You smoke?
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You smoke?
>>769165131
I smoke pussy, does that count?
>>769165131
I proudly vap
Ice, the drug of whites.
>>769165166
Yeah.
on first day of quitting right now. Taking the wellbutrin and have the gum and a still want to fucking kill myself.
>>769165352
You are doing it wrong and you will start smoking again.
You can only quit if you have the willpower to just say:"Ok, last one" and mean it. No gum, no spray. With these you are still taking the neurotoxin your brain is addicted to and you will, from now on, waste your money on nicotine gum.
It's designed that way. And now fucking kys.
>>769165131
Very rarely. American Spirits
>>769165352
Meh only way to quit is to start exercising it will give your brain the oxygen it crazes. And quit drinking for a month.
I smoke but I don’t give a shit if I die. Not that I wanna die like some fag load emo just fuck it if it happens it happens. Not gonna worry about it life is cheap stop worrying about shit
Just had to borrow $50 from my room mate or I'd run out of tobacco. It's like every month I'm $50 in the hole.
>>769167253
Literally what everyone says to themselves when they realize they are addicted. Your life may change, and then you'll want to live, but this stupid choice you make now damns you.
>>769165131
My girlfriend does. Doesn't bother me the slightest.
yes, quite a lot
been clean for 1 year, relapsed when broke up with my boyfriend.
then I stopped again, been ~4 months now. Jogging, swimming, eating right daily. Feels much better, more energy, better skin.
Been trying to quit for a couple of months, but every now and then I smoke a cigarret, it's stronger then me.
>>769167771
>broke up with my boyfriend.
gaaaaaayyyyyy
>>769165131
Only dabs and bud.
>>769165170
I love sucking dicks and getting fucked in the ass too. Nice to meet you anon
>>769165131
I smoke bud
occasionally I'll smoke a couple of cigs at a party or bar
>>769165131
Nope, never even tried it.
3 packs a day for years and then switched to vape. I spend a fraction of what I used to spend on smokes. Just gotta avoid the autistic vape culture
>>769167771
>Feels much better, more energy, better skin.
But no amount of excersise will UN FUCK your canerous lungs and heart.
PERMANETLY DAMAGED
Tobacco is the dumbest drug there is and only pussies use it.
Prove me wrong bitch
>>769168319
Vaperizers are ment as a cessation tool, not a fucking replcement.
Do you know, the majority of vape juice has upwards of 10,000x more nicotine then in cigs?
>>769168261
Did you ever form your own opinion on something or do you just blindly copy what others say?
>>769165131
Smoking is so last century. Who the fuck wastes money on that shit any more?
>>769165131
Smoking right now...
>>769165131
Yes
About 2 packs a day
>>769168523
>This
>>769168331
Not true. Your body heals.
On a tablet...
Been cutting down.. Pretty satisfied with a halfie after taking some of the filter out
Only smoke like 3 or 4 a day
>>769168740
Um, no princess, not from smoking they surely dont.
>>769168331
This info is outdated do some fucking research
>>769168875
I did that for years and then slipped up
Was at a mental hospital, smoking my 2nd cig of the day, then the guy is like "you want another?"
Been smoking a pack a day since.
>>769168920
lungs actually heal quite quickly compared to other organs
>>769168615
Are you rich?
>>769168920
They will not fully recover, but greatly improve over some years
>Be me
>12 yo boy Juan Pablo Chavarro Jaramillo
>Parents leave for the day so I got time for this being alone at home
>Want to be penetrated by our dog
>Read on internet i have to clean my ass inside b4 doing anal
>Wait after taking a dump
>Clean the outside with water and soap
>Use the hose pipe to shot water inside my butt and take out all the remains of inside my colon
>Do that several times as I was told
>Dress like a girl even with a long hair wig
>Take the dog inside the house and get on all fours for him
>He usually is horny but now doesn't want
>Touch his balls
>Doesn't work
>Remember that on the paper bin of the toilet there was some toilet paper wet with pee
>Take it and rub it on my asshole
>Put myself again on four legs showing my butt to the dog
>Now he reacts
>He smells and licks my ass
>Jumps over me and
>Starts penetrating me
>I'm so horny on being his slave
>Feeling dominated like a whore by him turns me on so hot
>Masturbate and cum
>He cums too inside me
>He gets stuck inside my ass it's normaly a thing the dog species do
>Hear parents car
>OMG, they are going to find me like this
>Try to force the dick out
>Oh good I'm free
>Parents enter home
>I ran fast as fuck to my bedroom clean myself and change clothes
>Parents complain that I let the dog inside
fag?
