What's the most fucked up thing you've ever done /b/?
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What's the most fucked up thing you've ever done /b/? I'll start.
>Came in sister bras/thongs/food.
>Sent sister a message asking for nudes.
>Sent sister nudes of my exes and girls I went to H.S with.
>Stole bras/panties from the girls locker room when I was in H.S.
>Came in same girls shirt and put it back in her gym locker twice.
>Came in girls spots bras put them back in their gym locker.
>I would take their cum stained bras/panties/thongs and hang them around the town (stop signs, mail boxes, cars, street poles)
>Stole one girls thong, put it on another girls car.
>When me and my ex were together, one time we let her brother (13) watch us fuck.
>Got locked out of at my then time roommates house, so I came in one of her bras.
>Payedfor a footjob.
>Found nudes/tumblrs of girls I went to H.S with
>Made a fake profile of a hot girl from my class and tricked other girls from class to send nudes
>Sent their nudes to people we went to H.S with.
>Sent some of the girls nudes to their brothers.
>Stole thongs and bras from friends mom
>Came in her bras and thongs
did sis ever give you nudes
>>769115759
No, she blocked me near instantly
>>769115519
Pic of sis? Bikini etc if you didn't get nudes.
Well... I stole a candy bar when I was, like, seven...
>>769115519
dowloaded my friend's pics of his gf's tits
Groped a friend's gf while she was sleeping drunk, pinched her nipples so hard she complained about her tits hurting next day and wouldn't let her bf touch her.
>>769116263
Creep shot I got of her, this was about 6 months prior to me messaging her.
>let my ex boyfriend talk me into fucking a dog.
>once did a BDSM "slave auction"
>used to be forced to play "the game" with my cousins and siblings, it was basically always Sexual truth or dare by the older kids.
>cheated on my fiancee with craigslist guys way below my league. I feel like I'm doing community service.
>fucked my ex girlfriends little sister while I was dating her. We were in HS. She was in MS.
>Once let a random dude at a party talk me into blowing him and all his friends, kinda just went from there into a train.
>didn't turn the microwave numbers off when I pulled it out at 1 second left.
Probably not the worst thing ive done but
Forced my best friends little sister to grind me when i was probably 14 and she was 10 or 11. She was really agaisnt it at first, like fighting it, but eventually she caved and started getting a feel for it and doing most of the job herself.
Never happened again.
Now shes 23 and I think she has a massive crush on me.
>>769116571
Fuck she looks hot. Moar
>>769116813
beaners gonna bean
Stole some nudes from a family member
>>769116648
what a terrible person
>>769116908
U rite
>>769117196
she's got nice legs
>>769116856
Only have a few from her Facebook before she blocked me, asides from that that's all I really got.
I made a fake profile to get my older sister to send me nudes. She sent me her tits, and then I blackmailed her into giving me handjobs and blowjobs, and still showed her tits to my friends.
>>769115519
>at home with wifey
>MIL and 2 of my wife's sisters stop by
>sisters are sharing a soda from wendy's
>wife goes out back with family, girls leave cup inside
>pull out my cock, start jerking furiously
>came in 5-6 strokes, dump load in cup
>stir and place lid back
>15 minutes later the sluts are sharing my cum while me, my wife, and their mom watch
>DAIMONDS
>fuck wife right after they leave
>can only think of her baby sisters guzzling cum
Had sex with a 10yo girl, was fully consensual but society would disagree..
>>769117592
how old were you?
>>Me and gf staying over at friends house. Been partying all night with him and his gf. We been out dancing and me and his gf was flirting a bit.
Me and gf have to get up early to go to a thing. She gets in the shower and I go to the kitchen where I bump in to friends GF. She is wearing a t-shirt and pantis. We looked at each other for 10 seconds then I lifted her up on the kitchen sink a fucked her as hard and quietly as I could. I don't know if it was hearing my gf in the shower 10 feet away or my friend snoring 6 feet away but the excitement made me cum deep and hard in my friends girlfriends pussy after 2 minutes.
>>769117267
Thats probably the best leg pic of her i got.
>>769117712
good job bro, who's pussy is better?
>>769117625
15. we had sex quite a few times
Fucking my grandma..
