guy that photoshopped that picture. Two reasons.
Number 1: That's the worst fucking photoshop job I may have ever seen. Unless you're a 10 year old in 2003.
Number 2: It's fucking stupid and not funny. It's anti-humor. Humor's exact opposite. I'm actually mad at you right now it's so fucking dumb.
>>769207661
>>769207661
>>769207732
>>769204570
Oh ho. It is to laugh. That tie rod boot indeed. Dudes be all like
>That tie rod boot looks ok to me.
>Me, an intellectual: Look at that fucking tie rod boot!
>>769206237
Only in America
>>769204877
Holy fuck, that is my post!
2018, broke AF, I was on 4chan on the /b/ forum, when I made this post. Turns out I was making it about a picture I was lying about being mine.
>>769207881
>>769206920
more please
>>769208005
>>769207661
oh, do fuck off.
>>769207036
Next thing we'll do is wipe out all the Muslims. I can't fucking wait until all those dirt poor third world shit holes are wiped off the Earth. They worship a pedophile boy fucker named Allah.
>>769205951
the horrors that has seen
>>769208134
>>769208301
Never.
>>769208437
Am I the only one that gets these ads?
>>769208332
Then next, the other middle eastern religious freaks, the one with the 14 year old that got preggo by a ghost (yeah, right!)......
>>769203394
>>769203759
>>769204425
>>769205951
>>769208491
Please?
>>769208574
Thank fuck you are here..
>>769206443
someone explain what is funny about this.
>>769208608
>>769208538
lmao
>>769208795
>>769208825
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>>769206443
>heyy dumbs, go in shit, look at this!!!
>>769208879
>>769206294
Never fails. Lmao
>>769208875
>>769204276
That goddamn filename
>>769208939
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>>769206948
why does the van wall have a lightswitch?
>>769209056
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>>769208555
checked and lost
>>769209274
>>769209274
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>>769209010
Kek
>>769203394
coming from a thread on gif, they've changed "soy" to "onions" - this is a test
soy
>>12778739
for context
>>769209129
great job.. you should have just ignored him
>>769206995
What a retard. The hurricane is out of range
>>769209442
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>>769204074
The original pic, delivered.
I love goth hoes but this is ridiculous.
If you are so broke you probably shouldn't have bought these expensive as fuck shoes.
>>769203477
You want something to laugh at look at your fucking fat ugly face in the goddamn mirror you fucking lowlife faggot.
>>769209601
>>769204949
>the Special Forces
>>769209506
these were mildly entertaining back in the day
>>769209680
Lol Spider-Man is a symbol of hope for /b/, these shit ylyl threads are cancer for original material, so yeah
>>769209697
Admittedly, I found the Spider-Man images more amusing than the others
>>769209248
that's a great photo of a Hillary Clinton rally, but I don't understand what's funny about it
>>769206322
>airplanes, meteorites, and planets
Lost
>>769209868
OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG YOURE SO FUCKING FUNNY AND ORIGINAL,KYS YOU GOD DAMN NIGGER LOVER
>>769209945
>>769209778
>symbol of hope for /b/
I wouldn't say that. These were used to derail shit threads, it doesn't really have another purpose. Sure, like I said they are entertaining, you can smile at them but to actually laugh at them? I don't think so. If I had to name a symbol of hope, that it'd be greentext (and not reading them out loud and call it a 'meme" like a fucking retard)
I do agree that these ylyl threads are nowadays are more about pissing other people off with the shitty and repetitive posts. So much so, that I think we shouldn't even talk about symbol of hope of any kind.
The /b/ we liked is lost.
>>769206920
why are white people so creepy? that's just weird and incestuous. it'd be like if the president talked about fucking his daughter all the time....
>>769206294
Kek'd
>>769204425
But how do people let it be this bad? Surely the horrible noise and lack of stopping ability is an early sign that something is wrong
>>769210087
>>769206920
Nah, all this jewish psychobabble is bullshit. It's normal for a man to want to protect his female family members, especially daughters. It's instinct and one of the reasons men are valuable.
>>769208134
>implying some dickhead riding off of David Lee Roth's coat tails is the same as running and representing an entire country. Here's right wing "intellect" for you.
>>769206701
It is fascinating how people bitch about all spying shit Windows 10 yet don't give a single fuck about Google/Apple/Facebook doing exactly the same or even worse.
