Fucking pizza delivery people are getting more greedy. i ordered a large pepperoni pizza like i usually do (which is around 21-22 dollars) and when this shaggy mother fucker gets here and lazily pulls out my pizza, i hand him 30 bucks and was about to walk away with it without even asking if i wanted to tip him. This isn't even one time either, domino's, Caesars, and some local places too. i can't be the only one that this is happening too.
>>769185146
Probably because cheap pieces of shit like you refuse to give people their livelihood.
>>769185146
>paying cash
>2018
What's the deal Anon, why are you such a faggot?
>>769185256
i dont get tips and i manage, your point is?
>>769185256
You can put tips up your ass faggot. Why don't you tip the baker when you buy bread? Or you can tip the busdriver.
Tips are for when the service was good not just because you do your job
I worked at Domino's pizza as a delivery driver for 3 years. We get paid 16$ an hour plus tips. Believe me......we are fucking greedy.
>>769185907
>hurr durr I don't understand that tips are a convention of the service industry and that their wages are predicated upon being supplemented by tips
>I'm a poor faggot that can't afford to tip
>I'm also a slob that can't cook his own food but I don't have the common decency to adhere by the social contract the rest of us do
You're a loser through and through
>>769186304
Hurr durr im an american and I can't give decent wages so I let the consumer pay the rest of their wages
>>769186558
>not understanding that tipping is a mutually beneificial system for customers, businesses and servers
enjoy your sharia law tho
>>769186304
>convention of the service industry
this is why you dropped out
>>769186852
>assumptions
is this the part where you roleplaying having a high paying job?
>>769186945
this is the part where i ask for my change back.
>>769186729
Get fucked in the ass and then tip your bf how's that sound?
>>769187113
I'd like extra big mac sauce on my burger, and make sure the fries are fresh.
>>769186304
Your post justifies the years i've gone not tipping anyone. Entitled shitter.
>>769185256
>cheap pieces of shit like you refuse to give people their livelihood.
8 dollar tip on top of his minimum wage?
Are you fucking retarded?
You want that lazy fuckboy making more hourly than OP?
>>769187328
>entitled
that's ironic coming from someone who is too cheap to pay for the services they enjoy
>>769187458
21-22$ = payment for service anon, how are you this retarded?
>19.95
>plus tip
>>769187458
He's paying for them.
He's paying your boss and business owner for the cost of the food.
Whether a lowly food service staff member's work was valid enough for them to earn a handout from someone better than them is up to the choice of the customer, not the entitled faggot who couldn't do more with their life.
Why can't they just tack on 15% to the total price and have the employeer pay their employees more? Shit makes no sense.
>>769187512
>plus tip
>>769187227
I think you're mad because you have to tip everyone.
How do you even afford going to a doctor? It's expensive enough as it is without tipping the doctor and nurses
>>769187626
What you just said is also gay as fuck though.
Lel
Tipping people.
I pay by card.
£19.99 for large pizza, garlic bread, wedges and cookies.
I'm not the drivers employer. If he/she has a problem with her wages then he/she needs to speak to their employer about it.
>>769187580
tl;dr
how does it feel being a cheap piece of shit? I hope everything you ever eat is spit in, or worse
>>769187877
Hey give me some money, don't be cheap
>>769187660
Affording it or not isn't the issue. It's not about being cheap.
That's just weak attack that strays from the actual discussion and a cheap tactic to make people tip out of fear of judgement.
The core of the argument is THE CUSTOMER is in no way responsible for making up any cost of your salary.
A gratuity is a fucking gratuity, plain and simple. You're not entitled to it, I'm not obligated to give it.
I will if I receive exceptional service, of course.
But anything bare minimum or less deserves the shit pay by the hour they're receiving.
>>769187877
He's right though anon.
Most lazy stoner delivery boys are making about 12-15$/hr after tips.
That's already more than enough.
OP's 9$ tip would have put that little nigger at 19$ just from that one tip after one hour of DRIVING around smoking pot.
You people are kidding yourselves if you think these kids deserve a tip, they need to learn to get more from their bosses.
>>769187966
I agree, fuck those entitled beggars. If you want a tip then you need to deserve it
>>769187387
You do realize that servers and delivery drivers have a minimum wage that is half of the standard, and that no place ever pays above that, right?
It’s a fucked in system that passes the buck away from the employers, but it’s here to stay. You can be an asshole to those trying to make a living if you want, but it doesn’t change the facts.
>>769185146
Calling 100% bullshit, Little Caesars has never delivered. Go spread your anti-tipping nonsense somewhere else.
>>769188274
>You do realize that servers and delivery drivers have a minimum wage that is half of the standard
No, they don't you little weasel. That's not the mandatory, so don't sit here claiming it's a fact.
Most kids I knew who delivered pizzas for years when we were kids made full Min wage + tips = 15$/hr average by the end of the week.
WAY MORE THEN THEY DESERVED FOR JUST DRIVING THEIR MOMS CAR SMOKING WEED ALL NIGHT.
pay debit like a normal human. then you can give 0 tip or whatever. i usually round up a few dollars and cents so its an even $30 or $35 etc.
>>769185962
You never worked a day in your life, otherwise you'd know the fucking dollar sign goes before the amount.
>>769188187
>I justify my shitty behavior by vilifying the person I'm being shitty to
What a piece of shit you are
>>769185962
um fuck you, i worked driving for Domino's in 2011-2012 and made $2 UNDER MINIMUM WAGE. $5.15 or something plus tips plus 30¢ a mile, still wasn't much...what fucking Domino's did YOU work for dipshit
>>769188274
Not my fault your dumb as shit and your only source of income is shit job with shit pay. Maybe next time pay attention in class. You have to earn your worth.