>>769117775
My friends girlfriends pussy was better so a few months after that happend she dumped him and I dumped mine and we have been together ever sins.
>>769117802
Give us a story, how do you end up tucking a 10yr old
I pulled my gf's dress down in the middle of a crowded street. She didn't wear a bra, we were drunk, I was horny, and I thought it would be fun to do that. She cried for hours after that, I felt kinda bad but also happy that a hundred people got a good look of her fat tits out
>>769118054
Post pics of gf
>>769117937
im too lazy/unsober atm to rly give all the details but she was my sister's friend. was accumulation of many years knowing each other and lotss of txting. she was the one who proposed it
I told this story in older, different threads but it's relevant to this one too. I'm much older now so I don't remember all the details exactly.
>Be a typical horny 13 yo boy
>Have a crush on a 14 yo female friend from school
>We go to each others houses sometimes
>One day I'm at her place
>She goes to the bathroom
>I'm bored and search around her room
>Find a dildo hidden away, probably belongs to her mom or sister
>When she comes back I blackmail her to give me a blowjob or I will tell her family
>She reluctantly agrees
>Gets down and sucks my 3 inch pecker
>I cum in less than 2 minutes, best feeling in the world
>I go back to my home, leave the dildo at her place
>She ignores as much as she can at school for the following weeks
Thinking back, she could obviously refuse and tell me my family will slap my shit harder than her's, but she didn't.
op u and me both did the same
except i pushed it too far now 20 year restraining order
pitty i heard of the 1080p charger looking hidden cameras 10 years too late could have had HD nudes for 80$
>>769118955
>Nice dubs
OP is a sexual predator
>>769117504
*wifey*
Fake and gay
>>769117893
Lol. True love
Have shared pics and videos of a bitch my buddy used to be with. She would be beyond upset and embarrassed if she knew strangers were familiar with her entire body and what she does behind closed doors.
>>769120252
share?
>>769116648
>didn't turn the microwave numbers off when I pulled it out at 1 second left.
you disgust me
>>769120295
Can I email you? Shes a milf with big tits. Goes for anyone who wants to see actually.
>>769120500
Why don't you simply post it here...?
>>769120500
sure
pattaponako23 gmail
>>769120582
I prefer it that way. Plus, in case we don't get through everything we can pick up at a later time. Also the videos c as not be posted either.
>>769118744
Did it continue or just happened once
>>769115519
You sick fuck. You know you’re technically a sex offender with everything that it implies ?
>>769120878 #
Fair.
[email protected]
>Twin cousins (boy and girl) live with their older sister
>Have nudes of her girl twin cousin
>go over to cousins house
>hang out for a while, bit drunk
>everyone is heading to sleep
>girl cousin goes to different room
>only one left is boy twin
>pull out phone and tell him i have nudes of a girl
>show him face pic of a girl i know
>proceed to show him nudes of his own sister that dont have face or revealing features
>he gets off on them
>he goes to sleep
>i receive more nudes of cousin in the other room
it was a fun night
>pic related
>>769122581
share?
just fuck a 16 yr as a 21 yr ig almost had a 3 way with her friends but her parents red her friends messages and almost got me arrested
>Arts and Crafts project
>Some shit with wires to hang from the ceiling
>Group project
>Tasked with tying knots
>Use suicide noose
>Mfw noone realised
>Mfw A grade
ive fucked this chick before her boyfriend moved across the usa to live with her and i even helped them move into a apartment and took him to a gun show
>>769116274
The police is coming for you, you sick fuck
>>769123237
nice pair of tits
>>769123237
nice.. ill et off on those tits too.. did he find out that he's basically a lannister now.
I was a cable guy for a long time. Ive been in thousands of other peoples houses. Most of the time with full access. I've only ever taken one thing that didnt belong to me. I took it from several houses. At least a couple dozen. One single puzzle piece.
>>769123391
lol that is great tbh
>>769115519
>y, those are $0.00?
>>769123269
Sure are
>>769123370
I dont think so
>>769123701
nice.. got some with face?
will you do it again?
>>769123391
kekd
>>769123735
>will you do it again?
Doubt it. She stopped sending pics cause she got "weirded out", even though she sent them without me even asking.
