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/s/fur
"s" :c
>>769160998
>off by one trips
>>769161057
hello darkness my old friend
>tfw no qtπ scorpion mammal girlfriend thing
>>769161156
I've come to talk with you again
>>769160998
Gays BTFO
i want to die
>>769161226
Aren't you a special little snowflake
>>769161226
Same
>>769161282
>big socks
hnnnnnnnnnng
>>769161284
Salutations.
>>769160827
my laptop came so i am back in action. I really should start getting a furry art collection going again
>>769161440
:3
>>769161284
i like your beard
>>769161518
show butt
>>769161555
no you don't
>>769161552
Not bad btw! I'd suggest growing the beard out more but that might be more my thing.
>>769161518
How'd you make your laptop cum?
>>769161284
You look like a damned methhead...pretty Floridian if you ask me.
>>769161518
Heya Missy
>>769161336
>
>>769161555
>beard
I like your trips.
>>769161518
Join the club. I'm still working on restoring mine
>>769161518
How'd you manage to jerk off a laptop? Tell me your secrets
Has anyone actually gotten fur pics framed and put on a wall before?
>>769161787
cute
I was surprised to learn humans enjoy having their ears rubbed too
>>769161818
if they did it's probably with that bitch with the bottle of wine
>>769161613
i did once a long time ago, sorry you missed it
>>769161643
it even came in the mail! its so naughty
>>769161649
Sup?
>>769161660
I still need to hunt down a trackpad sticker : i dont know why lenovo and i think acer started using these but they wear out and look like crap in a few weeks not to mention buying second hand workstations.
>>769161818
Yes...
>>769161818
i know someone that has Miles DF originals hanging in his house.
>>769161905
Oh my~
Are we cool by the way? I don't remember.. I'm still sorry.
>>769161905
Been good?
>>769161917
I remember a restaurant with naked female elephant anthros on the walls.
>>769161905
Are you talking about a clit mouse?
>>769161963
like i've said many a time over : i dont hold stuff against you because i have been there, i know what its like.
>>769162040
no, on like 2009 - 2015 lenovos the trackpad has this weird "bumpy" sticker on it. it looks like garbage and usually wears out.
Clit mouse is fine! i have lots of spares of those.
I used the trackpad when i play games cause it has "momentum" / Trackball emulation
>>769162060
Well I appreciate that.
Sorry for bringing it up then..
>>769162160
i see a ballsack
>>769162192
like i said, its cool. Dont worry about it
>>769162189
ah! The only trackpad I've ever actually liked was on my macbook. I have a dell now and the trackpad is trash
>>769162246
nothing wrong with balls
>>769162246
that makes it better
>>769162451
oh dear lord
I always love good shark stuff I haven't seen before
>>769162334
Big round ones.
>>769162334
alps just cant make drivers. the dell drivers modify windows settings rather than actually adressing anything else. This messes up your wired or wireless mice when you change the trackpad speed... its terrible.
Apple trackpads feel awful like mousing through paste. Its all software, but every time you fix it the updates break the pref panes that let you turn off acceleration and precision.
>>769162648
I tried to uninstall hacky drivers to improve the trackpad and it didn't help
I think apple trackpads feel amazing. I never had an issue with mine
>>769162820
*install
>>769162820
i hate them so much i have a rMBP sitting on my desk i have not even turned on in about 4 months.
>>769162941
I had a 15" 2013 rMPB. I want one again
hissssssssssss
Trackpads are made as a temporary and compact substitute for normal mouse, you retards.
Jeez, you don't expect a proper performance from a prosthesis.
alright I showed mine, you show me yours
>>769163067
mines just not usable : broswing the internet it thermal throttles, the battery life is terrible too ...under an hour and a half.
it refused to work with the thunderbolt apple display (could not change brightness, no sound) and the BT mouse, Keybaord, and magic trackpad ALL refused to pair with it...
Yet those things all worked fine with non apple laptops <.<
luckily its a work machine so i wasted 0 dollars on it.
>>769163191
I actually did some digital painting on mine. It was easy
>>769163270
I installed a program to keep the fans basically maxed out all the time. It was noisier but it kept it cool
>>769163387
then the battery would be worse<.<
Im happy with this old lenovo : even doing HD movies i can keep the fan totally off when on battery so long as i dont use the graphics card
Fuck I'm tired. I already want to go to sleep
>>769163757
Then just go. Have a nice dream.
off to work
I hope I die lmao
>>769163847
lmao me too lmao
>>769163838
Can't. If I sleep now I'll be fucked tonight and tomorrow
>>769163847
have fun
>>769163905
Then try power napping. Set an alarm to wake you up after 30-60min.