>>769188566
I tip you little nigger.
I'm just stating the facts buck.
>>769188593
he didn't. he's a faggot false flagger
>>769186304
>I'm a poor faggot that can't afford to tip
>I’m a poor faggot that has to beg for tips
>>769188593
I literally know like 20 kids who used to deliver and every single one of them made full min wage + tips.
You played yourself for taking such an ass raping job, moron.
You then pawned off your butt hurt on the customer.
>>769187275
Said the pizza delivery kid
>>769185146
If you're too much of a cheapskate to tip, then why are you even getting pizza delivered? Sounds like you're just shitty with money. Try cooking your own food you lazy faggot.
>>769188420
I own 2 little Caesars.
We did in fact deliver, as my first job ever was a delivery driver there.
It's entirely up to individual franchisees if they want to offer delivery. Depending on the% of your sales that are made up by "hot-n-ready"'s, it might be a waste of time, so I assume most don't.
I know a few franchisees that do, and "skip the dishes" and the like (Uber for food) is likely to result in all LC's delivering, as it completely removes the annoyance of it from the owner/staff.
So, yeh, yur wrong.
>>769188766
8-9$ tip is ridiculous for the fuckboy delivery stoner to assume is for him.
>>769188274
>You can be an asshole to those trying to make a living
>those trying to make a living
>trying to make a living
You shouldn’t try to make a living delivering pizzas. That’s a job high school/college kids should be doing
>>769187275
Special sauce. It's called special sauce.
>>769188274
> It’s a fucked in system
Which by design, not only eventually will, but rightfully should collapse.
> that passes the buck away from the employers
Having awareness of this should make one less inclined to tip, not more.
You're literally acknowledging the fucked up scheme of a game they're playing while willfully playing it. Call me a cheap asshole if you wish, but I refuse to contribute to a rigged system that willfully cheats both the customer and the employee for the additional personal gain of the owner.
These standards aren't set in stone and there are so many options for workers to unite or individually make the point to not stand for that sort of unequal pay directly from their employer for their work, if they're willing to accept the shitty standards and labour for a payment that they know is less than livable and entirely dependent on the bleeding hearts of strangers trumping logic, well, that is in no way my problem nor does it make me obligated to conform to a custom I see as a scam on multiple levels.
You can be an asshole to those trying to make a living if you want, but it doesn’t change the facts.
>>769188766
If you get a pizza delivered you’re gonna pay a delivery fee. Therefore you already paid for that service. Quit being a faggot and get a real job
>>769188750
i literally know like 40 kids who used to work the same job you do and still managed to drop a load on your moms tits on their lunchbreaks every day for five centuries
>>769189129
Why are you getting mad about it?
I guess the truth is hurting your fee fees.
>>769189129
>the same job you do
I've never worked delivery, by the way, I always had a real job.
>>769185146
Jesus Fuck, use a coupon or special so you're not blowing $20 on a lousy large pepperoni pizza. That's your real problem.
You can go pick up a large 3 topping at Domino's for $7.99 and no tip.
>>769185256
Americans subsidising employee payments. You're all cucks.
>>769188972
Listen to this privileged little bitch boy. You probably voted for trump too.
>>769188784
You're lying out of your ass. I was eating Little Caesars pizza in 1994 before you were even born.
>>769189582
this
https://www.cnbc.com/2017/05/31/why-little-caesars-doesnt-need-delivery-to-compete-in-the-restaurant-industry.html
>>769189262
im trying to illlustrate your pathetic grasping at straws trying to agitate people you don't know with shit you know nothing about.
you were probably in middle school when i was slingin pies so
>>769186304
> dumb americans can't figure out that their $5 pizza should be $8 in order to pay proper eages.
> apparently too dumb to figure out that they are paying $8 per that pizza once they tip.
Little Caesars in my area is charging $4.00 now. I refuse to tip at this point. The drivers collect the whole fee. If my order is only 10 - $11 I'm already paying almost half of that just to get it here. With tip I'm paying almost double. Nope.
>>769189807
>$5 pizza
lmao who's a fucking retard?
>>769189483
>calls me priviledged for having a real job
Nice try jamal
>>769189534
I'm not in europe nigger. And if i was, it would be poland. Good luck to non whites there.
>>769189892
We have $5 pizzas here at dominos at AU prices. Granted they are very basic, but the actual cost wasn't the point faggot.
>>769189904
How is that soul-deadening cubicle where you scrape together $40k a year to afford your one bedroom apartment 2001 honda civic and your cat?
>>769189858
> the drivers collect the whole fee
is that a fact? im genuinely curious because most "delivery fees" don't go to the driver
>>769189858
Little caesar's does not deliver. Why do you insist on lying?
>>769189803
>grasping at straw
>you were probably in middle school when i was slingin pies so
lol
Well Grandpa, times have changed. Like I stated above, I knew about 20 people who delivered when we were in our teens, not me, I worked for the family business. My buddies all delivered pizzas, every single one of them made 8-9$/hr +tips. When we'd ask them how much they make, they say about 15$/hr average by the end of the week.
I don't care if you took a ridiculous job for 2$/hr for some cheap skate, that not the law, they aren't FORCED to pay you 2-5 dollars, you moron.
I also know plenty of girls who used to wait tables, only a fraction of them made 5$/hr as opposed to the min wage.
You got willfully robbed and you're now lashing out at me over nothing.
>>769190226
This. I don't understand the mindset of people. No one is forcing you into that job. If you value yourself less than what you should, that is your issue.
