Faces of /b/ and rate thread. Where do I stand?
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Faces of /b/ and rate thread. Where do I stand?
you're sitting, lad
You look good bro, 7/10
>>769190361
Solid 2/10 bro
r8 me
>>769190361
fucking incel lmao
>>769190361
wow you're ugly. get in shape for a hope in hell of anything
>>769190612
3/10
>>769190944
>>769190782
t. kissless virgins
>>769190760
10/10
rate me /b/
>>769191097
Retarded-and-underage/10
>>769190361
Paul Dano
>>769190612
Mark Wahlberg
>>769190424
Thanks
>>769190361
looking like with the confidence to post your face to be. you'll be fine
>>769191097
Marty Feldman
>>769191097
underage/10
>>769191143
>>769191097
no im above 18 just my disease makes me look young
imo 9.7/10
Me
Fuck my shit up.
>>769191097
Beluga
I admire the people itt that actually post a picture of themselves, I would never dare to. You are beautiful.
>>769191396
I'd give ya a 7/10 so I don't look gay. You seem like you could get a girl at the bar on a Friday night tho.
rate
>>769191097
Fetal alcohol syndrome?
>>769190989
ummm no, you are, and ugly.
Step aside it's mister west site.
>>769191980
Tri Poloski out of 10.
>>769191652
FeelsGoodMan
>>769191353
Larry Drake
Lol I'm a haker
>>769191396
Chris Pratt with the facial hair.
>>769191396
Buy a light bulb you insecure faggot
>>769191353
9/10 as in 9 or 10 years old tops
R8 m8
I'm underrated homie.
>>769192421
he looks nothing like chris pratt although he is pretty attractive
rate my D8
>>769192442
But I look better in the dark.
Great bate
>>769190361
haircut would do a lot for you and a beard. You need to have your hair up and shaved at the side to de emphasise your slightly undesirable facial shape.
>>769192794
Don't we all.
>>769192794
I begrudgingly tell you your pretty decent. Could do with a bit of facial hair though. You look a bit weak.
>>769192598
Sort your hair, grown beard - 7/10 well done
When insecure faggots post their best pics that don't represent their real looks just to feel temporarily better. Kek
>>769191353
fucking ugly little kid
>>769192545
5/10 moustache looks awful. Hair is a joke
>>769192992
My beard genetics are abysmal(I'm 27 so this is what I got). I've tried everything and the only thing I can almost rock is this look.
This is me eating a chicken tender (2018, colorized)
>>769192545
You look like a nice guy to hang out and have fun with, 7-8/10
>>769193220
When did you decide that you're not a man
>seeing all these tough keyboard knights
>>769193220
cant tr\ell if chick with bad hair or guy... so 4-5/10?
>>769190361
Why the long face, chum?
>>769193342
I still haven't decided
>>769193450
I deserve that. I ran out of shampoo so i tried to use bar soap
Pro tip: do not do that
>>769193220
I think your features well. Can't tell youre 16 or 25
>>769194180
Ages well
>>769192794
body pic?
suwoo
>>769194180
I get that a lot. I took a backpack into a corner store the other day and the cashier told me i need to have a parent with me next time i came in. Made it hilarious when i bought a pack of smokes and showed him im 25
>>769193220
Don't take a pic of yourself eating if you want to look attractive. Eating is not sexy.
>>769194462
In response to your opinion here is an older picture of me eating
>>769194312
Fix those face caterpillars.
>>769194620
what if i want them to have caterpillar babies
>>769194312
I want to stalk you. How should I go about doing that?
>>769194560
I wasn't trying to be mean. better to just be fucking ugly instead of fat and fucking ugly.
>>769194753
>>769190361
You're so fucking ugly
>>769194747
Well, I don't really leave the house, or have a job or friends, so I guess just respond to my 4chan posts with discomforting messages
>>769190612
>put on a shirt
>stop with the miserably failed sensual look
You look like you have no muscle and you got a very average face with a fat nose.
Get a better haircut, get fitter and you might be higher.