>>769165131
No, I'd rather spend my money on a real vice.
Just got done smoking a cigar. Was fun. Wish it was weed.
>>769165131
Smoke what?
How much is a small pack where you are?
Ontario is $12-14 depending on quality
>>769169145
which is?
>>769168331
>>769168920
still better than continually smoking---by your logic after a few sticks the lungs are as bad as someone who smoked 20 years? surely not.
I totally get the appeal of smoking, but the costs are too much for me personally. Sometimes I miss having a drag (especially on rainy days--I like being at the window and draw the cold damp air through the cig--so comfy), but that feeling fades fast over time.
>>769169186
Ya but that's Canadian money
>>769169138
yep. You may post dick nao
>>769165131
"Smoke what?"
>>769168331
I don’t know if you knew, but there’s this weird thing the human body does that we call healing. And while it won’t fix a person’s lungs if there’s a bunch of chemical shit stuffed in there, it’ll certainly fix up your skin and other parts of your body because you’re no longer actively poisoning yourself.
Think for maybe 10 seconds before you pound out random bullshit on that semen covered keyboard.
>>769165273
Uhhh, I've known more niggas on the meff than whites.
>>769169238
And Canadian taxes
>>769165131
hello yeah
likely have lung cancer
>>769167253
If you get cancer I reckon you should be worried. Smoking is stupid as fuck and has links to low income areas in certain countries like england, scotland, USA etc.
>>769169443
yamazaki, outto
>>769168430
>Prove me wrong
>>769168989
I've gone months at a time without them, just keep coming back
Haven't been a pack a day smoker since like2012
>>769169204
Something that's addicting and will actually get you high.
>>769169584
Which is?
I'm just axing
>>769169662
Cocaine.
>>769169584
>will actually get you high.
Until you start using just to feel normal, that is
>>769169759
haha
Smoking is good. It helps you to stay thin. It helps to center you when you are stressed. It helps you to pass the time. It makes you look cool.
>>769169534
RIP, cancer dude
>>769169778
>ever reaching that level
What a faggot you are
I got up to putting a gram in my face in one sitting and functioned fine off of it. The key is to do it every other day or every two days, and only once or twice a day at that. Your tolerance goes up but you still get absolutely fucked and your body doesn't get dependent. I would get fucking flayed and play Borderlands 2 while whores would try and distract me and then go work at a bakery at 4am. If you can't handle it you're just a poosay.
>>769170211
It also gives you temporary alertness and energy
>>769170211
>helps you stay thin
So does controlling your bad habits you fucking retard.
>helps you center yourself
So does controlling your bad mentality you fucking retard.
>helps you pass the time
Maybe you shouldn't try and measure time and just enjoy the fact that you're experiencing anything at all you fucking retard.
>it makes you look cool
Never once have I watched the Special Olympics and thought you looked cool, you fucking retard.
>>769165131
yas. I smoked a pack and some more cigs last night, and also straw cigs. Got a little drunk too because the girl I fucking love was with this guy (nice guy, unfortunately I like him), I had to sleep in the same room as them, and listen to their kisses and shit. I was sleeping in a bed with two of my girlfriends and they're sleeping in the ground. I could totally see what was happening because I was spooning my friend and I had a clear view. Couldn't sleep, wake untill now, can't stop thinking about this bitch...
No. Too smart for that.
>>769170555
Agreed trips man. Not everyone has the mental fortitude such as you and me.
>>769170555
>triggered
>>769165131
You gonna die of no lungs.
Who is the buzzing dildo?
