YLYL
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YLYL
You want something to laugh at look at your fucking fat ugly face in the goddamn mirror you fucking lowlife faggot.
>>769151635
top kek
>>769151254
Baby's first shoop.
>>769151254
Actual true story inbound:
>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down
>>769151635
Lost
>>769151254
Lost
>>769152747
Straight up autism
>>769152747
if i were also retarded that might be funny
>>769153132
>>769153394
>>769153065
FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING FUCK I WILL FUCKING RAPE YOUR SON AND DROWN YOUR DAUGHTER IN AN INCH OF WATER YOUR MOTHER SUCKS CUNTS IN HELL
>>769151635
gotem
>>769151635
SOMEBODY STOP THE DAMN MATCH
>>769151635
Hi Chloe! I loved the 5th Wave!
>>769151635
fpbp
>>769151254
I've seen that pic reposted a few times and i always think to myself," wow it looks like she is preparing to take flight" but no real keks coupled with that thought just maybe mild disgust?
>>769155004
people still do cadbortions?
>>769155210
the format is alive and well
>>769155304
fucking dumb big african robot
>>769152747
Yore posting this too much.
>>769155304
Indeed
>>769151254
>>769156235
the finger in the corner
>>769151635
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Chloe detected
>>769156690
Did you actually save the images? I can tell you're not the bot you fucking autist
>>769155968
kek
>>769154850
Go for the shitter
>>769157097
grade a autism
>>769155304
overwatch bad
>>769157356
>>769157502
Chinese Adam Driver
>>769156972
What a beaten up, abused and sloppy hole haha
>Be me
>12 yo boy (Juan Pablo Chavarro Jaramillo)
>Parents leave for the day so I got time for this being alone at home
>Want to be penetrated by our dog
>Read on internet i have to clean my ass inside b4 doing anal
>Wait after taking a dump
>Clean the outside with water and soap
>Use the hose pipe to shot water inside my butt and take out all the remains of inside my colon
>Do that several times as I was told
>Dress like a girl even with a long hair wig
>Take the dog inside the house and get on all fours for him
>He usually is horny but now doesn't want
>Touch his balls
>Doesn't work
>Remember that on the paper bin of the toilet there was some toilet paper wet with pee
>Take it and rub it on my asshole
>Put myself again on four legs showing my butt to the dog
>Now he reacts
>He smells and licks my ass
>Jumps over me and
>Starts penetrating me
>I'm so horny on being his slave
>Feeling dominated like a whore by him turns me on so hot
>Masturbate and cum
>He cums too inside me
>He gets stuck inside my ass it's normaly a thing the dog species do
>Hear parents car
>OMG, they are going to find me like this
>Try to force the dick out
>Oh good I'm free
>Parents enter home
>I ran fast as fuck to my bedroom clean myself and change clothes
>Parents complain that I let the dog inside
>>769157975
Ki Lo Chen
>>769157216
based
>>769158067
[spoiler]LOL[/spoiler]
>>769157112
>summer of george
>>769157503
What next level lurker are you dude?
>>769155463
Are those hitboxes and hurtboxes?
>>769156679
Haven't seem mention of Thick Joe in years!
>>769157610
I need a dump on this lady asap
>>769152747
hehe
>>769158426
I'm studying video game engeneering and I'm probably sure
>>769159089
Dont have a dump just a few pics you have any, My fetish is Gilfs wrapped in towels
>>769159089
>>769151635
Jesus Christ. Top kek chole, hows that mooseknuckle?
>>769155463
>>769155427
>>769155241
>>769155210
>>769155086
>>769155004
>>769154850
>>769156002
this shit is worse than the banana
>>769160100
no one wants your dusty ass hooker shitpost, samefag
>>769158326
You cant play other Mike until level 6 and by then you already know better tricks than he does. Game is poorly written.
>>769160425
My bad anon, did I post your Mother by mistake?
>>769160357
>>769159919
>O, the pelican. So smoothly doth he crest. A wind god!
That's actually pretty good.
>>769160527
>oh boy sick burn, middle schooler
split a brain cell writing that? careful, you've got about two left
>>769156933
nice dubs
>>769160527
rekt
>>769160100
Post some more fag
>>769155427
anime was invented in japan you retard
>>769160527
https://youtu.be/lrRwGixlYOo
>>769152747
wack
>>769157016
Kappa
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HluU_iQCdqo
>>769153952
Thats actually really sad if true.
>>769153952
#FloridaManStrikesAgain
>>769160925
Nah , the little neckbeard will throw a hissy fit.He can't sit with the cool kids at lunch now. I post a pic he has a dumb remark or a stupid meme,then I slap him down again like the little bitch he is. He is liable to get so upset he drings a gallon bleach. Then his Mommy will be all sad and shit, and she won't swallow my load
>>769157697
This thread is so shit I have laughed at this
>>769156715
Absolute chad.
>>769155004
Is this loss?
>>769161991
Nah /b/ro a Chad woulda smashed some Martian puss.
>>769157097
When you feel the soy kick in.
>>769157479
I keep all of mine in a pewter stein on my bench; it's basically overflowing at this point.
>>769157097
Hyper concentrated autism. White dwarf levels of autism density. Approaching autism critical mass.
>>769155702
I did it, but nothing happened.