I made my wife get on her knees outside on the patio she started sucking my cock for a bit I took her shirt off and pulled her pants down bent her over and started fucking her meanwhile we didn’t know but 2 different neighbors were outside it was night time but the porch light was on so I know they seen us fucking but it was to late finished fucking her made her get on her knees to finish off busted all over her face it was pretty intense brought back old memories of me and the ex that use to do shit like that all the time
>>769124120
she's cute... would you tell her twin?
> parents out of town for the weekend
> let my little sister drink for the first time
> intentionally let her drink way too much
> throws up a lot, passes out
> i go outside where my dad's friend is waiting
> tell him she's ready and i wait outside until he finishes
>>769118955
You and OP are foolish.
You want to know how to get nudes from your sister? Easy as fuck
>buy a DSLR camera. A pro looking one. Most girls dont know shit.
>create a fake boudoir portfolio of various women with an almost exact body type of ur sis.
>approach sis saying youve been trying boudoir photography as a hobby and that you could really use help finding models. Ask if she would critic your portfolio.
>Make it known to her you could really use her body type. That youve had signifcant difficulty finding people.
>state that you want to expand your portfolio as youre aspiring to get company interest.
>ask her to model for you, state that youd owe her forever.
>stick to the professionalism argument.
If you have a decent rapport with your sister, she'll do it. Ive had 2 friends do this and one even convinced his to do an amateur audition porn scene with him.
>>769124214
is she hot?
>>769124203
Tell him what? That i showed him his nude twin sister? God no. Ill enjoy the thought by myself
>>769124512
i see. any chance you'd fuck the girl?
>>769124575
Yeah. Id take the very first chance i got to fuck. Sometimes i imagine fucking her in her kitchen while she cries.
>>769121151
Ever pissed in public? Everyone that has is also a sex offender.
>>769124733
nice.. i would too.. good luck
got more?
>>769124742
no your just publicly indecent and disorderly
>>769124802
Few left
>>769124852
post them all.. currently fapping to her
>>769124276
dude.. stfu you lying virgin.
>>769117737
Dude you should, like, get "caught" masturbating by her.
>>769116648
Tits or gtfo
>>769124863
>>769124120
does she have kik?
>>769125550
Not that im aware of.
>>769124276
Bro, this is just cringe. I'm sitting here imagining a sweaty fat kissless fuck typing this bullshit story thinking he is sounding cool on the interwebs. It's sad dude.
>>769125637
I just remembered this because of a conversation I had with a friend.
>Date this girl for a couple of months
>Didn't really take it seriously
>Just wanted some nudes
>She introduces me to this guy friend of hers and we all talk on Skype for a while
>I get the impression that he likes her but she friend zoned him
>She eventually falls asleep in call
>Me and the guy still talking
>Literally straight up asks me for her nudes
>I think he knew that I didn't really care about her
>Sent him like 40 including vids with her face in it
Felt really bad about it for a while. I was a huge scumbag I've sent her nudes to like 7 different guys by now.
>>769126251
Mind sending them to one more person? :P
>>769120500
mrkazama_san yahoo.com
>>769126098
Closest to another ass pic as i got
>>769126251
>>769126554
or all of us? ;)
>>769126628
And this
>>769126818
>>769116648
I have no fucking clue if you are a dude or a chick.
Honestly I dont know which would be worse.
>>769127058
>>769117330
Post sister's tits.
>>769117284
Moar
Made a catfish account and started hitting on my gfs sister
Ended up getting her to fall in love with me
Sent me many nudes
"My dick" was her first dick she ever seen
She's a slut now
>>769115519
>when bugs... become real! nicee
>take cat
>wrap up in towel
>put in pot
>put tv on top
>go to bed
>dead kitty
>>769129033
The girl really does have great tits. More and first name?
>>769129448
>first name
Starts with an R.
>>769129188
Meaty
>>769125908
Right after I got them
>>769129647
rachel
at my friend's bday party. everyone drunk and/or stoned. near the end of the night, almost everyone gone. bday girl wasted, puking, etc., but passed out. felt a sudden impulse, too drunk and stoned to care. so i pull it out and fap while groping her tits. busted all over her face, a LOT, then used her face to massage my cock for a bit. never done anything like that before, was a huge rush. wasn't thinking, so i just walked home after that. apparently, was too drunk/stoned/stupid to remember to wipe her face...but never heard anything about it. hope she assumed it was drool.
