ITT: We all live in a house together.
>>769178915
"next time you want to use my dildo or gun, please ask me first, so I can clean it. before and after. sicko.
oh hey anons. i didnt know you were home... do i have to put pants on right now?
>>769178915
I'm taking the attic, that room's mine. Mine I say!
The police are outside
>>769178915
>sets rug on fire
>locks all doors and windows
Why am I the only one who cleans the toilet?
Oh you don't do that? Well I guess you don't use it either.
https://www.strawpoll.me/15735985
>>769180774
>9/11
>doesn't even have Jews as an option
shitty poll
>>769180626
Yes.
>>769180748
Fecc
>>769180773
I use the fluffy downstairs.
>>769180683
We keep the lolis up there.
declare communism
>>769181049
too bad you cant make me
>>769181199
We have tasers and straightjackets and cages in the basement.
>>769178915
anyone else here into gay incest
>>769180626
YOU FAGGOTS SHUT THE FUCK UP, UP THERE!
I'M TRYING TO FUCKING FAP!
ALSO, DONT LET ANYONE IN, THEY'RE NEWFAGS
>>769181353
and yet
>>769178915
I left a turd in the toilet, sorry guys
WHO THE FUCK SHIT SO MUCH? THE WATER DOESN'T FLUSH FUUUCK
>>769181353
YEAH, EXACTLY, AND IM TRYING TO FUCKING FAP DOWN HERE SO SHUT THE FUCK UP OR IM NOT THROWING THE PIZZA PARTY THIS TUESDAY
>>769181188
How? This is a house!
>>769181529
We had Deedfag doing that anyways.
>>769181415
We normally use it for crazy dudes and young girls that get lost in the forest near us.
>>769181681
Listen, I'll crawl from out this basement and use your mothers secretions to cook my 2 year supply of top-ramen IF YOU DONT SHUT THE FUCK UP
>>769178915
starts blasting Gay porn
>>769182005
Someone get the tazers!
CAN SOMEONE TOSS ME SOME TOILET PAPER?
>TFW no toilet paper
GONNA NEED A LOT OF TOILET PAPER IN HERE
SOMEONE THROW ME SOME TP
OH SHIT ITS THE BIG ONE
HEY ANON..?
>>769182122
NO TAZER CAN CONTAIN ME I'VE BEEN PREPARING FOR THIS DAY MY HANDS ARE COATED IN SPICY DORITO SEASONING AND IM COMING FOR YOUR EYES
YOU SHOULDA JUST SHUT THE FUCK UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP
can someone throw me some toilet paper?
WHO DIDNT REPLACE THE TOILET PAPER?
>ppssst hey
>hey anon...
>over here...
>could you toss me another roll?
>AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>be me
>go to toilet
>need toilet paper
>too shy to ask for someone to give me some
>>769182335
Hecc
*running through the house*
>mfw no toilet paper
>I WILL BRING THE TP TO ME
>it sucks mom and dad didn't give you any toilet paper, big brother
>maybe i can be your TP tonight
>whistles awkwardly
>uhm anon
>any help?
>>769182373
take this one lad
can someone give me some toilet paper?
>INB4 UNDERAGE B&
Uheeem, guise....
What are you doing?
hey... down here... got any TP?
>hey anon
>>769182605
You know, we have some stuff downstairs for ya..
*whisper yelling* SOMEONE GET THE TAZERS AND STRAIGHTJACKETS!
Ok, I'm making a Costco run for ass wipe. What else to we need?
>>769182914
Duct tape and a large dog cage.
>>769182929
And hurry!
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>>769182248
jesus christ, have some fucking toilet paper
>>769182987
>misses and rolls away
>>769183010
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>769182929
Don't worry about the cages, I got about 50 vacuum beds set up downstairs.
>>769183031
Well then get duct tape and hurry!
Can one of you guise please pass me my flats?
>>769182652
>Yeah?
>>769183031
Nope, I got the duct tape..
>>769183084
Come on down the the basement, we got something awesome for you..