>>769207100
Lost, and checked
>>769210354
Google "Presidents before and after" and see if any of them look half as bad as Bill does.
>>769210354
Ok
>>769210500
Nobody gives a fuck retard
>>769210490
Stupid ass dog humor what are you fucking 5? Kill yourself
>>769210405
>>769210563
>wtc7
But duh bree
>>769210582
>resorts to namecalling
Here's left wing "intellect" for you.
>>769210500
I did. They've all aged miserably. I mean, sure, if you want to look at ONE picture of Bill Clinton you could make an argument. Unfortunately that argument would come from some one who:
>Doesn't know how lighting works
>Doesn't know how basic camera angles work
>Doesn't know that ALL presidents age like dog shit, so much so that "aging like a president" is a saying
>>769210657
I’m not into politics dumbass, I just hate your dumb cunts talking about shit you pretend to know about
>>769210730
>>769210713
The one always tickles me
>>769210823
>>769210657
>Here's left wing "intellect" for you
He literally did nothing to identify his politics. A person disagreeing with you doesn't INSTANTLY make them a liberal, cleetus. Take it down a notch.
>>769210906
>>769210881
I’m not a nigger either, I’m a guy that looks at people and sees how shit our society has become, shove those politics up your nigger asses
>>769210906
>He literally did nothing to identify his politics
Yeah, neither did >>769208134
I don't see you calling out >>769210354 on his bullshit though.
>>769210657
>>769211042
This guy needs to drink fucking bleach
>>769210906
I believe someones almonds have been activated
>>769210992
Wasn’t implying you were, I’m just attempting to derail the argument with some humor
>>769211112
>You need to die because you're saying stuff I don't like
I'm almost 100% sure you're a liberal now.
>>769211187
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAJAJAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA YOUR HUMOR WORKED HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA MAN ARE YOU A GENIUS
>>769211136
>>769211213
I’m not shit, politics are the same a religion in my eyes, a big fucking scam to give our government a reason to take money out of our pockets
>>769211278
Thanks :)
>>769211350
No prob
>>769211333
>Makes a political comment right after saying he isn't political
Hmmm
>>769211350
>>769211449
It’s anti-political, there’s a difference
>>769206237
>a few Americans
>most of the world
>>769211460
>>769210120
I'm sorry you never had your father in your life, nigger.
>>769209557
>100 dollar shoes are "expensive as fuck"
do you make your own out of soda bottles?
>>769211501
>The government scams us out of our money
>But that isn't political
Should I go out and get a head injury to try and understand your logic?
>>769204074
UW = this is library
Meme school with sad bois students
>>769207152
What the actual FUCK is this?..
>>769211783
Baby's first time playing Fortnite.
>>769208555
Holy shit I remember posting that.
>>769207988
Sexy as fuck
The kid's a bit of alright too
>>769207103
lost
>>769204307
source?
>>769209868
Look at it upside down
>>769212196
jesus christ. why do we have merch?
>>769211743
so she lying?
>>769212396
Something or another about fools and money, I forget. Same as with that 'male tears' merch that was so popular a while back
>>769203477
Fact: The left can’t meme
The reason being you have to have a sense of humor to be funny
Ever see a group of antifa or feminist laughing or having a good time?
Ever see them laugh at a holocaust joke?
>>769208775
Its a bot u tard
>>769212680
Yes. My friends and I are all left and we make extremely offensive racist jokes, lots of holocaust jokes and dead baby jokes. I think your self conceived perception of the left has skewed your realty of what kind of people they truly are. Probably because you don’t socialize with any.
>>769211743
>hit her house
>no damage on it AT all
fucking muslims fuckibg old wives doing nothing only collect welfare.. HAGALALAGHAGAGAGAG fuck these people are really really fucking 3rd degree citizens
their children, scum, their man, stinky scum, themselves? fucking degenerate scum..
>>769212680
Name a single mainstream conservative comedian.
>>769212414
how would the bullets be intact if they hit her house? course she lyin fool
>>769211042
wow, the butthurt is fucking real.
>>769211449
Jesus fuck Cletus, you're fucking mega-insecure. What, can't deal with what an embarrassment your president is so you have to take it out on random fucks online?
>>769213177
Exactly what I was thinking. They're still in their jackets, unfired.
