/b/ we have discovered an island and we're building a city
Dubs make laws
All niggers are to be executed by firing squad
All laws made must also get trips for final confirmation, excluding this law.
>>769186544
No jews, niggers, or Muslims.
niggers arent people
roll
>>769187329
Anyone who posts "roll" must be tased on the dick
buildings can only be made out of shit
>>769187539
Nice try, goyo
>We all gonna die tonight!
Good think I don't get dubs
>>769187131
Grande mi general.
If niggers, jews, spics, or chinks set foot on the island they are hung or lynched appropriately.
>>769186544
diapers are a requirement for newfags to see who we must disrespect.
>>769186544
We need to all masturbate to pic related every morning.
>>769187989
second this.
>>769188022
check em
>>769186544
The island flag is a giant black cock
no girls allowed
It's gonna be a no from me dawg
dying is illegal so noone dies
>>769186544
no faggots/traps
>>769188169
Haha 69
Everyone has to be a Muslim
>>769186544
no fucking mexicans
lets make sex illegal
>>769188333
Yes, God.
Only midgets with dicks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s90NUW4RSJU
>>769188333
>>769186697
Re roll
>>769188333
Dammit
>>769186544
Traps are legally certified as gay.
All women are slaves to men, they are not people and can't have any clothes on at any time
>>769186544
All furries are to be gassed like jews. (This also applies to bronyfaggots)
>>769189150
What about the ugly ones?
>>769189232
I second this.
Any laws made before this law are now reversed, so the opposite is true.
I don't think im checked :(
>>769188169
the government is the Cool Kids Club and its only rule to enter is no anime
indentured servitude is legal but with a maximum term of 10 years
no traps
all citizens must participate in the yearly public masturation in the nearest starbucks in at max 10 minutes ago
guns are illegal except hunting rifles and shotguns which are hard to get and highly regulated
no sneezing
weed and mdma are legal, dmt is available 1x per week per customer in licensed churches
>>769189979
wow then noone would get ill good idegro my negro
the national currency will be dildos
>>769187982
So, an island full of white people who are scared of people a different color than they are.
Seems like a win win.
swallow thy mans seed lest ye be tossed to the curb
>>769186544
No niggers allowed
if a woman is to refuse a mans sexual advancements she must eat his shit before it is considered sexual harassment
all citizens must vote for Hillary Clinton
being gay, or a trap is punishable by public beheading
If niggers, or beaners want to live in our city they are required to be castrated, and are subject to a daily examination of the anus, and genitals. No exceptions.
If any subhuman, such as niggers, jews, or beaners show any sign of aggression. They will be forced to reply to this post or your mother will die in her sleep
military service is mandatory and the average citizen is required to serve for at least two years
also no traps, and pedophiles are to receive capital punishment
the mayor has the power to humiliate any citizen at any given time in any way that he sees fit that does not involve direct physical harm that may result in the death of the person
>>769190888
>>769186544
check em
check ´em
check that
check em meme
check em.
check this
check em:
>>769191531
you're just embarrasing yourself
Any girl over the age of six is killed immediately
>>769191577
check me
checck em
check meme
>>769191577
>that get
>You're just embarrassing yourself
Also the age of consent is 65
Rolling check em
>>769186544
All niggers must have their balls removed can't have them shitskins breeding with white women now can we all niggers must be tagged with gps tracking chip and kept on a leash if they steal anything they have to be put down if they touch white women shot on site
all water is replaced by gatorade
>>769187131
lobbying for this
>>769191727
check em
Males can be the only ones to get pregnant. Must carry baby to term in anus.
Any involvement with traps will result in execution
The internet cannot be accessed on any personal computers. Browsing this board only allowed on mobile devices. Also mandatory pizza time
Freedom of speech for straight white men.
>>769191801
WATER SUCKS!
GATORADE IS BETTER.
Women are barred from using toilets; they have to pee in public on the sidewalk
Loli's are accepted
people are only allowed to eat each other's shit, if anyone is found eating their own shit, they wil be punished by being allowed to be raped by anyone
Heterosexual marriage is now a felony.
>>769191934
Reroll
the only pets allowed are scorpions
no feggits allowed
The only acceptable sources for school and college papers are from Wikipedia.
By this law only quads can make laws now
>>769192411
fuck you nigger
>>769192411
repealed
>>769192411
Fuck you ruined it
no masturbating allowed
>>769192411
singles make laws now
>>769192411
People [spoiler] like this man [/spoiler] can become a 3rd class citizen by attaining the title of HONORARY NEGGUR
>>769186544
Lolis will be distributed to any home that wants one and the Loli Administration Department (LAD) Will check up on them.
Loli rules are as follows:
-Lolis must be given a private space, it could be a cage you can't really see into or their own private room.
-They must have meals twice a day consisting of a fruit, a vegetable, and a main course of rice. These will be given to you every month in stock.