For now, you're a 4/10
rate these
>>769194820
I want to rub my butt on your pizza while it's your turn to play the gaymez and you're not paying attention. To the future, anon?
>>769194898
>respond with discomforting messages
but I already do that, and I don't leave my house or have any friends either! We are perfect for each other m'lady.
>>769194938
>implying id pay attention to games over pizza
I eat ass so its okay anyways. Also im out of pictures of me eating food so good night thread
>>769195032
Thats a dude
>>769194820
How about you take that vendetta you have for me and switch it to calories? They're what's making you look gross, not me.
>>769195098
>>769191396
only person here i'd talk to
>>769191396
looks like someone already did gotem
>>769195146
If I could shitpost away calories like I do fags like you I'd be a goddamn model
Why are you taking pics of my face as a personal attack though? I didnt know i had this power
>>769195098
shut ya ugly ass up
>>769195032
How were you planning on stalking me if you weren't even going to leave the house?
put some effort in, at least
>>769192598
arms are 90% fat, no jaw line and i can see your tits from here
>>769194560
Website in over 18's
>>769194747
>>769194898
>>769195032
Samefagging this hard
>>769195440
Im old enough to rent a car
>>769195394
FAT CHANCE, MAN HANDS
>>769195466
autism
>>769190612
Jordan?
>>769195112
Smokin hot
>>769195368
I don't feel attacked. Just was expressing my opinion that eating pics aren't as hot for me. I'm sure it's a popular fetish though so you win!
Congratulations, little piggy.
0/10
any of you cute girls wanna get a hotel or sum shit
>>769195546
Nice, even put the effort to photoshop the other (you)s away
>>769194916
I'd suck them 6/10
>>769195788
reread what I said
>>769190361
>glitched prices!!!! nons!
me and my girlfriend
>>769195394
I only leave the house to get beer, but with you - you can be my beer. I'll venture out and cross the seas just for you. And every night as I grow nearer, I will gaze into the sky, looking up at the stars, and think about our future together. It will be a glorious day, the night I capture you and bring you back to my cave. You'll hate me at first, call me crazy even, but you'll fall in love with me.
>>769194916
petite/10
>>769195705
I take pictures of me eating food to hide the awkward face i would otherwise make.
Heres a serious pic but wow im most of the serious posts on this thread and thats kinda fucking lame of me
Be gentle i'm shy /b/
>>769195994
Sodapoppin?
>>769195994
Lift some weights
>>769195942
you look like you have fetal alcohol syndrome and also the kind of low tier roastie to post on /b/. 5/10 i would fuck you tbh.
Point and laugh at my chest pls
>>769195994
i can see the pain in ur eyes anon
me and my mitchie poo
>>769195994
he's aged like a fine wine
>>769196055
Good thing I traded up in terms of my partner then. Beatin' the odds!
>>769195888
>this wouldn't even be the most abusive relationship i've ever been in
>>769195942
You look like you have fetal alcohol syndrome
>>769196095
>>769195994
>>769195761
I need to get off the internet because I know everything about these people's lives.
>>769196140
that's the spirit!
poggers in the chat bois
>>769190612
4/10, really bro get a haircut
>>769195368
>>769195942
Lovely <3
>>769195368
I think youre cute, and would share a pizza
actually me.
6'5, all american runningback and hard stuck bronze league
>>769196250
Fuck this dumb fat autist
>>769195994
would bully irl/10
>>769196155
>>769196055
Aw my eyes arent that far apart, are they?
>>769195942
Not your fault a lame seriousfag like me started fucking with your photogenic choices.
I like this one a lot more.
>>769196412
you look like lil xan with a vagina
>>769190361
behold /b/ it is I
fuck it dood im not a mofuckin pussy dood
>>769194916
Looks like a camgirl I follow
>>769196345
56% American.
>>769190612
You look like that dude working the checkout at Fred Meyers.
From santa fe whats poppin?
>>769196506
fake/10
Looking for a girlfriend in CA.