>>769213346
>Mega-insecure
Wrong.
>what an embarrassment your president is
Double wrong. Trump is doing great, actually.
>>769213139
Steven crowder. Shitty but mainstream
>>769213110
And yet, still not as horrible as jews.
>>769211783
The pinnacle of African engineering
>>769213450
All it needs is mud and straw and we’re all set
>>769213491
N I C E P A W S
>>769213139
Bill Burr
>>769213405
>Proves my point immediately
>Continues to be in denial
Don't you have a 6-pack of shit-tier beer to go guzzle down and a hamplanet wife/sister to beat and rape?
>>769213266
DUBS OF TRUTH
>>769210823
This is like the thirtieth time I've seen this gif. Doesn't he ever learn
>>769213566 (Wasted)
How exactly did I prove your point?
>>769213416
Never heard of him. From wikipedia:
"In October 2013 Fox News dropped Crowder. This was announced shortly after Crowder made negative statements about Fox News host Sean Hannity.[5] In 2017, the Louder with Crowder program became a daily program featured on Conservative Review's new streaming service, CRTV."
>featured on Conservative Review's new steaming service.
>Conservative Review
Not mainstream at all.
>>769210354
>defending Bill Clinton in 2018
Get the fuck off the internet old man. Don't you have some Welcome Back Kotter marathon to watch.
>>769213543
He's either Libertarian or Republican, but definitely not Conservative/Alt-Right.
>>769211518
Based
>>769213491
I lose every fucking time
>>769213703
Not who you're talking to but fuck off, that's a great show
Sans travolta
>>769213416
>Steven crowder
>Complaining and dressing up as a woman is comedy
>>769204419
Didn't lose but made my cheecks quadrouble in size from smiling.
>>769213110
>>769212414
>Cartridges in flight.
>>769213110
I'm concerned that you forgot to mention that she is holding a completely intact round and casing the bit that comes out of the gun is only the little bit on the end...
>>769211572
I fucking love these
>>769204074
Ah, the "I'm in college and I'm a complicated snowflake" phase. This is where the girl gives it away to every guy who smiles at her, obviously gets treated like shit because she's too clueless to tell that the guys are players and just using her as a substitute for their hand, and finally, after fucking/sucking a couple hundred guys, meets someone who she loves and he has to put up with all the baggage she acquired from her terrible decisions.
>Girls are funny
>>769204419
me too anon. me too. that is definitely one of my all time favorites.
here's a piece of shit that doesn't even come close
>>769211954
Sure anon
>>769208504
ive had that one all day today
>>769204949
fucking lost. goddamn I am drunk
>>769212971
Dead baby jokes? This proves that the left have the sense of humor of a child. Lmao
>>769204425
what is this device
>>769216142
This happens when /pol/ enters a room
>>769209557
That is not that bad especially for women boots
>>769206920
y p po amirite
>>769213139
>mainstream
You know the media and comedy clubs blacklist anyone who isn't some politically correct SJW, right? Chris Rock can't even perform on college campuses anymore. "Mainstream" comedy is mostly garbage like Amy Schumer and a bunch of political talking points laden with cheesey, repetitive jokes. Owen Benjamin slipped through the cracks though. He's ok.
>>769212971
>Yes. My friends and I are all left and we make extremely offensive racist jokes, lots of holocaust jokes and dead baby jokes. I think your self conceived perception of the left has skewed your realty of what kind of people they truly are. Probably because you don’t socialize with any.
You're a centrist nowadays. Try posting any of that shit publicly using your name and you'll see why. Don't act like you're some kind of trend for the entire left. Go on Twitter and Tumblr and see the retarded shit leftists post. Also your jokes are probably just your typical edgelord shit and not fresh stuff like you'd see the right do.
>>769209908
nice
>>769212971
>dead baby jokes
woah i remember being 12 too
>>769205951
Oil change intervals are a SCAM!!1!
>>769209849
Why do American schools either give you brain damage or death by disgruntled student?
>It's a mystery
>>769213346
>"If you disagree with my enlightened left wing opinion you must be a redneck! Haha checkmate Bible thumping bigots!"
>*tips fedora*
*cringe*
>>769217952
Bush kicked our education system with No Child Left Behind. Obama set it on fire with Common Core (Especially math).