Smoked Mayfair when I was a teenager. Moved to lambert in my late teens.
Around a year ago I switched to a vaporiser.
Less expensive, less harmful, less smelly. Plus I don't have to go out in the cold for a smoke any more.
>>769170714
why do people get so triggered by smokers?
>>769170920
whats the hardest part about vaping?
telling your parents that you're gay
>>769170920
>I don't have to go out in the cold for a smoke any more.
>cold
Pff.. I bet it's not even that cold where you live. I go out when it's minus 30F. What's the coldest shit you've had to deal with? Like 10F or some gay shit? HAHAHA
>>769170973
Well I used to smoke fags.
I don't anymore.
So am I more gay or less gay?
>>769170966
Mostly memes taught to them by school, tv and parents
I did but the fsc shit got to me too much. I wish kreteks were legalnid smoke the fuck out of them
>>769171082
Mate this isn't a cold dick measuring contest. I'd just rather be sitting in my house than standing out by the back door.
>>769171122
More gay. And by gay I mean autistic.
>>769168523
Same. Just got my own machine, smoking Cherokee tobacco, much better than store shit. Much calmer and cleaner feel. More like a pipe or cigar.
>>769167482
Look at this optimistic faggot being all hopeful and care-free.
You make me sick
Your mentality is what has kept me on this shit earth for 10 years. I could have ended it back then when I already saw my outcome very clearly. Nothing has gotten or will get better for me.
I have given given up and accepted death. You should too.
>>769171232
Huh, little trips outside are my favorite part of the ritual
If I ever start vaping I think I'll still go outside to vape
>>769171232
>Mate this isn't a cold dick measuring contest.
hahaha thankyou for the laugh mate
>>769171162
>>769170966
>>769170714
I smoked for a decade growing up, and I won't lie, sometimes I still miss a good rollie. The fact of the matter is that we get one body and to treat it like shit for short term pleasure is outright retarded. You're going to be old and fucking miserable one day but your excuses now consist of, "well it helped me calm down after my boss told me to pick up the pace and my dad said he couldn't loan me any more money, but at least the highschoolers on the passing bus probably thought I looked really cool taking a deep drag of a camel's dick." Tell me you smoke because you enjoy the taste and how it makes you feel, fine, but when you pull bullshit like that out of your ass while sacrificing your health, you're a fucking retard and I'll tell you so. You fucking retards.
>>769171082
-56F for a week straight a couple years ago, jeans and longsleeve shirt weather. Fuck off outta here you bragging bitch.
>>769168920
Well, that's disgusting nonetheless
>>769171649
Wow, thanks so much for enlightening me. I'm so grateful to have people like you call me out on my shit.
>>769171927
I'm so grateful for retards like you. I feel superior.
>>769171966
I'm so grateful for smart guys like you. I feel safe when you are around.
>>769172066
You can rest in my arms for as long as you need but if you try to light up after sex I will hook you up to the garden hose.
No.
But I work in a environment where everyone smokes.
It is so fucking disgusting how me and my cloths stink because of this everyday. It is suffereing.
I vape, suck my dick faggots
>>769172122
Oh yeah? What if you don't even deserve sex, you dirty little girl?
>>769172262
If you vape you prob smoke enough cocks for us.
>>769172262
You do realize that the price of vaping is going to be just under the price of cigarettes.
The price of vaping will always rise with the price of cigarettes.
Enjoy your addiction.
>>769172409
Daddy
>>769172679
>>769172409
>>769172066
>>769171966
I enjoyed this exchange
>>769165131
This thread is 1 hour and 40 minutes old.
That's 4 cigarettes ago to most of the smokers reading this
>>769171649
>going to be old and fucking miserable one day
Yeah no thanks. You see, I smoke, so that wont happen.
>>769165131
No, I don have a disposition for the sucking of phallic objects.
>>769171214
holy shit. Mint blacks are gay ar but they're tasty
>>769173935
You'll be old and miserable when you're 40
>>769165166
faggot
>>769174260
Duck you, retard!
>>769174426
That generally happens anyway