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It's been 6 months since I started eating properly and my health has gone to turds. I started eating veggies and drinking water and my skin is spotted and pale and my hair is falling out. I can't get hard anymore and I keep throwing up. I know they say when you eat like crap your body will reject healthy food but it keeps getting worse instead of better. I have sores all over my legs and my feet are breaking out in dozens of tiny blisters. I'm eating tons of fruits and veggies, cut out all fast food and processed cheese/meat/stuff and eat good lean meat now. No shitty bread only home made oatmeal bread. Still drinking milk but whole now instead of 2 percent. No more sodas or sweets. Also my I'm farting put three hot air balloons worth of borderline toxic gas a day like really bad smell like a rotting corpse covered in old cheese. My cuts and scrapes aren't healing anymore either. When wiply body get used to healthy food I don't know if I can keep going like this I'm dying
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Go to a doctor you cunt
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>>769136559
Go get a blood test, Urinalysis for both chemistry and pH. What kind of vitamins are you taking?
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>>769136559
You're probably allergic to something you started eating that you never ate before ya retard.

A lot of people of eastern european descent have trouble with fruits and veg. If you went from a high salt/dairy/meat/bread diet to low salt/veg/fruit/seafood diet you might just be missing a massive spectrum of nutrients that you need to survive.
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>>769136946
>A lot of people of eastern european descent have trouble with fruits and veg.
Lel
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>>769136808
Flinstones chewables but mostly just the stuff that's in veggies
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>>769136946
Nope no allergies sure of that
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>>769137276
Jesus Christ are you a fucking child?
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>>769136946
I still eat meat and bread just not wonder bread and deli meats. Also most veggies and especially potatoes come out whole. Like 100 percent undigested. I thought I was missing vitimins that way so I tried making smoothies out of the veggies but then I just crap a pulpy slurry out. I don't care about taste anymore I throw up alot when I eat solid food now so veggie slurrys are fine
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>>769137491
I don't know what else to get for vitamins theirs like 40 kinds of multi vitamins that are all for different things I'm not a money bags I can't try them all
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Go. To. The. Fucking. Doctor.
Sounds like either an allergy or cancer. Make a list of everything you've been eating then go to the doctor. You goddamn retard.
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>>769137741
I meant that with love op. I'm praying for you.
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It legitimately sounds like you have cancer and the timing is co-incidental with change in diet.

Perhaps its something else, perhaps auto-immune.... but it IS something, and the eventual result is likely death if you dont get treatment. The longer you wait, the greater the damage.
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>>769137741
Been to 5 different doctors they all gave up and referred me to another doctor. They look at me like I'm an alien. Most of them redid tests several times because it made no sense. I had symptoms of severe acid reflux and not producing enough stomach acid at the same time. I had constipated liquid shits and even farting was difficult. I told the doctor my pelvis cracks and makes me nauseous when I try to push poop out and she just sorta stood their with a weird look on her face. Worst on was a doctor that took one look at my symptoms and said I must be using drugs. I gave a stool sample to one and it was all mucus like 99 percent mucus and the doctor literally didn't know what to say he had never seen anything like it before. Either I really am an alien (god I really think that might be it) or every doctor within 70 miles is an incompetent clod
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>>769138443
I'm fine with death I just wish people would stop saying I'm on drugs or not taking my dieting seriously enough.
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>>769138447
>constipated liquid shits
what
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It seriously sounds like lupus, no joke. get treatment asap before you knock 20 years off your life.

Lupus is an auto immune disease and it does all the things that you listed when your not on treatment... and it gets much, much worse.

You could have even been fat because of thyroid disease, seeing lupus is often paired with other auto immune conditions.
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>>769136559

When I was seven, my alcoholic stepfather started sneaking into my room at night and putting his dick in my mouth. He told me that I couldn't tell anyone or he would kill me and my mother. I cried the first time I had to swallow his filthy load.
This went on for years.
When I was twelve, I had just seen a movie about a guy molesting his kid. That's when it hit me that I shouldn't have to put up with this anymore. I still believed I couldn't tell anyone, but I swore I would put a stop to it somehow.
One day, he was changing the oil in his car. He was drunk and pissed off.
He yelled to me to come over and help him. The car was only held up by a single jack. My mom was inside. No neighbors were out. I walked over, dropped to the ground, and kicked straight at the jack. The car shook once.
"What the fuck are you doing you little fuck?!" he yelled.
Before he could get out from under the car, I gave the jack another kick.
Everything dropped.
Pain exploded in my right leg. It shattered my tibia, my fibula, and three tarsals in my foot.
My stepdad's skull was crushed under the oil pan.
The pain was so intense I blacked out.

I woke up in the hospital. My mom was not crying. She was happy that I was alright.