>>769204647
Lost
>>769217727
I nominally associate myself with the left (though it really is a case by case thing) and even I have to agree the virtue-signalling bullshit on social media is fucking out of control. You can't even crack a joke without losing your fuckin job etc.
Guys I found the shooter.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hjgb71PtYmY
>>769213543
>>769213745
Bill Burr publicly supported Sanders in 2016
>>769211610
>boots that have absolutely no functional value
>average cost $185
>"lol can't afford $100 shoes, that's only a month of gbp"
If you're in a position where you can't afford ramen, maybe you didn't have to have those absolutely pointless boots.
>>769217167
>>769211610
it's not expensive as fuck but if she "can't even afford ramen" she should go with 10 dollar shoes
>>769211610
100 dollars are expensive as fuck though, my shoes are just some like "high end" nike trainers or some shit and they were like 40 quid, fair enough if they were like nice leather boots, but just basic as fuck boots with a million straps attached, 100 dollars is extortionate
>>769204545
No, but she was designed by Tetsuya Nomura.
>>769207653
Is that Matt Damon
>>769213693
>attacks bolsheviks
and gets fucking merked too
>>769213139
Norm MacDonald
>>769210280
This, the only reason blacks and latinos think it's weird is because their fathers are never around or don't give a shit about him, it's perfectly normal for a man to be cautious of other men around his daughters, mostly because he knows what young men are like
>>769217928
>I only make holocaust jokes like a real man.
sometimes it feels like that everything what the left (or a leftist) does is considered stupid or wrong by the right/conservatives
but I guess thats just politics
>>769218096
I used to be that way too. But if the leftist media and parties lie so boldly about SJW shit then they can definitely lie about economic stuff. I mean look at California. Taxes, regulations, and high cost of living for the middle class. Loopholes and corporate welfare for the rich. That's the way they'll make America. Sweden's even worse. That's what Europe and Canada are heading towards. Ya gotta get out of the left while ya still can.
>>769218181
I'd say he's more a cynical centrist type. I supported Bernie and I was a centrist at the time.
>>769218726
pro fucking tip: stop being american
honestly man no one gives a fuck or even understands what any of you cunts are saying cause its either some cunt going "the fucking RIGHT are GAY" or some cunt going "the fucking LEFT are GAY" so just based on what i've been told all of you faggots must love to suck dick
>>769209380
The glass is at half capacity. In real life wether the glass is half full or half empty I would say it was half full if you were filling the cup at the time and stopped halfway and half empty if you were drinking the liquid at the time and stopped halfway.
>>769211743
65 percent more bullet per bullet
>>769209849
That book is retarded and so is the teacher who marked it because the kid is right 8+5 is 13 and everybody with a brain knows it.
>>769219014
congrats on proving you can do 8+5 on 4chan
>>769212680
It is Not Funny its true
>>769218934
That's the whole point. Given a glass at half capacity with no other information, do you instinctually assume that the glass is half full (positive), or that it is half empty (negative)?
>neither, I see that it is at 50% capacity and make no assumptions
then you're autistic, anon
that's autism right there
>>769218934
what the fuck are you talking about lad
>>769211743
Did whoever wrote that realize that those 2 bullets have not been fired?
>>769219295
>i cant read: the post
>An elderly Iraqi woman shows two bullets which SHE SAYS hit her house
If you're american fair enough but other media trust the public to not be autistic and to also be able to come to their own conclusions
>>769212610
I think every image in the world of the Berenstain bears should be individually photoshopped with the e to make it the Berenstein bears. Just to add to the confusion.
>>769218823
Totally not an american.
But yes, american politics sometimes feel exactly like this.
>>769209849
It's a method they use to teach adding across tens. I don't like it but there are some other teachers who do :
8+5=8+(2+3)=(8+2)+3=10+3=13
The question in the pic was about showing steps 1-4.
The kids teacher didn't do a good enough job of explaining the mistake.
BTW I'm elementary and high school math and physics teacher, ama.
>>769219513
what is elementary school physics?
What is fire?
a) hot
b) cold
>>769219513
Assuming that I am 6', average proportions, with a 7" dick, and that my girlfriend is 5'4", average proportions; what force would I need in order to ejaculate a standard amount of semen into her eye from a resting place immediately above her vulva?
>>769203759
this is O/