>>769190150
enjoy being below the poverty line
listen fuckos
drivers for franchised fuckhead pizza places are like your waiter at any restaurant that doesn't use 3 ingredients in its entire menu.
waiters/waitresses make nothing hourly - yes, NOTHING. They are paid about a buck an hour, biweekly. Tips are their entire livelihood.
now, pizza drivers use their own vehicles, under their own mandatory insurance regardless if your state even requires it, and see NONE of the delivery surcharge their bosses add to the total the customer pays. they're LUCKY to make a quarter or 40¢ per mile - what do taxis charge, five times that? - but are routinely paid well under federal minimum wage, so tips are part of the stupid song and dance.
that said, braindead spergs that don't offer your proper change back like in OPs situation, should be somewhere far away from customer service and sat somewhere pushing a button on an assembly line somewhere
>>769190613
Oh I see, the only marketable skill you have is keeping a vehicle on the road and guzzling cock behind truck stops. Now I'm impressed.
>>769190630
> tl;dr
You have to give lowlifes who settled for mediocrity handouts because they willingly allowed themselves to get played for suckers at their jobs.
>>769190630
>waiters/waitresses make nothing hourly - yes, NOTHING. They are paid about a buck an hour, biweekly.
LIAR, your employer is allowed to do that to you according to the law, NOT ALL EMPLOYERS.
see
>>769190226
>>769188274
Not true. If they don't make federal min wage in tips, the employer is required to pay it.
>>769190630
>waiters/waitresses make nothing hourly
then you probably shouldn't be working there then buddy
>>769190708
E-tech for propetro nigger. If you had and worthwhile skills you woudn’t be complaining about your shitty wages
>>769190630
> I entered into shit employement
> substitute my incone cause my employer is a faggot
Stop taking these jobs morons. If people would stop tipping or taking these underpaid/tip posions, these jobs would start paying people properly and adjust their menu prices over night. But nah, more faggots just keep taking these jobs.
>>769185460
cash is untaxed... duh.
>>769190972
The tip is not the problem, it’s the idea that these mongs deserve a $10 tip for delivering a pizza or two
>>769189582
Welp, dunno what to tell you.
I was a delivery driver at lc's, and personally now own 2.
So, you're just wrong.
Doordash little caesars, google it.
Just one example.
I dunno why you're so hung up on this, it's ok to be wrong.
>>769190630
How is that my problem? I pay for my food I ain't your boss. And 2$/hour? Why would you even accept a job like that
>>769189582
>>769189786
you're too young to legally be here. like every other fast food corporate chain of anything that has ever existed... franchises are a thing. learn2learn.
>>769190964
If you're making so much cash mr. truck driver, one would think you could afford to leave a proper tip
>>769185146
Bro that's why you come in prepared with "Can I get x amount back?" That way there's no awkward moment. Most humans do it like this, which is probably why they assume you're just giving them the money.
>>769191382
Give me money you faggot or are you some kind of cheapskate?
>>769191197
I son't think they deserve it. But it is expected because the employer is a faggot and doesnt pay correct wages. So tips are expected to make up the difference.
>>769191343
>durr hurr franchises
franchises still operate based on specifications of the parent company dipshit. what are you like 22 pretending to be a learned man?
>>769191382
>e-tech
>truck driver
I don’t have a problem leaving a tip if you’ve earned it, but don’t expect a tip for just doing your job you nigger
>>769191343
This, has to be young or un-knowledgeable about business.
>>769189858
>The drivers collect the whole fee
they do not. i mean its fine, that is a ridiculous fee. but don't lie to yourself.
>>769185146
>delivery
I have no patience for deliverymen. Unless absolutely necessary I prefer to pick up my orders.
>>769191466
Honestly dude, most kids that come to my door ask me that question, not the other way around.
>>769191553
Cheap piece of shit.
>>769191482
Exactly, if you (the customer) don’t think they’ve earned/deserve a tip, then you shouldn’t be expected to tip
>>769191578
This, has to be samefag op still trying to spread his jew bullshit about tipping.
LITTLE CAESAR'S HAS NEVER DELIVERED. THEY HAVE ALWAYS BEEN CARRY-OUT ONLY.
>>769191610
Keep on crying, just don’t let your tears fall on the next pizza you have to deliver
>>769190630
>drivers for franchised fuckhead pizza places are like your waiter at any restaurant that doesn't use 3 ingredients in its entire menu.
By law the employer is required to make sure their wage + tips equals minimum wage, granted if they lie about their tips so the employer is constantly having to make up the difference they'll be fired for being a shitty server, and rightfully so.
>>769191744
The hilarious thing is that I'm not even a pizza delivery driver, yet you've spent this entire thread trying to disparage "my job."
This thread needs more Mr. Pink.
>>769191719
op here, nope just posting images to fuel the tipping fire
>>769191538
Uh, no. The corporate head has core regulations that are as loose as possible, as to actually attract business people to buy in.
The vast majority of the day to day and operations are the complete control of the individual owner.
Being a part of franchise is fundamentally a bunch of individual owners pooling their resources to afford things like TV ads that costs 100's of thousands of dollars.
For instance, I CAN buy my menus from LC corporate and take part in their special offers (Notice how "at participating locations" is always at the bottom of the ad?") OR I can print my own menu's and do my own deals.
Usually it's better to just join the corporate deal, because they're usually based on temporary cost reductions (Like the supplier has a surplus of bacon that will go bad in a few months, it's on sale, we buy it all and offer a big bacon pizza deal).
Anyway, you're not a business man, stfu.
>>769191892
Uh huh, okay mr. entrepeneur roleplayer.
>>769191719
Then why with one little search can I find a location that advertises delivery on the menu?
>>769191856
Keep being jewish and spreading the bullshit.
Next thing you'll say is you had 6 million pizzas delivered by a non-delivering company.
>>769191719
Ya they did.