>>769130459
Its Rose.
>>769131536
You made your girlfriend fall in love with a catfish account?
I was gonna do the same thing but she didn't have a kik. Her sister did though so I went for that
>>769131903
Yes, I did that. She never confessed it to me of course. But I still fap to what I did
>>769115519
> In 6th Grade (circa 2001) I rode the bus with an emotionally disturbed retarded kid named Jeremy
> Jeremy had zero friends, and one day on the bus "Who let the dogs out?" came on the radio
> Kid SPERGS THE FUCK OUT singing along
> Like a week later kid brings in his brand-new Gameboy Color and a case with about 20 games in it
> IHaveAnIdea.jpg
> Got a Baha Men CD I never wanted for my birthday (parents are shit at birthday presents)
> Trade Jeremy useless CD for Gameboy and all his games
> All this kid does is listen to this CD, tries to bite/kick anyone who takes it away from him
> Kid viciously assault Special Ed. teacher who tried
> His mother and the principle have a meeting with every kid on the bus, pleading to give back the Gameboy because it was the last present he got from his grandmother and she can't take any more of his violent outbursts when she stops "Who Let the Dogs Out" - the only thing he listens to...
> Say nothing.
> Still have the Atomic Purple Gameboy Color
I took advantage of a retard and punished an innocent teacher and his parents in the process. Worst thing I ever did.
>>769131979
Did she sent nudes to your catfish account? How far did you take it and did anything change with your relationship?
My gfs sister was ready to meet my catfish account in a hotel for a day of fucking.
I was ready to reveal it was me when she walks in and hope she's horny enough to let it slide and fuck but just never went through with it
>>769132248
Yes, I made her send some nudes that I still jerk off to. I made her show on webcam too, then I stopped it all because it was going too far. I never revealed it was me, but at some point she asked to see me on cam, so I couldn’t go on
I came in my moms shampoo and body lotion and Rubbed her toothbrush on my cock and balls.
Had a huge crush on my best friend's little sister. One night she was passed out drunk and I pulled up her shirt and played with her nice big tits.
Some years ago I was dating a my roommate little sister, she was two years younger than me. She was really kinky, loved to be dominated. She already loved anal sex but I get her into fisting and huge insertion, buyed her a medium horse dildo for training. Important point, she had a horse and spend a lot of time taking care of it. After some time I convinced her to blow this stupid beast. We broke up two week after and I'm quite sure that with a bit more time she would agree to take his horse cock deep in her perfect ass.
At a dance when I was in high school, this girl was super drunk and me and my friend were holding her up in the middle of the dance floor so no teachers would catch her. We were actually helping her. However my hands also wandered up her shirt and I played with her nipples and also went down her thong and rubbed her pussy. We were freshman in hs
>>769131247
Later guys
>>769131247
rosa
>Be me
>GF just freshly breaks up with me then goes out of town for 2 weeks
>I still talk to her over text trying to work things out
>Didnt really work but we still are friends
>She comes back
>ask her to chill so we can get some closure
>I ask her if we can fuck one more time
>She says maybe but I can tell she wasnt too sure
>fast foward later that night
>We sit in the back of my car just talking about moving forward
>I start getting close and then I pull her pants down and start eating her out
>She covers her face and shakes her head
>She is getting wetter but doesnt want to do anything
>then i pull my dick out and start fucking her shes still shaking her head covering her face
>I came so much inside her pussy in like 2 mins
>My mindset was im fucking her reguardless tonight if she wants to or not.
>she gets out starts crying
>I regret it at first
>She text me and says "you raped me"
>I got turned on by that
>Now I get diamond thinking about that situation
Were still friends till this day. Now that I moved on shes like obsessed with me. I thought she would never talk to me again. Like 2 days later she acted as if nothing happend but I knew it was affecting her. I didnt care.
>sucked my bros dick while he was sleeping
>smeared my shit all over a stall in the female washroom at my university
> sticked my finger in my asshole
want details?
