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ITT post about times you were alpha
>slap friend's gf's ass in front of him
>jerked off in class while sitting between 2 5/10 girls and didn't get caught
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>>769167987
>this is considered α
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>>769169031
Tell me something you'd consider alpha
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>>769167987
This is autistic, not alpha
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>>769169855
Still more alpha than what you've posted
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>>769169176
Recognizing that humans aren't wolves, and the α/β thing came from flawed studies anyway.
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>>769169937
That sounds like something a beta cuck would say
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>>769167987
I've fucked in front of other people twice in my life. That felt pretty alpha.

The first time was in high school I was close friends with 4 people, three dudes and one qt3.14 chick. Long story short, we played truth or dare once and it ended with me fucking the qt while my three friends jerked off.

The second time was when I agreed to cuck a friend. We agreed to ground rules (oral only, no kissing) beforehand, but 10 minutes in, I was pounding her, choking her, and making her beg for my cock. My friend jerked off.
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>>769170281
Go back to r*ddit, we both know that never happened.
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>>769169915
K then
>be female, train in male-dominated industry and excell at my skill. People try to assume I do it to feel empowered.. i do it for the money
>open doors for men
>lead my team at work and delegate tasks
>give firm handshakes and look people in the eye
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Had a mff threesome at 14. Both chicks were cheating on their boyfriends.
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>>769170397
lol idk man, believe me or don't I guess
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>>769170468
>i do it for the money
because sucking dick isn't an option for ugly chicks

>>769170473
Nice, did their boyfriends ever find out?

>>769170484
I don't believe you cause you sound like a fag
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>>769167987
I wouldn't say jerking off in public is alpha at all. More like beta as fuck for lack of self control.
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>>769167987
>>769170468
Cont.
>fucked a few dudes in the ass
>proposed to my fiance
>stole a male friend's girlfriend by accident and then turned her down later
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>>769170626
Don't know, don't care. I lost contact with them the following year.
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>>769170626
Sucking dick is most certainly an option for ugly chicks. You've clearly never seen the outside of a methadone clinic.
I'm actually pretty hot, but i have body image issues so welding is fun (all the gear hides my identity entirely)
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>>769170690
>proposed to my fiance
What was his response?

>>769170759
Wow that's alpha as fuck

>>769170788
Drug addicts aren't people and certainly aren't alpha
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>>769170473
I'm bisexual. When I was in HS, I fucked this girl who had a boyfriend (who happened to be bi as well). Next week I fucked his ass too. They both don't know I fucked both assess lol.
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>>769170933
Which one was tighter?
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>>769170468
Tits or gtfo
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>>769170860
I never said they were. Drug addicts are the beta-est of the beta and would sell their dignity for false satisfaction
I stand by my first judgment that you are more autistic than alpha
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>>769170994
Nah, nigga. Alpha females don't care about being recognized as female.
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I have an 8 inch dick and I cum like, a tablespoon. I'm pretty tall and decently strong.

In the days before civilization, I probably would have been an alpha. These days though, you need finesse. I'm not a very charming person and I have trouble being more honest than I should be. Basically, I'm socially awkward.

Thank god I found a girl who is similarly bad in social situations and we've been together for a while. If I were back in the dating scene, I'm sure guys who were more charming than I am would run circles around me. No plans to quit monogamy.

Don't get hung up on this alpha/beta stuff guys. Just recognize who you are, what your shortcomings are, and work around them.
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>>769171022
Try again sweaty
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>>769170860
He said yes, seeing as it was basically an invitation to immigrate out of his shithole country. He ended up buying me a ring though and not the other way around.