>>769191814
>assuming I think pizza delivery drivers are worthless
It’s a good job for high school kids trying to get some cash, not a fucking adult trying to make a living. I also doubt you’re doing anything worthwhile as a career if you’re complaining that you don’t get tipped enough
Hokay, so.
Ive tried explaining why tips are necessary to drivers. The overwhelming response from probably the same 2 jew faggots has been "dont work that job idiot"
so, you don't want any more pizza delivery drivers, and you'd rather pick it up yourselves, right?
then fuck off already
>>769185146
Are you retarded, $21-22 for a single pepperoni pizza?
Way too much.
>>769192170
>trying to subvert the topic
>>769192293
they're just lazy, entitled cunts that think they should get food spoonfed to them and not have to pay for the services that are being provided to them>
>>769192293
If the market deems them unnecessary then yes, there won’t be any delivery drivers
>>769191598
>>769190158
Yes, it is a fact at least in my area. The driver gets the whole fee. They clean up on a busy night. I've even gone on a ride along with a guy who use to deliver for them. That's how he figured out how much money he was going to end up with. $3.50 (at the time) x however many deliveries (never less than like 25 on a slow night)
Dude would make a few hundred bucks a night on decently busy days. Do not be fooled.
>>769192425
i deem you unnecessary
so, be no more
>>769191538
it's not that strict. the product and image have to meet specs but thats about it. the owners own the property and handle the business. pizza places especially have a lot of leeway.
Corporate stores are where drivers are treated like waiters and paid the absolute minimum required. The privately owned stores out the country where one store might serve a couple counties might pay the driver a nice 10, 11 bucks an hour (still expecting a tip of course) cause shits far away. ...dipshit.
>>769192509
Nope, still making money. The way things are going I might make even more this year
>>769192293
then why rely on tips then your employer paying you a reasonable salary? we're not responsible for how much you make, just for how much the pizza cost.
>>769192376
>being a jew with no retort.
>>769192490
First job was delivering pizza.
At the time I was driving a geo metro that got 55mpg, gas was 69 cents a litre, and I made 2.50 per delivery + tips. I'd do 20+ deliveries a night, 6 days a week. 50 bucks minimum from pay, and MINIMUM 50 bucks in tips. Bad nights, 100$ a night, good nights, 200$ +.
It was fucking ballin in highschool.
A driver that busts his ass, can make good money.
>>769192490
Should note that the dude was a maniac. Had no problem busting fat u-turns, doing 80 in a 45 etc. Would walk out to the car with 2 giant stacks of pizza and get down. Rinse. Repeat for 8 hours.
Nobody gives a fuck that you pizza boys are too lazy to unionise and demand a proper wage. You idiots blame people for not tipping while your boss thinks you're fucking retarded, because for some reason you don't expect him to pay you.
>>769192722
>55mpg
>69 cents a litre
>mixed measuring systems
I don’t believe anything you say
>>769192896
Are you questioning whether they made the Geo Metro in Europe? Because I am.
>>769187508
you could go pick it up yourself, and it would be 21-22$ without tip. but no...you want someone to lounge your sweet anus and hand deliver it to you. theres a price for that work...
>>769194224
and when i say lounge, i mean tounge
fuck pizza
>>769194253
>tounge
try again, dipshit.
>>769194394
help me out. i'll tip you.
>>769192896
I'm canadian.
We used mixed measuring for everything, as we're attached to the states but actual sales are done in metric.
Our dricer's licences have M for height, but in conversation we use feet and inches.
It's just the way it is.
I order pizzas and I don't tip mostly because of the fucking driving fee. I don't understand why anyone should tip for someone doing their jobs. If anything they should be the one tipping us, its because of us they have a job. One day I ordered 3 large and the guy came on time, I was nice enough to give him a buck tip. He gave me this cockeyed look. Fuck it next time its nothing. Deliver the damn pizzas and don't complain
>>769186304
Poorfag with no prospects detected
>>769185146
This is more about how you're being a bitch and less about how he is being greedy. I agree that entitlement is rampant. But you need to toughen the fuck up. I ordered Dominos the other day, shit was like 19 and some change. I gave the dude $25 and asked for some parm... he told me he would have to charge me. I said, I'm good... but I need 2 of those dollars back please. Fucking sent him on his way feeling like a bitch cause he was gonna charge me for 5 packs of parm. Stupid faggot. lol.
>>769185146
I regularly give that much of a tip to my pizza deliver boy, but then he also gets my tip.
>>769185146
>21-22 dollars
>for a single large pizza
How the fuck are you paying so much?
>>769194592
Ahh I see
>>769195773
Maybe it has multiple jizz toppings?
>>769194592
Hello fellow Canadian. What province (or territory) are you from?
I can corroborate what you've said about switching between metric and imperial.
Weights and heights (especially for people) tend to use lbs and feet.
Distances, temperatures, and most other measurements tend to get metric.
Hard liquor is often sold in 750mL bottles, but we then measure it in ounces.
ENTERING TIPPING THREAD FOR THE 34198130th TIME TO EXPLAIN TO RETARDS HOW TIPPING AND WAGES WORK:
In several states in the US, employers are required by law to pay employees the state-mandated minimum wage regardless of how many tips that employee received. In some states, this can be as high as $15 an hour, which still has to be paid in addition to tips.
In all the other states, employers are legally obliged to pay employees the state-mandated minimum wage, but they may deduct tips from this amount until they are paying a minimum of ~$3 an hour.
Anyone claiming that people only make $2-3 an hour is either retarded or a liar. It is against the law for anyone to work for you and make less than minimum wage. If an employees tips plus the minimum of ~$3 an employer is allowed to pay tipped employees does not match or go above minimum wage, the employer must make up the difference.
