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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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YLYL
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>>769167497
Reposting yesterdays "memes". OP is a faget.
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>>769168648

aneurysm?
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>>769168820
she tried to read the teleprompter
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>>769168648
Dude she is always high as SHIT you can tell. Fucking crackhead
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>>769167497
lol wtf how could you play soccer on an angle like that xD
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>>769168572
That made me lol
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>>769168648
when tha kush hit
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>>769169257
ahaha you raise an excellent point which until now had escaped my notice
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>>769169257

it's called football ya cunt
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>Be me
>12 yo boy Juan Pablo Chavarro Jaramillo
>Parents leave for the day so I got time for this being alone at home
>Want to be penetrated by our dog
>Read on internet i have to clean my ass inside b4 doing anal
>Wait after taking a dump
>Clean the outside with water and soap
>Use the hose pipe to shot water inside my butt and take out all the remains of inside my colon
>Do that several times as I was told
>Dress like a girl even with a long hair wig.
>Take the dog inside the house and get on all fours for him
>He usually is horny but now doesn't want
>Touch his balls
>Doesn't work
>Remember that on the paper bin of the toilet there was some toilet paper wet with pee
>Take it and rub it on my asshole
>Put myself again on four legs showing my butt to the dog
>Now he reacts
>He smells and licks my ass
>Jumps over me and
>Starts penetrating me
>I'm so horny on being his slave
>Feeling dominated like a whore by him turns me on so hot
>Masturbate and cum
>He cums too inside me
>He gets stuck inside my ass it's normaly a thing the dog species do
>Hear parents car
>OMG, they are going to find me like this
>Try to force the dick out
>Oh good I'm free
>Parents enter home
>I ran fast as fuck to my bedroom clean myself and change clothes
>Parents complain that I let the dog inside
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>>769169680
oi u avin a giggle m8? u cheeky lil focka ill hook u right in the gabber
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>>769168648
nerve gas?
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>>769168580
jesus christ
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>>769169680
Oh you live in the 3rd world
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>>769167497
is this like r/dankmemes?
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>>769168541
Wow they are dumb
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>>769167497
>>769169257
alpine soccer
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>>769169964
young teen loves tractors, news at 11
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>>769170866
mind of a 6 year old
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>>769168648
https://edition.cnn.com/2017/11/02/entertainment/wendy-williams-explains-fainting/index.html
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>>769169197
So this happened?
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>>769170394
do you have the original without the meme text
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>>769168580
i love the smile that comes across donald's face seeing his son get excited out of the corner of his eye
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>>769168572
Lost hard ...
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>>769171523
Were they talking about zelda?
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>>769167497
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EvoB82NMOoY
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>>769171721
no, fucking use that you stupid nigger
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>>769172940
Anon is quite angry.
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>>769168580
Damn he looked so damn happy. I get happy whenever I see heavy machinery :D
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>>769169257

Would be fun, but then your ball will fly into the water! xDD
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>>769170747
They are, but you'd see humans doing the same shit if that toy car was like a bag of money or something.
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>>769168572
fucking lost
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>>769169257
You sound like you don't belong on this site
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>>769170977
>only small children are allowed to unironically like anything. All others must be as miserable as me.

This is the most /b/ post on the whole goddamn board
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>>769176532
that a foot ?
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>>769176532
Crazy
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>>769175274
I was in that thread
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>>769176532
id like to bust a nut on his leg
just to see what would happen
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>>769170977
Looking at Ferraris is nothing different.
Fucking idiots. He's just a boy.
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>>769178249
Calm down, autist.
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>>769170645
FUCKING LOST LMAO
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>>769178538
Really?

This entire thread is pretty much unfunny garbage. Wtf /b/?
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>>769176532
same guy?
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>>769177920
Looks like someone already did
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>>769178342
so what?
i wouldn't want to be any different
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>>769179461
Good for you.

"He'S JuSt a BOy!"
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>>769178342
It's not autistic to think that kids liking big loud machines is normal.
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>>769172334

So I don't get what's funny here. Any Rusfags care to explain?
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>>769170902
hmmmmm
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>>769168580

Barron is so cute.
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>>769176532
Fucking cultists of nurgle!
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>>769168514
Someone has a water main leak..
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>>769178717
oh that is fucking disgusting
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>>769167754
Quote from the movie Tommy.

Not that Tommy, the other Tommy.
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>>769180087
Fuck off corpse worshipper
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>>769178717
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>>769170747
Cows are curious and will always check out something new.

If you stand at the fence of a field full of cows, they'll come over to you.
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>>769178826
Lost
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>>769168648
possessed by a demon, probably from her countless satanic hollywood rituals LOL
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>>769177623
Congratulations
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>>769169798
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>>769168648
two weeks?
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>>769178826
Judging from how this is written, I feel that whoever made this tried too hard.
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>>769180157
It is called an American. Get your facts straight
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>>769178688
Shut the fuck up you actual asshole
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>>769180907
kek.

reminds me of when i strung along a fake kik account trying to blackmail me by getting nudes of myself. i played dumb and sent pictures of my hand, arm, leg, elbow.....they raged before i just stopped replying
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>>769181156
They aren't any fun anymore. Just not driven.
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>>769178717
What is his name ?
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>>769181064
kek, lost, I'm fucking retarded, sorry
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>>769181193
I came here for lols, not nostalgia
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>>769170747
Yeah they're fucking stupid. How does a cow not know what a remote control car is?
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>>769181276
He was a british guy.

There was a programme on tv where he was desperate to lose weight cos it was killing him. A doctor said if he could lose a certain amount he would operate to remove some more.

The guy lost the weight he needed but died about 2 weeks before the operation.