>>769171087
Alphas are always sweaty. Post alpha stories or gtfo your own thread
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>>769167987
1) Jerking off in public is not alpha.
2) Assaulting your friend’s girl in front of him is not alpha.
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>>769171022
Which drug ?
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>this fuckin kid

"Guys! Guys I created several awkward situations.. guys? Guys am I alpha yet? I'm totally alpha right...?
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>>769171473
It's American.
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>>769171526
The kind you get addicted to to the point where you have to go to a methadone clinic- like heroin, meth or oxys
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>>769171083
>I have a median sized dick and cum an average amount. I'm medianly tall and don't work out enough.
>Admittedly I'm a beta cuck who's socially awkward.
>Thank god I found a girl who is just looking for validation from men because of her daddy issues.
>I don't need to be better because I'm insecure enough to feel comfortable with the tinest amount of success

>>769171190
>He said yes, seeing as it was basically an invitation to immigrate out of his shithole country.
You don't think too highly of yourself. That's not very alpha now is it?

>>769171473
I'd like to see you have the balls to do either of those things.

>>769171545
No you're not, frogposter.
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>>769171641
At the time he had known me for like.. 2 weeks.
Realizing why he said yes doesn't mean i think poorly of myself. It means im not delusional.
Now he's got plenty of reasons to want to marry me.
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>>769171749
>Now he's got plenty of reasons to want to marry me.
Like?
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>>769167987
I was thrown out of prison for causing trouble. It's my main claim to fame, and why there's a Wikipedia article about me.
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>>769170468
>>769170788
>Claims to be female
>Claims to be hot
>Claims to weld
>Doesn't post tits
>Doesn't post welding pics
Sounds fake to me
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>>769171641
You're a fuckin idiot. If this is bait this is some top tier shit. I commend you.
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>>769167987
i thought this was going to be the most retarded chart on the planet, but most of the Alpha values are really accurate.

inb4 armies of butthurt neets because they don't afford themselves 20 seconds of self awareness in any given day

keep falling behind lads
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>>769171783
>great chemistry
>i share his mildly fascist sense of humor
>i make a lot of money
>i have shown myself to be great at handling his bad moods
>similar desires when it comes to starting a family
>can keep up drinking with him
>i cook good
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>>769171841
That's actually pretty badass if true. But why wouldn't they throw you in solitary confinement? Sounds like horseshit to me.

>>769171922
If it was bait it would be low tier. Clearly you haven't been on this website too long huh?

>>769171972
That's why I posted it.

>>769171984
You sound like a guy.
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>>769167987
>Prey Vs Pragmatic
You're not a bad person, you've just been lucky. You've never had to be otherwise.
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>>769172080
I save my luck for when I need it.
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>>769167987
You sound more like a delusional underage pervert to me. Did you actually take the time to read the graphic you posted?
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>>769172203
>You sound more like a delusional underage pervert to me.
I'm not underage.
>Did you actually take the time to read the graphic you posted?
Not really, but after reading it I realized I have an equal amount of alpha and beta traits.
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>>769171854
Idk i don't usually take pics of my welds
Here's a buckle im working on that's mig welded. I can show you my helmet?
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>>769172074
>you sound like a guy.
People say that. I think they usually mean it as a compliment so thanks!
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>>769172437
It wasn't a compliment or insult, just an observation.
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>>769172074
>clearly you haven't been on this website too long
Eh, since 2008 so about a decade. Sereously though, this is basically a more intricately tooled "Hi, my name is John" pasta.
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>>769172514
Nah I just wanted to hear some funny stories, but things took an unexpected turn. This board truly is random afterall!
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>>769167987
Hey /b/ question:

Is it bad to be a beta male?

>if you're a gay?
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>>769172379
This weld looks like a chick taking a big dick up the ass.
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>>769172609
Only if you're doing it on purpose. I've met some pretty alpha gay dudes though.
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>>769172628
It sort of does.
Its supposed to be a monokuma face but the nose is too big
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>>769172693
*no bad if you're doing it on purpose
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>>769172609
Are you a girl that turned into a guy or something?
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>>769172074
I'm a well-known community organizer with 25 years of experience and I'm often in the media. I am not well loved by police because I also organized the local copwatch program. I was in prison because I was arrested while doing some nocturnal direct action and the police tried to give me bail conditions which would have red-zoned me from the entire city. I told them to shove their bail up their ass even though my lawyer warned me I'd spent the next two years in prison waiting for trial.