Nobody has ever legally made less money than minimum wage because you decided not to tip. Don't listen to lying faggots.
>>769197391
>If an employees tips plus the minimum of ~$3 an employer is allowed to pay tipped employees does not match or go above minimum wage, the employer must make up the difference.
This is a awkward sentence.
>>769189892
Retarded faggot
>>769198634
what he's basically saying is if the employee doesn't make up his wage in tips, the employer has to pay for the difference.
but i don't think most delivery drivers understand that.
>>769197096
Liquor is sold in ml everywhere...
lmao thread is asking for CP pizza links
MODSS!!!
REPORTED
>>769185146
MODSSS!!!!
>>769199192
>>769199211
>hey guys do i fit in yet??
>>769199192
>>769199211
Shut the fuck up before I shut you the fuck up nigger
>>769199007
I understood what he was saying. I was just pointing out the awkward phraseology used.
I have a Master's degree in douchebaggery.
>>769199418
kill yourself pedo fuck
>>769197391
this is actually incorrect. I as a server made 5 bucks an hour, as a driver for dominoes I made 6. Minimum wage was close to 8 am hour. But figuring in tips I made about 9 am hour both jobs. All tips are legally supposed to be claimed for taxes. Bosses do not have to make up the difference. However, if you want more money find a different job
>>769185146
Caesars doesn't deliver you lying faggot
>>769185786
Car, insurance, gas. You probably live in Calfornia where all this shit is even more expense and he doesn't pay taxes on the cash, which is the only way he can afford to live close enough to your neighborhood to delver your fucking pizza.
>>769185146
Haha I order pizzas to be brought to my house almost every week and I never tip because I'm selfish and only care about myself + friends and family
There's absolutely nothing you can do about it cuck, its more money for me now that I broke out of the tipping system
>>769199944
https://www.dol.gov/whd/regs/compliance/hrg.htm#3
>If an employee’s tips combined with the employer’s direct wages of at least $2.13 an hour do not equal the minimum hourly wage, the employer must make up the difference.
>>769200442
It's a porn video. The pizza boxes are hiding his massive boner.
>>769199944
Do you have any good stories? Am looking for outlandish ones or ones involving sex, in particular.
>>769201165
That free extra topping you a getting is called cum.
>>769201165
Hope you enjoy having spit and ball hairs on your pizza
>>769185146
Americans are the root cause here. People expect tips for every single job now. They got them and they want more. Their jobs should pay for them.
Look at Japan, they never tip and they have the best customer service in the world.
>>769201637
>>769201766
Haha ya, keep living in your revenge fantasies cucks. You and I both know you would never have the guts to actually do something like that through fear of being fired from your shitty job. Good try though.
>>769201970
Thank you very much Mr. Poster-san. We are subservient in hope to make you happy. Please be happy what I offer you and do not be angry.
>>769202581
>you would never have the guts to actually do something like that
It doesn't take guts. Just full balls and a rock hard dick positioned over your steaming hot pizza.
My buddy works as a driver for a pizza shop. When I asked him what his average tips was he said $3-5. Told me it’s pretty good since on tips alone he’s making $6-20/hr plus min wage. An $8 tip seems kind of much unless the delivery is an hour out of the way
>>769201165
No tipping huh? So you like boogers and pubic hair in your food
>>769202825
Thank god that you have never done that though am I right? Seriously why are you trying to sound all tough? We both know you have never done anything like that and never will, pussy :)
>>769187275
So whats the joke with this kind of wordplay? I've always wondered.
You just treat people like shit when they have a "lower" job than you?
Isnt that kind of faggy? I think its kind of faggy...what a faggy thing to do...
>>769203032
I never delivered pizzas. I have a full time, regular job like you. However, unlike you, I can visualize some snotty nosed kid doing something nasty to my pizza because he's delivering something to my place for the n-th time with no tip.
>>769189392
this shit drives me crazy when my fat lazy friends would rather get delivery and uber eats and bitch about being poor about the end of the week like a stupid fat fucking faggot
>>769185907
Are you nigger white trash because that's what you sound like. Bitter poor trash that 5 dollars is the end of the world. Have fun eating spit in your food being a cheap fuck especially if your a regular.
>>769203144
I order from a different place almost every week, have never seen the same delivery guy more than 3 times so I really couldn't care less
Here is a novel idea.
Get off your fucking fat ass and go pick up the pizza!
>>769190798
this
>>769187626
Because that's more money the owner has to pay and people in this country take it in the ass from businesses and attack each other over a couple measely dollars because they're bitter trash
I have a pen
I have a apple
uh apple pen
I have a pen
I have pineapple
uh pineapple pen
apple pen
pineapple pen
uh pen pineapple apple pen goes on pizza
>>769203316
How many pizza places surround you? Do you not have decent place that is worth going back to more often?
>>769201165
funny how entitled people feel that they feel like they need to fuck your food because you don't give them more money then they're paid
look at japan for fuck sake, they don't even accept tips.
>>769203575
5 are fairly close to my place, and by different place every week I meant I pretty much rotate on which one of the five I get
I am a pizza delivery driver atm
>$6 an hour
>most tips ~$4
>wanna kms
>>769203316
>people dont talk to each other
>i wont be known for my bad behavior
>n01knoeswh0iam!!!
Motherfucker...the worse you are to these people, the worse your experience will get.
But, its probably all their fault...not yours. Never yours. Theyre all niggerfaggots. Never you. Not you. I agree anon. I agree.
>>769203764
>average 1 delivery per hour
>still at $10 an hour
Nigga, you make good money for unskilled pointless service work. Retail and fast food, those are the soul eaters.