>>769164009
It doesn't work. I turn it off and sleep for 8 hours and wake up with a headache
>>769164192
5
tfw your sister almost catch you with your pants down
>>769165226
give her the D
>>769165272
oh and livestream it
>>769165226
is this the start of a new naylor comic?
i swear there was a mod pruning threads this morning
>>769165513
is that why everyone's afraid to start a new thread
oops
>>769165582
i dunno
i never make threads
i went out and did something because of it
>>769165272
>>769165367
oh god no.
>>769165827
What did you do? Tell us more.
>>769165840
Yes!
>>769165513
hi, eth
>>769165930
no!
>>769166104
Take one for the team nigga!
>>769165930
arts and crafts
wanna actually see?
>>769166217
Yes!
>>769166156
i'd rather fuck sandpaper than my sister
>>769166217
God, no. pls.
Don't go full retard.
>>769166437
sah gay
if you don't fuck your sister you're a faggot
>>769166437
todays rubbing isn't even that great, but unique.
>>769166437
ima go more retard
this is the one on my wall
i have better ones
>>769166789
cool
back to fur postin
how was ur morning!
>>769166618
But what if he is... a female?
>>769166789
That's one great puke painting.
The green, Is that broccoli? Must be, I'll recognise broccoli anywhere!
>>769167082
i dont have a broccoli green crayon.
its a mix of 5 or 6 different greens.
and its not a painting.
>>769167082
scissor
would you fuck your sister?
>>769167546
I don't have one so it's an easy hypothetical yes
My guitar arrives tomorrow
>>769167765
what kind?
>>769167765
Gitar!
>>769167546
Older, no.
Younger, no, but less of a no.
>>769167546
No. I don't honestly understand people with incest fetish. Personally, even the thought of seeing my family members naked grosses me out.
>>769167765
Dash is that you?
>>769167765
nice, i'm playing mine right now
>>769167924
https://www.jacksonguitars.com/gear/shape/san-dimas/x-series-signature-adrian-smith-sdxq/2913052587
I love Jackson and I love Fender (which owns Jackson). This is basically a Fender Strat with a floyd rose and hss config. Perfect
>>769168119
No, I'm Dash's stalker
>>769168176
What kind?
>>769168119
>>769168206
just a squier strat. nothing fancy
Even taken a magic wand and stuffed the whole thing in your ass and turned it up on high? That's a strange feeling right there
>>769168327
That's what your mom said.
>>769168326
My first guitar was a Squier. Some Squiers are actually really nice. They've bridged the gap between bottom end Squiers and MIM strats.
What kind of squier?
>>769168206
never seen a top that looked like that before, almost like a green mother of pearl pick
>>769168327
Sadly I am only a muggle...
>>769168530
It's called quilted maple. I wanted a blue quilted maple top with a maple fretboard but green is nice too.
>Be me
>12 yo boy Juan Pablo Chavarro Jaramillo
>Parents leave for the day so I got time for this being alone at home
>Want to be penetrated by our dog
>Read on internet i have to clean my ass inside b4 doing anal
>Wait after taking a dump
>Clean the outside with water and soap
>Use the hose pipe to shot water inside my butt and take out all the remains of inside my colon
>Do that several times as I was told
>Dress like a girl even with a long hair wig
>Take the dog inside the house and get on all fours for him
>He usually is horny but now doesn't want
>Touch his balls
>Doesn't work
>Remember that on the paper bin of the toilet there was some toilet paper wet with pee
>Take it and rub it on my asshole
>Put myself again on four legs showing my butt to the dog
>Now he reacts
>He smells and licks my ass
>Jumps over me and
>Starts penetrating me
>I'm so horny on being his slave
>Feeling dominated like a whore by him turns me on so hot
>Masturbate and cum
>He cums too inside me
>He gets stuck inside my ass it's normaly a thing the dog species do
>Hear parents car
>OMG, they are going to find me like this
>Try to force the dick out
>Oh good I'm free
>Parents enter home
>I ran fast as fuck to my bedroom clean myself and change clothes
>Parents complain that I let the dog inside.
>>769168448
as i said before, a stratocaster. almost the exact same as in pic related
>>769168829
Not all Squiers are created equal. Put some decent pickups in it and it'll sound as good as any strat
Hey guys what's up?
>>769169134
Sup duuuuuuuuuude
>>769169134
hi, law. nothing new. how are you?
>>769169134
cool things
arts n crafts
smokin
snakin
bored kinda
>>769169134
I'm ok, gonna go out in a while.
>>769169264
Party tiem?
>>769169179
>>769169195
Not bad, a little more hungover than normal. Putting together amazon shopping cart at the moment but a little confused on the difference between some headsets.
>>769169227
arts n crafts sounds neat
>>769169264
I'll probably be here when you get back.
>>769169264
night walk?
>>769169290
i always loved that pic
These chocolate pretzels are suuu guuud!