First thing I did was recruit the range boss by telling him who I was and what I could do for him, and with his assistance we got every inmate in the pod to sign a contract agreeing to riot of they tried to separate "troublemakers" so they'd have to deal with us as a group. Then I used my media contacts to get us a front page story on the shitty conditions inside.

They had to send a deputy warden to get our list of (very reasonable) demands and begin fixing things, like giving us soap for the showers.

Five days after sticking me inside, they dragged me back into court and told the judge they didn't want me in prison. They judge glared at me and said he was well aware I was using this as an opportunity to get media attention, and forced bail on me without conditions. I didn't even have the boilerplate about not owning weapons and ammunition, so that I couldn't refuse it.

I was literally thrown out of prison.

(I beat the charges two years later when I challenged on constitutional grounds and they dropped them rather than risking having me create an inconvenient precedent.)
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>>769172693
dont think im alpha

>small
>weak
>like when boyf picks me up and carries me
>get kind of scared when he gets in barfights and roadrage
>but it also kind of turns me on?
>he's also kind of racist, and sexist, and i try to be a feminist, but...
>he fucks me so good it doesn't really matter
>workout and try to be fit for daddy <3
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>>769172298
Surely you've realized by now that nowhere on that infographic does it say "doing things that could land you in a special class is totally alpha"

In fact, just by being such a fucking tryhard you completely negate the very thing you hope to achieve. Is this making any sense to your dumb faggot high school brain?
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>>769172500
All dudes on /b/ seem to want to marry a chick thats pretty much like a dude
Probably why so many of you are gay
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>>769172711
Haha, okay I can see it.

I wasn't trying to be mean or anything. Just a funny observation.
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>>769167987
a woman wrote this..being an alpha male is what you want it to be..when you set your own ideas of success you become the master of your life..that is being an alpha male..
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>>769172792
So were you doing it for fame or freedom? What were you in for in the first place?

>>769172816
Alright

>>769172833
>Is this making any sense to your dumb faggot high school brain?
Completely.

>>769172851
Actually I wan't to marry a woman who's feminine and soft. So I'm definitely not gay. No homos here.

>>769172866
But everyone has their own ideology of success. It's impossible not to.
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>>769167987
>Fucked a woman in the woods while her boyfriend was waiting for us to get back
>some dude was hitting on a girl , she wasn't into him , i got back from a horseback camping trip and never even seen a girl in 5 days , i start hitting on the above mentioned girl , end up fucking her while the guy was sitting in the bed next to us
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>>769173182
Soft i can understand but define feminine
Most guys describe it as emotionally needy, superficial, weak etc and i just dont see whats appealing about that
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>>769173369
Like girly. A girl that enjoys pink flowers and super special rainbows and has a lot of innocence.
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>>769173182
>What were you in for in the first place?
It's a long story, but it was a long-standing conflict over an area where poor people liked to hang out, which the city found embarrassing because there were a lot of tourists there also. They put up fencing to prevent people from gathering in public space, and we had filed a lawsuit to force them to take it down.

I had gone down with a pair of bolt cutters to remove their lock and replace it with one of our own, with the intention of throwing copies of the key into the crowd at a gathering the next day so everyone had access to this public space. We found out later in court that they had a plant in our organization and they were waiting for me with a surveillance team.
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>>769173480
Ah so you want a girl that is as inexperienced as you are
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>>769173487
I hope you at least got revenge on the guy that snitched.

>>769173543
Not neccessarily inexperienced. It's hard to explain. I guess it goes back to my mother, she acts innocent but is a complete slut. That kind of woman is what I want. I guess I want to fuck my mother, but is that really so wrong?
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>>769173765
>guy that snitched
He never showed up again. He was probably an undercover cop.
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>>769173765
Wanting to fuck your mother is pretty alpha

Also sort of autistic
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>>769173899
Alright that's where I'm calling bullshit. Why would an undercover cop care about where poor people hang out?