The police asked me what happened. At first I genuinely didn't remember, but then I said Deadpool saves the kid but takes a bullet with his powers disabled so he actually dies and meets his dead girlfriend (who died in the first act, pregnant no less) but instead of returning to his own time, Cable goes back several hours and saves Deadpool and then Deadpool gets Cable's time machine, goes back and saves his girlfriend, kills the X-Men Origins: Wolverine version of himself, and finally kills Ryan Reynolds before he can do Green Lantern.
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>>769136559
It could be the type of shampoo your using, I suggest trying a new one
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I'm sorry OP but it's Ebola
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>>769138447

Did they test for auto-immune antibodies? Does anyone in your family have type 1 diabetes, MS, Hashimotos disease, or lupus?
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'might have abused that fast food a bit too much before switching to a healthy diet or you're missing a few vitamins because you're always eating the same veggies. You might also be using too much oil and salt or you've got a strange disease.
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>>769136946
>A lot of people of eastern european descent have trouble with fruits and veg.
lol
You know we actually have a lot of shit like that growing in our trees?
Compote is a thing too.
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>>769136559
It's cause your not gluten free
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>>769136559
k
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>>769138963
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>>769137501
What the fuck is happening to you bro, got to a doctor for fucks sake and then get back to me.
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>>769136946
>eastern european
you meant US right?
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>>769136559
I was just reading about diabetes and sores that wont heal, maybe you got that you fat shit
Good luck
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>>769136559
allergy or you dont get enough vitamins or some other nutrients.
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Are the blisters on your feet clear when they get big enough? Like, sort of transparent on the top? And if you pop them do they have kind of sticky fluid in them? Kinda like pre-cum
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>>769136946
>A lot of people of eastern european descent have trouble with fruits and veg
I live in Eastern Europe I don't know anyone who has trouble digesting fruit or vegetables. Lactose intolerance is very rare as well.
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>>769136559
it sounds like you have aids. enjoy.
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>>769137501
try switching to a mostly carnivorous diet composed of fatty meat and organs. it sounds like your body has difficulty digesting vegetable matter but that's fine. you can get 100% of your nutrients from meat
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>>769139169
Haha what a faggot
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>>769138757
>but then I said Deadpool saves
stopped reading right there CRIMINAL SCUM
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>>769136559
>my skin is spotted and pale and my hair is falling out.
>My cuts and scrapes aren't healing anymore
Did you cut out fats you moron? I'm assuming you're a guy. Stop listening to vegan faggots about what's "healthy". If you suddenly went full veg then your test probably dropped to nothing from the lack of dietary cholesterol. This will wreak havoc on your health.
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troll thread. kys
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>>769136559
Did you loose wieght though?
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>>769139432

>kills Ryan Reynolds before he can do Green Lantern

There is no way this is a legit spoiler.
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>>769136559
It'll eventually turn to sweat and you'll transform into an Indian manlet and be forced to work in a call center.
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Skin rash, hair loss, digestion issues, blisters, lethargy, erectile disfunction...

Bitch, you have lupus.
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>>769136559
W hat sort of food did you eat before?
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>>769136559
You aren't vegan yet thats why you are so sick
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>>769136559
Its the fruits and vegetables. You need to cut them out of your diet and eat a proper German/Wisconsin diet. You should eat half a Thuringer sausage and a quarter pound of cheese slices for breakfast, wash it down with a pint of something light, like a pilsner. For lunch, eat a full Three knockwurst covered in mustard & saurkraut, and wash it down with something more hearty like an imperial stout. Fir dinner, eat a whole meat lovers Deep Dish/Chicago style pizza pie and put extra cheese toppings, diced ham, and barbecue sauce on it, and drink 4 pints of porter while you're eating to avoid burning your mouth. For dessert, eat a whole bag of pretzels and drink schnapps til you fall asleep.

That's literally the diet I grew up on in my family. No skin trouble to worry about. The farts can be used to power the city lights. Also you'll have four heart attacks by the time you're 50, but you just point to the sky and say something about his the lord will take you when he needs you, and he works in mysterious ways so ??? .
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>>769136559
You need to eliminate the milk. And the oatmeal bread, and the vegetables, the meat, and the fruits. And the water. And any nut products you may be exposed to.

Then
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>>769139434
>testosterone
>I learned all i know about human physiology from an infomercial
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>>769137599
Multi vitamins are a waste of money. That whole bullshit started with skewed test results and a guy who thought vitamins could cure cancer. Theres like 3 legit vitamins that "might" help 3 specific issues.
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>>769136559
Cook the vegatables
Take an omega 3 capsule
Start eating fish
Profit
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>>769141474
The omega 3 fatty acid is based on a bullshit study too
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