Secrets thread
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Secrets thread
>>769196435
It’s hard for me to even say this on an anonymous board but fuck it here goes....
I once had sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation
Straight male who sometimes faps to gay frottage videos
>>769197089
>straight
>faps to gay frottage vids
pick one
I really do like Andy Sixx log threads
>>769197426
I am straight. It’s a bedroom thing. If I’m horney sometimes I’ll jerk it to other men rubbing their dicks together. I would never want a relationship with another man or anything sexual. So yes straight
I find it gross anyone is ashamed of what they've done in life, I find the fact that this thread exist to be a disgusting feat of the human ego.
>>769197681
>I am straight
>I'll jerk it to other men rubbing their dicks together
you feel sexual atraction to men
you have the gay
>>769197681
>>769196435
I'm secretly building my own robot drones. A lot of drones.
Married and the works. But I secretly want to be meeting up with a skinny feminine white boy twink. I just don’t know if I could irl
>am bbc
>>769198017
send them to me pronto papi
I fap to underage girls but not cp. sometimes I will google a stock image of a child sucking a popsicle and jerk away
>>769198094
Difference between them??
I fap while listening to horrorcore and try to cum to my favorite part of the song.
Sometimes i fuck my gfs dog when shes not around
I go to massage parlors
It has become an addiction
>Kindergarten
>Showing class my peepee because I don't know it's wrong
>Teacher sees
>tells me to put it away and see him after school
>Has me show him after school, don't remember why
>touches it and tells me never to tell anyone
Still have never told my parents or family and I'm 20
>>769198428
Not judging just never been into beastiality myself. How is it ? How is it to fuck a dog seriously wanna know.
Had a MILF fuckbuddy. We’d fuck on her daughters bed while she wore her daughters clothes and did her makeup and hair like her daughter while I called her by her daughters name.
>>769198890
Omg my dick is starting to move thinking about that. You serious? Wow
>>769199003
Yup
>>769199054
How old was the daughter
still dont know how a site like omegle still exists
just blew a nine spurter for an eleven year old who was thirst as fuck for it
>>769199146
11 year old girl was into watching you nut?
i watch henti when im sad:,(
>>769198562
I would have molested you too
>>769196888
WOW YOU'RE SO DEGENERATE
Joke's old af mate
>>769199359
Video or text? Because if it's the latter I've got some news bud
I work at an animal shelter, and sometimes I stay late to finish up paperwork... i really just have sexy fun with the dogs. If we dont have any big enough to fuck, i eat them out and jerk off into their kibbles and bits
>>769199359
so into it she did everything I told her
> Be me
>Have overwhelming crush on my friend.
>She's a 10/10 in my books
>We're both into Anime, Marvel and we're artists.
>We both have the same offensive sense of humor
>We joke about gnarly shit like getting fisted by Thanos.
>She has no clue I'm into her.
>FeelBadMan.jpeg
>Too much of a pussy to ask her out.
>School ends for me in a week
>Probably not going to get her number.
>Cry
>Jack off to her Instagram photos afterwards.
Should I ask her out? If she rejects me our friendship will be awkward and she'll probably stop hanging our with me.
>>769199877
Ha. And the law says they can’t make decisions
>>769199920
stop being a pussy and just do ot
I'm watching the girl of my dreams walk away and its the most painful thing ive ever experienced before. For some context I'm engaged to an 8/10 puerto rican girl. Shes on the thicker side, shes got that whole hour glass figure going on thats trendy right now, an adorable face, DD's, and an ass to call home about it. We have been together for 8 years. We are a gaming couple as in we play A LOT of video games together. Basically the common links we share are the same exact friends, and both being complete nerds (games, anime, movies, music its all the same). I've never hated myself more in my life, as I am currently watching the love of my life leave. She's columbian and she's everything my fiance isnt. Skinny athletic body with this amazingly tiny butt, somehow with monster ttits and the sexiest smile I've ever seen in my life.
