What would you do if all crime was legal for a day?
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What would you do if all crime was legal for a day?
>>769198421
go in a school for a rape spree
try not to get murdered. probably steal a boat then fuck off into international waters until midnight or some shit
Rape, a lot.
>>769198528
kek, you'd probably get raped by that fat bully kid that keeps making homo jokes because in reality he likes you but would not accept it cause his dad would beat him to death
>lock doors
>boot up kali linux
>attempt cyber crime spree
kill some mutherfuckers for sure, just any random people. and anybody who says "rape" is a dumb ass time wasting mutherfucker
Rape her all day and record it for later on
>>769198421
download a car
Loot. A lot. I doubt a ton of people would die if all crime was legal. People would definitely get murdered but not to the degree the Purge makes it out be. 99% of people aren't homicidal maniacs. Most people would be too scared to go outside. A lot of people would steal. Looting would be the biggest thing probably. Rape would be a big thing too.
>>769198936
This
>>769198421
Stand on top of the highest nearby building and piss while everybody kills eachother.
> "Just get it over with anon. As long as I can stay here and wait out the purge.."
>>769198936
you sick fuck
> call some of my karate friends
> legally steal some guns
> set up a justice task force to punish by trial and eventual punishment, adapted to the crieme, any person that was being unfair to others
> create a book of rules for my taskforce to follow and avoid brutality
> ???
> profit
Her
Definitely rape spree.
>>769198936
>>769198936
fucking savage, disgusting!! It's a day without laws, not a day without morals
>>769198421
Pirate the movie 'The Purge' with all 7 of my proxies turned off
Commit the worst crime of all
Doing absolutely nothing illegal for that entire day
>"Okay anon...I did everything you asked...can I go home now?"
Whatever is most convenient at the time.
>>769198703
kys skid
Your mother
>>769199994
Fuckin hoser eh
>>769198936
Oh shit nigga
>>769198718
But I get no pleasure from killing. Honestly I'd rather steal shit then rape too.
Won't pay my taxes, insurance, and will set up a business without a permit.
>>769200405
then or than?
>>769200205
>769199994 :(
>>769200435
HOLY FUCK WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?//???????
>>769198421
>Pic related
>>769198421
Kill every mexican in sight
So much fucking littering.
>>769198421
Y'all nigs talking about raping women. Cunts I'm about to hijack a chickfila
>>769198421
Stay at home with my shotgun.
dd: 2018 edition.
>>769200343
You disgusting motherfucker. Die shitting.
>>769200465
Make this bread interesting and tell the class how a grammar Nazi would spend the purge?
>>769200831
This
>>769198936
Fucking barbarian!
I'd steal money. Hard cash. When the day is over I want to be able to pay off debts and shit. Probably steal some shit I want (TVs, computers, whatever) too, but mostly $$$$$$.
>>769201081
It's pretty confusing man, the sentence could go either way.
DRIVE. SO. FUCKING. FAST.
Get a knife and......
probably kill myself
The whole concept of crime being legal makes no fucking sense. If crime is legal it's illegal for the police to stop it. But nothing is illegal since everything is legal.
Kill every white girl that tries to act black.
>>769201745
You can do that anyway. They never prosecute people for that.
>>769201799
>Being this fucking retarded
Yes, that means the police can do something, although nothing would happen because they didn't break any laws.
Think retard.
>>769201799
It means there is no judicical punishment for crime. How is that hard?
>>769200522
i just sat staring at this for a while
>>769199517
That was just a warm up, see I'm already diamonds again.
>>769198703
> attempt
>>769198421
her.
Say all crime is legal. You happen to know of some rich dude who keeps a shit ton of cash or gold or some other valuables in a safe in his house. You go to his house where he is hiding from the murderous purge people and manage to slip past his defenses. You put a gun to his head and say "give me all your things or you die." He gives you the things. Now you have millions in cash or gold or some other asset. The day after the purge thingamajig, you now have all this shit at your house. He calls the cops and says you stole his shit. "Sorry," the cops say, "he stole it during the purgeareedoo, so it's totally legal." "fine," rich guy says, and hires a lawyer to sue you in civil court for his money and shit back.
Does he have a case?
>>769199517
>"you still have to eat all the eggs"
>>769201081
I'd just kill as many spicks and niggers as I could.
>>769202810
goddammit anon
Rape hot women and kill niggers
Hunt down Rothschild. All of them.
Drive all day without licence and registration. ???? Profit
Attack Police stations and cull the pork herd.
>>769202675
No. Because it was on purge day. Also how would he know you? Wear a fucking ski mask like the classic Cat Burglar if youre goin out robbing.