>>769129737
Go on with tits
>>769135001
Sure
>>769132563
Anyone interested in this?
>>769135001
too lazy to type everything.. ama?
>>769123043
This scares me the most about LDR tbh
>>769120500
diplomacyturkey23 gmail
>>769120500
I might regret this, but... [email protected]
>>769120500
jt496962 @gmail.
>>769115519
got really drunk in like 2010 and stole a loaf of bread or two from a 711 delivery truck after about 40 standards.
1. i was fucking hungry
2. i didnt care if i lived or died anymore
i passed on court and pleaded guilty in abscence, because it was stupid, they could have given us a warning, but the officers were retards. after this i started smoking cannabis to cure my alcoholism, turned my life around.
on the other side of this im owed about 5million+++ in penalty units for assault against me, which ill happily trade in favour for my own transgressions to make amends, and back to my perfect record, id trade it so long as it didnt continue, obviously, as i dont really need nor want the money, not like that
My wife's father got divorced, and I knew he started surfing CL to meet girls. I posted ads every couple days to the CL in his town with pics of my wife (no face, just body, nude, tits, pussy, etc), and an ad saying we were coming into town and looking for a silver fox to fuck her. After about the eighth or so time of posting, i got a reply that seemed like it may be from him. I carried on a couple day dialog with him, sending more pics, etc. He was all about her, talking about how hot her body was, how much he wanted to fuck her, etc. I told him we were narrowing it down to a handful of guys, but she wanted very much to be degraded, and treated like a total whore, and so we wanted to find a guy or two who would really be able to fulfill that fantasy. He played right into that, describing all the things he would do. He kept asking for a face shot. I went as far as lower half of face, no eyes.
We exchanged quite a few messages, but basically strung him along. Then this past January, we took advantage of the long weekend to come out and visit him and my mother in law again, since the weather where they both live was awesome.
My wife and I have talked about going to adult theaters to play around before, and I convinced her that while we were out of town, we should actually check one out. I found one that looked promising, and saw it had glory holes, so put a plan into action. We had talked about it a lot, and her hesitation had always been that she wouldn't want to be seen by anyone she knows. The only other experience we had was on vacation once, we had a threesome with a guy we met at the hotel bar.
I logged onto the dummy account a couple days in advance, and gave him a specific time to go to that theater and we would send him a message with where to meet.
>>769137907
We got there about 45 minutes before the allotted time, found the booths and started watching vids. I could tell she was getting horny, and suggested that maybe she would want to try something new and try sucking a cock through a glory hole. She was up for it, and we quickly had a cock coming through that she started to jack off before putting it in her mouth. I could tell that one wasn't his, as it looked to be a younger guy (like 30s/40s, not early 70s like her dad). I got an email on the dummy account that he was there, but there was now a line of 3 guys waiting to go in to the booth I told him to meet at. I really needed her not to get skittish, so kept egging her on, telling her how hot it was, etc. After the first guy came in her mouth, I asked her if she wanted to keep going, and she was all about it.
She blew the next three of them while I fingered her from behind, she was soaking. When an older guy's cock came through the hole, I was absolutely diamonds. I whispered in her ear that I wanted to fuck her, and she immediately put her mouth on the guy's cock and I slid into her from behind. She was giving her a crazy sloppy BJ, sucking balls, etc. When he finally came, he groaned a ton, and I could tell her was shooting into her mouth. She swallowed that one as well. It was so hot, that I came inside her almost instantly.
>>769137980
He reached through and felt her tits, as she had dropped her top while blowing one of the earlier guys. I whispered to her to turn around and clean my cock off, and when she did her pussy/ass were turned towards the hole in the wall, so he ended up fingering her and grabbing her ass (I found out afterwards that he slid a finger in her ass too, which was awesome). After a few minutes of playing with her pussy, his time in the booth ran out and another guy came in. I encouraged her to go for a while more so that we could giver enough time for her dad to get out of there before either of them figured it out. She ended up sucking off 4 more guys, making it nine in total. I checked the parking lot before we left to make sure her dad's car wasn't in the lot.
It was fucking amazing. I fucked her twice that night.