My fiance is immature, and is scared of confrontation on every level. Isabelle has been through a lot of fucked up stuff and matured fast, she also isnt afraid of shit. My fiance is very anal when it comes to sex (no pun intended), has no interest in anything at all aside from light rape-play and is very judgemental to other kinks. Isabelle is so sexually open it makes me ( a deeply fucked up person) feel like redemption is possible. My fiance is selfish, and doesnt have a thoughtful bone in her body. Isabelle is so deeply caring because shes been through so much, and always takes care of others first. My fiance is so closed off communications wise that I feel she doesnt even know who I really am after 8 years, or she doesnt care. Isabelle understands deeper parts of me that my fiance just doesnt even begin to see in me at all.
The worst part? Me and Isabelle are in love with each other (yes I know "being in love" is bullshit. But whatever that phase is thats where I'm at. She doesnt know that I feel the way I do, but she told me how she felt.
>>769199920
this isn't a secret. this is you whining about being a clueless 12 yr old pussy.
>>769199920
BRO!! Ask her out! If you dont you'll regret it for the rest of your life.
got a vasectomy at 21.
Don't tell women when we have sex.
Pull condom off half way through.
Cum in them if they don't realize.
Watch them panic for the next week or so.
I do this shit instead of eating cereal
>2010
>like this.
>cum in mouth.
>>769198890
Greentext time!
How it started and all that.
>>769200690
Woman with an iron deficiency
>>769200822
Boi how you get that so fast?
I’m not a cuck irl
But I have shared pics of my wife in exchange of stories about her fucking other men or being unfaithful to me, get me diamonds
>>769199920
you're in your own head too much. how old are you? if you're young i can understand because there is no such thing as "casual dating" when you're younger than like 17.
but if you're older than that you just gotta be casual about it. ask her if she wants to hang out together, and go do something. you don't have to tell you like her, but go do some activity alone together and be flirty. if she likes you back she'll respond to your advances. then just go from there.
>>769200758
Not much to greentext. We were fucking around the house going room to room naked. We got to her daughters room and I picked up a bra off the floor and tossed it to her telling her to put it on. When she did I went with it. The first time it was just bra and panties (dirty). It got more elaborate after that.
>>769196888
not only do we have this tread multiple times a day, we have this stupid reply to accompany it. such much losers
>I started fucking my boss about 6 months ago
>I started doing it because she is kinda cute, i kept doing it because she is a fucking freak on bed
>She is married, i have a gf
>She wants to leave her husband to be with me
>I don't want a relationship and theres no easy way to say it now, since she seems VERY serious about it (she already told her husband that they "have to talk")
Is there anything i can do that won't involve getting me fired, in a fight with her husband or me breaking up with my girl?
i definitely have untreated mental illness.
oh, and the only reason i survived a week long stretch last October is because they put suicide nets under the bridges on my college campus
>>769201194
No
You’re fucked man
There’s no win scenario on this
>>769201194
You're fucked, goodluck /b/rother
>>769201194
its a trap.
>>769201194
you could try lying to get away with it. deny the boss what she wants, and if she starts bothering you deny that any of it happened and report her to HR for sexual/workplace harassment.
>>769199146
yah, those young ones are into it bigtime, met some real sluts there always about 10-12, just crazy for cock...see girls out and about and know some of them are on there just by the way they check me out and shit...youngsters are horny little sluts
I've had sex with a 15 year younger girl right next to where my wife was sleeping.
>>769200211
TL;DR, puerto rican bitches be crazy, get out now
>>769201797
Greentext
My 17 year old sister slept with me in my bed one night and I rubbed one out while she was right next to me. I threw up the next day at work thinking about it and it gets me sick to this day.
>>769201348
this
>>769198508
Yeah, massages feel great. Nice and relaxing
>>769196796
Your point?
>>769202013
That's nothing
In teen years my gfs parents would only let me sleep over if her little brother (who looked up to me) could stay in the room with us. I would fuck the shit out of her while her while he slept next to us in the same bed.
It's not like you rubbed one out thinking about her. Did you?
When I was a younger athletic teen, I was flexible enough to lick the head of my own dick.
Never told anyone. Never kept trying.
>>769196435
accidentally love my best friend and i don't know what to do about it
>>769203475
Fuck her/him.
