Found my cousin that im living with on tinder, using fake alias to presumably find hookups what do? Pic very related
ask him to get you some girls too
>>769139949
why is the only photo you have of a girl you are living with obviously a yearbook photo?
>>769139949
>make fake profile
>match with her
>get some wins and ask to meet up
>?????
>profit
>>769139949
Fuck cousin post epic greentext.
>>769139949
>>769139949
She has tom cruise teeth...
Also f.a.g.
Is . . . is your cousin Lindsey Lohan?
>>769140050
>>769140067
Cuz its the only semi flattering pic of her and she hates taking pictures
>>769140124
Really want to a on, really want to. More for sex, less for greentext lol
>>769140358
Never noticed the resemblance tbh
>>769140257
Fuck A Girl?
>>769140415
Moar
Screenshot tinder
Put in her room with a note demanding she come to you too and blow you
>>769140816
Trying to get more is a real pain, trying to set a hidden cam in her room tho
>>769141033
*come to your room
>>769141033
My retarted ass forgot to screenshot it
whats her tinder?
>>769141149
kek
....dumbass
>>769141215
>>769141149
I mean, if youre swiping in the pinole/vallejo ca area, ill give a rundown of her profile
>>769141470
>>vallejo
I'm, so sorry anon
>>769142113
We live in hercules, but yeah, fuck vallejo
>>769142166
Ah. South bay reporting in
>>769142268
yeet
>>769142268
No way, where in the South Bay? MB reporting in
>>769142382
Another mb fag here too.
>>769142382
Very far south bay. Saratoga Gap
>>769142689
Jesus, never thought I’d see the day
>>769142732
ah yes, tweaker territory
>>769142732
Oh this guy is thinking of SF, that anon meant in LA.
>>769142689
>>769142382
same here
>>769139949
Why would you have to do anything?
Mind your own business ya weird fuck.
>>769143085
This.
Kids are so fucking obnoxious
>>769142382
>>769142268
>>769142689
haha me too wtf
>>769142771
>>769143079
Are we going to fuck now? Who has the most expensive house?
I am curious though, I am a neet still living with my parents in MB at the age of 19, what's your guy's situation?
>>769141470
Pic is her in a black beret, orange wig, and black lipstick btw
>>769143226
26, own a house due to life insurance payout
>>769142689
>>769142382
>>769143226
i'm from MB too, live with parents
>>769139949
I hope someone here finds her profile and busts your ass, OP.
Creepy faggot.
>>769143368
The ultimate neet life, living right by the beach and playing poker in the metlox.
>>769143226
Senior at Costa bout to graduate, not too wealthy $1.4-1.6 million? you went to costa too anon? And yes, gay sex incoming
>>769139949
call her father, tell him what a whore she is
>>769143408
This.
>>769140643
Fake and gay
>>769143602
Doing that or blackmail, since shes still living off daddies money to get dick lol
>>769143590
Yeah a couple years ago I was, house is about the same, maybe a little more. The other day a friend of mine said Dr Dale very autistically as we walked past his house and didn't realize he was standing in hia driveway lmao. I still see him nearly every day.
>>769139949
you should fuck her
>>769143833
I was gonna say this. did you swipe on her?
>>769142689
>>769142382
what the fuck i'm from MB too
>>769143902
Prove it. Name something only mb fags would know.
>>769141067
Good luck creep
>>769143735
Lmao no way. good friends with his son and get to fuck around in his office during office hours, shits easy as hell ever since they inflated grades.
>>769143939
>Name something only mb fags would know.
your mom is the village bicycle
>>769143939
Metlox, Pier, rosecrans, beach pizza, white wine moms and the three token black people that make up .1% of our city
>>769143859
Yeah
>>769144162
would you fuck her?
>>769144288
100% would, tight little white girl body
>>769139949
FUCK HER. shes Cousin not sister
>>769144051
>>769144078
>>769144115
I'm kekking pretty hard and I'm still sitting on my golden toilet shitting across from costa.
Being an office ta was the best, I photoshopped call slips and brought them to my ex's classroom during 4th period to being her back to my house and fuck her, worked a few times.
>>769143939
about 4 of those post are from me and i'm not from MB. you got me
>>769144390
Trying cuck
>>769144358
then this could be good. See if she swipes back nigga
>>769144392
Anon theres a 100% chance I’ve passed your house if it’s on the way to amigos
>>769144595
Oh yeah definitely, anyone that's gone to costa has passed my place at least once in their lifetime.
>>769144529
will do, am currently using phone and pc, swapping when playing games to respond, may not see every message to me
>>769144691
she your age?
>>769144750
im 21, shes 18
>>769144819
more pics?
>>769144952
none bro, thats all i got, wish i had more
>>769144358
nigger spotted
and /b/ is giving away white women to this kind of people?
>>769144688
When i walk up Tennyson I’ll be sure to ask
are you the guy from the thread with the guy who wanted to fuck his cousin?
Match with her and then fuck her
>>769145213
Lmao alright. I just hope you're not one of the retards who was walking down meadows doing some kind of anti-nra chant.
>>769145128
def not a nig, but to be fair im pretty much retarted so. you know
>>769145260
tryin anon
>>769145328
Funny story about that. So when i said I fuck around in Dr. dales office, easy to forget that entire shit is glass. When they were doing that mongo 7 minute walk to end gun violence shit right on the office steps next to us, half the wapo team and I were fucking around making fun of the parkland ogro. Some goofy nigga opens the door to the outside and like 400 girls turn around look at us and hear “bang bang reee” during the moment of soylence. Probs most awkward moment of high school for me