*blocks your path*
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*blocks your path*
Excuse me, sir?!
>walk around him
>>769115170
>?!
back the fuck off!?!?
>>769115086
Show ass pics of her
>>769115086
Not my first time dealing with an ogre, Dragon Age taught me well.
>>769115086
"Tryna fuk?"
"You are blocking my path.."
>with your huge freakish body you selfhating failure of a woman
>>769115086
"Sorry lad."
> Moves out of the guys way
>>769115086
whip out my dick
>>769115086
Fuck outta my way bitch
>>769115086
Sir, can you please move?
Thank you.
>>769115086
Like, is she wanting to fight me? I got better shit to do.
Is she approaching me as a way to intimidate me. Shit. I'd let her fuck me.
>>769115086
thats a big lady what is she like 6'2" 10/10 would cum on her biceps
Ohey, are you free tonight?
>>769115086
Sorry. May i go past? Thanks
>>769116203
it is rather unclear what "blocks your path" entails.
Fighting one of these is a no-win-scenario tho:
either you win; great you beat a girl, dick!
or she win; you got your ass handed to you by a girl, faggot!
>>769116330
I'd love to have her hand me ass. Call her ma'am and beat me.
Not everything is about a dick.
>>769116397
>>769116254
shes def not that tall. 5'9 more like
I would pay her to beat me up..
*blocks your path*
>hey, we're an off number and need another partner for wrestling matches. You seem like you could handle a couple of girls.
wat do?
>>769116564
>seem like you could handle a couple of girls.
sure could, dont know what the fuck you are tho so no thanks
>>769116482
she looks taller maybe 5'11 look at those hands
I'm 6'5" myself and i just love tall girls
>>769115086
What wonderful tattoo's you have my dear
>>769115229
i zozzled
>>769115086
>>769116564
>tfw you can't find the perfect man so you become him instead
>>769116963
>when you cant be a girl so you try being a man
>>769115086
I bet her clit is longer than my 7inch
>>769115086
impregnate her and send her on her way.
>>769115086
"Sorry, you're too fat to be my wife."
>>769115086
Challenge to an arm wrestle. I'll fake my loss and go on my way. She-hulks need all the confidence they can get
>>769116020
whip out hers
>>769115086
Heh heh.. aaaalllll riiiiight
>>769115086
She's still short.
pick her up place her aside, maybe get number/social media if shes not orbite
>>769115086
yes please.
>>769115086
Tickle then finger pussy and ass then rape ass fuck hard cum inside
Hit in head with tier iron then fuck when ready
bodybuilder girls shit huge amounts during the day and it stinks alot. hf wankbois
You like what you see?
>>769115086
MAGA
>>769115086
Even if it wasnt a dumb cunt, look at its neck..it may legitimately have bigger arms than me but it still cant do what i can do. Those are gym muscles and theres no support strength. If it go uppity all i would have to do is punch it in the nose or grab it by the throat with my man hand and it would probably pass out from choke-crying from fear
>>769115086
GRAB HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY! What is she gonna do kick my ass!? That would be even hotter than Fuckin her. lol She so hot!!!
>>769115170
fpbp
>>769115229
spbp
>>769116564
roll
>>769116564
Roll for 7-8. Would berry my dick who ever pulls it out be crowned king arthur
>>769116564
I would perv out so hard they would never wrestle with another man again.
>>769116564
Breast implants to offset the side effects of steroid use.
Gross.
>>769115086
I want to lick her...So very bad
>>769116564
would literally fuck any and all of these women
Well I hope shes weapon proof.
roll my ‘resist rods’save
>>769115086
*marries her*
>>769116564
Damn I need to start lifting again
>>769115086
c-cute muscly waifu
>>769121481
lol suuuure
im hers now
>>769116564
7-8
there's not enough muscle porn in the world. this must be remedied
>>769126084
more of her?
>>769115086
her ass is amazing
>>769126084
sauce?
>>769126184
Sauce pls
>>769120572
dunno why but kekked hard
>>769115086
I challenge.
Wip out dick, start jerking off. She will move out of the way if she don't want him on her, and I doubt she will stop me.
>>769126184
sauce
>>769115086
HA! You call those "muscles" pfffttttt…
Jū shō e yōkoso!!!
>>769115086
Somebody shop her shirt to say "Ouch!"
>>769126738
>>769126739
aspen rae balcony fuck or something like that.
she has fake tits now, but they actually look OK
>>769115086
theres a plain 6 / 10 girl at my gym who does the same dead lift workout each time i'm there, really loud talker, doesn't know when to shut the fuck up
>she goes for water
>take over the machine
>keep her waiting
>and waiting
>and waiting
>workout all day
>she leaves
>"well i'm done on this machine, you want it chad?"
>"cheers anon"
>bitches don't belong in the gym they belong in the kitchen on in my bed sucking my cock
>>769126738
megsquats, instagram and youtube
>>769126084
All I want for Christmas is a dominate woman
>>769126184
Who dis
>>769126184
god i wish that were me
Piss on her leg. Pinch stop mid stream when she goes to grab my dick
grab that arms elbow and pull down while driving my knee into her face. With my other hand on on her head.
Then go hide in the parking lot. Watch for which vehicle she drives.
Wrrite down Plate number.
Go to dmv. Tell them a car has been in my drivewaybfor about a week. I don't want this person to lose their car but I'd like to get a hold of the owner to see whats going on "maybe i can help, god bless."
Then gonto her address. Abduct her pets
Mail her body parts.
Set up a trap. Tell her where i am. bear traps and piano wire
Start quoting Zed from pulp fiction
Dance around like buffalo bill with my dick between my legs.
Play aqualung with a kazoo.
Then ask her if she would like to date.
>>769116020
Wow wild Katja Krasavice lol
ask to lick her butthole
>>769116564
>Wheyfu
>Not Roidfu
>>769115086
*kicks her in the balls*
>>769116564
Rollo
>>769128671
That's the correct answer.
>>769115086
>>769126084
>>769115086
*GRABS HER PUSSY*
>>769116564
":1^`^°℅℅®©
>>769127361
I lost my virginity looking at her squat
>>769130279
lol at curlbro in the background, curling in the fucking rack
>>769132399
you'd best go find it again then, you'll need it for the rest of these
https://www.instagram.com/megsquats/
>>769132407
Curling 9,5lbs in the rack in office gear.
>>769116564
roolling for kek
>>769116564
Would accept, but little do they know i'm a wrestling demigod, proceed to destroy the fuck out of them in wrestling
>>769116564
Roll