I have exchanged a couple more emails with him afterwards. He went on and on about the blowjob, and said it was the best one he's had in the since he was in his 30s. I think my favorite part was he said his ex-wife used to suck his cock like that, but stopped doing it, and so he hadn't gotten one from her since his 50th birthday (so it had been 20 or so years). But even she wouldn't suck his balls, so he really liked that.
>>769115519
Repeatedly got my gf's little sister to suck my dick.
Got her to send naked vids to me and forwarded them on the her brother.
Had sex with the brother on a few occasions.
>>769116274
Scumbag
>>769138335
Post pics of the sister
A friend and I use nudes of our wives as betting currency when playing golf. I'm apparently a much better golfer than he is under pressure.
>>769138535
This is her now
>>769138609
Post nudes
Catfished my sister. Dick went 0 to 100 when she sent nude.
>>769138805
Post
>>769115519
When I was seven, my alcoholic stepfather started sneaking into my room at night and putting his dick in my mouth. He told me that I couldn't tell anyone or he would kill me and my mother. I cried the first time I had to swallow his filthy load.
This went on for years.
When I was twelve, I had just seen a movie about a guy molesting his kid. That's when it hit me that I shouldn't have to put up with this anymore. I still believed I couldn't tell anyone, but I swore I would put a stop to it somehow.
One day, he was changing the oil in his car. He was drunk and pissed off.
He yelled to me to come over and help him. The car was only held up by a single jack. My mom was inside. No neighbors were out. I walked over, dropped to the ground, and kicked straight at the jack. The car shook once.
"What the fuck are you doing you little fuck?!" he yelled.
Before he could get out from under the car, I gave the jack another kick.
Everything dropped.
Pain exploded in my right leg. It shattered my tibia, my fibula, and three tarsals in my foot.
My stepdad's skull was crushed under the oil pan.
The pain was so intense I blacked out.
I woke up in the hospital. My mom was not crying. She was happy that I was alright.
The police asked me what happened. At first I genuinely didn't remember, but then I said Deadpool saves the kid but takes a bullet with his powers disabled so he actually dies and meets his dead girlfriend (who died in the first act, pregnant no less) but instead of returning to his own time, Cable goes back several hours and saves Deadpool and then Deadpool gets Cable's time machine, goes back and saves his girlfriend, kills the X-Men Origins: Wolverine version of himself, and finally kills Ryan Reynolds before he can do Green Lantern.
>>769116648
I fucked my girlfriend's sister too. She was 12 I was 17. I want to meet you, you sound fun. no morals like me.
>>769135581
More
>>769120500
[email protected]
Thanks bro.
>>769138869
>>769139179
Moar!
>>769139179
Tits?
>>769116648
86,5% lies
>>769139179
Does her name start with V? She looks familiar.
>>769116813
because what you've done to her you became her sexual role model. Congratulations. You should marry her now, faggot.
>>769116274
You son of a bitch.
>>769139179
sexc little missy
>>769139344
the worlds very autistic and its extremely hard to open if you are, get her to smoke pot and exercise and read a book =cured
>>769139444
Exercise that clit
>>769139204
>>769139223
>>769132087
Kek
>>769138805
I catfished my girlfriend, as I already wrote in this thread
>>769115519
I poked holes in my 15-year-old sister's condoms and then hid in the closet while she fucked her boyfriend. I came at the same time that he shot his load into her fertile pussy, unaware that the broken condom meant that nothing was between his potent teenage sperm and her waiting egg but distance and luck.
Nine months later I had a nephew.
The boyfriend didn't stick around but he is still paying child support.
>>769139610
So you role played your girlfriend cucking you?
>>769116274
Even Hitler didn't steal.
>>769139712
She never knew it was me. She chatted with “this guy” for few months, sent him some nudes but they never met (obviously)
>>769139542
Holy fuck, post everything
>>769138001
Nice story, I'm diamonds.
>>769115519
Came in countless girls socks and shoes, stole their dirty socks and panties, masturbated on them while they were passed out. Fed them my cum. College was a goldmine.
I walked on the grass when there was no walking on grass sign.
>>769139444
trips checked
>>769139615
if thats the quality of ur blood it was probably a blessing and u did ... well,
was it a daughter?