>>769203385
NO! FUCKNYOU I MAKE MILLIOSN OF DALLORS LIKE TV PEOPLE SED I WILL NOT MUMMY SAID I DONT EVER HAVE TO I MAKE MOAR BILLIONS AND BILLIONS I HAEV TIKI TORTCH NO!
>>769203735
I see. Sounds like you are living in a pizza epicentre.
>>769203764
Are people generally rude or nice to you? Do you ever get to do sexy stuff with customers or is that just my fantasy I want to fulfil with you?
>>769203995
I show my butthole to every person that opens the door whenever I make my rounds.
I dont deliver pizzas though so I cant answer your question.
If you rely on tips and are serving people to support yourself and whatever dependants with that income, you deserve what you get. You are a burden to society with no decent future.
>>769203035
Still waiting for an answer to this from you pretendmen.
>>769203911
Most suburban/urban areas have a 5 pizza joint delivery area minimum anon.
Domino's, Pizza Hut, Papa Johns, Local chain, semi-local chain/franchise. Add one if you have a bakery and/or true local spot.
For example, i have domino's ,pizza hut, papa johns, romeos, marcos, flyers, donatos, masseys, a bakery that does pizza called Tyler's, and 2-3 other no-name chains that i dislike as much as flyers.
>>769185962
Bullshit, I delivered for Domino's and we got paid server wage ($5.05/hr) plus I think 70 cents per delivery. Where the fuck were you working?
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>>769185907
People like you can only feel big when you get to shit on somebody else. I know guys like you, talk real fucking big when you're in private but you shuffle around with your hands in your pockets looking at the ground when you're anywhere else. You fucking mumble when anybody speaks to you. And you always have an excuse for why you're a fucking loser.
When not tipping is some kind of little piss-ant victory for you thats when you know you really ought to kill yourself.
>>769204272
Realized i missed 2 minimum, a place called Grandmas that also did school lunches, and Vick's which is a genuine local pizza thing.
Used to have a place called Catfish Charlies, but it went under.
I never tip the delivery people rightly. Not outta malice I just sperg out and tell them to keep the change. Not even that nowadays.
>>769204141
Well played, my friend.
>>769204212
>you are a burden to society
Holy shit man...thats fucking BADASS.
WHERE do you live that you exist entirely without the aid of other people helping you?
I need to know, I want to live entirely off the grid and never have anyone do anything for me. It'd be so kickass.
>>769204272
Do you have other types of restaurants in you vicinity? Or, just cheesy topped establishments?
>>769204212
>calling somebody with a job a burden to society.
go to sleep little boy, you're going to need it because if you're that goddamned stupid and edgy you're going to have a miserable life
>>769204212
I can hear how fat your breathing is just reading that.
Calm down Heartache Harold.
>>769204604
We have the usual, fast food of every variety, a handful of chinese and mexican places that are the same as any other. The usual burger places, and some variety places. If you want a nice expensive meal, you gotta drive a bit though. Only one real good chinese place nearby, everything else is generic.
>>769204700
You know damn well that 'aint a little boy. Thats a dead man in his 30s.
>>769188593
How is it a minimum wage if your employer can still pay you whatever they like?
>>769205212
Tipped employees are required to report tips to their employers, if those tips don't reach minimum hourly wage, the employer makes up the difference.
>>769204324
you're just describing yourself.
>>769204926
Any good, authentic Thai places? Sushi? Ramen? Proper Italian pasta? Greek souvlaki? Lebanese shawarma? Where's the beef? French haute cuisine? Soups? Ethiopian? UK pub fare? Indian curry? Tapas? 12 course or at least 6 course meal options?
>>769205212
This
>>769205331
Its shitty but its the way of life for many people. It breeds competition. The only way out is to fuck, or fuck over other people on your ride to the top.
>>769205331
I gets all your tips and wages because I work for the feds. Feed me.
>>769205425
Nah. He had it right. Anyone that acts like that is fuckass gay and a little man.
Over in PA, the minimum tipping wage is $2.11. Servers rely on tips to make a living. Im not sure how pizza delivery boys make but it doesnt feel like a job that merits a tip. Am I wrong?
>>769205633
seems oddly specific if you ask me.
>>769205473
We have an abnormally high Macedonian population, so we have a fair bit of Greek/Mediterranean food. The only problem is that the actually decent places keep jacking up prices because they can. Fuck you, i'm not paying $14.95 for an Gyro.
There's also an italian place, but i've never been in. Everyone says it's a mob front.
No good sushi, plenty of asian every-restaurant sushi.
If you go downtown, into the actual city area, you can get fucking everything of course, but that's a ton of traffic thanks to being on campus.
>OSU
>>769187580
Some people are going through college and stuff
>>769190630
>work for free
>gib me tips
>>769205425
You fucking wish. Why would I say any of that?
Why'd you even bother to reply? Defense mechanism? Gotta transfer it back to me because it hits close to home?
fucking loser
I imagine the situation actually being something more like he gives you the pizza, you pay, you make a gesture as if you're going to close the door so he starts to leave and you act as if he just offended you because you're some autistic fuck.
>>769205924
all this question asking makes you seem pretty defensive. or do you use it as a way to talk down to others so you seem superior?
>>769185907
this, fuck tips, tips are for poor people who feel self entitled to get a cookie for the monkey trick they perform, fuck off, go study or get a real job
>>769187147
i kekked
>>769206162
Tips are win/win. It encourages people to put extra effort into their job, and actively punishes people who fuck up.
>>769185256
>>769186304
>>769186729
>>769186945
>>769187328
>>769187626
>>769188274
>>769188593
>>769190630
>>769192293
>>769195511
>>769197391
>>769201165
This butthurt tastes better than any pizza!
And no, you will not be tipped for your posts!