>>769173934
I'd take you more seriously if you stopped with the r*ddit spacing
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>>769173983
If anything its a habit from discord, not reddit.
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Well somehow I represent a dominant male to my girlfriend, who is a way better person than me lol. Makes me feel like I’m doing things alright. People in general seem to just respect hard work and not being a shitty person
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>>769174077
So you're part of the group of fags that spam /b/ with discord links? How is that better exactly?
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>>769167987
>alpha views women as partners
>beta views women as property
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>>769167987
>jerking off next to ugly chicks is overwelmingly beta.
>jerking off in public generally is autistic
>slapping a girls ass just because muh alpha is pretty beta
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>>769174128
I use discord. I dont do that, though
Caring this much about what form of shitposting platfotm a person uses gives you 1 more point towards being autistic
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I've fucked a few wives. OPP is best pussy honestly.
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>>769173983
Well, friend, there's not much I can do about your belief that your middle school wisdom about the way the world works trumps my decades of experience as a community organizer. If it blows your hair back to believe I'm lying about something so stupid, then be my guest.
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>>769174116
You're probably good looking. Stay that way by working out.

>>769174156
You don't have to agree with everything on this list for it to be accurate.

>>769174261
Great.

>>769174267
Being a douche isn't alpha.

>>769174355
Acting this defensive just proves you're lying.
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>>769174156
regressing to shout muh culturel mawxism just makes you the equivalent of an sjw . spout bullshit for brownie point
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>>769174571
>this many replies
Autistic faggot
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>>769174693
insecure cuck
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>>769174693
I don't see how replying to everyone makes me autistic or homosexual.
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>>769167987
alphas are assholes, and betas clean up after them and coddle their damaged good they left behind, but then gotta deal with the psychotic fallout.
Don't play the game, be omega.
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>>769174787
so be lesser than a beta ?
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>>769174787
I wasn't talking about sloppy seconds, or women. Being alpha has nothing, or almost nothing to do with women.
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>>769174571
>Being a douche isn't alpha.
I didn't cheat on anyone. Blame the whores. They would have done it anyway.
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>be me, 17
>kid named alex constantly tried to bully me
>i'm unbullyable, kid was an idiot anyway
>still decided that one day i'd get my revenge
>he had a gf he loved, butterface, nice tits though
fast forward a few years
>scrolling through tinder, i match with his ex
>we fuck a few times
>tits were amazing, pussy was 7/10
she gets a phone call after we fuck
"i don't want to talk anon"
>it's her ex
>i ask if he knows we fuck
"yeah, i told him. he's still obsessed"
> >:).jpg

>i go to the safeway he works at and had him make me a sandwich (he worked in the deli)
>"hows jenny?"
>hfw
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>>769174827
exactly, dont give a fuck.
society punishes men for simply being... dont play the game, ignore them altogether.
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>>769174876
>immature male (beta)
>defends excuses

>>769174885
Everyone gets bullied at some point. Personally, I took a shit in a bag and rubbed it on his bedroom window and slashed his mother's tires. I was only 11 though.

>>769174914
Not a bad way to approach life if you can at least be productive.
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>>769174914
spoken like a true 4chan user
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>>769175236
so why is sleeping with someone who already would've cheated a bad thing ?
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>>769175373
Never said it was.
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>>769175236
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>>769175401
thus he isn't a douche
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>>769175446
Which person are you that I quoted? At least give me some context first.

>>769175519
He clearly hates those women.
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PUBLIC ANNOUNCEMENT

If you feel the need to post in these ego-driven threads that are not motivated through inquiry or expanding the human sphere of knowledge, THEN YOU ARE NOT ALPHA.

