What do a girl's farts smell like?
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What do a girl's farts smell like?
Like shit you fucking idiot
Like a fart you absolute retard
>>769150654
Absolutely Like heaven.
BBRRRAAAPPP
>>769150654
uh...shit
>>769150654
what type of porn is this image? booty? milf? ass? big ass?
>>769151010
Braphog, duh.
>>769150654
tell your mom to fart on your face gayboi
>>769150654
like baked apples
Like shit and garbage mixed together. Its cute seeing/hearing hot girls fart. But you don't want to smell it. I thought i had a fart fetish... until i finally got a girlfriend and had a girl fart in front of me.
>>769151010
Pawg
>>769151414
Lost
>>769151414
kekkington
>>769151348
For me getting a gf confirmed I had one.
>>769150654
Lick chocolate cake.
>>769152095
me on the left
It's so easy for an ass lover to become a fart lover...
>>769152407
Haha, it's what happened to me. From ass lover, to fart lover to fapping to girls taking a shit on the toilet.
Like turd twinkies
>>769153154
It's too easy isn't it? You like asses...you like farts...then you're fapping to scat.
>>769153607
Yup, granted I mainly just fap to farts but sometimes...I want a lil more, ya know what I mean?
>>769150654
Ass
my theory on girl farts is that because girls fart at rate roughly 1/4 to that of men,
I think it's safe to say that their farts stay inside their bodies longer.
Due to this, their farts become more concentrated and thus smell way worse (it's kind of the same philosophy behind scotch casking)
Having experienced the farts of many male friends and family, and also having experienced that of females, I can safely say that girl farts are wayyyyyyyy worse.
They are room clearing.
Fantastic
>>769153909
I know exactly what you mean. You'll be fully into scat in a few weeks friend. That's what happened to me.
>>769154018
>>769154172
can confirm. 90% of porn i fap to is japanese girls getting fucked in their asses full of shit, girls eating shit, sucking shit out of girl's asses, etc.
there is no coming back
>>769154709
Hnnnng at this.
I wish i had sauce, or sausage.
>>769154846
Does anyone think japanese anus's seem a little different to the rest of us?
>>769154846
i have the sauce, just lemme find it first.
i have a... ehm.. SHITload of jav scat on disk
>>769154709
>>769154846
Oh wow, I love what this thread's become! I'd legitimately eat that shit hot-dog. Also am i the only one that gets off to girls shitting out huge logs? diarrhea does nothing for me and in fact turns me off. oh and I'd love the sauce to the hotdog one.
>>769155556
Huge log=best.
>>769150654
like shit on a stick
>>769154846
did she eat the entire deli section of the local or something?
>>769155556
sauce is PTJ-007
http://javteg.net/ptj-007-%E3%82%AF%E3%82%BD%E3%83%BB%E3%83%AA%E3%83%9F%E3%83%83%E3%83%88%E3%83%AC%E3%82%B9-%E5%A4%A7%E5%96%B0%E3%81%84%E5%A5%B3%E3%81%AE%E5%A4%A7%E4%BE%BF-%E5%84%AA%E6%9C%A8%E3%81%82%E3%81%8A/
>>769155556
and i completely agree with u, diarrhea is disgusting but girls shitting a log the size of her arm is hot as fuck
>>769150654
ha, nice bait. everyone knows girls don't fart
>>769150654
Salty milk and coins
>>769150654
How do you get your gf to brap in your face? Asking for a friend
>>769154846
Why am I turned on but repulsed at the same time
>>769157677
ITS PEEKING!
like a warm apple pie
>>769157490
"Hey. I want you to do something weird for me..."
has worked for me multiple times
>>769157871
Were they weirded out? How much persuading did it take?
>>769150654
A toddlers penis
>>769152407
Speak for yourself lmao
>>769157988
Some of them refused others only took a little persuading. It's pretty easy to tell early on if they're willing to do it. None of the ones who refused made it a big thing.
>>769154018
It's true. I was raised around mostly women. The cleaner they seem on the outside the more sinister their farts are too.
>>769158217
Thanks anon
>>769150654
prevent to feed her onions beans beer and other rektifying things and you are good to go down on her ass
>>769154709
source?
BBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but of yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now....
BBBBBBRRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPFFFFFF
Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....
BBBBBBRRRRRRRRPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT
Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes….
>>769160950
Best copypasta ever.
>>769159607
Dont know, but vrxs-134 has something similar
>>769150654
puppies
>>769151414
My fucking sides!!
girl playing a happy birthday song with a violin while shitting on a plate.
only in Japan.
>>769162171
i'd rather jump out of the painted window and hang me on the fake tree
>>769150654
girls dont fart you idiot