>>769195942
Wow you are fucking adorable
>>769196483
I just googled that person and they look like a cute little lesbian so I'll take it.
>>769196476
Thanks, and don't worry. Being contrarian for the fuck of it is part of the fun here.
Am I a pretty bi-racial?
I may have showered once this week. Love me?
Me and my lovely wife Enza.
>>769196492
why are there so many goofy pics of him?
>>769196622
Iceposeidon ft. Athene
>>769196762
Take a bath, you smelly hippy.
>>769196721
I'm a mix of snail and bird.
>>769196781
Show is all her holes
>>769190361
You look like your about to stand on a pile of bodies, future school shooter
>>769196576
all real,you virgin
Suppose I should get on this train of bad ideas.
>>769196344
Hahahaha do u think thats impressive?
>>769196506
I love you
>>769196922
come on now I'm not a virgin but why tf would a chick like that be browsing /b/.
again, not virgin. this is me
>>769196487
>>769196939
soy_intensifies.jpg
Me on the right
>>769196951
NEVER WENT LIVE
FUCK SAM PEPPER
Go easy
>>769196967
Yes
hey
>>769190612
I mean sure you look really good and you have great hair, but I feel like these are things you already know.
>>769195942
moar?
>>769190361
Do you have FAS?
I'm a badass, rate me /b/
>>769191342
Dysentary?
>>769197204
hey Carl what's up
>>769197029
ami pretty /b?
keeping it ten toes down fuck yall niggas
>>769197113
You're a big guy
>>769192545
I want to punch your face. I've never punched anyone before so you've accomplished something.
Lose the stash.
>>769197356
Thos pixels. Get a new camera nigger
>>769196538
You're sort of dude to try shoot up a school but miss everyone.
>>769192598
You're decidedly average; would not kick out of bed, though.
>>769192794
You look just fine.
>>769197477
didn't he kill 10 people tho?
shit happens so much, I dont even take note anymore.
be nice. i'm sensitive, you fucking faggots
>>769195942
I'd date the shit out of you
>>769190361
Terrible photo angle. Looks like anon has no brain case. Take better picture, anon.
2/10 Would not bang.
>>769197429
I fly a little more good than others.
>>769196250
You look like Mario had a baby with Bowser then they beat it with a flag.
>>769195112
I can smell the nicotine from here.
>>769190612
Looks slavic. Nose will only get wider and larger with age.
4/10 Would not bang.
>>769196345
You have to run when your mom fucks niggs
>>769195368
Do you have a pee pee or va jay jay?
>>769191097
8 yr old Gtfo underage
>>769192794
Wise words
>>769192794
you're so average but not it makes me swoon
idk what it is but it works, do you anon. do you.
Me and my off and on girlfriend of 3 years.
>>769196616
>Rape charges pending
>>769191353
Gtfo underage
>>769197906
rat
>>769197329
I wanted to add [soy intensifies] but i cant add text on mobile
Enjoy
>>769195886
Photoshopped?
Fuck me up
>>769191396
Try taking a picture in the light.
>>769196345
You fucking Ninja turtle motherfuck
>>769196059
You should stop smoking. You're going to go downhill fast.
>>769190361
wtf are you part of the Bogdanoff clan?
R8 plz
Benis
>>769197355
Nice dubs, ugly
>>769191980
Shouldn't you be squatting somewhere?
>Tfw there's a bunch of ugly fags on 4chan
>this thread
>>769196616
You look like a douchebag.
Tear me a new asshole
>>769192545
Ordinary bro
6/10 Would bang.
r8 oh pls thank
>>769198000
here
>>769192794
I think?
>>769190361
Test
>>769192598
You're too young to be having a dad bod, dude.
Op here, why is everyone being so hurtful? Am I really that bad? I know you 4channers are harsh but seriously.
>>769192794
Ordinary bro. 7/10 Would bang.
>>769197957
I'll save your contribution to my phone since you invested time into it.
>>769197906
I can practically see the drama clouds above you, with the drama hawks waiting to swoop down on your relationship.