IT'S AN IRREFUTABLE FACT. Stop kidding yourselves.
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>>769167987
>Be 24
>working door at a mid level bar in Downtown Troy NY
>Prototype hipster wearing skinny jeans and a turtleneck sporting a fucking manbun outside vaping with his 7.5/10 gf
>shit starts in the crowd outside
>hipster faggot and gf come back inside
>gf is crying
>hipster looking at like he can't understand why she's upset with him
>figure he got a little handsy
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>walk up to them both with my best menacing stance"What's the problem?"
>hipster looks like I just kicked his puppy
>gf says "That asshole outside just grabbed my ass!"
>hipster says "What did you expect me to do? Just hit him!?"
>ask her to point out the guy
>she points to a regular who I've thrown out a couple times for getting loud with the bartenders
>look at mister manfag and say "I'm gonna go handle this, and then I'm gonna come back in here, and take her with me."
>walk outside and stand in front of 'Ronnie' the regular
>point at him while I look through the window
>gf nods her head
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>punch 'Ronnie' hard enough for his head to bounce off the aluminum molding on the front window
>drag 'Ronnie' back into the bar and up to Mrs. Myfuturexwife "I think you owe this young lady an apology. Don't you 'Ronnie'?
>mumbles something through a mouth full of blood before I drag him back to the door.
>walk back to the breathing millennial cliche as he's trying to keep himself between me and her
>"My shift ends in 20 minutes. Meet me by the back door." and walk away
>23 minutes later she's in the passenger seat of my car on our way to her place.
>spend the next 4 months fucking her brains out until she finishes her senior year at RPI.

I kinda miss her every once in a while too.
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>>769176012
Because being black automatically means you're alpha. Yeah, blacks are superior, that's why they need to constantly remind us they're superior. The alpha male constantly needs to remind people they're alpha.
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>>769167987
>beta - ego driven
stopped readin there, a total virgin autist made this. everyone is ego driven.
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>>769176141
The image he used was obviously meant as an ironic statement you dense autistic faggot
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>>769175681
but they are cheaters , wouldn't you feel a slight resentment towards them ?
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>>769176141
You are so consumed by your insecurities that you misinterpreted his entire message. He never once mentioned or implied this was a racial issue.
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>>769171067
>Alpha females don't care about being recognized as female.
You certainly did. Now post tits or stfu and gtfo whore.
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>>769176184
Yeah that's true. But it doesn't mean the other points are invalid. Personally I don't think being narcissistic is bad, what's wrong with loving yourself?

>>769176282
Well done for pointing out the irony. I would never have understood it otherwise.

>>769176369
Not at all.

>>769176379
I think that big black dick speaks for itself.
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>>769172379
Your grinding is shit. Your centering is shit. Is that melted flux I see under the offset?
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>>769176131
If this is true, that's pretty awesome. Why didn't you stick with her after she graduated?
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>>769167987
nigga, that list its the total oposite the alpha its the beta, and the beta the alpha
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>>769176131
>I react and live my life through violence, rather than rational discussion of issues.
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>>769176467
>not at all
well you maybe but feeling resentment towards someone who intends to do a heinous act is normal and does not make you a lesser person .yes being an accesory to the act of cheating is morally ambiguous , but sexuality is not renowned for pushing people to cold calculated thought . if someone cheats WITH you ,and you didn't push or seduce them to do so then you are just used certaintly not alpha but certaintly not a douche
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>>769167987
not sure how this shit is alpha at all OP. u got it all fucked up u beta bitch.
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>>769177102
I think you missed the part where he was working the door at a bar. Being a door man/bouncer, by its very nature means you need to know how to use violence under the right conditions. Depending on the kind of bar he was working at, his move could have been tame by comparison.
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>>769177081
>>769177161
>having destructive mental habbits is alpha
>unable to tolerate stress is alpha
>being aggressive is alpha
>pitying ones self is alpha
>competing with women is alpha
>intimidated by women is alpha
>unwilling to listen and learn is alpha
>life is fear-driven is alpha
>seeing yourself as a victim is alpha
>chasing meaningless things is alpha
Yeah, I think you guys are right.

>>769177119
I'm not them so I don't know what they're doing is right or wrong. They're certainly not whores since they weren't paid, and most importantly, that guy saw it as a validation more than anything. That seems pretty douchey to me.
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>>769177005
I didn't want to move to California with her. That and her family was pretty mad at her for letting me "ruin things" between her and (get this shit. this was her faggot xbf's name) Lorren. The sex was good, yes. But not good enough to put up with all that.
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Woke up, took a shit, wiped with dollar store tp.