>>769188593
i didnt have to, im not a nig nog
>>769206284
its more of a lose/lose since it encourages people to fuck over the consumer and put less money into the employee's pocket when you decided not to tip.
>>769188593
>too stupid to do basic math
>add hourly wages + tips = total amount earned
>should end up to at least minimum wage unless you are completely retarded and late for every delivery
No wonder you're a fucking delivery driver.
>>769205790
Hows the view down there?
good thing i'll never buy pizza delivery.
>>769206468
>fuck over the consumer
How so?
Without tipping, wages increase, prices increase. Employees have no additional incentive for excellence.
As it is now, if a server sucks, you don't tip them. It hurts them directly. If a server does well, you tip them more, directly helping them.
>>769185146
Caesars doesn't deliver dipshit....
>>769185256
>because cheap pieces of shit like you refuse to give people their livelihood.
because cheap pieces of shit like his employer refuse to give people their livelihood.
Fixed for you. Fucking greedy American entrepreneurs. It's like everybody wanna have a business in America but nobody wanna pay a decent wage.
>>769206658
how do you increase minimum wage?
>>769185256
>35 percent tip on a pizza delivery
I bet your parents gave you money for good grades and even gave you toys for making a poopie in the big boy toilet.
>>769206825
By altering laws.
Or did you mean something else, but can't formulate an idea?
>>769186304
Hey dumbass, did you ever get off your high horse long enough to consider that the reason the service industry can get away with stiffing their employees on a sustainable wage is because retards like you will foam at the mouth in defense of tipping?
Food for thought, not that you'll get it.
>>769185146
>which is around 21-22 dollars
wew, what a rube
>>769190630
lolllll, you should really realize that if you don't have any skill besides getting stuff for other people (basically sth that you can train a monkey or dog to do) about your added value and market value, which is basically non existent. tips are for the self entitled poor, or just a parttime student job, you should have paid attention in school
>>769206658
>he thinks the pizza companies are doing them a favor by using the tipping system
>they actually make bank off of not properly paying employees
>>769207022
Prove it.
>>769206339
Gaaaaaaaayyyyyyyy
>>769185146
Lmao. Since when does lil Ceasars deliver? Also if you're paying $20 for a pizza you're a fucking idiot.
>>769207081
Likewise.
>>769185962
I worked at a Dominos. Made $5/h, I think it was 25 cents a mile, and tips
>>769187387
Delivery drivers don't make minimum wage. They get paid server wages when out on delivery's. Tip or don't tip, but don't assume your tipping them on top of a living wage.
>>769207193
That tipping is optional and can be used as an incentive?
I suppose you could argue that money itself is not an incentive for working harder, which actually has some research backing it up, but i really don't feel like arguing that.
>>769185146
one thing i learnt about /b/
>start a pizza tip troll thread
>guaranteed to get replies till thread iz ded
>thus meaning half of /b/ must've delivered pizza for bread
>got stiffed many times stay stayin mad and sheeyit
>>769188187
Drivers make server wages. Half minimum wage
>>769207406
Nice job missing the entire point.
I was talking about employers making money by passing on employee wages to consumer, after already charging them for product and service a first time.
Do you really think managers of chain restaurants give two shits about their poorly paid workers?
You are easily replaceable. It is cheaper to have poorly paid workers join and quit frequently then it is to pay you fair wages themselves.
>>769207490
The classic
>lol you disagree with me, you must be MAD
>>769206284
they're not if i don't tip, i always pay up front online, anyway, i don't even order in that much, I busted my ass so i can live in an upper class area with nice places on walking distance
>>769207175
seriously. you could get your happy ass to the store and buy like 6 frozen pizzas for that.
>>769207743
>you
Nigga, i don't work for tips.
>>769207771
Then it is exclusively win for you. You pay less than if the system built costs into product sales.
>>769207833
>Nigga, i don't work for tips.
Then you're just retarded.
2/10, made me reply.
>>769205331
So your government has implemented a system where you are paid poverty wages and literally rely on the kindness of strangers to afford food?
They also then require you declare your tips so they can take their tax cut?
>land of the free
>>769187966
What so you're entitled to be waited on? They don't pay drivers or servers. You know this everyone knows this. If you don't tip these people they are working for you for free.
>>769208113
Tips are a form of income, all of which is taxed. Making money period is taxed, avoiding it is tax evasion.
>kindness of strangers
Argue all you want for a higher minimum wage, i might agree with you, but you ignored that tipped employees never go below minimum either. If they aren't tipped to minimum hourly, the employer MUST make up the difference.
>>769208327
But its still a system that massively encourages employers to offer bare minimum wages.
Dont know about the US but over here tip style income would fall into the unknown income category when applying for credit of any kind - so couldnt be relied upon when getting a car loan or renting a flat.
Everything that you earn here is taxed but nobody declares tips.
You earn a livable min wage, and any tips you get are a bonus and genuine incentive to give good service.
>>769208644
>Everything that you earn here is taxed but nobody declares tips.
That's just called tax evasion. Which is a huge thing here too, but it is definitely illegal.
Here, mortgages are heavily regulated, and as long as you have a reasonable average over time, its fine.
Hell, Twitch streamers are getting fucking mortgages off donations/subs that change monthly now. Not even hard.
>>769204577
>>769204700
>>769204875
Calm down, I just make a decent living doing work to make sure humanity doesn't fuck itself over. It's people who live a life of no benefit to humanity and demand a lifestyle I have yet really have no talent to offer to the world. And no, I'm not some fat ass living in a basement. I just did a 30 mile bike ride this evening on top of 3 hours in the gym yesterday.
Lesser people of the world just annoy me when they complain.
>>769205803
>into the actual city area
What city?
