I have a 2.5 inch dick. AMA
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I have a 2.5 inch dick. AMA
how hard is it to not kill yourself
>>769128336
Have you ever tried to suck your own dick?
>>769128336
Why haven't you lost weight? You realize it would be bigger
>>769128592
Its easy, I can still jerk off. Why an hero?
>>769128693
Yes and it is impossible.
>>769128336
stop eating so much food you fat piece of shit
also no one cares about your dick
Ever fired it in anger?
>>769128336
OP if that's your erect length, maybe just kill yourself
wait.. thats hard?
I have stimdick and I still think mine is a bit bigger.
If only I could actually get hard right now.
>>769128759
Im not fat. I used to be really skinny and now i got like 10-15 lbs of fat. Im just bulking up to get stronger.
>>769128816
Im not fat retard
>>769128336
Could you post more picture please?
>>769128868
what's a stimdick??
>>769128851
Yea. It is.
>>769128887
Your not fat yet your pubic area is fat, the true marker of a skinny man
>>769128868
What is stimdick?
>>769128336
do you piss on your balls when you shit?
>>769128336
This belongs in a faggot thread. Thanks.
-anon
>>769128994
Ok retard, enjoy your anorexia
>>769129026
Sometimes.
>>769128951
When you can't get hard and your penis gets smaller while on stimulants, i.e. meth
>>769128994
he sittin down fgt. shut yo eurofag face nigga
>>769129070
I'm sorry that your upset that you have a dick buried in fat
>>769128908
>Im not fat retard
Clearly is a fat piece of shit in the pic,
you have a goddamned FUPA. Thighs enveloping the toilet, ball sack sunken into his pelvis, belly rolling over the mark left by his sweatsuit waistband.
>>769129275
Lol you're a retard. Im not fat, i literally have abs you aucoustic faggot
>>769129464
I bet you're 280 lbs dumbass
>>769129514
everyone in this thread is trying to tell you that you are a fat body
post a full body pic if your not
>>769128921
Why don't you post more
>>769129514
Your rock hard abs show well in the pic.
>>769128336
GET THE DICK JPGS OFF OF /B/ FAGGOT
>>769129708
/b/ is full of trap threads and ig facebook, dick rate, ylyl, shota, loli, etc.,. This is not the worst thread on here dumbass.
>>769129801
now you have tits
suck it in more there gumbo also get a more shitty camera
>>769129940
Its called pecs.... Retarded as fuck
>>769130018
In your case they are more of what would be referred to as moobs.
>>769128336
Why is not caged?
>>769131032
Cause im not a cuck
>>769130593
Im not falling for this shit. Lol thus is like saying im a manlet because im 5' 11' im poor because i only make 60k a year.
Lets Fap
please get out of my genepool
i feel sorry for you anyway
>>769128336
Can I suck it? I really wanna. Of course I'm a guy though guys like all sex unlike women
>>769128759
Doesn't work that way for some people. I lost 130 lbs and didn't gain a single cm. I was never so pissed off in my life except that time a meth head ran me off the road while on a rampage
>>769128868
>Stimdick
Wat???????
Please get back to the White House Trump
>>769128336
Sucks to be you
>>769129275
This coming from jabba the butt the 600 lb greased hog slapping grape jelly on his nipples and humping a stuffed bear while licking nacho cheese off his walls
>>769129275
WHY ARE HIS BALLS INSIDE HIS LEGS WHAT MANNER OF MUTANT IS THIS???!!!!
>>769129464
>More than 1.5 percent body fat equals fatass
Sure alright ok buddy got it totally absolutely definitely spot on you're so right oh great glorious god of the skellys your bone zone is all tone and not one drop of blubber anywhere on your body
>>769130203
>Doesn't know the truly beefy have pecs that look like tits because big muscles
Kek you pump and pump all day ervery day and call your puny pecs the booby bongos of Adonis but when you see some actual muscle meat you jelly so you scream fatty fat fuck cause you jelly yeah you be totally in jelly brobrah Bree jelly brah brah bro brah Bree bro