>>769183165
Ok, I got the TP. And if we run out of duct tape I have a fuck ton of ball gags in my room.
>>769183165
I don't have time anon, Chad's waiting outside for me.
>>769183303
GRAB 'ER, BOYS!
>>769183333
.....
I got the quads.
>>769183333
Where are you taking me?
I really have to go, Chad's going to be mad.
>>769178915
Im going to mexico for a secret mission.
Do you want anything from there?
>>769182864
You're allowing her into my domain.
Yes... YESSSSSSSS I SHALL BREED HER LIKE A DEN MOTHER JOIN BROTHERS LET HER BATHE IN OUR GLAZE, ILL GATHER THE TAZERS AND BENEDRYL
>>769183418
Oh don't worry about him, sweetie, I've already dealt with him.
>>769183333
CHEK'D
I'VE GOT HER TITS I WILL HOLD HER DOWN APOLOGIES IF MY RAGING ERECTION GRAZES ANY OF YOU
>>769183418
TO DOWNSTAIRS, FUUUUCKER! HAHA! YOU'E COMIN WITH ME! BETTER BE READY FOR TAZERS IF YOU'RE GONNA TRY TO DO SOMETHING IDIOTIC!
>>769183449
I want a beaner lady.
>>769183490
And get her into a cage and put her in a straight jacket!
>>769183583
SPREAD HER ASS BROTHER IM GOING IN DRY ALSO SHUT HER THE FUCK UP
>>769183635
Get her in a cage first and into the straight jacket!
>>769180774
Garbage poll. No correct answer.
>>769183748
>>769183629
Can I have the next girl how comes by? Mine is starting to like being a latex gimp. And her not struggling is killing my boner
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY GIRLFRIEND?
WHICH ONE OF YOU LITTLE FAGGOTS KNOWS WHERE SHE IS?
I'LL KICK YOUR FUCKING ASSES IF YOU LIE TO ME, YOU LITTLE MIDGETS.
>>769183920
Yes, kill the one you have now.
WHERE IS SHE!!!
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SMELL?
YOU PEOPLE ARE DISGUSTING.
>>769184004
Get the tazer, boys.
ka-chow!
im your new roomate
WHY IS EVER ONE N THIS HOUSE 4 FOOT TALL?
WHERE ARE YOUR PARENTS, YOU LITTLE DWEEBS?
TELL ME WHERE BRITNEY IS BEFORE I BEAT ALL OF YOUR ASSES IN OBLIVION.
>>769184105
Its cool, I'm selling her off the a German dominatrix.
>>769184004
>>769184123
WERE GETTING HER INTO A STRAIGHT JACKET AS WE SPEAK! I FIGURE ANON #3 IS PREPARING TO BLAST HER HOLE
ARE YOU MIDGETS DEAF OR WHAT?
TELL ME WHERE MY FUCK TOY IS NOW!
WE ARE LATE ALREADY FOR THIS VOLLEYBALL MATCH.
Ok guys, the new love doll just came in, try not to wreck it too quickly. And can we PLEASE clean it out after every use? I'm sick of my cock being covered in 5 other guys jizz
>>769184409
Volleyball is gay
>>769184545
We already have a lot of lolis upstairs and women downstairs! Come on, man! Wasting money.. now YOU have to feed them. Only white rice (boiled for 20 minutes at 420 degrees) and a cup of water.
Guys the lolis have escaped.
>>769185415
Its cool, I just shipped the lolis over to my aunt's place. She says she can make them more submissive and she'll teach them some kinky shit too.
>>769185804
Well keep Lily and Hannah! She's like 10 and she's gonna be our cook every weekday and goes in her cage during weekends. Hannah takes care of the litterboxes in exchange for her own private room, which is just a mattress and a rug with some dumb magazines replaced every week.
>>769186008
Give me some credit, of course Liliy and Hannah are staying here. We don't wanna have a repeat of the Great Frozen Burrito War.
>>769186216
Yep..
Guys I got some cats! Don't worry, Hannah can take care of them.