Suck my cock, bitches
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>>769177656
You don't give a single fuck. So alpha.
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>>769177656
YO! Dollar store tp is fucking hard core! That shit could recondition a cement floor. Props bro!
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>>769176443
You're replying hours after i made this post.
I was outting myself as female anecdotally. Now i dont care and have proceeded to post as anon.
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>>769176899
Nah its probably water and the camera flash.
It's actually one of the first things ive mig welded and the grinding was mostly to get it to lay flat. I know its shit but i didnt have a clamp this day
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>>769177829
I don't use toilet paper. I user water and soap.

>>769177990
We both know you were purposefully "anecdotally outting" yourself as female. I don't care, just stop trying to manipulate these virgins.
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>>769178178
I'm happy to announce that I am female. It does bring me joy because it sucks having to hide any part of your identity for fear of repercussion.
But if I wanted attention i would have just posted tits and derailed the thread.
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>>769178308
First of all, you can't derail my threads. No one ever has, and no one ever will. Secondly, I know you're a whore, in the sense that you'd suck my dick for less than $1000
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>>769170690
Are you my fiancé?
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>>769170662
in that moment, its all and only about self control bro
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I may be a beta manlet, but at least I’m not ugly.
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>>769178499
I doubt my airfare would cost less than $1000, you bullshitter. Even if I had no dignity sucking your dick wouldn't be worth my hourly wage
>>769178659
Jack?
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>>769178726
What's wrong with jerking off if no one knows? Doesn't matter if it's in public or not.

>>769178811
All I have to be is charismatic and insinuate my riches. Then you'd be all over my cock and you know it.
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>>769178936
But im financially stable and engaged to a man with an ego the size of the grand canyon
What more could you possibly bring to the table?
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>>769179271
Whatever it is you desire, but you're too easy for me to bother trying, and I want you to know it because I hate basic bitches like you. I want to hatefuck you until all you want is your sweet and kind husband to worship you to distract you from the fact you're a piece of shit.
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>>769174571
Fucking reddit spacer
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>>769179571
My fiance is an ass, though. I like butting heads with his pride.
Only beta bitches like yourself would fuck women they see as beneath them.
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>>769177102
>I'm insecure in the knowledge that someone out there may be a better man than I am
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>>769179758
Your fiance sounds like a sand nigger. Have fun with that.
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>>769179668
That wasn't r*ddit spacing.

This is.

>>769179758
I never said I would fuck you.
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>>769179878
Typical beta male. Cant respect a man better than him, has to dehumanize him to feel better about his own inferiority
>>769179937
>i want to hatefuck you
This thread is fascinating. Please go on
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>>769179937
Heh, newfag can't even figure out how to say reddit w/out being classified as spam. Sure smells like REDDIT
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>>769180044
>please go on
I know this is turning you on, because I know you're a whore. You're a worthless piece of shit and you know it.