It was actually quite sad.
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jesus what a fucking dog shit thread
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>>769176865
That's where you're wrong, kiddo.
You are the baited; he is the master baiter.
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>>769178826
Whoever made this is a delusional moron.
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>>769171748
He's not even paying attention to his son there you idiot. How does it feel to be so completely average? t. math phd. Fuck you.
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>>769181991
A baiter of that caliber? Impossible.
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>>769182074
lol ok kiddo

no counter-argument, not providing any facts for why you think this is the case

they're just a "delusional moron"

great point you've made there, squirt
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>>769181196
kek
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>>769182271
If you haven't worked with or lived among wetbacks, you may not know that they aren't exactly the college type, hard workers, or even civilized.

So go away, it isn't technically summer yet.
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>>769182074
kek, right, they're the ones who are fucking retarded, not you
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>>769176532
>>769178717
>>769181276
>>769181544

I think I found him. Sad.

https://www.mirror.co.uk/tv/tv-news/obese-60-stone-man-put-10038028
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>>769182506

lol ok kiddo

no counter-argument, not providing any facts for why you think this is the case

I'm just "fucking retarded"

great point you've made there, squirt
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>>769182271
Damn bro, does everyone have to explain themselves to you?

You must be super fun to hang around.
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>>769182631
Lost
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>>769182491
I worked as a landscaper for 4 years with almost exclusively Mexican immigrants, some illegal. Most were of average intelligence, some lower and some higher. I also have two advanced college degrees and I knew several Mexican immigrants, granted they were all legal I'm sure, but several of them excelled in college and have bachelor's or master's degrees now. Also, that picture never said anything about Mexicans in particular, you know there are immigrants from other countries, right? I'm sure any given immigrant from India or Taiwan is probably better educated than you are you gullible cuck.
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>>769182491
"lel anyone who disagrees with me is a high schooler"

lmao ok cuck
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>>769182221
I think you meant "impossibru," newfag. -heavy breathing, fedora tip-
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>>769182208
You have a doctorate in fucking numbers and you're slinging shit at people? Kek. You're an aleph null of obliviosity.
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>>769168648
The ghost of the statue of liberty is not to be taken lightly
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>>769182656
>ur a child and won't fight me on the internet
>did I mention that your a child

You're just as much of a moron as the other guy tbh
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>>769178826
>>769178904
Whoever wrote this is not an American
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>>769183653
Move over Sherlock Holmes
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>>769183779
Stfu Watson
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>>769181004
Wtf I love Rolex now
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>>769175685
you can never convince me that robert isnt the greatest meme of any board
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>>769180699
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>>769168580
Is Barron retarded?
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>>769184374
No one knows for sure but the chances of a child being developmentally disabled increase with the parents' (and especially the father's) age. Donald Trump would have been 59 when fathering him.
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>>769178336
Has this dumb bitch never seen a cartoon
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>>769183058
Godamn. Kek
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>>769184585
Is donald that old? Shit
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>>769185143
Barron is 12, Donald is 71. He's older than Ronald Reagan was when assuming office.
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>>769169725
>parents complain that I let the dog come inside
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>>769175274
>Presidents living past 100
That job sucks your soul man. It would be amazing if he lives to 90.
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>>769178336
i guess the joke, fell flat on its ass
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>>769168481
Kys, Trump Thumpin' Faggot
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>>769185021
DOUBLE KEK LOST HOLY FUCK ANON GOD TIER GOLD HJAHAHAHAJAHHAHAHJAHA
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>>769178336
lost
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>>769187025
you like?
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>>769169644
Nearly.
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>>769187084
>>769187525
more pls anon
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>>769180749
Total Recall?
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>>769187899
for you my love
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>>769169725
>be me
It's all yours pal
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>>769168514
Funny. Now do it with a lawn mower.
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>>769170977
Never been to a tractor show, have ya?

Grown men with big mustaches looking as if they were dweebs at a Star Wars convention.
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>>769178336
Kek
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prepare to laugh my dudes
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>>769184374

Yes. When 60 year old sperm hits a 35 year old womb nothing good happens.
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>>769169725
Dude.... who the fuck do you think is going to laugh at this?
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>>769184585

Trump started tweeting about vaccines causing autism at about the same time Barron would have been diagnosed as well.
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>>769177011
Die. Die now.
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>>769176587
Jews do that
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>>769169254
I feel so old.
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>>769175274
Best one so far, look at all the triggered people replying!
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>>769168820
Severe dehydration followed by a drop in blood pressure. Fainting is the bodies way of getting you in a horizontal position to facilitate more bloodflow to the brain. Plus she's a crazy bitch.
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>>769188275
lol anon do you make these yourself?
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>>769188744
It's difficult to tell if he's actually retarded or just an average 12 year old who hates his parents and not being able to have even a small semblance of normalcy for a kid his age like hanging out with friends playing xbox. There hasn't been a young man in the white house since JFK's presidency so it's hard to tell exactly what behavior should be expected from him.

>>769188886
My personal opinions on the President aside, his modus operandi is to deflect personal responsibility for things he feels he has no control over.
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>>769176532
This makes me hungry.

Do i need to kms?
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>>769170491
Sadly, yes.

The dankest of memes here is the naked banana, which is used to end every YLYL thread.
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>>769189388
ya i can't remember the website though
i wish i knew
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>>769189404

No mate seriously, he's fucking retarded.
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>>769178826
Wow the left really can't meme
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>>769182727
You have two advanced degrees but had to landscape for a living?

Masters in Philosophy
Masters in Journalism
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want lori?
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>>769189525
damn cause now I wanna do this shit.
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>>769189553
Maybe, but at the age I seemed pretty retarded too. Now look at me, I'm a young, successful man posting on 4chan in my free time.
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