-You may not beat your loli in the facial area or around the torso, buttocks and down is fine though but you cannot beat them extremely hard. This is to prevent medical damages.
-You may not abandon your loli in the road and your loli will have a tag implanted in them to make sure that it is just for you.
-If we must take away your loli for lab experiments you may get another for 50% off the price. Failure to hand it over may result in death for you.
>>769192897
Reroll.
>>769186544
blowjob with swallow for any man by any woman or women on command of either.
>>769192897
Rereroll.
>>769186544
Elliot Rodger is resurrected and crowned as the True Supreme Gentleman
>>769192897
REEEEEroll
i am the only one who makes laws here
Every time you bust a nut you have to yell “Whoops, here comes the goo!” then start grunting and making tim allen noises
>>769186544
i am the emperor of the sun
Every person male or female with a last name beginning with E, L, or X must be taken captive from two months old and raised as a slave to me.
Women make new babies, men are put to work as farmers until they die.
>>769192411
Guys 3333 is coming up we have a chance
This law is now hereby repealed
>>769193129
Reroll
dubs make laws again
>>769186544
All laws created by dubs are reversed.
Trips becomes mayor.
All dubs shall be executed
>>769186544
All singles are virgins
>>769186544
POST NUMBER REVERSED DUBS CAN NOW POST
Every woman that has a last name beginning with A, B, C, D, or X (nobody may change their last name and the woman gets to give their last name to the child) must be taken captive until they are thirteen years old (they will all have special collars with their mother's handprint on it) and be basically raped and then either given back to their mother or put to work on a farm depending on what a wheel lands on.
>>769193395
Reroll.
>>769193299
That's some oof right there som
All women are required to have sex with every minority man in town before they even engage in conversation with a single wh*toid,
>>769192956
reroll
>>769193571
Reroll
Every woman at birth has a 50% chance of getting taken away and then basically becoming a sex slave until the age of 18 where they work on a farm until death of exhaustion.
>>769193738
Reroll
everyone must own a monkey. Each week a monkey fight tournament is held. Those with the strongest monkeys become part of the government.
>>769188412
roll
Whites only
NO fucking normies. If a normie wants to come ashore, they have to renounce their normieness, not just in word but also in action. They must live for two months on a denormization boat and pass a test afterward. Likewise, if any anon wishes to become a normie, they may do so after they GTFO. They will be presented with a complimentary 10 piece tendies and then they must leave by raft. Also it's illegal to not check 'em.
>>769193133
rolll
Every woman born in December will be taken away and become either a sex slave or a lab subject.
>>769193866
Nice
>>769193963
reroll
>>769194000
Fuck yeah trips.
Kill all Non NiGgas
only interracial marriages are allowed
>>769186544
This will be a society without currency, you shall pay for goods and services by putting your peepee in someone's poopoo, keeping women in their place.
There's a strict ban on assault rifles an high capacity magazines
>>769194133
nice
>>769194167
rolling, but Guns are only capable of shooting one bullet at all.
>>769186544
Only niggas allowed
>>769194000
Amend that. Every girl, regardless of her date of birth, when she goes through puberty, will be evaluated to see if she has anything else to offer the island besides her body and if so, she will be free to go do as shes wishes. Obviously most will fail this. You had one job, anon. Nice trips, though.
>>769190888
all of this shit is cancelled
>>769194472
This anon must be executed as a warning to all faggots.
>>769194542
Rolli/pol/i
>>769194542
gay nigro
all anons have to straight up play with their gf doodoo to nut they arent allowed to nut any other way
>>769194374
Nope. My trips, my rules. Every woman in December becomes a sex slave or if she doesn't wanna do that she can be a test subject where she's subjected to cruel but very helpful experiments and then we become the most powerful and knowledgable city in the world!
>>769194998
You're being totally unreasonable right now. All women must be granted no rights unless they prove themself equal to men.
>>769195202
No, only the women in December because why the actual fuck not? The other ladies can become translators and scientists and things that will help us advance even more. I'm just singling out a small group so we don't have to focus entirely on a large group. The smaller the group, the less money we have to spend and we could even have some female scientists who work mainly on figuring out if they should start earlier or later on tests on a certain child's life.
Donal Trump isn't allowed
>ladies
>becoming any of those things
Have you met a single woman in your life, anon? Dubs and this anon is forcibly transitioned and made into a tranny slave along with all women.
Only clones of Hitler shall be permitted on the island.
>>769195861
Then it'd be a ghost island because, sadly, I don't think the fuhrer had any clones.
All dubs in this thread, other than this one, are now null and void.
>>769195939
any underage girl can be married
we can eat tendies for breakfast and only until 12:00 you can eat something else
I rule this land and only i make the laws.
all you feggits send for your sisters then gtfo
>>769196133
As you wish, sire.
Law #1 - No laws ahahdfkljsalkfjdsl
>>769186544
If dubs only quints can make laws.
>>769188333
If you break this rule you are sentenced to death