I would like Skygrace a lot more if his watermark wasn't so purposely placed in annoying places.
>>769169357
I woke up mildly hungover today. It's why I don't drink.
Buy some sennheisers and get a discreet mic dooo eeeeeeer
>>769169360
that's because you know good art when you see it
>>769169471
I don't even notice them
>>769169343
>>769169360
Nah, gonna get dinner
>>769169357
Maybe, dunno what to get. Maybe a patty melt from Whataburger, been itching to try it out for a while.
>>769169392
Chocolate pretzels are life
>>769169560
I haven't had whataburger since I lived in the panhandle. They got good onion rings
>>769169651
Rip u, move to Texas.
>>769169751
no. YOU move to FLORIDA
>>769169779
No thanks, I prefer my guns not to be touched by dirty liberals and shaved headed goblins.
>>769169852
What does this mean? I have guns just fine
>>769169551
I was looking at the Sennheiser 598 but the thing is there's not ugly versions of it. Including one that says it's a newer version of it, but it's considerably more expensive than the not ugly one and the newer one. I feel like I'm missing something.
>>769169560
I've heard of whataburger but never had one near me so it must be decent
>>769169551
i can look at that asshole all the day
>>769169899
Get the sennheisers. you listen to them, you dont look at them
>>769169932
stop calling me names it's not nice
>>769168574
Acknowledge my joke.
>>769170002
he's got jokes!
ha ha
>>769169895
>
>>769169899
It's SOOOOO GOOOOOD
>>769170002
Harry Potter
There, you happy?
>>769169997
kek
>2 away from quads
>>769169899
I've got 558. They're great, the shape is the same, but they're not as "luxurious" looking as 598 if you're into that.
>>769170319
>why live
>>769169997
All 3 are the Sennheiser 598, the black one is a 598 SE, the newer one is the 598 SR and the uglier one that is significantly more expensive is the 598 HD. I feel like the uglier one should be cheaper than the newer or special edition black one but it's not and that's confusing me.
>>769170126
I'll try it whenever I get the chance.
>>769170336
I heard the 598 performed better than the 558 and sounds are a factor in some of the games I play.
>>769170336
>>769170337
>cant sequentially post with someone
>why live
>>769170477
I should recommend getting it with a shake and fries, because why not?
>>769170630
I'm so hungry now. Fuck you!
Join my serber pls
discord gg scvNxWY
>>769170768
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7KVFKGR_SQE
>>769170861
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ZyAbcrXLlg
>>769170921
i dunno what a serber is either.
>>769171132
Yee
discord killed the sfur store!
>>769171200
And newfaginess killed 4chan, what irony.
>>769171430
i remember wqhen b was good
>>769171553
B was never good, but I will agree it more tolerable then than now.
oopsie
>>769171685
you confused
>>769171698
finally a thread that wasn't invaded by feral degenerates
whoops!
You guys are mean :(
>>769172030
Noticed they were starting to pop up more last week but didn't stick around cuz busy. They been coming around a lot lately?
>>769172140
what you mean?
>>769172030
He comes and goes.
>>769172117
uh oh.
>>769172140
i generally try to play the role of nice guy. :(
>>769172222
holy fuuuuuuuuuck I get to live another day.
QUADS BABY SOMEONE SCREENCAP THIS SHIT
>>769172030
I swear to christ, if you jinx it...
>>769172140
Yes
>>769172279
No
>>769172214
Yeah. I feel bad for their pets. Some of 'em say they fuck their dogs. People like that need to be gassed.
>>769172279
tomorrow is another day... unless its not.
sounds dang'gerous.
>>769172449
>People like that need to be gassed.
Wew lad
>>769172117
hello there
I feel like a sick fuck sometimes. I honestly find the human body disgusting and i don't particularly like animals, but this stuff right here is something i love and i don't know why.
>>769173062
Don't question it. You are the way you are, it's nothing to be ashamed about.
>>769173062
just take seat and enjoy the ride
>>769173062
Get your head checked and get on meds, you ain't well.
>>769173062
>not wanting to fuck animals
fucking normie
>>769173062
some of this
but no sick fucks
and I like animals
but fuck fleas, ticks, mosq's, and other random shitty parasites.
you get a (you)
>>769173062
Maybe you're just asexual?
this goddess
Nigs are parasites, why aren't we getting rid of them like the pests they are?
>>769173581
Maybe.
>max limit
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>769173560
>team liquid chair
kek
>>769173864
>why live
>>769174015
tryna play some cs ?
>>769174069
what a shitty game
>>769174112
yup. tryna get mad at evryone and not hve any fun?
>>769174015
>>769174069
>>769174112
2/10 would not bang
>>769174147
i have +1k hours on it and i hate it
>>769161649
Thanks dude!
>>769174206
I have 2k and I hate it too
is there a fur discord I can join?