>>769180056
I'm using linux so the alt codes are harder to access, plus I don't have a numpad.
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>>769179878
>my fiance is actually part of a race that fought back the sandniggers for thousands of years
Basically his people were alpha so that people like your parents could raise a soyboy such as yourself in moderate comfort
>>769180201
Eh i dont wanna play into your roleplay. Ill go back to being anon and laffin'
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>>769180044
>Typical beta male. Cant respect a man better than him, has to dehumanize him to feel better about his own inferiority
I'm just following the trail of statistics. I've known a lot of women who got involved with muslims. I think only 3 of them worked long term. And two of them nearly died. So again, have fun with that.
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>>769180287
He's a slav, but ok
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>very high on vyvanse
>Arab faggot owed my friend money
>drive to his work
>starts getting in my face
>push him
>puts his fists up
>see 9/10 in his car staring at me
>smile at her and knock his hat off, tell him to do something
>runs back to his hat
>puts hand under his shirt and literally pretends to have a gun and says he’ll shoot me
>walk towards him
>runs to his car and speeds away
>next day find him and spit dip on his face/beat his ass
Everyone hates him so I got many compliments in the next week even though his 6 friends beat my ass immediately after he was on the ground
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>>769180201
You don't need alt code, faggot.
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>>769180285
>Basically his people were alpha so that people like your parents could raise a soyboy such as yourself in moderate comfort
I irony of this is hysterical.
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>>769180337
>He's a slav,
So... Your wedding picture is gonna be him crouching in an alley smoking a cigarette and holding a bottle of cheap vodka?
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>>769169937
But its still a fact of life that society and upbringing creates and establishes the existence of two types of men; followers and leaders. It might not be evident in wolves, but its certainly evident through human history as well as primate social structure.
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>>769180285
You're still posting as a femanon though. I've never met a girl on /b/ that wasn't a whore.

>>769180501
Yeah I can use ctrl^shift^u but I forgot the code. I remember it being 0173 on Windows.

>>769180337
Slavs are fags. All they do is fight and drink vodka.
>hurr durr look how alpha I am I can fight while drunk
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>>769180725
>hurr durr look how alpha I am I can fight while drunk
I thought that was us 'muricans?
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>>769180849
I'm British
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>>769180595
Hard times make strong men, strong men make easy times, easy times make weak men, weak men make hard times
Or something like that.
I'm importing his slavic ass to America to help me beat back the liberal cucks and make beautiful cuban/hungarian babies
>>769180695
It might unironically be this because we are both 4chan shitposters and meme about our wedding
>>769180725
Most girls that post as female on /b/ are whores. Then again, ive been posting here since 2004 and I'm not a whore so it probably has more to do with the type of post women are making. And slavs drink, fight, and steal tanks to overthrow their government. They are also the only thing stopping the EU from invading all of europe with Muslims looking for welfare so you're welcome
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>>769172866
Agreed... but a lot of the traits listed under alpha tend to support that lifestyle and method of thinking
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>>769180974
>They are also the only thing stopping the EU from invading all of europe with Muslims looking for welfare
Well they're doing a shit job of that. This country is infested with sandniggers, and your alpha husband isn't exaclty doing us any favours.
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>>769181162
They can only really defend their own countries, shit-for-brains. Look at how many muslims are actually making it into the baltics/eastern european countries. Almost zero
Can't do much about north europe shipping them in by the boatload.
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>>769181321
No, it's just the sandniggers wan't to move to a rainy country like England instead of a snow covered country like Russia. Obviously they'd choose the USA for the booze, burgers and bitches, but their shitty rafts won't travel across the Atlantic.
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>>769181533
You obviously know jack shit about geopolitics and/or global weather patterns
The Mediterranean is great but they dont want to live there because the governments arent giving them an easy ride at the taxpayer's expense
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>>769181702
Because those countries are poor. Why would they migrate from one shithole to another? You obviously know jack shit about econmics.
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>>769167987
definitely made bunch of cis girls lose their shit in public. they always stare at my crotch. women really are jealous creatures.
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>>769180974
>Hard times make strong men, strong men make easy times, easy times make weak men, weak men make hard times
I was raised fatherless, by a drunken cocaine addict who enjoyed putting cigarettes out on me, and letting her boyfriends use me as a punching bag. I spent half of my childhood and adolescence in and out of foster care. If hard times make strong men, then sweetheart I'm carved out of fucking stone. I was legally emancipated at 15, and have been on my own since. I put myself through school. Worked a full time, and part time job while paying for my ASE certification for auto mechanics. And now support a wife and 2 kids on my own. You wanna talk about being raised in moderate comfort, one more time?
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>>769182444
I'm currently stuck in toxic living environment. had multiple cardiovascular events. do spend money on alcohol and marijuana but mostly walking around town by myself. no friends no job etc.

struggling so hard now but I do 2mile cardio in morning. trying to focus on forward motion and love.
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