>>769139978
Brock Turner 2.0 the one that got away
>>769140276
>nephew
>daughter
I got my sister pregnant at 19. She was blacked out drunk and I fucked her. She's married now to her bf with our baby.
>>769140347
you expect someone with the dispasirity as such between u n i to read ur entire post? k
>Stole a few pennies at age seven from granny.
>Stole some food and comic books at age ten in a supermarket.
>Stole a small Eiffeltower at age sixteen.
>Punched a kid in his face at age sixteen.
>Stuck it in the pooper when the girl didn't expect it at age sixteen.
>Beat up a muslim at age seventeen.
>Knocked out the teeth of another muslim at age seventeen. Felt good.
>Bashed a classmate's head on the pavement, leaving a broken nose and chin, later that year.
>Fucked his gf, five years later and showed him some pics.
>Gave some cocain to underage dudes at a party.
The best thing was when I met some girl who had HIV and befriended her. I introduced her to my stepbrother and she gave him HIV, which was amazing.
>>769140495
>>769140495
daughter?
>>769139542
Keep going
>>769140614
Yup yup. Beautiful little girl. Sadly, I'm sure our daughter and my sister would love to see me burning in he'll if they ever found out. I'll probably start a relsyionship with my daughter once she's old enough. I'm not going to meet her face to face until she's 18 for genetic attraction.
Bullied a kid into suicide
his name was Ryan
>>769116648
> Fucked my ex's little sister
Greentext plz
>>769139542
Need more
>>769139028
Any way you can greentext it? This is my fetish
You guys are all pussies! You know what I did that's horrible??
Removed my usb without ejecting it. Come back when you live life this dangerous faggots
bmup
>>769140782
make sure u instil in her positive dietry habbits and exercise and drug regiment (Cannabis)
>>769139028
>>769141027
If it’s about no moral I would let you guys fuck my girlfriend
i pooed in my moms pee
beat that faggots
>>769141632
Are you catfishanon? I love women who cheat.
>>769142189
I am the catfish anon (but I’m not the one who you mentioned)
>>769124214
cuck, not doing it yourself, hope it was worth the three fiddy for candy
>>769124276
Sound doable but weird when you all of a suddern get into art and "professionalism"
>>769141027
>dating 10/10 hottest who was an outcast before blooming
>she's crazy as fuck and we hit it off
>I start hanging around her house 24/7
>her parents recently divorced, the mom is a legit escort, and they're all crazy af
>the youngest, call her belle, was wild and horn - and all around a reincarnate of a badass from the 70s
>calls me her brother
>we are basically like 2 magnates
>one night their mom is slutting around and my gf is passed out, I start drinking their mothers liquor
>the 12 year old knows it's her time to shine
>starts grinding on my dick
Like I said, she was a really horny 12 yo and all around cooler than most highschoolers. Smoking weed and shit.
> she finds up sucking my dick and swallowing my cum
>I go pass out next to my gf in her room feeling guilty af
Wasn't the end and we ended up fucking for a couple of years and we kind of tore the family apart. Even though the parents did at the get go
>>769143021
I'm on my phone and auto correct ducks
I'm not retyping it or writing antore cuz I'm about to go to sleep. True af story tho
throughout the years i have attempted to catfish my sister, cousins, mom, friends girlfriends, my current girlfriend, her relatives, and of course a handful of girls i went to school with.
i've had varying levels of success - but the two girls that took things the furthest were a cousin and my girlfriend.
>>769143825
It seems girlfriends are the easiest to catfish. I did it with success
>>769143825
So your girlfriend tried to cheat on you... With you?
>>769116813
story?
>>769143918
I did the same. It’s exciting to see how slutty they can be
>>769143918
ya lol. i got addicted to it - i started to get more enjoyment out of getting her to say nasty shit and send pics to my catfish account than i got out of fucking her.
Bump
>>769144157
I could say the same for me. Sometimes I refused to meet her just to let her chat with the catfish guy
>>769144157
Did she every find out or you tell her?
>>769144457
no she never found out. i tried catfishing her sister with the same account and somehow she found out. she got pissed at 'me' for hitting on her sister and blocked me
>>769139112
>>769138335
Greentext fam