>>769198421
litter
>>769202675
Considering it’s pretty easy to win a civil case my guess would probably be yes
i cant think of anything
>>769198421
Let the Guatemalan girls i have on my basement go outside at least once
>>769203705
If that were true then how have people won civil cases against someone who was found not guilty of the crime in a criminal case?
>>769201839
I'm just imagining policemen bringing a fucking corpse into a courtroom and the corpse has a lawyer and shit.
>>769201536
ive read some sick shit in this thread but that is one thing you should not even joke about
>>769199046
Underrated post
>>769204052
It’s gonna be kinda of hard to dig them up though they’ve on top of your basement for too long anon
steal large sums of money
>>769198421
Get a van, grab some nets, and pick what I want from an elementary school like its a grocery store
Visit a disney website without my parents's permission
>>769204390
>>769198421
Rob my old ass neighbors
Accept terms and conditions without reading them.
jaywalk, litter, ride my bike down the sidewalk, hunt trans fags, smoke the devils lettuce, steal stops signs and replace them with blown posters of my hairy balls
>>769198703
Script kiddie doesn't even know how to use linux
>>769204592
that's not illegal, just risky
>>769198421
Get with every average anon in my country. Buy materials, target locations, and form a logistical support network.
On the day that crime was made legal? We bomb every local and national office of every political party. Then we raise an informative sign:
"You have one year. One year to fix everything for the common citizen of this country. You have one year to repeal every law screwing the average citizen of this country. Your donors can't save you. Your laws can't save you. Your hired guns can't save you. We are the people and we will be patient for only one more year. After that, we are coming for you. Ignore us, and we will still come for you. Resign from office, and we will still come for you. Hide, and we will still come for you.
We ask only to be free once again, and for you to punish the people we know to be guilty of the crimes against us. Not the ones who just broke into the million dollar club. Not the harmless weed dealers on the street. Not the well to do business owners. Not the poor who continue to try working their way up. Bring us the heads of the billionaires, the multinational CEOs, the drug cartel bosses, the race pimps, the real terrorists, the oppressors, the authoritarians. Do this, make an honest effort, or we come for your head. Your spouses head. Your family, your friends, your allies, your partners, and all the rest. We will erase you from the world in a sea of your own blood.
The choice is yours. One year."
Kidnap people and then force them to re-enact all of my favorite fight to the death scenes from movies. Then I’d wait until the last minute to kill the winner just as he thinks he’s going to make it.
Film the whole thing
???
Profit
>>769204890
I remember when I watched V for Vendetta for the first time.
>>769204890
with what, fighter jets?
Implying every govt affiliated office wouldn't have armed guards
>>769203818
you absolute madman!
I'd probably put my finger on the the little window in front of the food at subway. Maybe sneeze on it too.
>>769198421
Find out where a former spic boss of mine lives. I had a good job, and the general manager got promoted to a larger depo. They hire this piece of shit hispanic guy. He did everything he could to get every non-hispanic there fired, and then replaced with a fellow spic. It took him a couple months, but he he did end up getting me fired under fake BS. If the purge was real. I would find out where he lived, kill his family, burn down his house, and cripple the bastard. Ruin my fucking life, and I'll ruin yours.
Dress up like Batman and enforce that shit. Y'all edgelords need a timeout.
>Purge day
>crime is legal
>download terabytes of CP
>mercilessly beat my dick for hours on end
>pass out
>wake up the next morning
>CP still on computer
>”FBI SEARCH WARRANT!”
>>769198421
>Before the purge:
>Reunite my entire neighborhood.
>Offer "special payment" to my neighbors.
>Coordinate strategic defenses.
>Offer protection to certain people for money.
>Purge day:
>Recieve "clients".
>Reduce them and give them as the "Especial Payment" to neighbors.
>Reduce and maim invaders.
>Use them to film snuff.
>Upload films on deep web.
>Kill every non-neighbor at the end of the day.
>Become rich legally.
>Repeat every year.
>>769198421
that's a suspicious question to ask goyom
>>769204060
>do not reveal identity
>leave no trace
>>769198421
lock my self into my house, not to get killed
>>769198421
nice try fbi
>>769205399
Weak, but I can respect that, was my first idea too before this >>769205309
>>769204890
>t. watched fight club once
>>769198421
See how many hot girls I can kidnap rape and impregnate. I reckon around 40. Do this 3 generations in a row and you've got an unstoppable super soldier army that is literally uncontestable. Tell me I'm fucking wrong. 1/64th australoid
>>769205561
you're wrong
>>769204890
oh wow dude, don't fucking cut yourself on all that edge punk
>>769199046
>call some of my karate friends
>> legally steal some guns
>> set up a justice task force to punish by trial and eventual punishment, adapted to the crieme, any person that was being unfair to others
>> create a book of rules for my taskforce to follow and avoid brutality
>> ???