Perhaps if I wear my brown shirt?
>>769152747
le reposting unfunny greentext meme xD
>>769155911
even worse than the violent ones, bravo
>>769152747
people with down syndrome should not be able to use computers, especially with internet
This is the shittiest YLYL thread I've seen in a long time. You should all kill yourselves, cuntsucks.
>>769163231
Call me a cuntsuck, thank you anon
>>769160614
Too old
>>769163231
What happened to the world? Did all the ylyl die?
>>769156402
Niño rata detected.
>>769152747
>>769151635
Lost to this
>>769156402
Fuck off beaner
>>769152747
The number of people that fall for this is astounding. Every. Single. Time.
>>769157624
Lost
>>769160100
I used to have the same couch
>>769162323
I saw a video a few weeks ago demonstrating how the coin battery can leak and eat into fresh if swallowed. Do a test put a battery on a piece of sliced ham and pour some water onto it and watch it eat through it in a few hours. I want to try this but only have a few lying about.
>>769164277
Nice, pretty comfortable, great when she rides me reverse cowgirl lol
>>769153952
Next level bad trip
>>769156325
That's a toe, r-right?
>>769152747
die nigger
>>769151635
Fukkin lost
>>769151635
Kek
>>769156690
the absolute worst
>>769152747
I like how I get spam-filtered for links and shit but this is A-OK
>>769164647
> lost so hard
>>769152747
LOL
>>769155086
Healthy kek
>>769164983
magic 8 ball says - no child support
>>769157788
Boy what a joker, what a funny funny guyy
I could never forget about Larrryy, no matter how I trryyy
>>769162597
You have to be German. Mine works fine.
>>769161933
KEK
>>769164602
Livin' the dream
>>769161029
>assuming this comic didn't take place in japan
>>769153952
Damn, and I thought I did stupid shit when I got high, top kek
Fucking worst ylyl
>>769166266
Lost
>>769166340
Fucking gayest faggot
>>769166429
Lost
>>769161029
Wow.
>>769162142
Yup and duck's are nature's perfect rapist designed to get their nut regardless of if she wants it or not.
This thread wasn't overly enjoyable
>>769152747
ebin
>>769157503
I actually laughed at that
>>769157016
The sadder part is that without the book with the talking snake society is slowly going insane.
>>769164465
$20 says you straight up scalped this off rebbit.
>>769156357
momos arenosos :v ahre
>>769157161
Please tell me you have more like this, matey
>>769164602
all he needs is a bong in this pic and he would be me
This is the worst thread I've ever seen on /b/, good work
>>769158596
fucking kek
>>769168470
made it through the whole thread with out a chuckle and lost to this.. at least that meme finally pays off though
>>769155004
subtle
>>769168470
kek
>>769156495
Enough with all the spic memes
>>769155632
extremely subtle
>>769169629
>good work
Thanks faggot
>>769151635
Lost already
>>769157610
>>769159089
stop samefagging in every thread just to dump shit pics of your bulldog of a wife
>>769151635
hi chloe
>>769155911
Fluffy Pony represent
>>769153952
Sad if true!
>>769155004
tomo chan is a good manga
#3 worst ylyl ever
>>769160763
Two left, as in after splitting his only one in two?
>>769154535
that's not good genes
that's what not having to do an honest day's work looks like
>>769153952
out
>>769170781
stup hurting him, or I will kiull you
>>769154535
>his smile and optimism: gone
I'VE SEEN ABOUT 5000 YLYL THREADS OVER THE YEARS, AND THIS IS BY FAR THE WORST ONE I'VE EVER SEEN.
>>769164412
Don't you need only one to try it?
>>769164412
Yeah. But none of mine are dead yet.
>>769166455
Fucking cunt I lost
>>769160357
Agree to disagree!
>>769171120
I'm starting to think they're trying to make them as bad as possible
>>769155086
Was there actually a dead person?
>>769164629
Also notice the black kid is tall enough that he'll only get hit in the face with an arrow.
>>769171729
I ylyl everyday
>>769163098
lol
>>769153952
>Florida again
>>769171120
Agreed. This is a travesty.
My contribution is ylyl.
>>769172036
ayy lmao
>>769172036
fag
>>769151635
>>769151254
yeah sorry op you're gonna have to try again next time bud
>>769151635
TIMBER!
>>769151635
top zoz
>>769153132
>>769153394
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>>769163085
It’s summer already
>>769172703
I love summer
>>769157456
Sauce?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5u0F46hOKCk
>>769172703
>>769172798
newfags detected
>>769173146
>>769161029
And where do you think jipan got the idea you little jap twat
>>769172282
fuck you
>>769157181
kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=66CGr14MrsI
>>769172303
you may not like it, but this is what peak male performance looks like
>>769164465
lost it
>>769157112
fuck!!!! lost!
>>769169724
Yes you may.
>>769164542
Psssst she a nigger
>>769151254
who is this
>>769157697
>years passed
>things learned
gets me every time
>>769174385
donald chump
>>769172303
>some officers were on the site in a matter of minutes
fucking hell, must be nice to be in a country where you can count on the police
OPPA GANGON STYLE LOL
>>769170781
my man
>>769157863
Underrated.
>>769157987
Well, yeah, she just got fucked in it.
Thanks for broadcasting your virginity.
