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Alone at my birthday.

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Alone at my birthday.
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birthday trips
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buy that birthday cake for 1
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>>769166999
happy birthday anon, nice trips. What do you want do today?
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>>769166999
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Son, are you in there?
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>>769167759
this is sad
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Happy birthday anon!
I‘ve had a birthday on 4chan or two. No one remembered except for my parents and my brother. That wasn‘t long ago. Maybe a year or two. Things got better. And things will get better for you too.
Celebrate yourself. Celebrate the future that lies before you. Celebrate that next year you‘ll look back and laugh.
Happy birthday anon!
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>>769167759
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>>769166999
Happy bday anon

1 year closer to death
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>>769166999

Happy birthday! Here is a cake
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>Be me
>12 yo boy Juan Pablo Chavarro Jaramillo
>Parents leave for the day so I got time for this being alone at home
>Want to be penetrated by our dog
>Read on internet i have to clean my ass inside b4 doing anal
>Wait after taking a dump
>Clean the outside with water and soap
>Use the hose pipe to shot water inside my butt and take out all the remains of inside my colon
>Do that several times as I was told
>Dress like a girl even with a long hair wig
>Take the dog inside the house and get on all fours for him
>He usually is horny but now doesn't want
>Touch his balls
>Doesn't work
>Remember that on the paper bin of the toilet there was some toilet paper wet with pee
>Take it and rub it on my asshole
>Put myself again on four legs showing my butt to the dog
>Now he reacts
>He smells and licks my ass
>Jumps over me and
>Starts penetrating me
>I'm so horny on being his slave
>Feeling dominated like a whore by him turns me on so hot
>Masturbate and cum
>He cums too inside me
>He gets stuck inside my ass it's normaly a thing the dog species do
>Hear parents car.
>OMG, they are going to find me like this
>Try to force the dick out
>Oh good I'm free
>Parents enter home
>I ran fast as fuck to my bedroom clean myself and change clothes
>Parents complain that I let the dog inside
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>>769166999
Happy B-day anon! Sick trips and enjoy your day :)
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Happy Birthday
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Op here, thank you all /b/ ros =) even if i am alone, live will go one, and we will all do this somehow
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>>769166999
Happy Birthday Anon

I hate birthdays. Childhood trauma.

Go for a run. Treat yourself
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>>769166999
Havent celebrated mine in 10 years. No point when you've got no friends.
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Happy Birthday.
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>>769166999
Happy bd and fuck you
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>>769168267
Thank you =) somehow this makes me feel better, i hope things will go better
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Happy birthday bitch. Id smoke you up if u were real.
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Happy birthday man.
Here, have some Asian bitches.
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>>769170331
How old are you ?
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>>769166999
happy b-day anon. pic katya kischuk
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>>769166999
My birthday today as well anon. Happy Birthday B/ro
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>>769171236
Thank you very much =) i also wish you a happy birthday. How old have u become ?
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>>769171738
38...U?
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>>769172069
24 years
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>>769172116
Didn't do much special today, birthdays for me dont hold any significance; just another day really.
But I hope this next year is a good one for you.
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sign it you fuckers.
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>>769166999
Dude, a birthday is just that the Earth took another run around the Sun. Let it go man, it means no more than you want it to. Go do shit you want to. Also, happy birthday.
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>>769172673
Signed.
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Signed

>Fuck you, it's a Norwegian name.
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good luck /b/ro
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have a good one, bruh.
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happy bday man
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Happy births anon
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>>769174390
lol you fucked up
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Happy births anon.
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My handwriting sucks
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>>769166999
welcome to adulthood
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>>769175247
Come on, Sonia!
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>>769166999
The good news is with no friends you have less people to disappoint with your shitty life.
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>>769175526
HERO
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happy birthday anon, long may you live
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>>769175668
Can you believe that Sonia though? Like anyone's gonna believe OP got a girl to sign his birthday card anyway.
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Happy birthday Anon
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>>769175909
Gonna need it spelled, to make sure this is not a troll reply. Literally can not make out name.
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>>769166999
Oh fuck, those birthday gets.
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Happy Birthday bud
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happy birth anon
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>>769176168
Pongamonos rikozos
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>>769176318
Shit you all fucked it up
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Happy birthday, it's my birthday too
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>>769174390
>sonia
show tits bitch
it's his fuckin' birthday ffs
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>>769176431
Show dick dadu, he may be gay
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>>769166999
happy bday nigger
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>>769166999
Love you anon. We're here for you.
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>>769176548
OP, we need confirmation. You a homo?
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>>769176548
Well, he is OP, sad and alone..

I'd post one myself, but my phones camera does not have a solid macro function or lens.
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>>769176740
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>>769166999
sorry anon. happy bday things will get better
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why are you alone in your birthday anon?
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>>769166999
Hey it's my birthday today too. Happy birthday bud
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Happy, xdaysthatyouhaverevolvedaroundthesunday to you anon
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>>769166999
Happy birthday anon! Don't take it too much to heart. You are another year older, wiser, and the future is looking up!! Make this celebration slow, thoughtful, personal, reserved. Spend time with others another time.

Only fap a little and go to bed early. This is a nice day.
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>>769177474
happy birthday, anon!!

pic not related
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Happy birthday anon from Texas
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>>769176740
selfish bitch
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>>769167221
For 1? How about the cat?
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>>769166999
Happy brithing day anon
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last year I also spent my birthday in /b/, I know what it feels like, be strong
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>>769166999
Happy bday dude!
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>>769166999
it's my birthday too, happy birthday!
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