>> profit
All that in one day?
… ...impressive……
Cull the nigger/spic/kike herd, rob pharmacies for all their goodies to build a stockpile, take as much money as I can find on the way. I'm already armed and armored to the teeth.
>>769198421
arson for sure
Do my best not to get killed and sodomize some females
>>769198421
I'm white, so this is just any normal day.
Carry out renovations on heritage listed buildings without approval
>>769198936
Now THATS going too far.
>>769205618
64k of urs vs that of mine any day of the week subhuman
>>769204390
Mods
Jaywalk
>>769198421
Jaywalking. All fucking day. Just jaywalking. And tearing the tags off mattresses. And littering. And being drunk in public.
Maybe rape a couple kids and some light terrorism, but mainly jaywalking, littering, and mattress vandalizing.
>>769200343
worst thing I have seen on 4chan
Use haxs on fornite
>>769198421
>heyy dumbs, go in shit, look at this!!!
>>769201799
Idiot
>>769206573
0$?!
>>769198421
Run over cyclists
>>769203399
Respectable answer but they would probably be on another planet
>>769201318
If all crime is legal, companies might be entitled to have guards that shoot you up as soon as they or the company goods feel threatened.
And, most likely no business would even open that day.
>>769204890
kek
I bet you wanted Bernie to win
>>769206990
Cancer
>>769198421
fight club the entire debt side of the current financial system
Ejaculate inside 14 year old females.
>>769207388
Borrowers lenders or both
>>769198421
Bust into the liquor store and sack the place
>>769198421
Drive 5 over the speed limit
I'd likely rape several females I personally know. Murder some of my worst enemies/people I hate most.
And I think that's about it. Definitely with no condoms and killing as slow and inhumane as possible.
get a truck go to an all girls boarding school kidnap 3 to keep for long term rape till next yer
and 7 hot yet disposable ones for some snuff entertainment and fun plus helps keep the other 3 nice and obedient if they see what will happen if they think of running
>>769198421
Definitely would shoot up an antifa protest
>>769207388
I like you
Kill the people who use the opportunity to do evil.
>>769202810
oh man im diamonds
>>769206899
now we're talking
>>769206011
64k of what. rapebabies?
>implying they'd fight for you
>>769198421
Why are you guys obsessed with raping someone especially if it's a girl? kek
Just sign up for the military and rape some women.
>>769198421
>>769208801
>>769201536
bump
I'll jump the border
>>769198421
my taxes
grab my rifle and hide in my computer room until the purge is over.
>>769198421
kill myself
>>769198703
>boot up kali linux
Hipster scriptkiddy faggot detected.
>>769198421
Eradicate most all Americans and marry an underage girl.
>>769198936
>download a car
You win ten internets for that, anon.
I can't think of crimes i feel the need to commit. Maybe theft like steal a tremendous sum of money digitally or something.
>>769198533
This. It's me, a shotgun, a can of beans, and whatever valuables stand directly between me and the basement for the rest of the day. Here's to hoping I don't get firebombed!
>>769198936
You wouldn't!
>>769199046
Why not just be the police? Why not just group up with the off duty cops that don't want to see shit burned to the ground?
>>769199046
Set up rules on a ruleless day. Isn't that doing a purge backwards?
>>769202675
More likely, he would just hire somebody to kill you on next purge day and write off his shit for taxes.
>>769206011
>I'm white, so this is just any normal day.
>tfw Australian calls others a subhuman
Have a look in the mirror, faggot.
>>769201536
>except by the consumer
DO you dumbfucks not realize its only illegal for it to be removed before its been sold?
>>769207520
Anon, you're assuming we don't do that already.
>>769208753
Why would you want to rape women who think they're men?
>>769211631
>implying that anon wasn't going to cut the tag off in the shop
Found the actual dumbfuck.
Drink a beer in public
>>769209819
Joke's on you, we're building a wall you spic shit.
Play fortnite.
>>769212158
wrong border
>>769198936
not cool dude
>>769214272
You're assuming I was talking about America.
Rape this super hot lesbian I know in every hole till she cries or rape my cheating ex in front of her current bf who she cheated on me with then kill him, probably both tbh
>>769198421
Killing spree, maybe some rape if I get my hands on some 13-16yo pussy. I'd go full edgelord tbh.
hide
>>769198620
Anon, did you have a bad time as a kid?
>>769215252
Do both.
