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Is it true that icelandic post-punk band Kælan Mikla had to suck dicks after their shows when they ran out of gas money during a tour to make ends meet & that the girls were beaten by a 40 year old stripper when they tried to win the prize money for a stripping contest?

what do you think?

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jesus fuck, they look terrible
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I'd throw them 1000 krona for a 3 way head job.
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>>769139569

so, no wonder they lost the contest despite being in their 20s?
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>>769139702

thats mighty generous of you
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post more pics of their tits, I'm curious what icelandic boobs look like
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>>769139868
It's somewhere around 12 USD, I carry money from places I've been in my wallet.
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>>769139838
how quirky, what style they have
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>>769140009

okay

>>769140112

okay, keep on carrying

>>769140285

yes
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>>769140686
well at least the one on the right shaves her pussy, so she's 483 steps ahead of most disgusting people with that feminist haircut.

middle has pancake tits it seems

left needs a dentist, badly. Do you not have dentists on your island?
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>>769139405
It's true that I'd let them suck my dick for gasmoney. I could spare a 20 for a good cause.
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>>769140851

kinnat rarely shaves it though (pic semi related)

Margrét def has some pancakes that lie flat against the chest as if two empty grocery bags were stapled to her ribcage and filled with a little bit of water ( guess thats why she didnt get far in the stripping contest)

we have one dentist on the island but she is the singer and probably doesnt want to risk her voice sounding different or she likes to look quirky
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>>769141065

you are a saint amongst lesser men
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>>769139405
Heyyy! I remember that thread! Their "manager/driver/roadie" was pimping them out, right?
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>>769142142

not sure about anyone pimping them out I think they genuinely miscalculated gas money and had to come up with something
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They're kinda cute so keep posting pictures of them so I can jerk off.
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>>769143225

how much would you pay and for what if they offered?
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Never heard of this band, so I figured I'd watch 'em on youtube. Holy shit do they suck. They could just squat in a circle and drip menstrual blood into a big puddle onstage and it'd be less annoying than listening to them perform.

Bucktooth brunette can't sing and can't play an instrument, so she just sort of bitches at the microphone in Icelandic. The fugly ginger with lightly sketched on eyebrows can actually play a bass, but she might as well be alone up there. Blonde girl can't carry a tune but she's still a better singer than her dentist's nightmare of a bandmate, but since she can also count to 4, she plays the drums.

These girls are shitshow.
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>>769143512
All I have is 1000 Icelandic Krona and like 15 Euros. Unless they take Kyrgyz Som?
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>>769143687
pretty sure they'd do bareback anal for a 10-piece chicken nugget, so you could probably marry all three of them with your pocket change if you really wanted to.
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>>769143687
Honestly though, if I went to one of their shows and they were outside after and said they didn't have gas money to make it to their next gig I'd give them enough money to make it. They'd hopefully blow me in appreciation but I wouldn't expect it.
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>>769143650

+1 for quality review

>>769143687

should be enough for a bj I figure
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>>769144067

wich one is your favorite though? or do you think all of them would eventually show some appreciation?
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>>769144190
I like the weird looking chubby one the best. She seems less annoying than the others. More down to earth and less stuck up, the other ones seem like typical Icelanders, nose in the air thinking they're better than everyone.
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>>769144190
Also, I'm pretty sure you're the actual band trying to drum up views and shit. Why else would you care this much about an Icelandic Synth-punk band?
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>>769144577

okay

>>769144822

ha!
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>>769144822

secretly Im just mad it isnt me but pls dont tell anybody ahahaha
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>>769145258
Post tits as much as you can. Ass too. I have a shit phone so close ups work best.
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>>769145742

Im afraid you gotta visit the live shows for tits
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>>769145844
Well I have no intention of going back to Iceland anytime real soon. Tell them to tour Minneapolis and we'll talk.

I don't even know what they sound like but I'm sure they can play with a bunch of our local bands.
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>>769146146

check out bandcamp and buy all the stuffs :)
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>>769146240
Now I know you're at least connected with them. Tour to Minneapolis and I'll be there. Red beard, denim cut with a Che Guevara back patch that got turned into a Melvins patch. Dutch flag underneath. We can trade albums. I can also hook them up with a place to stay for the night where they won't have to suck dick.
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>>769146539

melvins patch is a dick sucked guaranteed though
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>>769146590
I doubt my wife would like that very much.
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>>769146679

so romantic <3
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>>769139405
Damn, that's unexpected... the vocalist seemed so innocent when we talked before their show. I wonder if she still has my gift...
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>>769146822
If a dick needs to get sucked then one of them can suck Pete's dick, or Detroit Derek if he's there. Detroit Derek not Deeg and not Larson who are both also named Derek.
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>>769146590
No lie, def got my dick sucked over a Melvins patch. Gonna see Pussy Riot next week, not entirely sure if its ok to mosh in a pit of mostly feminists, but we finna fiiiind out.
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>>769147012
Detroit Derek used to hop freight, yeah?
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>>769146988

:)

>>769147012

I think I better write this down
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>>769147500
No, I have too many friends named Derek and he's from Detroit so that's how I differentiate between them since no one uses their nicknames anymore.
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>>769147377
I'm of the opinion that moshing is dumb, but whatever floats your boat.
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>>769147652
Ah, caught a line out on Catskills with a dude with the same nickname once..
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>>769139405
OP is Icelandic girl band that no one cares about.
Dun dun dun
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>>769147876
I mean yeah, but I'm not gonna sit at the bar or stand around like most white people do at shows. Also broke my neck last year, so i wont be going nuts and getting belligerent, more or less just trying to jump around and drunkenly scream shit in russian, feel me?
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>>769148343
Nope, I do not feel you. As long as everyone is having fun. Personally, I'd love to bring back dancing at shows but everyone is too cool to move. Moshing just doesn't sit well with me, never has.
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>>769142558
Hey OP, this is the one I'm talking about that I like. She's cute as fuck.
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>>769148265
I do care about them. I can't understand anything of their songs, because even if she wasn't screaming, I can't speak Icelandic; I had to check online for their lyrics. But I 'feel' them as artists and that's why I'm also kinda worried by the thread, given that it's not just attentionwhoring.
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