>>769209427
Columbus, if you care to know.
>>769209553
Ohio?
>>769210670
Yes.
I wasn't exactly subtle, i even specified it OSU campus being an issue.
>>769209553
>>769210670
>>769210952
I was in Columbus in April. Was decently impressed by the place.
>>769210952
Well I'm not the guy you were talking to, I just saw Columbus and thought I'd ask.
>>769185256
Lol get fucked amerifag. Tipping for shit service is bullshit.
>>769211059
Probably the only decent city in Ohio. I'm not even from Cbus and I think this, I'm near Cincinnati/Dayton and these are cities that you don't want to stop at the stop signs for too long, at least in some areas.
>>769185146
I don't think delivery drivers should have to use their own car. This is only kind of related. But cars are fucking expensive and delivery places should provide a company vehicle and fuel costs. I know some try to be cheap fucks and have the driver use their own car. That being said, 15 percent is a reasonable tip for service. That would have been 3.30. Or 25.30
>>769211542
Hahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahah
>>769211542
>work at hospital
>be forced to upgrade phone 4 times in recent memory
First, a pager, then a text capable, then a smart phone, and now a smart phone compatible with HIPA compliant texting.
>>769185146
That's why I don't ask for delivery, I always order carry out.
I used to tip but ever since they started charging for delivery I stopped giving tips, and these fuckers tried walking away with my change.
>>769208955
we don't pay tax at the wage end but at the total dosh received end.
>>769185146
See, what I do is act in a way that isn't retarded. I hand the guy the money and say, "Give me $X back." You know, like a normal person would.
If someone is still reading:
I don't live in USA but I would never tip if there. Tipping shouldn't be mandatory, if the workers require tip their wages should increase instead.
I've gone to a few restaurants murikkans tourists come and the waiters ask for fucking tips to everyone... its disgusting, it doesn't happen in restaurants where locals eat.
>>769185146
>Order $20 pizza
>Hand delivery guy $50
>Delivery guy immediately turns away to leave
>"Oh, I need change, man"
>He slowly turns around, and says he only has a $20
What the fuck is this shit?
>>769188187
>>769188620
>irrationally angry about small matters
>cheap
>entitled
>buck
>T H E S E K I D S
boomer detected
In USA I would never tip. Tipping shouldn't be mandatory, if the workers require tip their wages should increase instead.
I've gone to a few restaurants murikkans tourists come and the waiters ask for fucking tips to everyone... its disgusting, it doesn't happen in restaurants where locals eat.
>>769207175
Agreed. Seriously it's not delivery, it's Digiorno
In Canada the delivery drivers get $15 an hour(minimum wage) and their gas paid. Already have free health care. A tip is just a bonus if you wanna give it.
>>769186304
Imagine being this spineless holy fuck
>>769200636
you can easily detect the liberal cucks because they all emotional and defenseless over nothing
maybe that fucking retard shouldn't literally choose the stupidest job available, literally, you're putting half of your fucking salary into maintaining your car being a delivery driver
also
being a delivery driver isn't a job to live on, you want better pay, make yourself more valuable, you aren't entitled to shit
>>769186729
>prime example of not understanding that entry level jobs aren't careers.
want more money? make yourself more valuable you entitled liberal cuck
>>769185256
Tips are pretty retarded though. You, as the customer, are in some cases expected to pay a worker extra for doing their job well.
Isn't that the point of the manager? Of raises? If a delivery guy is consistently fast then the manager should give him a "tip" in the form of a raise.
The issue today is that it's often expected; it should never be expected, it's meant as a reward, a prize of sorts.
>this shaggy mother fucker
Why haven't you just shot that fucktard? You could say you felt threatened.
STAND.
YOUR.
GROUND.
>>769189392
And this is why i carryout. Its way quicker and sick deals online. I saw a couple order a medium pizza and were charged 15 and change and looked puzzled when i only paid 8 bucks for a large
>>769185146
>wtf? bugged price!!?
>>769212113
You're just mad because Mr. Pink is a stupid faggot name.
>>769212726
Once got pizza for a group event that I was being reimbursed for. $40 got me 5 medium and 6 wings. Tipped the guy $10 because he looked like a beta with no direction in life.
>>769208955
If i deliver pizzas i have tax automatically deducted from my wage before getting it, any tips are a bonus on top - theres not really even a mechanism for declaring them.
Thats not something i would class as tax evasion.
Starbucks paying royalties for the intellectual property rights on their beans that just so happens to equal their entire profit - thats fucking tax evasion.
>>769211738
How much does the hospital pay you?
>>769203019
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>>769201637
wew we've finally entered the age where the words american and nigger are synonymous
>he wont give me free money
>lmao let me just biologically contaminate him and potentially his children xD
Actual monkey behaviour
>>769187877
he's a delivery driver
they apply for that job knowing what it is and what they get paid
why should they be tipped for doing their job.
they aren't doing anything to earn a tip
it's not like tipping good service staff
do you tip the postal service or are you gonna make the dumb excuse about wages
>>769214933
no but give me free money cause i have a shit job and im 27 pLEASE
>>769212726
They expect tips now for carryouts and mean mug you when you don't. That's why I just hit up Little Caesars drive-thru, the only pizza spot where they don't expect a tip at all now and still give you good service.
>>769214933
people apply to be a driver with an expectation of getting tips because that is an established custom in American culture, whether their jobs deserves it or not. most normal people without an asshole view of the world or a chip on their shoulders usually try to be a part of the culture they live in.
>>769215341
Yeah shame on all those indians who moved to the UK and became doctors and surgeons etc, they should have took part in their own culture and prepared curry on the floor with their shitstained hands!
>>769215341
>american culture
